/jp/ - Otaku Culture

im a clean guy, the only thing i have ever tried is masturbating while sitting on a toilet. i dont know whether i should feel good or bad about it.

I have found masturbating while standing up (in the shower at the time) to be a very interesting experience. Also masturbating with a toothbrush up my ass was neat too.

Usually for me, though, it's just in a chair, standard.

>>5407090
How the fuck would you masturbate lying face down? Other than humping the bed or something.

>>5407113
probably propping yourself up on your knees a bit?

>>5407113
>humping the bed or something.
Yeah, or a pillow or blanket. The pressure feels great.

i have never masturbated, parents made me believe my whole childhood that it was wrong to do
i can't overcome this ;_;

Maybe when I was like 7

>>5407105
I lean against the shower wall and pretend I'm banging a loli.

>>5407132
Pedo, go die in a fire.

I'm serious.

Chair
or on my knees

I used to masturbate like a king just by rubbing my cock against a bed or the bathroom floor. It was the only way I could do it before I hit puberty. I called it "sexercise".

I didn't even know it was related to sex, it just took some effort and I thought "sex" was just a word for dirty things.

>>5407142
>on my knees

Do you suck a dick while you masturbate too?

>>5407145
I wish.

Isn't it supposed to be bad for your sexual health or something?

I dunno, I've been doing it for years and I haven't noticed any abnormalities...

This seems like as good a place as any to ask a question, since I don't want to start a new thread. What happened with Hong's translation blog? Did it move, did he drop it, or what? Or am I just being stupid and its still where it always was (knowing me this is a real possibility).

>>5407239
http://madscans.blogspot.com/

>>5407239

Moved, I think. He linked a new site a few days ago, so check the archives.

>>5407244
>>5407242
Gracias mis amigos.

I've never masturbated prone. My dick is uncomfortable bent up or down with an erection, and I lack the strength to hold myself up on my knees while masturbating. The only exciting masturbatory habits I have are masturbating with a shower head, an onahole, and ejaculating on things. I haven't been feeling very well when I orgasm standing up, so I've been shying away from that last thing I mentioned. It's such a shame, too. For some reason I've able to make semen squirt from my penis rather than just dribble out. I loved having it go out of my dick and onto an object, usually a picture. I've just been letting it shoot up on my chest or stomach until I feel like I'm able to endure an orgasm while standing up.

>>5407263
Knees? I just lay down and rub.

>>5407263
>My dick is uncomfortable bent up or down with an erection
I fucking hear you, man.

I masturbate like that all the fucking time. Feels good man

>>5407119 has said it right

I prefer my desk's corner.

>>5407278
If I lay down, I need to move my dick up, and that's uncomfortable. I either have to move up on my knees, or somehow make my hips move up high enough to allow sufficient access to my dick. That's a very awkward position, holding your hips up about half a foot and having nothing to support you other than one arm and two knees or thighs. There's no way.

>>5407215

sauce?

I do not know what this prone is, I guess it is OP picture.
I always masturbate sitting or lie sideways, and always hands free.

Masturbating in a doggy style position would be quite embarrassing. Like getting raped.

>>5407338
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/145479/cb0b41b8d6/

>>5407347
The point: x<------------
Your head:------>O

>>5407090
>that shadow
...

on a toilet seat, in the shower, or in an empty bath tub..
never wanked anywhere else since i dont want to get anything dirty...
so do you guys catch it with a blanket or tissue paper? or do you just let it all over the fucking place?

>>5407347
Well you just made it about 1000 times better for me, thanks.

>>5407356
blanket for me.

>>5407356
I hold my foreskin closed and cum into it.

>>5407364
that's.... pretty amazing... i doubted my foreskin can catch my load... it will probably leak out or explode..

>>5407347

>like getting raped

I lie on my back when I do it...but that's more like getting raped for me.

I'd like to masturbate bent over like that while a cute girl shoves something into my ass. Or just that, but my hands are tied.

I would have never had these thoughts before I started coming here, you assholes.

>>5407364
That is the sickest fucking thing I have ever heard.

>>5407375
>I would have never had these thoughts before I started coming here, you assholes.

Yeah right. You always had the desire; we merely encouraged you.

/jp/. I am disappoint. What has our education system done? Prone means lying down. That's all.

>>5407400
Prone is lying face down, as opposed to supine.

>>5407400

>>5407356
I always ejaculate into white shirts. I never wear white shirts. They're strictly for wiping up my semen. After a few years of ejaculating into them, they all have a sweet smell embedded in them, even after washing them. There's no way to get the smell out, and it's very noticable. I guess it's the scent of my semen. When I smell those shirts and smell my semen, it excites me very much. It smells really good. Sometimes I can feel my dick becoming erect as I inhale. I would like to someday wear one of those shirts and see how people react to the smell.

Would other people know it's semen?

>>5407418
Interesting. You should do this and document your results.

>>5407376
U jealous?

>>5407418
If it's sweet that means you have diabeetus
True story

>>5407373
But getting raped face up is no fun at all. It has to be more like >>5407375

>>5407418
>>5407433
indeed.. they usually smell like bleach

>>5407435

Bern wants to see the fear and shame in my eyes.

>>5407433
Wouldn't be surprised.
>>5407437
My fresh semen seems to smell like bleach or a bit like pancake batter. When it dries it leaves a nice, pleasant sweet scent behind.

I can't believe I'm gettin an erection talking about semen.

>>5407462
Not that surprising. You associate cumming with the smell of semen.

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Oh wow, image dumpers from /a/, shitting up threads.

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>>5407596
Nah, more like dividing the shit with water.

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>>5407113
>How the fuck would you masturbate lying face down?
hold your dick in between your index and middle fingers or between the middle and ring finger.
squeeze them together for tightness.
rub that shit up and down/hump.

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I always masturbate prone.

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I don't need to masturbate. I just fuck you're touhous.

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>>5407785
You skipped from 48 to 50

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Sakuya dump ? Awesome, we don't see it often.

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>>5407804
Hey HEY you skipped 49!!!

How do you plan to solve this grievous problem?!

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>Anyone here ever masturbate prone?
No, but I suck my own dick.

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Is the image limit 180 now or what?

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Spammer-kun's script doesn't even sage? Not that I approve of vigilante shitflooding in the first place, but you could at least not bump a thread you're trying to kill.

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>>5407942

Ah, but you assume I'm trying to kill this thread. I merely saw that /jp/ currently has a woeful lack of Sakuya, and decided to correct it.

By the way, I believe this is the missing image 49.

>>5407920

Also, 180 is the total number of Sakuya pictures I'm dumping.

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ya know... if you hambeasts would just start eating healthy foods, you could get cock and stuff. Just saying.

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>>5407982
But I already have one... oh.

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>>5407982
Why would I want cock?

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Cheers for sakuya prettying up our board!

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>>5408096
D'aww

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>>5408156

Fucking MUGEN!

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>>5407090
Why is Touhou full of cock? Not that I mind, cock is delicious.

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Hmm. The last few pictures in the dump haven't popped up yet. xChan says they were successfully uploaded, as well.

Most ominous, Anon. You may have to go without the remaining pictures in the dump if things continue to be fuxored.

>>5408305
Oh dear. Whatever will we do without these script-dumped pictures?

>>5408305

It's because the image limit was reached, numbnuts.

>>5408312

Dig them up from the internets yourself I suppose.

It's not a big deal of course, just a bit irritating on my end, as it means something has gone awry.

>>5408312
Post your own images manually?

>>5408316

Interesting, 146 is the image limit?

Somehow I expected it to be larger.

>>5408323
>146 is the image limit?
>215 posts and 151 image replies omitted.

>>5408330

Ah, my mistake. I refreshed the page this was on just before I posted that, and it still said 146 for some reason.

In that case Anon, enjoy the Sakuya I posted, or don't. This has been a good excuse for me to start organizing my Touhou folder by character.

>>5408342
I, for one, enjoyed it sir. We sould do this more often.