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Marisa - Literary enthusiast

Reimu - Childish haiku prose

>> No.5271057

Marisa - Bach

Reimu - William Hung

>> No.5271066

Marisa - Slutty thief.
Reimu - Poor Shrineslut.

Who really wins?

>> No.5271067

me on the left

>> No.5271074

>>5271066
Sanae the slutty shrineslut

>> No.5271086

>>5271074
>>5271066
None of them are slutty though.....just crazy.

>> No.5271088

Marisa - Penguin

Reimu - Santa

>> No.5271089

Marisa - Yuri

Reimu - Canon straight

I believe Reimu can't become any worse

>> No.5271097

Marisa - Witch

Reimu - Shrine Maiden

>> No.5271098

Marisa - Batshit Crazy

Reimu - Omnicidal Neutral

>> No.5271114

Marisa - cake

Reimu - pie

>> No.5271122

Marisa - Does it for fun

Reimu - Money Whore

>> No.5271123
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>>5271086

>> No.5271140

>>5271123

>da ze

I am bracing for the "SHE DOESN'T SAY IT" copypasta that some immensely butt-angry Anon typed up long ago.

>> No.5271157

Marisa - Western
Reimu - Eastern

>> No.5271165
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Marisa - For real schmup players

Reimu - Casuals

>> No.5271154

Reimu - Witch

Marisa - Maiden

See what I did there?

>> No.5271170

Reimu - PC

Marisa - Linux

(Sanae - Mac)

>> No.5271173

Marisa - Your ordinary Texas cowgirl

Reimu - Your ordinary fucked up japan miko priestess

>> No.5271189

>>5271170
I would install Sanae on Reimu and insert my information into them if you know what I mean.

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>> No.5271213

Reimu - Kaguya's descendant

Marisa - Mokou's descendant

>> No.5271218

>>5271170
>Reimu: Mac, easy to use, has a lot of fanboys and haters that hate.
>Marisa: PC, crashes a lot when is used not properly, but otherwise fine
>Sanae: Linux, looks a lot like Mac, really powerful used in a proper way.

>> No.5271226

>>5271218
>>Marisa: PC, crashes a lot when is used not properly, but otherwise fine

PC != OS
You dumb fucking ass.

>> No.5271231

>>5271140
Unlike Nyoron-chan, Marisa says da-ze all the time.

>> No.5271240

Reimu - Nintendo
Marisa - Sega
Sakuya - Atari

>> No.5271249

>>5271218
Reimu - Windows: stable operating system that just works
Marisa - Lunix: can't fly under her own power, relies on flight emulation (broom)
Sanae - Mac: loves cock

>> No.5271259

>>5271249
>>Lunix

>> No.5271262
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>>5271240

Except unlike Atari, Sakuya actually can stop time.

>> No.5271265

>>5271249
There is not nearly enough jokes about Marisa being the only one unable to fly on her own.

>> No.5271356

Reimu - World of Warcraft
Marisa - Eve Online

>> No.5271372

>>5271356
Should be the other way around. Reimu gets her power with negligible effort, and Marisa can't fly on her own.

>> No.5271384

>implying Marisa can't make any object she wishes fly but settles on a broom for classic reference and a solid sense of balance

>> No.5271392

>>5271356
Mima - UO
Yuka - Everquest
Sakuya - Ragnarok Online
Sanae - Mabinogi

>> No.5271395

>>5271384
>Implying Marisa isn't the only one out of 7 witches who needs to use a broom.

>> No.5271411

Marisa - Hermaphrodite.

Reimu - 40 year old man acting out his mid-life crisis. Thus why Reimu is so bitchy, she's a depressed old man.

>> No.5271423

>>5271372
>Reimu gets her power with negligible effort
Exactly.

>> No.5271424

>>5271411
Reimu - ZUN

Marisa - ZUN's Ex

>> No.5271435

>>5271424
Has Zun ever even gotten married?

>> No.5271544

>>5271372
so you're saying eve online is easier than WoW?

>> No.5271552

>>5271435

Drunkard's don't get married.

>> No.5271590

>>5271544
In EvE online, all you have to do is pay every month to keep raising your skills. You at least have to grind for them in WoW.

>> No.5271593

Reimu - 40 year old virgin
Marisa - 50 year old virgin

>> No.5271651

>>5271590
>implying good skills do anything without isk
>implying all of your stuff won't get stolen by another corporation

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Reimu - Bernkastel
Marisa - Lambdadelta

>> No.5271708

Reimu - Mario.
Marisa - Wario.

>> No.5271714

>>5271708
Marisa is Wario?
No wonder her butt attacks are so painful.

>> No.5274313

Marisa - Slut

Reimu - Whore

>> No.5274334

Real men use Marisa.

Scrubs and Noobs use Reimu. No self respecting Touhou player will use Reimu. Ever.

>> No.5274384

>>5274334
Why the hell not? I use her because I prefer shrine maidens! Marisa's initial design in EoSD looked like a maid with a witch hat.

>> No.5274494

>>5274334
I only use Reimu in MoF, because like hell am I going to fuck around with Marisa's stupid options all game.

>> No.5274513

>>5274494
ReimuC is basically an honorary Marisa anyway.

>> No.5274681

>>5274334
enjoy your ability to kill bosses fast with too much power

>> No.5274715

Marisa: Beaten by Vivit first.

Reimu: Beaten by Vivit next.

Yuuka: Beaten by Vivit last, but had the chance to settle the score.

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