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Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:10:16 2008 No.517842 [Reply] [Original]

Nanoha? It’s me, Fate. I’m calling and leaving you this message because, quite frankly, I don’t have the heart to tell you face to face.

I’m leaving you.

Our relationship as children was priceless, and in high school I loved the time we spent together—it’s something I’ll cherish forever. But recently things have… changed, between us.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:10:38 2008 No.517847 File: 35 KB, 640x480, 1196735398501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:11:06 2008 No.517852 >>517842 Could never happen. Faeto loves nanoha far too much

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:11:06 2008 No.517853 The number you have reached is currently unavailable. Please hang up and try again.

Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:11:20 2008 No.517851
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I’m taking Vivio with me.

She was greatly opposed to switching parents so… suddenly, but she’s calmed down just fine, now. She’s got a new second Mommy to take care of her.

Not to mention, Vivio was never fond of those brutal beatings you called “spankings.” I’ve made sure to call the Child Protective Services.

Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:12:20 2008 No.517859
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We’ve had some good times-some VERY good times-but your feelings have obviously changed. And anyway, I’ve found someone much better for me.

Hayate is different. For one, she isn’t so dominant, and really lets me feel like I’m in charge. Sure, she’s got some… “family” issues, but doesn’t everyone? She isn’t a “white devil” in bed, and I’m very thankful for that. She’s very sexually adventurous, and she doesn’t try to stick things in my asshole during foreplay.

Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:12:57 2008 No.517862
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She loves Vivio, probably much more than you do. I can’t count the times she’s been over to play with Vivio, and how much that little girl has loved her.

Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:13:34 2008 No.517866
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I’m sure you’ll live on, Nanoha. You’ve got your… team, don’t you? With that tsundere girl and that purple-headed dyke. Don’t try to persuade me, I know something has been going on between you all.

I may be blonde but I’m not stupid. I’ve found certain wrappers in the trash, if you catch my drift.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:14:17 2008 No.517872 File: 159 KB, 600x800, bf4eae93a690bf967bc2c1cc1e1a38775c4ce85d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So that’s all, Nanoha. I hope things go well for you in the future. Say goodbye, Vivio. “Bye, Mommy # 2!” Click

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:14:51 2008 No.517878 File: 47 KB, 299x299, 1182908659991.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ...............

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:15:06 2008 No.517882 /r/ the copypasta that had futa nanoha and hayate sexing up fate

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:15:06 2008 No.517884 Eh, I chuckle'd.

>>	MySQLconnectionsuccess !0vQ8k.N6XM Sat Apr 26 22:16:06 2008 No.517890 Breaking up through the phone? And they say that girls are sensible... Bunch of bitches

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:17:06 2008 No.517896 >>517890 How is it sensible to break up with Nanoha to her face? Fuck, within five miles of her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:18:06 2008 No.517900 >>517882 I second this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:18:06 2008 No.517906 Don't worry, Nanoha,Fate, and Hayate still have a threesome every thursday

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:18:45 2008 No.517904 File: 503 KB, 704x1000, 33.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>517872

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:19:06 2008 No.517911 >>517896 Hey Nanoha has the rand and....well not aim but blast radius to get Fate wherever she may be making the call from

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:20:06 2008 No.517917 >>517851 This made the entire thread worth reading. Good job finding a picture to match, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:24:06 2008 No.517936 >>517896 Five minutes later Hayate's "family" would vanish from the face of the Earth/Midchilda/whatever.

>>	MySQLconnectionsuccess !0vQ8k.N6XM Sat Apr 26 22:24:40 2008 No.517935 File: 108 KB, 400x400, 1206756934003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fate probably took all the furniture with her as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:25:51 2008 No.517939 File: 72 KB, 750x562, c414a895d3f20b31c693bc112bc0daf8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:27:06 2008 No.517948 >>517936 Hayate doesn't have a family though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:31:02 2008 No.517967 File: 381 KB, 800x640, 1206406901606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What was that fate?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:32:06 2008 No.517971 >>517967 >>18:10 >>18:31 Took a little while for that anger to build, huh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:34:06 2008 No.517985 >>517971 more like it takes that long to charge

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:35:06 2008 No.517990 STARLIGHT BREAKER!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:35:06 2008 No.517991 >>517967 Blaster 8

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:41:06 2008 No.518020 >>517985 Who's she shooting at then?

>>	Vietonymous Sat Apr 26 22:41:28 2008 No.518019 File: 507 KB, 2516x3320, 1184466279456.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nobody's going to read this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:42:06 2008 No.518023 >>518019 tl;dr

Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:44:06 2008 No.518029

Two weeks later, Nanoha was found dead in her bed. Discarded tissues and a prescription bottle for anti-depressants show that she must have gone threw some emotional issues that eventually led to depression. An autopsy latter show that she had overdosed on sleeping pills, as a way of suicide.

Fate and her family would never be the same.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:44:16 2008 No.518032 File: 336 KB, 1000x800, bced05b9ca0deadebd6442d5062e16f99673a522.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>517967 Aha... Just a little joke. You can take a joke, can't you, darling?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:45:06 2008 No.518038 >>518029 Now that's... a harsh fate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:46:06 2008 No.518039 >>518029 Don't you mean though some tough times?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:46:06 2008 No.518040 >>518032 Those glasses won't save you now. Also YOU WERE ADOPTED AND YOUR PARENTS DIDN'T LOVE YOU ANYWAY SOCIALLY AWKWARD SOCIALLY AWKWARD SOCIALLY AWKWARD FATTY FATTY FATTY

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:46:06 2008 No.518045 >>518040 >>YOU WERE ADOPTED AND YOUR PARENTS DIDN'T LOVE YOU ANYWAY Ouch. Below the belt, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:47:06 2008 No.518048 Necessary: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2383588

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:51:06 2008 No.518062 >>518019 already read 7 times would read again

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:54:06 2008 No.518075 I'm impressed Anonymous. An anime thread in /jp/ and no sage. I actually think you might be maturing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:55:11 2008 No.518081 File: 68 KB, 600x327, 1209250511790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCKING HOMEWRECKING WHORE. Obligatory.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:56:44 2008 No.518090 >>517842 >>517851 >>517859 >>517862 >>517866 >>517872 10/10, epic troll.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:58:34 2008 No.518104 >>518081 Best shoop I've seen in ages.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 22:59:34 2008 No.518106 >>518048 That's what you get for stealing Nanoha's waifu, Hayate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 23:03:13 2008 No.518130 What the fuck? No image of Hayate falling out of her wheelchair, yet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 23:05:48 2008 No.518150 >>518130 SOMEBODY NEEDS TO POST THIS. IMMEDIATELY.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 23:14:53 2008 No.518213 >>517948 The Wolkenritter are her family. Nanoha is all about family in its many forms, really.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 23:15:29 2008 No.518217 File: 35 KB, 640x480, 1209251729362.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>518150 Here, but I would like to have that futa-Hayate and Nanoha on Fate. I appeared to have lost it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 23:19:46 2008 No.518254 Nanoha is only good for it's yuri and futa.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 23:19:46 2008 No.518255 >>518217 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 23:21:19 2008 No.518262 >>518217 .gif would be even more epic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 23:21:45 2008 No.518268 >>518217 same I remember it being so good too, my fucking computer got broken and I never backed it up on a external

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 23:22:28 2008 No.518273 >>518262 >>518255 >>518150 >>518130 same person sense tingling

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 23:24:32 2008 No.518282 >>518273 I thought >>518255 was trolling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 23:27:57 2008 No.518294 >>518282 they are also seconding the copypasta

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 23:31:45 2008 No.518314 File: 168 KB, 623x552, 1209252705766.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They're both enormous sluts I don't see why anyone would comment on such a tiny argument pic very fucking related

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 23:32:44 2008 No.518320 File: 132 KB, 620x877, 1209252764057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SLUT FLOOD INCOMING

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 23:32:46 2008 No.518321 >>518314 fap fap fap

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 23:34:05 2008 No.518328 File: 143 KB, 500x700, 1209252845990.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 23:35:05 2008 No.518339 >>518314 Got a source on that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 23:35:14 2008 No.518340 File: 142 KB, 590x483, 1209252914998.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 23:37:21 2008 No.518353 ITT sluts

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 23:37:35 2008 No.518354 File: 378 KB, 738x900, 1209253055281.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No, Fate, YOU are the cheating bitch. And then Feito was the homewrecker.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 23:39:06 2008 No.518369 File: 144 KB, 800x600, 1209253146482.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This chair

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 23:39:34 2008 No.518374 File: 45 KB, 434x600, 1209253174629.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AGE is not a perquisite to being a slut.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 23:41:43 2008 No.518393 File: 45 KB, 434x600, 1209253303708.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AGE is not a perquisite to being a slut. As proven, it's an inherited trait.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 23:44:08 2008 No.518411 >>518369 Is an eyepleasure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 23:45:49 2008 No.518424 >>518369 is the greatest?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 26 23:54:44 2008 No.518470 >>518369 I'd plunge my blade into it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 27 00:13:05 2008 No.518565 File: 65 KB, 650x484, 1209255185291.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FTW

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 27 00:35:36 2008 No.518667 File: 145 KB, 1100x665, 1209256536203.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Their sex life must be amazing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 27 04:46:33 2008 No.519796 File: 96 KB, 600x750, 1209271593582.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>518019

>>	Sion !U4ZKgLjqPw Sun Apr 27 05:16:02 2008 No.519947 File: 452 KB, 800x1145, 1209273362348.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 27 05:26:50 2008 No.519986 File: 170 KB, 471x416, 1209274010132.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meanwhile...

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