/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'll rape your shinigami on the way.

i never wanted to be a bad guy

Because i would enjoy it?

Society made me who I am, it's all their fault.

>>5328169
For a man without a soul and an infinite capacity to carry pain, Hell holds no fears but the possibility of a Buddha in Hell.

>>5328193
CJ you busta, is that you ?

I never had a choice, since there is no free will.

>>5328208
Read Les Mis you uncultured fuck.

Trick question! The uniting trait of all sinners is that they are unwilling to admit their mistakes and just make up excuses, blaming everyone but themselves, acting like they had no control over their fate. But we should know that no excuse holds in the face of divine retribution, the only person you will manage to fool is yourself.

So.. All you can do is repent.

[x] Drop pants and bend over

I'm a good girl

>>5328219
CJ: "Don't blame me, blame society."

>>5328225
Oh hello Sanae! Didn't realize you were coming through too! What a coincidence, after I paid for full services the other night we both end up meeting again here!

>>5328222
>The uniting trait of all sinners is that they are unwilling to admit their mistakes
This is not true at all.

>>5328222
You're not helping your case.

i don't have money for ticket...

>>5328248
Fuck, I thought I had this one all figured out.

>>5328238
Har.
Har.
Har.
If you weren't dead, I'd kill you.

What the... I was just there!

Because I felt good in fulfilling moral precepts and being a good person, while not expecting anything in return. Where I have sinned by accident, I have taken steps to mitigate its effects, and where I have sinned on purpose - it was to save others.

Mind you, I still think that lying isn't a hell-worthy sin.

I had a witty response ready, but I forgot it. Come get me later when I remember it.

>>5328270
It is not your fault you both died of AIDS.

>>5328279
Turn around. Go back.

>>5328284
You may pass to heaven.

>>5328286
Fine.

I believe in Jesus.

Because I'm flat-chested.

Oh, that's an easy one, my heart weighs less than the feather.

I took it easy my whole life and have no regrets.

>>5328294
No.

Shiki Eiki, my Yama of Paradise, everything in my life I've done in love for you.

Everything good I've ever felt, everything positive in my life has been thanks to your light.

I love you, Shiki Eiki, and everything good in this world or any world you might send me to is nothing compared to you.

>>5328300
Religion shouldn't decide if you go to hell or not. But, you may pass.

>>5328301
..... Go ahead.

>>5328302
Fine.

>>5328305
Go ahead to heaven then.

>>5328294
Both died of...wait, don't tell me YOU'RE buying into that too!?

P-please have mercy on this lost soul...

>>5328317
don't influence our Yama with your pity excuse

I might have been a useless bum but I tried my best not to hurt other people on purpose.

I'm already in hell

>>5328317
What the-Get out of here, Komachi!

>>5328169
i want to theesome with you and komachi.

You don't have the heart to do it.

I have always tried to be Lawful Neutral in all I do.
I help and do good things for strangers just for the sake of it and not for a reward. I even pick garbage I find.

Everything bad I have ever done has only been to myself. If I have to admit a sin, it is that I never love myself and the miracle that is being alive.

>>5328324
I'm not "buying" it. The papers here say that.

>>5328317
Komachi, get back to work.....

>>5328332
You can go deeper, to the 3rd ring of hell with you!

>>5328331
If that is what you did, then you tried your best.

>>5328327
You may go ahead.

>>5328346
But it's not TRUE! The papers are wrong! Why doesn't anyone believe me!?

>>5328333
>>5328346

WHY AM I NOT ALLOWED TO LOVE YOU JUST BECAUSE I'M YOUR SUBORDINATE

Thread reported for multiple RP.

>>5328358
It don't hurt nobody. Leave it alone.

>>5328358
NO FUN ALLOWED

>>5328362
don't believe you will get a promotion if you fuck with yama

>>5328336
You're digging yourself a deeper hole.

>>5328337
It's not that I don't have the heart. It's what you've done that matters.

>>5328344
Fine. Go ahead.

>>5328357
Sorry, I was just kidding. You may go ahead, but the other guy isn't.

>>5328362
Komachi, you've caused 2 incidents in the past 100 years. You should work harder if you want me to love you.

>>5328366
And? It's against rules.
>>5328370
Yeah! No fun! get the fuck out

this guy is much worse than the tripfag roleplayer

My Lady Yama, if you'd pay attention to these graphs here?

In recent times the rising economic cost of the Former Hell had become too much to for the Administration to bear; so much so that the limited capacity and the overcrowding of souls needed an entirely new dimension to be created to deal with the overflow.

As a trained demon with high job prospects, you'd be setting an important precedent with sending me to hell - that demons from the Former Hells can be allowed entry level positions into New Torment. Can you imagine it? Hordes of demons will rush in to get places. What with your already-overworked court, you would be swamped in cases for transfer in. The system would break down, again. The Catastrophe of The Unbound Nine would be brought about, and all worlds will suffer under the reign of Hell unleashed upon Earth and all creation.

Is that really what you would choose, my lady? Is it really what you'd do?