/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Wanna play some yugioh?

whats it like being 3 years old?

hahaha! i just ruined op's record!

Did it fall off?
There's no way anyone has the willpower to go without for 3 years, thats for sure

>>itt

>>5317236
No, I haven't played since high school.
>>5317245
Remilia is ugly pedo bait, you ruined nothing.
>>5317248
No, just sheer willpower and mental images of my dead grandmother.
>>5317250
That's not a question.

I've found a new sensei.

I stopped fapping 3 months ago, now I actually play games that aren't made by illusion or TEATIME. Finally got around to beating MGS4 after 3 years.

pics or it didnt happen

>>5317263
damn. i only have lolis in my h folder.
you defeated me op.. i never met anyone who cannot fap to lolis..

>>5317290
If you insist.

>>5317295
Yes you have, you've met Sion

Did Maplestory post in this thread?

It says there's 10 replies but I'm only seeing 8.

>>5317315
Yeah, he did. He;s also being an idiot, as usual.

I'm going for 2 years, but it's neurological.

>>5317295
I don't fap to lolis either.

>>5317315
did you accidentally filtered me?

>>5317263
>No, just sheer willpower and mental images of my dead grandmother.
>mental images of my dead grandmother
Jesus...why?

I just finished fapping to Tech48 and now I feel like shit, just like after every time I fap.

You've inspired me to quit fapping, OP. Uninstalling this shitty game right now and deleting my backup porn.

>>5317328
Obviously because it kills any boner within seconds. Why else?

We won't fall for your petty little tricks, OP. I won't share my best images with you.

>>5317328
Before, I tried punching my dick to make boners go away.

It worked at fist, but it just gave me masochistic tendencies over time.

Do you feel better in general than when you did fap? Fapping makes me feel disgusted with myself.

>>5317353

>It worked at fist

>punching my dick

I can't tell if this was intentional.

>>5317353
As a masochist, I am going to try this next time I try to go without fapping.

>>5317357
>>5317334
Get out, moral/christianfags.

>>5317357
Why? There's nothing wrong with it. Unless you're doing it multiple times a day to the point where it doesn't even feel good anymore. Then you have a problem.

>>5317357
Definitely, every day is at least somewhat productive now and I don't feel disgusted with myself for wasting the time. Even browsing /jp/ is more productive than fapping to me.

Sometimes I would fap and then just sit on my ass feeling tired for the rest of the day.

>>5317227
Bullshit.

>>5317357
>Fapping makes me feel disgusted with myself.
Really? Just fapping? Oh wow, would that I could experience such innocence again.
Nah not really, that sounds fucking lame.

>>5317372
It has nothing to do with innocence or morals you fagwad. I just feel disgusted for wasting my time.

>>5317369
If that's why you stopped fapping, I hope you were eating properly and exercising before cutting out fapping. Those have a far greater impact.

Sex is healthy. Even sex with yourself.

OP you will never be the little girl stop with the hormone treatments already

>>5317386
...In moderation.

Enjoy your bizarre sexual repression, self denial, and increased chance of prostate cancer.

Back when I was in college doing a biochem/engineering dual major I swore off fapping for 2+ years. Best years of my life.

I just don't have the motivation to do it anymore, though.

If God didn't want people to masturbate he'd have given us all full retractable penises and self-shutting vaginas.

>>5317391
I have none of those 3, try again.

>>5317381
I don't know about you, but after about five days not fapping is such a chore that it's easier to just fap (takes very little time at that point) and get it over with.

>>5317395
We'd be even less productive then, able to fap no-hands just by pulling our penis in and out
What a horrible idea

>>5317381
Disgusted with wasting your time? At the very maximum you spend half an hour to jack off. For the virgin nerds here it's probably more like half a minute. Are you like some really important person with a prestigious job, that such a small amount of time is considered "wasted"?

>>5317391
>increased chance of prostate cancer

As a med student I get pissed off every time I hear this idiotic rumor. I wish I could debunk it, but alas there's far too many retards infected with this idiocy to revert it now.

There have been multiple studies that have shown that not masturbating not only doesn't increase the risk of prostate cancer, it actually mess is LESS likely. It's just a rumor to make people feel better about themselves for fapping. Bias confirmation, etc.

>>5317402
I guess that's just the difference between you and me, then.

What's the point?

>>5317398
Objectively speaking, you do have the third. Regular ejaculation in your teens and 20s, 3-5 times a week, decreases the chances of prostate cancer in later life, because it's cleaning out all the contents of your prostate on a regular basis. This is well documented science, not some kooky shit I'm cooking up to troll you. Go look it up.

>>5317414
>>5317393
cool major stories bros.

enjoy being 1 of the other 100 thousand community college kids taking hardcore liberal arts gen ed classes and that one ZOMG HARDCORE Chem101.

lawl, pharmacy student here.
actually in the major, unlike you poser fags
ask me anything.
be prepared to get shot down by my ego though

>>5317414
>>5317421

>>5317413

>At the very maximum you spend half an hour to jack off

You call that maximum? I call that minimum.

I can spend an hour doing that. But then again, I make sure I'm comfortable, have a drink nearby, use lube, listen to stimulating music, and edge frequently.

The end result is tremendously satisfying.

>>5317413
>half an hour

Haha, not even close. My average time was like 2 hours, half of it finding something that actually managed to get me aroused since I've seen it all, and the other half, well, you know.

>>5317423
>lol ur a poser, I'M the real one
>no u
>no u
shut up faggots. you guys all scan and upload pics of your degrees, then we'll talk. actually a degree isn't really proof that you know shit either so scratch that.

>>5317413
>At the very maximum you spend half an hour to jack off.
Please, I would sometimes have 2-hour boner-sessions where I would just browse for fap material for two hours with this massive boner, stroking it, until I have properly decided my my body can handle the immense orgasm that was sure to follow.

I am also a master at edging.

>>5317421
>This is well documented science, not some kooky shit I'm cooking up
>>5317414

THIS IS WHAT FAPPERS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

>>5317414
wtf is a med student doing on /jp/

for OP: do you get aroused at all? who's your favorite Touhou? do you just skip sex scenes in VNs?

>>5317425
Yeah I'm with you bro. I was just considering the majority, since I'm pretty sure people who really savor it and draw it out are the minority. Sadly.

>>5317423
>hardcore liberal arts gen ed classes
>biochem/engineering dual major

What the shit are you talking about?

>>5317441

Funny thing is, when I was a teenager I used to spend like fifteen minutes.

Then I stopped getting random boners every five seconds when I hit 18.

Virgin nerds fap more than any other demographic. Someone fund a study so I can confirm this.

>>5317435
If I got a boner, that means I've already found or remembered something arousing, all that's left is a "technical" details.

>>5317452
You only decide to fap when you have a boner? Shit. I think I'm doing this wrong.

>>5317438
>do you get aroused at all?
Occasionally, like once every 3 days or so even when browsing /jp/. Glancing at some risque image doesn't really affect me anymore and I learned to stop enlarging the thumbnails.
>who's your favorite Touhou?
Hong Meilling
>do you just skip sex scenes in VNs?
Even when I fapped I skipped them, they're always shitty. If I want to fap I'm not going to play a VN, and I never really bothered with eroges after the first few.

>>5317441
Scratch that, according to this thread everyone does this. Oh well, feels bad to be contradicted but I'm happy for you guys.

I didn't fap since a few months now. I'll try to stop fapping for as long as I can, sounds fun.

>>5317438
>wtf is a med student doing on /jp/

I like VNs, and being a med student isn't as hardcore and time consuming as people make it seem.

>>5317465
Enjoy being restricted in profession thanks to your grades.

>>5317457
No, but when I'm doing it because I'm bored, I usually just use my old hentai/pics/cp/porno. I have no problems of fapping to the old ones, if I like them.

Don't you just have wet dreams if you don't fap? What a waste.

>>5317479
Exactly, semen in your shorts that could've been in your mouth.

There was one time I fapped and I came within 15 seconds of beginning.

However, last time I had sex (hey, shut up, we're not talking about that) I lasted like 200 times longer than that. Guess I fap enough to know what really REALLY sets me off (that girl didn't, I guess)

>>5317471
My 4.0 GPA says otherwise.

/jp/ isn't ALL failures, you know.

>>5317479
I do, but that's hardly a bad thing. I shower in the morning regardless and my body takes care of the problem while I'm sleeping. It's very time efficient.

>>5317484
cumming sooner doesn't necessarily imply anything about being more aroused. if that's what you're after.

>>5317485
You're no longer one of us. Don't use we.

>>5317485
Big thing, I have a 4.0 too.
It's not like it requires going out and speaking to people.

>>5317484
>last time I had sex

GET OUT. NOW.

THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING.

>>5317489
What does imply arousal strength, then?

>>5317489
then I don't get it. How does finishing a fap in 15 seconds with almost no prelude work if I end up actually having sex and it takes way longer?

What a disgusting thread. You have all these idiots posting about how great they are.

>>5317495
>>5317499


Things that are uncool on /jp/

-Having a high GPA
-Having sex

/makes notes

>>5317496
I wasn't bragging, I was just pointing out that my grades aren't shit like he was implying.

>>5317499
it's too late dude, I've been browsing 4chan since 2005 and I'm not about to stop now

>>5317505
>Things that are uncool on /jp/
>-Having a high GPA

No, you're just a dumb nigger.

>>5317499
>>5317495
Don't start that shit. It's late at night (or early Monday) and we're just talking on /jp/. No need to get all over-reactive and derail a mostly decent thread.

>>5317505
Add not fapping to the list. They aren't cool if they don't share one of /jp/'s major interests.

>>5317512
B-but he started it!

>>5317511

Don't be a homo.

>>5317514

-Not fapping

Got it.

>>5317514
>Add not fapping to the list

/jp/ and normalfags finally agree on something?

>>5317519
>Don't be a homo
>Arc

Oh, the ironing hurts.

>>5317521
We agree with normalfags about tons of things. It's not odd.

>>5317524

>the ironing

Why would you put an iron on your face, bro? That's just full retard, right there.

>>5317524
Being ironed probably does hurt

>>5317512
But this thread is not decent and is on collision course.

>>5317524

/jp/: fapchat

I'm up to a whole day and 3.75 hours.

>>5317532
It seems to be pretty decent, and it's only on a collision course if aspies get butthurt and turn things into a big deal because somebody broke the unwritten code. Just let it slide and above all take it easy.

>>5317541
Keep up the good fight, anon.

Don't let these losers like Arc make you stray from the path.

When did assburgers become the new hurtbutt?

>>5317552
Don't misunderstand, I'm only doing this to build up my semen supply.

I didn't know it was possible to browse /jp/ and not end up fapping.

Every other thread is a thinly veiled Touhou porn dump or a discussion of some shitty eroge.

>>5317557
It's never too late to change you semen-building ways, anon.

>>5317563
I'd rather not. Just feels too kimochee.

>>5317556

Anonymous, the results came back from the lab.

I'm afraid you have Asperger's.

>>5317577
them legs

>>5317567
Self-improvement feels much more kimochee.

>>5317577
You are suggesting that Asperger's is real.
You should see the expression that was on my face when I read that. It was similar to this.

Touhous don't fap, yet /jp/ loves them.

Doujins don't count, they're pure shrine maidens in the game. Even Sanae.

>>5317584
Than fapping after abstaining for a week? Hell no. I'm self-improving in a different tab, by the way.

>>5317586

If you need proof that Asperger's is real, just take a look around /jp/, and check out Christian Weston Chandler.

>>5317589
Yes, it feels much better. You should try to experience it.

>>5317592
There's a difference between assburgers and just outright retarded.

>>5317596
I just said that I am. And no, it does not. I've tried both.

>>5317600
Really? You've gone multiple years without fapping and felt the incredibly kimochee feeling of self-improvement?

>>5317603
Not fapping isn't self-improvement. Where did you get that idea? Self-improvement is learning a skill of some sort.

I suppose you could say that not fapping is a skill, but it's a pretty worthless one.

>>5317606
You sound like someone who's never not fapped before.

I pity you, anon.

>>5317606

>Self-improvement is learning a skill of some sort.

By that logic, learning to masturbate skilfully is self-improvement.

I am the master of self-improvement. And self-love.

Can you even handle how much of a winner I am?

Remember when you were a kid and everything was awesome?

That's because you didn't fap back then.

>>5317613
No, it was because we weren't jaded by experience.

>>5317613
Pretty sure I fapped when I was a kid too.

>>5317613
>>5317609
what the hell are you talking about, seriously anon

>>5317611
That's why it's the best logic. I'm the strongest at making myself happy with how I spend my time.

>>5317615
Nah, I'm pretty sure it was due to not fapping.

Trust me, I'm a scientist.

>>5317613

Ingesting MDMA brings me right back to that frame of mind.

>>5317624
>he does drugs

>>5317628
Arc doesn't actually do drugs other than weed.

>>5317227
Did you fap?

>>5317613
I was fapping since kindergarten. I even had a weird fetishes back then, which I lack now.

>>5317624
You're probably my favorite poster on /jp/, just thought you should know that

>>5317639
He's either the smartest 3-year-old around here or ...

Do you plan on continuing your streak, OP?
If not, when do you plan to fap again?

Remember to describe here how was your orgasm when you do it, please.

>>5317650
Probably about the same as anyone else's orgasm. There's a limit and he's long since passed it.

>>5317641
Poor, poor anon.

Your youthful mind was corrupted at such an early age. You must've led a terrible, sad life. I guess it explains why you're on /jp/.

Ah~, I wish I could help you all return to the path of righteousness and true happiness, but alas you refuse to stop fapping. It breaks my heart, /jp/.

Not fapping isn't some major accomplishment. Stop trying to brag about it you attention whore.

This thread made me masturbate.

>>5317660
Most Anons are terribly addicted to masturbation. Someone who doesn't fap confuses and frightens them.

>>5317650
No, not anytime soon. This streak has gotten to the point where I would have to be strapped to a chair and physically forced to fap to break it. The 3-year streak itself is sort of an anti-fap weapon now that I think about it.

>>5317666
Nobody here is addicted to fapping. If we stop, it's not like there will be withdrawal or anything. Don't be silly.

>>5317225

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>>5317659
What is all this shit? Seriously, stop it. Sexuality is healthy and normal. I was touching myself and stuff since earliest memories. That's just fine, quit trying to impose all this garbage about corruption and innocence and whatnot. I can't tell if you're trolling or serious and I'm having a hard time taking it easy because of that.

>>5317657
Well, I know that the amount of sperm goes up the longer you spend without masturbating - the first time I did it, for example, it was a motherfucking fountain of white liquid. On the rare occasions I spend 3 days to one week without fapping, too, I notice that the amount of it goes up considerably. So, well...

...although I don't think it's going to end up at the level of a futanari. Sadly. WHY SCIENCE WHY

>>5317223

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>>5317659
>It breaks my heart, /jp/.

YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART, ANAKIN! ;_;

>>5317673
You should stop fapping until the withdrawl stops. Seriously. It's okay to begin fapping again afterwards in moderation.

>>5317666
No, more like someone who feels the need to parade around the fact that they don't fap and shove it in everyone's faces like they're some unique snowflake is fucking stupid.

I'm pretty sure you're trolling and probably fap at least once a day, but that doesn't make this thread any less shitty.

>>5317677
>Sexuality is healthy and normal. I was touching myself and stuff since earliest memories.

No, masturbation is not healthy, even though it may be normal in this corrupted era of human greed.

It saddens me to see that this has become the norm, and that people such as yourself has been so deeply harmed by this overarching corruption. Whatever happened to the days or pure men and women?

1. Does fapping frequently get in the way of other activities you had planned?
2. Do you fap out of a sense of obligation rather than because you want to?
3. Do you fap because you're bored?
4. Do you continue to fap even after it begins causing physical pain?

I could think of more but this is probably enough for trolling purposes. Goes without saying that if you answered yes to any of these you should stop fapping immediately and consider lifestyle changes.

wooo med!

but i'm only doing biomedicine, just did my first exam today, two more tomorrow and one the day after.

then i get to be official summerfag, or southern hemisphere equivalent. pretty sure i'm going to have a poor gpa, 4chan really screwed me this semester, damn touhous

>>5317712
You sound pretty jealous.

What's it like, being just another fapper in a world full of them? Does it make your life feel insignificant? Because it should.

Enjoy being another mindless cog in society.

>>5317721
Women and men were never pure and innocent.

what was the last thing you fapped to?

>>5317733
Oh yes they were. The fact that you think otherwise is proof that the liberal media's corruption has spread far and wide across the globe.

>>5317744

>Liberal

You're done. Get out.

>>5317736
Witchcraft.

I'm amazed that I still remember.

>>5317745
I am free to speak wherever I wish, don't tread on me.

>>5317226

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>>5317744
I hope you are trolling, but on the off chance that you aren't, you should take a class (or read a book) on human sexuality through the ages.

Fapping isn't the only way to get off...

>>5317749
You had bad taste.

>>5317677
I hope you understood now how serious he is.

>>5317225

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>>5317761
He is trolling. Poorly at that, and he should stop while he's ahead.

>>5317764
Not really, I just ran out of shit to fap to.

When I found myself fapping to Witchcraft I realized that I had to put an end to it.

>>5317732
Wait, my fapping makes me a cog in society?! Finally, I have become a productive member of society! I can't wait to tell my parents!

But really, I'm just sick of coming to /jp/ and being greeted by a wall of shitty threads like this one. Please stop making them.

>>5317226

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>>5317772
Speaking the word of God is not trolling.

What the hell is this ? Why are people trying to push their views about what they consider to be normal on others ?

If you want to masturbate, do it. If you don't want to, don't do it. Either way, it's harmless to others.

>>5317774
Yeah, I put an end to fapping after realizing I was fapping to Witchcraft too. Mine only lasted a couple days though.

>>5317775
>I'm just sick of coming to /jp/ and being greeted by a wall of shitty threads

You must be new here.

>>5317785
The problem is that a small but significant amount of Anons do not want to fap but do so anyway.

I want to save them.

>>5317780
No seriously, you're just bordering on ridiculous now. This is my serious face.

>>5317785
>it's harmless to others

Au contrare, fapping is a massive drain on society. The amount of energy wasted amounts on fapping each day amounts to 50 nuclear power plants, and the time wasted goes beyond that.

>>5317785
nah i heard every time you fap, zun-kun kills a touhou.
won't someone think of the touhous!

OP: even my little sister faps, but she just squeezes her legs together, she does it when she does homework, and works up a sweat. what should i do to make her stop?

>>5317787
If I was I probably wouldn't realize how shitty /jp/ is compared to back when it was bearable a couple years ago.

>>5317611
I'm actually very okay with this.
Masturbating well is much healthier both physically and psychologically than not masturbating.

>>5317799
You must have not been here when a group of us /jp/sies decided to become priests.

'Tis a shame, if only you could have joined us on our road to holiness and salvation. I fear it is too late for you to be saved.

>>5317799

Me on the left.

op, you okay with mass-debating?

>>5317814
If you masturbate frequently, and stop masturbating, of course you're going to be affected. This is because you're addicted.

>>5317810
When /jp/ first started up until around this time last year I'd even say it was the best board on 4chan

>>5317224

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>>5317807
You should confront her. Spank her if she denies it.

>>5317818
There's only one road to salvation around these parts.

>>5317799
Can we get the source on that?

You guys better change your hikkikomori ways while there's still time to be forgiven for your sins.

>>5317840
>The world is going to end.

That's probably my favorite ending quote of any movie.

>>5317834
It's the third episode of Stingendo. Or maybe Accelerando.

>>5317840
If I do, can I make Mari my waifu?

If you feel bad before-during-after fapping, you are doing it wrong.
Learn to enjoy yourself.

I just realized no one has posted Shiki in this thread.

>>5317223

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>>5317849
Thanks, Anon. Wanna lift?

>>5317224

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>>5317851
Any wish can be granted if you are rewarded with entrance to heaven for your good deeds on Earth.

This short life is merely your trial to determine if you are worthy of the eternal happiness that only God may grant you.

Mari is waiting for you on the other side of the gate, anon. Don't disappoint her by succumbing to such earthly desires as masturbation.

>>5317855

>>5317226

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A few seconds ago, I was considering how I could change my fapping habits until ecchi porn is enough to get me off. In the end, I don't think all the dickgirls and heavy BDSM are good for me.

My belief system dictates that the more you ejaculate, the more faithful you are

I don't believe you for one second. I didn't even believe the "I haven't fapped" part.

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>>5317885
You can't fap to softcore stuff at all? Something's wrong with your dick.

>>5317919
I guess I could if I tried, but it doesn't really feel fulfilling at all.

I definitely could before (my first fapping session was while watching pictures of girls in bikinis that I had found on the internet and printed out, oh how innocent I was back then), so it's definitely my mind that has been corrupted.

>>5317914
Only 6 more and I think we can quit.

>Restraining your natural needs
Not for me. I tried the no fap thing. I got to 18 days. Then I came in my sleep and soiled myself. Then I tried to fap for real and pleasure because I already lost. When I came it hurt like a motherfucker. And I felt fucking stupid. Because I was.

>>5317226

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>>5317977
Yeah when I went a couple weeks without fapping my balls hurt like hell after I finally did.

>>5317224

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>>5317227
May I interest you in some of my fine wares?

>>5318176
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

>>5317334

>now I feel like shit, just like after every time I fap.

Gettin' that lethargic feeling, deleting all the porn you just downloaded despite the fact that you'll download it again..

Do women get this too?

>>5317227
How much prana does it take to sustain your reality marble?

>>5319056

Isn't that normal, once you fap your urges go down, so that's why you don't care about deletation of porn

>>5319056
Of course not. Theyre filthy sluts who enjoy every moment of it.

If you have an actual hobby, or goal, then not fapping is easy. Exercise is also a great way to kill any motivation for fapping. Try learning new vocab, writing, photography, doing arithmetic in your head, or just plain socializing. Do something that doesn't involve sitting in front of your screen being bored and looking for an excuse to download porn/fap.