/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'd normally not care, but the faces are really good.

h-hey ah~♥ mister, can-can I AH!~♥ eat y-you?

Between a rock and a hard place.

>>5372116
>bah dum tssssssss

>>5372113
She has the face of a tamed monster that is experiencing true love.

>>5372093

Whoa, I just fapped to this earlier.

>>5372114
you're already eating the gooey, sticky, white part of me with your rear mouth though.

>>5372110

Did she fall asleep?

Well, that felt good

Artist? I know I recognize that style from a set I've seen.

I dont want this
;_;

Rumia can eat me any day.

So I actively be afraid of the dark Rumia will appear in my room?

;________;

"Are you the sort of person that's okay to eat?"

>>5372149
Natsu no Koucha

she is too fucking cute...

>>5372205
This is suprisngly amusing
;_;

Rance fucking her

>>5372149
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=118535

>>5372222
Get out of my head charles.

Now I know the true motivation of the Gensokyan humans who train as youkai exterminators.

>>5372192
No, for beneath my diseased skin runs bacteria unchecked. Otherwise, my skin would be normal and nor red-purplish with a rotten hamburguer texture.

And I am not even joking in this description.

>>5372252
What the hell, Anonymous. Seek medical help.

>>5372222
Oh fuck you, now I have My Glorious Days playing in my head.

>>5372252
Yeah, see a doctor. Maybe they'll put you in one of sterile chambers.

>>5372268
And this is a bad thing?

>>5372252

Sounds infectious. You're probably spreading the plague. Kindly burn yourself alive and anyone you may have had contact with.

>>5372192

Anyone have a download link for this?

>>5372274
loldunno

>>5372252

>>5372288
rs709.rapidshare.com/files/222766731/_Mirabilien_Fabrik__kuishin____-desudesu-.rar

I have gone to doctors, but whatever it is is too persitant. It's like having carbuncles that do not kill you, but good lord they try.

>>5372307

Thanks.

Darn, I knew I was forgetting something.

Here is Part 2, between the two other posts.

What a cleanly cut rock.

what a cleanly rut cock.

>>5372488
Isn't that cute? He's kissing her womb with his penis.

>>5373669
llama head dick

>>5372339
FFS that really sounds like THE Plague, you know? The Black one. The one that decimated Europe in the middle ages.

I wish that artist had drawn the headpatting without the fucking.

>>5374226
Then just save that image and put the rest out of your mind!

>>5374236
But she's being headpat while there's a dick in her... I don't want that!

>>5374242
cut that part out with paint

>>5374246
That... that's just wrong.

>>5374242
You're too harsh. A lot of things are better with dicks in them

>>5374255
That's true. I'd feel better about this if it wasn't attached to a faceless male.

>>5373669
Damn you mafia, you toke our lifes and now our touhous!

I can imagine someone going "Rumia your pussy is so hot my penis is melting~" and shes like "Is that so~?"

>>5374274
I actually like faceless males.

>>5374454
So do I. The faced variety are skullfuckingly ugly.

>>5374454
Why? They're always drawn the same way. I just want a bit more variation in the male fucking my Touhou, is that so much to ask?

>>5374462
That's fine. Also considering Nounai Kanojo's record with drawing lolis, Rumia should be on his "to do" list.

>>5374470
That hadn't even occurred to me, but now that you've said it I'm going to be incredibly disappointed if it doesn't happen.

Whats wrong with Rance fucking my favorite tohou?

also anyone got that pic posted in one thread with some post like "Cum in her teeth" or something like that.

>>5374525
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.

>>5374525
He's Rance. Plenty wrong with Rance. Such as rape.

>>5374548
Cock does not go here.

>>5374551
Good. Realizing this is the first step towards your recovery.

>>5374548 T
hx man, this is the one i was talking about. anyone got the rest with cum and the hand? or artist name?

>>5374548
Thats hot. Its like she's opening her mouth in eager anticipating for your load. I want to see the cum hang off those fangs in strands and drip down the back of her throat.

Gonna dump Rumia until I get bored.

Flan and Rumia are exactly the fucking same

>>5375092
False.

>>5375092
A normal human would probably have a slim chance to overpower Rumia but not Flandre.

>>5375108
Are we defining normal as in Gensokyo normal or normal as in fat modern human normal?

>>5375128
I think the Gensokyan human. Of course not Marisa. She's far from normal.

I will never be devoured by mai waifu ;_;

>>5375092

Agree. RUMIA=FLANDRE

>>5375142
In a physical fight with Marisa, Rumia would win every time.

But Marisa isn't stupid enough to fight physically.

>>5375146
Wai- I- I- I like this very much
But shoulder length is still better

Could you defeat Rumia with tickles?

>>5375155
Only when the ribbon is removed.

>>5375171
You could probably beat her with intellect
Maybe

>>5375171
Probably. She can't see in the dark any better than you can. Just immediately start tickling anything you bump into in the dark.

>Rumia thread
>best thread on /jp/

>>5375199
It's not hard to be the best thread on /jp/.

>>5375188
Easily. Rumia isn't very smart. Not, like, stupid, since she is literate, but slow at least.

... Wait, what's the literacy rate among youkai? Mystia is illiterate, I know that.

Are most humans in the human village literate?

>>5375209

Literacy is pretty common. I mean, Cirno can read. Okuu can handle a nuclear reactor. Those that can't read are clever; Mystia may not be able to read, but she does sell food that cures 'night blindness' at ridiculously high prices. People eat her food...and she stops singing.

>>5375199

With everyone starting a thread that /jp/ is going to be removed from the servers, it's not that tough. I feel like making a CYOA thread for the hell of it.

>>5375246
Do it

CYOA threads suck. Just write fanfiction and post it. If you're too uncreative to come up with a story without constant prompting from others, you shouldn't be writing anything.

A most unfair matchup.

>>5375285
I find it quite engaging to write for an audience, it's a welcome change of pace to have to incorporate the ideas of others into the story. Of course, I'm one of those few that finds writing entertaining in the first place. So perhaps that too is a factor.

>>5375311
Wow, we actually have proper writers here? I hardly ever see fanfiction that isn't meant for fapping. Write something about touhou.

Alright, I'm bored. Thread can sink back into the darkness now. Rumia would prefer it that way.

>>5375342
>implying fanfic is "proper" writing

Also wtf how old is the little girl in all this aniporn supposed to be? Ten? Bros need to start fapping to something with secondary sexual characteristics...

I have no creativity
I used to be able to make really mediocre uninteresting maps on far cry
But now I cant do anything, I cant even write ;_;

>>5375389
As much as I hate to contribute anything helpful (came here to troll) just practice - writing is hard, that's how it goes. Keep at it, post stuff where people will critique helpfully.

>>5375371
I meant proper writing as in "anything not meant for fapping." Sorry if I ruffled your feathers.

Not gonna argue about fanfiction.

>>5375342
Well, it's not like I get published or recognized for it or anything. I just enjoy making crap up and putting it down somewhere.

>>5375371
Anything is 'proper' writing as long as you're willing to put effort into it.

>>5375403
In case you haven't noticed, around here being willing to make shit up and put it down somewhere is a fairly rare skill.