/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Cow.

Stop posting my butt on /jp/!

I'd tap it... Even if she is 3DPD

A real human with all its monkey-like habits, disgusting bodily functions, oil glands, sweat glands, bacteria-filled mouth and aging process could never actually be attractive.

/jp/ meetup

Looks like it was a hot night down below

>>5244375
Me on the left.

>>5244364
Agreed. We need to make superior humans. Although then they'd be fucking boring.

DAT ASS

Must not want....... 3DPD! 3DPD! REPORTED!

Why's her anus so much like waste product from an animal's digestive tract expelled through the anus during defecation?

I have to admit.. as far as 3d goes, this is quite the nice ass.

>>5244401
Might be but this isn't Touhou-related, so it belongs on /s/

>>5244408
Then why did you feel the need to bump it?

Reported to the authorities. To Valhalla with you!

>>5244408
Fuck, I forgot the sage. Sorry...

DAT 3D ASS

>>5244364
>bacteria-filled mouth
But small life forms are cute.

>>5244418
/jp/ entering puberty.

>>5244420
Nah it's their standards that are wound up really fucking high, and no normal human will pass for them.

>>5244364
Indeed, fortunately, there are some characters without those characteristics.

>>5244344
That ass is pretty good looking. Too bad the rest of the body probably isn't.

>>5244426
Eh, actually the society standards are fucking high, not ours; that's the problem.

>>5244420
Not really. I entered puberty about 10 years ago and I have already experienced the joy of ass, multiple times I might add.
Maybe you should stop trying so hard to act indifferent if not disgusted, and start speaking your mind since this the only place where you can.

>>5244452
B-but... all the cool /jp/ers won't think I'm cool if I do!

>>5244448
What? Well actually, not so much high standards, just they (yaaay hivemind) desire traits that are really rare nowadays.

>>5244452
Take it easy, buddy. That was a joke.

>>5244452
I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was secretly in love with 3D pigs.

I actually would never hit that. I'm so used to having everything clean that I wouldn't let that thing touch me, much less stick my member in that wrench.

>>5244473
Monk?

I can already imagine her repulsively oily ass checks opening to let out a gaseous mix of fecal particles. Constantly. Like all real humans. I can already feel the replies from people who actually like that sort of thing.

>>5244478
It certainly is better than the "3DPD" argument.

>>5244482
That's a knee-jerk reaction anyway, which says a lot about /jp/.

Hmmm, dat ass!

I don't imagine your average /jp/ poster is too concerned with cleanliness.

>>5244478
>Constantly.

You shouldn't actually fart all that much(at all) if you don't have to shit. You should probably shit more or stop eating so many beans.

>>5244505
It is impossible for a human to really be clean, they're still a hideously biological thing at the end of the day, and can't go seconds without soiling itself in some way. I am concerned about cleanliest when it is about comparing the perfect 2D with disgusting functional 3D.

>>5244515
2D farts too.

How can you guys complain about filthy 3D?

You know you haven't showered in weeks yourselves.

I find it funny to even get this 2D argument when half of you are probably overweight slobbingly grunts farting and belching throughout the day www

>>5244526
Only if the artist wants that.

>>5244528
A really flawed argument. You wouldn't find me having sex with myself. And I'm just as disgusted when I look at the mirror as I am when I look at any "person".

>>5244529
where did you get my pic

>>5244530
You haven't been here for very long yet have you?

>>5244535
I'll delete it if you teach me Aikido.

>>5244536
ok
first lesson
learn how to roll on the floor

/jp/ pretends to hate 3d, but sisters and seiyus are always exceptions

>>5244528
>you can't criticize shit eating if you haven't ate shit yourself

>>5244537
I'm scared of rolling because I think I'll break my neck.

Don't contaminate my filth!

>>5244541
I'm one of the very few who doesn't care for 3D at all.

>>5244547
I can't teach you aikido then

>>5244546
You're a human, so you can't criticize your design. Maybe how some other humans behave, but that's all.

>>5244541
Sisters just give anyone who otherwise wouldn't know the full horror of 3D the proper experience. /jp/ only likes the imaginary little sisters every pretends to have. Since they don't exist and are only spoken of through text they may as well be 2D.

>>5244552
;_;

>>5244546
That's not what I'm saying at all.
What I'm saying is you can't criticise eating shit if you eat shit.

You are also PD. In fact, you're probably worse - you haven't even got a nice ass.

>>5244554
Because you say so?

>>5244561
i still remember the first aikido class i went to
i was very disappointed because my sensei made me roll on the floor for an hour

>>5244554
You can easily criticize your design. This is only hypocritical if you think you are some kind of exception.

This kind of argument stems from a poor understanding of the topic, and probably has its origins in the idea of a physically unappealing male (not really appropriate phrasing, since all humans are physically unappealing) who has impossibly high standards of women. There is an image mocking this very hypocrisy that comes to mind.

This is completely different. The idea is not about standards. It is an understanding that 3D is not attractive at all, no matter who it is, and they know they are no exception. This doesn't stop them from saying it. It's the mocking of the animals who post this kind of thing, and, since they saved it, find some kind of attraction to it.

>>5244574
No, because you'd be a filthy hypocrite.

>post ass in /jp/
>faggots start a discussion instead of asking for moar

>>5244587
I'm not, I hate myself as much. What now?

>>5244590
>Avatar

>>5244583
But why would you even need to do that

>>5244588
I have 2 pictures of girlish boys.naked

I'm still cool right??

>>5244605
Not to me you aren't. Since some of /jp/ has an obsession with 3D traps maybe you are to them.

>>5244593
Then I'm fine with you.

>>5244588
Although some humans are better than others.

>>5244590
I'm amazed it hasn't turned into a 3DPD shitstorm yet.

>>5244605
Nope. Real traps are as disgusting as other real people.

>>5244344
This ass is excellent.

>>5244601
to learn how to fall without breaking your neck

>>5244611
Slightly better shit to shit.

>>5244583
I find aikido to be a very stupid "martial art", if you can even call it that.
It's like "Ok, instead of teaching you how to defend yourself I'll teach you how to fall into the ground so that when your assailant pushes you into it, you won't hurt yourself as much."
srsly, wtf?

>>5244605
Nope. 3D traps are as disgusting as other 3D people.

>>5244620
yeah because you practice your techniques with random assailants instead of other aikidoka

>>5244618
Pretty much this although most humans think "sexy women" and not "walking biological sludge".

>>5244636
Well I'd rather practice a REAL MA, like shotokan.

Sub-zero FTW!

>>5244663
enjoy being the easiest target of an aikidoka I guess

>>5244344
>>5244344
moar

>>5244663
LOOK AT ME I'M RYU
*tries to shoryuken*
*falls down and breaks his dick*

>>5244694
let me join in
*grabs dick*
XD

>>5244694
*reports*
xp

>>5244678
Because I'm just going to stand there and let you grab me, RIGHT?!

Oh wait, you're a girl, right?
Maybe I will.
;)

>>5244765
I know several of you don't believe in the power of Aikido. I can see why you believe that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Karate.

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a karateka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw several punches, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing punch, and he grabbed it and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

Also my Aikido dojo is across from a Karate dojo. We usually get alot of rude remarks from them, such as Aikido being for weaklings.

Well, one of them challenged me, he was a white male in his 20's. I accepted of course, I never back down from a challenge.

He had really good form, but his Karate was no match for my Aikido. He delivered a great kick but it was nothing for me, I easily grabbed it and knocked him down with a kick. This went on for about 10 minutes until he got too tired.

He got frustrated and left, he was about to cross the street but I stopped him from getting hit by a speeding cyclist. He didn't say thanks but it still felt good to save someone.

>>5244776
I read this in the voice of Kenshiro for some reason.

>>5244776
A friend of mine was reposting this in an IRC channel last night.

>>5244792
>I stopped him from getting hit by a speeding cyclist.
OH WOW!
YOU SAVE HIS FUCKING LIFE FROM SURE DEATH!
You should be proud.

A few months ago I helped a little japanese girl find her way to her grandma's house on the bus route I take. She had just immigrated here with her mother and didn't know any english. She was alone so I had to use the crappy skills I possess to figure out where her stop was. Was so cute.

I once saw an Aikido master split a tank in half with his bare hand while I was stationed in Okinawa. Even the toughest guy in the base couldn't touch him.
I the abandoned Kickboxing and started to learn Aikido instead.

I think I'll take a picture of my butt and post it tomorrow and see what happens.