/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Because it wasn't me.

>>5360764

>>5360779

>>5360779
/m/an here
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Staying as a virgin is a symbol of innocence and purity. Stay pure Anon.

So what do you do after you've lost your virginity?

What happens next?

>>5361355
You cry like Mokou did.

>>5361355
What the fuck is so speciall about "loosing the virginity"? Oh, it's because you copulated for your first time with another human? That's so special? Seriously guys and girls, grow up. A little bit.

Sex is not "oh wow I'm fucking another one! I am cumming buckets of semen! I'm going fucking blind! OOooouuauaablalhgnlbglhglgbglghgb!!!". That's what your brain makes you think it is, because of your primal instincts, but it's not.

The truth is that you're only inseminating another female so she can give birth to another stupid human. Deal with it.

>>5361419
>Brutal Touhou

>>5361428

Be carefull with what you say.

>>5361419
So if having sex is not my goal in life, what should be?

>>5361355
You fall asleep in each others arms, and when you wake up together, you are both embarrassed but very happy. The you go out for a nice breakfast together, holding hands while walking in the sunlight. You hold a light conversation while thinking about how happy you are to have each other.

>>5361439
Life doesn't have any sense. You don't have any goals, you are just here, a casual one. Like the rest of us.

don't post this shit on /a/ double sage for this and that thread

>>5361454
>>>/r9k/

Take your nihilism elsewhere, summerfag

>>5361459

You just spawned one day at a random place as a human. They even didn't asked you if you wanted to live or if you wanted to be a human, you just spawned. You can't even remember the day you were born. You are all casuals here and you die as casuals here, from a common person to the president of the United States of America. You don't have any reasons to be here, your fate is to die one day without knowing anything. You will die without knowing why you were here. And you can't avoid that.

Pathetic, isn't it?

>>5361504
Yeah, it's pretty cruel. But I still want a purpose. I was created with a desire to work towards something, so just saying "there is none" doesn't really help.

>>5361513
You walk trough the fog and you can't see anything, but for some reason you know you have to walk trough the fog. No matter why, no matter how, just walk trough it until you die. That's a pretty accurate description of what life is.

You can try and look for explanations or purposes, nobody will give you any. Just keep moving.

>>5361549
you're just lazy

>>5361549
I don't want that, because I know I can't get that. I just want a goal to work to. Do you say I should live a hedonistic lifestyle, only leeching, consuming and "having fun"? I'm doing that, and it just makes me feel empty in the end.

Even if you say that feeling means nothing it is still there.

QUALITY THREAD

>>5361567
No matter how you play the game, but you can't break or change the rules.

I am an intelligent and at least reasonably attractive person and still have my virginity. Your point is invalid.

>>5361504
>>5361513
Stupid, subjective negativity.

>>5360748
>Somebody had to take their virginity eventually. Why are you getting so frustrated?


But I'm not. Sex is not really important to me and I am not into all this 'casual' sex culture we now have. I greatly enjoy my own company and prefer to be alone and tackle tasks on my own. Another person with me would only bog me down.

It doesn't matter if she is 3D or 2D, I'd eventually break up with her on my own (or she may initiate it first after she realizes how boring I am) so I could go back to being alone again.

Oh well.

>>5361622
Not negativity. I feel indifferent to the fact that our lives doesn't have a meaning. I just keep moving, like the rest of you.

>>5361440
>You fall asleep in each others arms, and when you wake up together, you are both embarrassed but very happy. The you go out for a nice breakfast together, holding hands while walking in the sunlight. You hold a light conversation while thinking about how happy you are to have each other.

That shit only happens in movies and romance novels.

>>5361622
You must have a pretty obnoxious personality then because if I can lose my virginity, anyone can.

>>5361504

You forgot to add:
>And I can't prove any of this

>>5361682
It's not nice to lie.

You exist because you can, end of story.

Anyone want to recommend me a good STG to play?

>>5361688
Who cares? I don't even know why did I post all this things. But, whatever. I should have posted some nude Yukari pics instead.

Oh wait, I can fix that.

>>5361704
>You exist because you do
Fixed.

We can't do anything, we don't really have any power at all, not even over our own consciousness.

>>5361704
Magical Amber the STG

>>5361682
>implying the people who get laid the most have the best personalities
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

>>5360748
So Reimu got fucked by a bunch of random men to continue her family line like her mother did?

Oh well, all good virgins have to lose their virginity one day ;____;

>>5361737
>implying that people who get laid don't have better personalities than those who are virgins

The sex didn't make them better people, the fact they were better people got them sex.

>>5361751
>implying the Sendai Miko got fucked by random men
They're not Rinnosuke.

>>5361754
THIS IS WHAT NORMALFAGS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

>>5361754
I am sorry but I am very dissappoint about this, and I have proofs that you are wrong.

>>5361737
I didn't imply that. What I said is that having an abrasive personality keeps others at arm's length and leads to being alone. If one wanted companionship and had an agreeable personality, they would find some. If they want companionship but are unable to acquire it, the problem must but that their personality is abrasive to others. Don't put words in my mouth.

>>5361770

It's not the ONLY reason people get laid. Almost no one gets laid on personality alone, there's pretty much always something to sweeten the deal. But to the women you rage at and reject, even their abusive boyfriend has a better personality than you.

>>5361783

Proofs it to me.

>>5361754
You're right. Nothing screams good person like some unemployed black dude who fathers half a dozen bastard children each year.

>>5361824

personality =/= good person

>>5361824
You don't get points for being a good person. This isn't a video game, where every proper action builds you karma points and at 1,000 points you get an attractive girlfriend.
We're talking about GOOD PERSONALITY. Meaning actually having some level of charisma and not just being a completely self-interested and bitter human being.

>>5360764

That series is actually pretty damn good.

>>5361855
It took you this long to get into it? Are you a slowpoke.

>>5361682
>>5361754
No. Well, the reason I don't get laid is because I'm not social, but my point is that there's a variety of factors that can make someone a virgin.
You could have the right sort of personality that would be attracted to you, but if you don't seek it out, or if you're busy with other shit, there's a fair enough chance you won't get laid.

>>5361807
>don't put words in my mouth
>abrasive personality
When you essentially called me an asshole and insulted my personality based on an assumption, why would you be so concerned about people 'putting words' in your mouth?

>>5361871

If you have time to spend on 4chan making excuses you have the time to spend being social and meeting people.

Reimu smoking is hot.

>>5361865

YES.

I mean, just look at it. You got a monster of a culture clash with 80's military and Preussian nobility in the same setting, naming conventions that only Wagner and Plato could love, and a plot which is 90% political mindfuck. Not to mention first contact most people on /jp/ got with it was likely a crappy reaction image.
It's not exactly inviting you with open arms or anything.

>>5361894
Did it hurt? How is your personality by the way? Are you an interesting person who is pleasant to be around? Are you over-analyzing, calculating, bitter and self-absorbed? Yes?

>>5361896
I'm not concerned about love.
If it comes, it comes, if it doesn't, it doesn't.
There's a lot of negative factors involved and I don't see the point of going through such torment when my life is fine without it and there's a give and take involved.
I will meet the person by chance if that ever happens and it will be something I feel I can't avoid. And if it doesn't happen, if it doesn't work like that, then I'll just live as I am.

>>5361902
>Reimu choking is hot.
>Reimu dying of lung cancer is hot.
>Reimu going to jail for smoking illegal drugs is hot.
Fixed that for you.

>>5361938
On the internet, because of great posters like you, yes.
Off-line, no.

>>5361948
Don't you have a D.A.R.E. presentation to be giving at a local elementary school right about now?

>Watch, I'll give her some reipu in return! She'll be obedient as a kitten.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/366185/5koma-cirno-comic-hakurei_reimu-highres-kirisame_m

>>5361948
bwah what

I find smoking completely disgusting and I still despise people like you.

I was born to provide enjoyment to my fellow humans in the most efficient way possible.

Fuck all my holes.

>>5362005
Sorry, I only fuck humans who have 3 holes.

>>5361993
>She'll be obedient as a kitten.
Exactly.

>>5361428
I want the guy who created Brutal Touhou to fuck my mouth, ass, and vagina at full force!

>>5361419
>Sex is not "oh wow I'm fucking another one! I am cumming buckets of semen! I'm going fucking blind! OOooouuauaablalhgnlbglhglgbglghgb!!!". That's what your brain makes you think it is, because of your primal instincts, but it's not.
>Your brain makes you think you're feeling physical sensations
>implying that you're not actually physically existent

Human brain confirmed for god tier troll.

BRUTAL Touhou!

>>5362013
So... nobody? There are no humans with only 3 holes.

Yes, /jp/, you can take my virginity...

...

...

Just kidding, lol.

>>5361842
You're the same guy as >>5361454, aren't you? If you weren't underage, you would've gotten over this anarchist/nihilist "the world sucks, fuck the world" attitude by now.

>>5362153
Since this [>>5362005] is a guy he can only use his mouth and anus for sex. A girl on the other hand can use their anus, vagina, and mouth for sex. Hence the 3 holes [>>5362013] remark.

>>5362166
Bitch.

>>5362307
What, no earfuck?

>>5362166
Ah, Ran...will she ever get a night's sleep without being abruptly awoken by an unpleasant surprise?

>>5362304
I'm not sure you can say he's underged for that. I went through the nihilism stage when I was 18. Now I'm at the age of who gives a damn.

People who get laid are better people, what the fuck am I reading?

>>5362355
They are you nerd.

>>5362355
Makes sense. If you don't propogate your genes, you're a failure.

>>5362363
It seems we have very different ideas of what makes someone a winner or a failure.

>>5362362
>>>/r9k/

>>5362363
I fail to see how propagating your genes and getting women to sleep with you are mutually inclusive.

Rape is historically effective.

Everyone and their grandma gets laid unless you make an effort not to. (Like staying inside all day every day sitting behind the computer). It's nothing to be proud of.

>>5362393
If mankind ever discovers a 2D world inhabited by moe girls, there is going to be so much rape. So much rape.

Remember kids, you will NEVER be happy unless you lose your virginity. Listen, once you lose it, you will be happy for eternity. You must spread your superior seed to be happy.

>>5362393
I suppose you have a point. Even if you can do both, rape would be far easier to deploy on a large scale, but since it's illegal now and women can get abortions (esp. for rape) it's probably actually more effective to do it consensually, in the long run.

Unless you live in like a third world shithole or whatever, in which case your offspring would have less of a chance of survival anyway so it might counteract that.

>>5362411
This is true. I know because I have had sex and my life is perfect.

>>5362416
Most people here are born rapists, we just don't fit in this era.

>>5362404
>If mankind ever discovers a world inhabited by living beings, there is going to be so much rape. So much rape.
Fixed for further accuracy.

>>5362463
Probably true.
I suppose I'm in the minority, I doubt I'd enjoy myself unless the girl were madly in love with me.
I need to know I'm that awesome.

>>5362492
>implying women do not enjoy rape