/jp/ - Otaku Culture

She's a Japan? Wow, go for it man, but good luck having sex with nation.

I'm obliged to inform you this isn't your blog

but it really makes everything fucking awkward, trust me

Don't have sex because it might interfere with what you do on an online imageboard frequented by pedophiles.

Hope this helps.

>>5472430

I'm fence sitting right now, but she is incredibly attractive and such. I don't want to ruin our friendship though so I am unsure if it is anything resembling a good idea.

only if she dresses up as some touhou

Reported for /a/.

>>5472442

But she must fit the personality perfectly or it will ruin the illusion!

>>5472438

If I can do just fine with no IRL friendships, then you can too. Hurry up and bone her already.

She'd probably see you in a whole new light afterward and expect a bunch of shit from you from that day forward. As in shitty shit that you probably will not want to carry out.

Even if you made her promise that it was just casual sex and nothing would change afterwards between you two as a result, words are meaningless in this case, everything would change. Seeing how she's your best friend that makes a long period of awkward uncomfortable weirdness totally inevitable.

And as to if it is the /jp/ way of doing things? FUUUUUUCK no. THIS is all that /jp/ needs, not retarded pointless (and futile) relationshit drama.

>>5472458

But Zun!bro I would be your rl friend ;_;

>>5472463
And I thank you for this from the bottom of my heart, Anon. A shame you live a billion miles away.

>>5472471

Why do you have no friends in real life, you seem like a pretty neat guy

>>5472484
Second

>>5472442
>>5472442
>>5472442
>>5472442

Does she look like this?

Or is she lesbian?

>>5472438
>attractive

via gravity

>>5472484
My honey is too shy, he doesn't even go to the IRC and talk to us.

>>5472529

Very funny.

>>5472462

People are weird.

>>5472427
You shouldn't.

This is not about "Oh bitches & whores" etc, but you shouldn't fuck a good friendship with a relationship. I mean, friends shall remain like friends and nothing else.

She'll eventually get over having had sex with you

She'll also eventually get over being rejected by you as long as you don't go out the next day and fuck the first female that will have you just to prove the point i mean what the fuck

It all really comes down to whether or not you want to have sex

/jp/ I know this semi-retarded girl who is the daughter of a family friend who would probably have sex with me if I said yes.

Literally semi-retarded. If I said "You want to have sex?" she would say "Sure".

Do I do it

I'd say, don't do it.
Keep yourself pure.
I have to say, I have someone who wants to fuck me but since she's an ugly whale, I have to pretend I don't get her innuendo.

>>5472561
if you want to be a sick selfish person

>>5472561

>>5472561

i should also note she's a solid..6. Not ugly but not hot

>>5472572
Women are like fights.
If you skip out on all the ones that aren't important, you might not be ready for the one that is.

>>5472572
And by innuendo, I really mean "I want to sleep with you" stuff. I have to play this ultra shirou to maintain stability in my life.

So, is /adv/ trolling us today?

>>5472581
Then I'll just cheat when that fight comes.

>>5472575

One last thing: she's had sex before. Nobody knows but me, she told me.

How? Same situation I described. So we *could* classify her as a slut.

>>5472581
Women aren't like fights or locks or pop-tarts or whatnot. They're just goddamn people.
Besides, how would fucking someone you don't like prepare you for anything? You're supposed to fall in love before having sex, ergo, sex won't enable you to get the person you like, and if that person that you love is so hung up over sex, she's a slut and doesn't deserve anything anyway.

>>5472586
Revenge for that "Shiki seeking advice" thread, I presume.

>she is also a Japan

What

>>5472594
>implying I was referring specifically to sex and nothing else
Enjoy the love of your life giving up on you because you don't know how to communicate with the opposite gender

>>5472597
That's actually /a/ or /v/ and the copy pasta for that is old as fuck.

>>5472611
How is having a no strings attached casual sex encounter going to teach you to speak to the opposite gender?
Also, what makes you think that women are creatures alien enough for english not to suffice to communicate with them?

>>5472619
What if I want to talk to a Finnish girl who can only speak Finnish?

>>5472626
Your love was not made to be.

>>5472626
Learn Finnish. Duh.

To OP, just do it. Hell, make her your girlfriend if you want. Just don't for the love of yourself marry her.

>>5472611
Even attempting to communicate at all would place me at a higher skill level than most people.

>>5472628
It-it cannot be!

Only if she dresses as your favourite Touhou.

>>5472639
Declare another Winter war on her and have your heart play the Russian part on the battlefield of love.

>>5472629
or make her learn english. finnish sounds stupid.

>>5472619
Yes, because all communication is limited to speech.
That mindset is going to take you places, yes sir.

To put things simply, fuck her ass.

Also not your blog.

>>5472739
Then, pray tell what differences there are between communicating with men and communicating with women.

>>5472739
That's right, rape is one way of saying hello.