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YOU MADE MY DROP MY GROCERIES YOU FUCKING FUCK GRAAAAARGH

*hug*

That's my job to yell at youkai scaring me.

Unlike most youkai, Kogasa scares humans for sustenance.

BERO BERO B-UNNNGGGGHHHHHH

kicked in the cunt.

>>5445041


Guess she is gunna starve to death then..

i-i'm sorry... i... *hug*

I keep the lights out during the night, and my cat scares the shit out of me sometimes
I dont yell at her
And I wouldnt yell at something equally as pathetic

Because your eyes are UGLY!

*hits*

[x] Fist

I'd end up punching her then feeling really bad about it...

"Be lucky i didn't kick your ass now get gone!"

>>5445077
She would deserve it.

>>5445101


Not like she was gunna eat me or any thing.. just wanted to spook me a little.. be mean to hit her.. Rumia though.. you can punch her.

>>5445110
Rumia isn't a bad youkai! Quit spreading lies.

>>5445110

Punchable list
Rumia
Kisume
Yuuka
Wriggle
Shiki
Shanghai

>>5445110

Aaaaaaaahhhhh

>>5445122


I like how Rumia is at the top there.. noone likes her..

>>5445125

I'd cum down her anxious gullet.

>>5445122
That's a bad list and youshould feel bad for making it!

>>5445129

sou nanoka?

>>5445132


I'd just punch her in the face again...

>>5445125
Dick goes- whoa not so fast there, Rumia!

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>>5445139
Oh but i like everone on that list they just need to be hit more especially Yuuka(I've never seen art of her being beat up b4)

>>5445049
She's practically guaranteed to not starve, considering her power works on anything and everything imaginable.

>>5445151


I want a pic of Yuka getting punched in the fucking face nao.

>>5445151
Why are you so S? Be more M.

>>5445142

oh, I'd still do that, just after I came in her mouth.

>>5445177


Really not a good idea to tempt her with sausage..

>>5445182
Just make sure she's eaten recently..

>>5445182

Maybe you can tempt her with special sauce.

Rumia: The dumbest youkai?

I dont like this image

>>5445122

This is fantastic.

>>5445216
Is that Yuuka!?I hope it is!

>>5445216
Alice? Kicking Yuuka's ass? Considering Alice always holds back... wow. That's impressive.

>>5445228
nope, it's your're mom

>>5445228
Which one you hope it is? But yes, she's there.

>>5445122

You forgot to add Cirno.

You guys are all jerks. Unzan will knock you all down.

Why do people want to see Yuuka hurt? ;_;

>>5445251

Nah I think he'd agree and join in bro'fistin and all.

>>5445255
I don't know... she's very nice. Except when teasing. But that's everyone else's fault for being so teasable.

>>5445243
no, cirno is on the "To Rape list"

>>5445271
can't rape the willing

>>5445275
Yes you can

>>5445280
I would rather a punch to the face but this is good too.

>>5445280
Who is that in the background?

>>5445282
It goes against the very definition of rape!

>>5445285

Yuuka's past self.

>>5445285
Young Yuuka

>>5445292
So, the image is of the present's kind, softened Yuuka getting beaten up by her past, terrifying, bloodthirsty self?

Shouldn't the Yama forgive Yuuka instead of inflicting such a horrible fate on her?

Fucking heartbreaking ;_;

>>5445301

NO. Shikieki never forgives and never forgets!

>>5445301
Shiki is merely showing Yuuka her past sins.

>>5445312
Daaaaaamn that's one hell of a way to show someone their past sins.

>>5445324
Showing what cruelty you are capable of seems like proper punishment.

>>5445243
>>5445280
>>5445302
>>5445317

;_;

>>5445324
I vaguely remember a movie (TV) in which a serial killer had to atone for his sins by being killed in all ways in which he killed others.
I can't remember the name.

>>5445335
That's not Shiki's job though.

がんばれ!(泣)こがさちゃん!!

>>5445403
Why would I wish luck to someone who doesn't need it?

>>5445412
Because you failed to translate it.

>>5445412

Because it's the right thing to do. Keep going this way and Yukari will never let you in Gensokyo.

Kogasa is full of love. She only surprises people because she hopes that she'll find someone who will surprise her back.

>>5445450


I don't want to go there.. Yukari will eat me.

>>5445485


I have a feeling she'd be very easy to scare... she jumps out and goes boo then you go RRRAAAAARRGGHHH. she will cry then...

>>5445494

Or you just surprise her by hugging her and taking her home.

>>5445511


Naaaa.. that makes her sad.. Shows her how not scary she is..

>>5445494
She'll surprise you back. Prepare for surprise-Pong.

>>5445519


I don't think she can do that.. not after I see her.. unless she turns herself all ugly and stuff..

She could probably startle all of you timid fucks if you were out walking alone at night
Me though?
I'm a fucking alpha male, I'd kick the shit out of any little punk who tried that shit

>>5445489

She won't eat you.

She'll just fuck you senseless and leave at Reimu's place while she goes to sleep

>>5445571
It's bad to hit girls and young children anon.

>>5445571

Hello Anon, I heard you kicked a young youkai.

>>5445576
Prove it

>>5445571

She would eat you.

>>5445609
That's like getting arrested for punching a nigger

>>5445576


I'd rather be eaten then left with Reimu..

>>5445628


Difference is Byakuren can destroy you..

>>5445634
Same here
Reimu is a fucking bitch

>>5445609


rocks...

>>5445634
>>5445646

Reimu isn't a bad person. She's just misunderstood and slightly stressed from work.

You should give her a massage and make her some tea.

>>5445659


Naaa... I don't hate her because she is mean or anything.. I am just not.. attracted to her at all.. she needs to be.... prettier!

>>5445663
ARA NANI!?

>she needs to be.... prettier!

I think she is already quite beautiful.

Definitely one of the best Gensokyo has to offer.

>>5445675


Pretty sure Yukari is prettier.. Even though she eats people..

>>5445684
Yukari doesn't eat people. If she did, the Dragon would come and end her existence immediately..

>>5445705


All Youkai eat people.. It is just what those filthy creatures do!

>>5445712
Tewi doesnt

>>5445705

Wut? Dragon don't give a fuck.

>>5445716


Tewi is a moon rabbit.. they eat space carrots..

>>5445721
Yes it does. When Gensokyo was made, the Dragon made Yukari swear to uphold everlasting peace. Eating people counts.

>>5445730


she can eat ones that don't matter though.. like random people that get lost there..

>>5445730
Explain the lunar invasion, then.

Also, Flandre (and perhaps Rumia) regularly eats people, so I don't know what you're on about.

When scared by her or watching that face of hers.
Either way, I'm a goner

>>5445730
>>5445721
>>5445705
>The Dragon

>>5445728
Tewi is actually an earth rabbit made youkai

>>5445739
Lunar Invasion? You mean the sake theft? Seemed pretty damn peaceful to me. Also, the Moon isn't Gensokyo, I doubt the dragon gives a shit.
>>5445737
Yeah sure. She can eat all the suicidal outside worlders she likes.

>>5445730

Bullshit.

Why doesn't Yukari pull a Salvation War and simply fight the Dragon?
She is the most powerful being in Gensokyo, after all.

>>5445833

She don't care. Dragon just sleep all he time and don't do anything unless summoned. And she like the current state of Gensokyo.

>>5445804
It's in PMiSS, bro. Akyu never lies.

>>5445852

[citation needed]

Yukari can eat a dragon..

>>5445852

>>5445730
Then why she kidnaps them?

>>5445730

It's canon youkai cooks regularly hunt humans in the outside world.

>>5445901
Wat

>>5445858
It's in PMiSS[1], bro. Akyu never lies.[2]

1. Dragon article
2. Akyu works for Shiki's employer* for most of her life to continue her reincarnation. Their strict background checks would find any hint of lying.
* See the Monologue

>>5445901
That passage was written by Reimu. A racist. You'd believe a racist?

>>5445913


..you have a point there.. I don't like Reimu...

>>5445928
Reimu doesn't like you either

>>5445948
SHE GOT THE LUMPS

>>5445928

>>5445913
I'd expect someone that exterminates youkai as her job to know a thing or two about youkai.

>>5445975
Yeah, she knows a few things. She also hates them and is willing to believe even the most outlandish rumors about them. Or, at least, was. I think she's matured a bit over the games... seems almost tolerant of Byakuren.

>>5445913

She is a honest racist. And it's not like love humans.

EVERY GENSOKYO RESIDENT MUST MEET OUR FIST

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/5424145

>>5446075
That's terrible.

>>5446075

Oh god, that thread rocked. Too bad there wasn't sakuya dickings.

>>5445948
Long finger is long.