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5353646 No.5353646 [Reply] [Original]

Look at all these filthy commoners, going about their day without proper tribute to their betters. You're such a disgusting piece of shit, ya'know that?

I bet your commoner dick is getting hard just from these verbal assaults, isn't it? How horrible, how pathetic, how lewd..

Well, if you have a thread about me I may permit you to lick my foot like a pet rabbit. Oh yes, wouldn't that be nice?

>> No.5353655

>>5353646
Will you scratch me behind the ears?
;_;

>> No.5353654

You're not very nice

>> No.5353657

Change your attitude and maybe you would have someone who loved you dearly.

>> No.5353661
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>>5353657
Speak for yourself, she's got my love

>> No.5353664
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5353664

>5324731

here

>> No.5353674
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5353674

Well yeah, that would be nice... if you were real ;_;

>> No.5353680
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>>5353646
We just had one, you selfish bitch

Whatever, I can't resist her

>> No.5353686
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5353686

delicious feet

>> No.5353688

way too much kaguya for just 2 days. Stop it

>> No.5353694
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5353694

Good a place as many to dump a doujin, I guess.

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>>5353694

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>>5353702

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>>5353698

>> No.5353713
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5353713

Feet thread is okay too

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>>5353713

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>>5353714

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>>5353716

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>>5353719

>> No.5353726

Noblesse oblige, Kaguya. No noble would say something like "you're a disgusting piece of shit." You're supposed to be educated, and a role model for those underneath you. Sounds like I need to teach YOU something. We can start our training tonight. You'll love it, I promise, and you'll come out of it a much better person.

>> No.5353734

>>5353726
get the fuck out.

>> No.5353740
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>>5353726

Pic related.

>> No.5353749

>>5353740
That's my favorite AC. It was harder to use than the others though, but if you got really good at aiming those cannons, you can bring down anything. It's just hard is all.

>> No.5353758
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>>5353646
For a member of the upper-class in your area I must say, you are quite uncouth, madam.

>> No.5353761

>>5353646

But I'm not a commoner. My family became nobility in XIVth century and some of my ancestors are in my country's history textbooks.

But I would lick Kaguya's feet without a moment of doubt.

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>>5353740
Battling Noblesse was always a pleasure. In any setting.

If I recall the event correctly, it was against Noblesse that I actually somehow managed to die at the same moment as the enemy. Leaving our NEXTs standing defunct right next to each other.

>> No.5353782

>>5353758
>>5353726
You missed the point. Commoner dogs like us are not worthy of Lady Kaguya exerting herself to go through the rigors of proper court speech. In other words, base language for a base animal. Hopefully Lady Kaguya will have you hanged for your insolence. As for me, I will happily lick my mistress' sweaty feet clean. Perhaps someday she will allow me an even greater pleasure.

>> No.5353784

>>5353758
I guess being a NEET for so many centuries has taken its toll.

>> No.5353798

Kaguya feet are the best feet.

>> No.5353805

>>5353782
A real noble exerts an air of nobility and detached benevolence even before the lowest of commoners.

>> No.5353815

>>5353782
Incorrect! The purpose of the noble is equal to that of the purpose of the strong! The noble and the strong are to protect the weak! This is the purpose handed to them by fate, and one that they forsake in droves.

Unacceptable.

>> No.5353818

>>5353782

She'll still die like the rest of us. Being immortal won't change that, I mean, after all, when the universe ends, we'll all be dead. That'll be fun living through.

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>>5353815
Oh well.

>> No.5353838

>>5353805
>>5353815
>>5353818
Is there no end to your disrespect? Who allowed these ignorant swine in here?! I'll not allow any more lies and slander of my lady from your forked tongues.

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>>5353778

Was I fun to fight?

>> No.5353850
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5353850

"Kaguya! I'm here to play! Can I lick your feet?"

>> No.5353870
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>>5353838
>>5353827
Unacceptable! Inexcusable! Unforgivable!

Rise up! Strike down the evil within yourselves and without, and strive to defend those that depend upon you!

>> No.5353887

>>5353838

She's immortal, not invincible.
There's a difference.

>> No.5353911

Noblesse oblige Kaguya.

>> No.5353915

>>5353850
I wish to see this

>> No.5353933

>>5353911

Who would Mokou be?

>> No.5353961
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>>5353933
Noblesse Oblige is a phrase.

Off the top of my head, it implies that those who call themselves noble are required to act the part.

>> No.5353970

>>5353961

You missed the joke.

>> No.5353985

>>5353970
Maybe the joke just wasn't good enough!

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5353998

>>5353970
It wasn't a good joke.
At all.

>> No.5353997

>>5353818

>immortal
>she'll still die

No she won't.

>> No.5354014

>Noblesse Oblige
sure is a lot of this ITT.
That concept sure as hell did not exist in the classical Japanese court and not in the Lunarian one either. Mentioning it probably would've got you jailed.

It's rubbish anyway. Just some junk that commoners invented to try and bring the nobility down to their level.

Get that shit out of here.

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>>5354014
East or West, whatever you want to call it.

Eventually the corrupt are removed. it's a fact of history.

>> No.5354037

>>5353997

At least she'll have fun at the end of the universe.

>> No.5354048

>>5354037

unless it's a living hell. All I'm trying to get through is- her lifespan isn't limited to the lifespan of the universe. Her lifespan isn't limited by anything at all- it's infinite, hence immortal.

>> No.5354066

>>5354048
>>5354037
>>5353997
>>5353818

what does living forever have to do with licking Kaguya's feet?

>> No.5354082
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5354082

Kaguya, you have not changed at all. After all these years, this is still your attitude towards humans. How can I ever forgive your sins if you are still ever so ephemerally cruel? No, I'm not going to upgrade your status by calling you a NEET. I know you better. You are just a heartless villain, feeling nothing as others desire you, cherish you, love you, and die for you. This is your true self: a shallow shell of a exiled castaway, clinging to ways to simulate your former status as a princess, even though your people have long since rejected you. You are just an Antoinette, caring only about your own selfish desires, bullying the weak to feel important. Has this always been the true you, or had there at one time been a you that even I do not know? What drove YOU to drink the forbidden elixir? I had nothing but hate and loneliness; you had everything with love and admiration. Why did you seek out this life?

What is it you truly desire? A return to your former status as the Tsukihime? Companionship through the next thousand years? Release from your immortal existence? Or just nothingness?

Lick your feet? Your smooth, bare soles have changed little over the thousand years, because you have not grown, not experienced the overwhelming beauty and cruelty of the world, not ventured outside your comfort zone. Just like your existence, they're ever so ephemeral, so perfect, so...empty. Do you still feel? Or are you just a soulless doll of Hourai?

B-but...if you lick mine as well, then maybe it'll be ok...

>> No.5354087

>>5354029
That's cute. I'd like to see the legions of riff-raff try that on immortals who possess enough magic power to kill whole crowds from 40ft away.

>> No.5354103

Not interested.

>> No.5354106
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>>5354087
The lunarians probably thought something similar when Neal wandered up to their house.

At that, the Youkai want to keep the barrier up for a reason.

>> No.5354109

>>5353646
Commoner?

My family were nobility from 1689-1919 in Austro Hungarian empire.

>> No.5354120

>>5353646
Damn. That's good.

>> No.5354121

>>5354048

That isn't what I was referring too. The end of the universe, hell, the end of our solar system, is gonna be painful as fuck. And she's not invincible.

>> No.5354126

I'm not a commoner, either. In fact I'm to become a Lord soon. You know, I think you have the wrong person here, Kaguya.

>> No.5354127

>>5354082
Is this a pasta from somewhere?

>> No.5354253
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5354253

>>5354082
Oh Mokou. You so tsundere. Anyone care to post some tsundere Mokou pictures?

Why can't Mokou and Kaguya star in something already, ZUN?

>> No.5354257

>>5354066
She could have her feet licked forever, unfortunately, I can't lick her wonderful feet forever

>> No.5354292
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5354292

>>5353798
Yes

>> No.5354296

>>5354292

No.

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>>5353646

Still dry here, princess.
What happened to you? You used to know your stuff.

>> No.5354330

>>5354296
Proof?

>> No.5354338

>>5354301
My dick. It's hard.

>> No.5354342
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>>5354330
Yuka is a close second

>> No.5354358

>>5354106

Fanon bullshit.

>> No.5354449

>>5353646
>>5354082
when will they marry?

>> No.5354455
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5354455

>>5354449

They've married and divorced about 20 times throughout their lives.

>> No.5354462

>>5354087
thats why NASA kicked their asses right?

>> No.5354471

>>5354462
To be fair, America is the strongest force in the universe, except for possibly God himself.

>> No.5354485

>>5354471

But God is American!

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>>5354121

It may be as painful as fuck, but she can't die, even if the universe and solar system and everything else does.

>she's not invincible
Yes she is. Pic related, it's her equally invincible rival.

>> No.5354519

>>5354501
Big talk. She dies after each spellcard, but reincarnates immediately.

>> No.5354533

>>5354501
So she violates the Second Law of Thermodynamics? We should try to harness her into some sort of perpetual motion machine.

>> No.5354540

>>5354533

A great deal of youkai violate thermodynamics.

Kaguya and Mokou just violate them by EXISTING. They'll eternally generate body heat, if nothing else.

>> No.5354652

>>5353841
9-ball is definitely THE STRONGEST.

>> No.5355205

>>5354519
she doesn't die and then resurrects. She resurrects because she CAN'T die. Get it? Stop treating like it's a power that keeps her alive. It's an incapability, of dying. Mokou is immortal for that. There isn't an instant where she is able to be dead, that's why she resurrects.

>> No.5355501

>>5355205
Doesn't one have to be dead in order to resurrect? There should be like an instant where she is actually dead then.

>> No.5355509

>>5355501
Maybe it should be referred to as a brief state of unconsciousness? If so, "revive" would be a more accurate term.

>> No.5355514

>>5355501
Death isn't a part of her existence. The resurrection takes its place and she lives instead

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