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536665 No.536665 [Reply] [Original]

I liked Touhou better when it was called DBZ. Seriously, Goku could take on Remilia, Flandre, and Yukari at the same time. A bunch of lolis wouldn't be any match for a Saiyan warrior. You can shoot your tiny little "danmaku" at him; Goku doesn't care. Goku can just cross his arms and then, when the smoke clears, he'll drop a Spirit Bomb on you. Try grazing a Kamehameha, bitch.

>> No.536675

>>536665

0/10

>> No.536677

Man, Wordsworth was pretty cool

>> No.536680

>>536665
you know, despite having downloaded it, i still haven't watched words worth.

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536681

0/10

>> No.536689

Wordsworth?

>> No.536690

>>536680
It switches between worth it and not.

>> No.536687

sage

>> No.536699

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

>> No.536698
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>> No.536706

>>536699
FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAMILY, PIECE OF SHIT GUARD!

>> No.536713

>>536706
I'M 98.675375 PERCENT YOU ARE CRIMINAL SCUM

SO STOP RIGHT THERE

>> No.536718
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536718

>Try grazing a Kamehameha, bitch.

Done.

>> No.536720

OP should have paid the fine

>> No.536721
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>>536706
CRIMINAL SCUM

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>>536665
>Try grazing a Kamehameha, bitch.
It's called MASTER SPARK.

>> No.536735

>>536730
[x] Pay the fine

>> No.536730
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536730

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
[ ] Pay the fine
[ ] Resist Arrest

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536733

>>536706
YOU ARE THE CRIMINAL

SCUM

>> No.536741

>>536735
THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLO-
Oh, ok then. Well carry on...

>> No.536748

>>536733
And then John was arrested.

>> No.536751

>>536741

He's on /jp/
He obviously only has the money to pay his bills and internet connection. He can't afford the fine.

Throw him in jail. Not like he has any skill points to lose, though.

>> No.536764

I think Goku is a pretty cool guy. eh shoots kamehameha and doesnt afraid of anything.

>> No.536768

>>536733

I'd let her handcuff me.

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>>536768
If you know what I mean.

>> No.536986

Shiki can beat every Touhou easily.

>> No.536989

>>536986

But he can't fly, nor jump high enough.

How would he get to them?

>> No.536995

>>536989
He would stand over his plot armor to reach them.

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>>536986
HERE WE GO

>> No.537025

>>536986
even raymoo's abilty that says in the description
"noone can beat this abilty by any metheod"

>> No.537035

>>536989

Shiki would kill gravity, and thus, flying is no problem anymore.

>> No.537042

>>537021
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.537045

>>537035

idort, Shiki can't kill a law of physics.

>> No.537048

>>537021
yuyuko is already dead

>> No.537049

>>537045

If it exist, Shiki can kill it.

>> No.537050

Shiki has the gland. All Touhous become straight for him.

HAREM END

>> No.537057

>>537050
by that logic all h-game protagonists could beat any female character no matter the difference in powerlevel.

>> No.537072

>>537049
too bad touhous don't exist (neither does shiki)

>> No.537075

>>537057
They don't have the gland.

>> No.537078

>>537035

Too bad killing gravity would cause Shiki to eventually float off into the sky and die due to the lack of oxygen at higher altitudes.

>> No.537091

>>537078

Shiki would kill his mortality, thus become immortal.

>> No.537097

>>537078

has no idea how gravity works

>> No.537110

Marisa's gland could beat shiki's

>> No.537126

>>537091
Once immortal, shiki would kill himself,collapsing the universe with him.

>> No.537127

>>537097

Explain how I'm wrong then.

'Cause I wanna know, but I don't feel like reading a tl;dr page on Wikipedia.

>> No.537125

>>537110

Shiki would kill the concept of defeat in his gland.

>> No.537164

>>537127

If there was no gravity, he wouldn't float off unless he purposely propelled himself.

>> No.537172

>>537127

The atmosphere would float away though, so he would die regardless. The Earth's crust would also crumble away for the most part, and the oceans would float away.

>> No.537177

you Flandre's ability to destroy anything is like a better version of shiki's power

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>>536665

GOD DAMN IT U GUISE.

I take a break from the Toohoe board to play some Grand Theft Auto 4(CAR JACKAN GAEM)and everything falls apart while I'm gone.

>> No.537186

>>537177

But Shiki can cut the lines with his dick.

>> No.537196

>>537186
but flandre has christmas lights for wings so she wins

>> No.537201

>>537172

if shiki killed gravity, would it just be earth's gravity or gravity as an entire category of universal force despite the gravity of different objects being separate entities?

>> No.537204

>>537196

But Shiki rapes women.

>> No.537205

>>537181
I refuse to play a GTA game without anime mods

>> No.537209

>>537204
this beats christmas lights how?

>> No.537213

>>537209

I dont know but rape is awesome.

>> No.537218

>>537164
Taking a step would make him airborne.

Though that's all meaningless since without gravity, the Earth would just up and explode.

>> No.537221

>>537218

Shiki can kill the Earth's concept of death.

>> No.537228

>>537226
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
done and done.

>> No.537226

>>537213
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD4g0gmQSLk
I you can post a clip of rape that is more awesome than this I will accept defeat,
otherwise shiki dies.

>> No.537233

>>537226

Oh lawl. Alright, i conceed to the Christmas lights.

>> No.537257

Of course Goku can beat the Touhous!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe5ioYUsafU

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