/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Haha, I like you anon you are cute.

i'd do this if it wern't for the fact that i don't leave my house

>>5177637
>maple story

Here's another way.

Wouldn't it be possible for that to be Letty instead of Cirno?

>>5177673

>>5177678

yes it would actually

Can we figure out a way to play my eroges in real life now? ;_;

>>5177682
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10305750

>>5177694

OP here. that is next on the list as that is a much harder task to complete

fucking brilliant!

*goes in the hailstorm*
"CIRNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"LETS HAVE SEEEEE.."
*gets hit*

>>5177637
>>5177652
>predicted that im going to post here

>>5177678
She's a snow-woman you noob.

I've got a better idea.

Go to a populated center with lots of people.

Establish a start and finish line.

Run as fast as you can from start to finish without bumping into anybody.

Allow yourself 3 bumps as continues. Time yourself. Set records.

Hardcore Mode: Dress up as your favorite touhou while you do it.

>>5177739
More like easymodo. If you dress up as a Touhou character people will avoid you even more.

>>5177739
I've seen someone do this in downtown Toronto...naked.

>>5177739

your idea isn't extreme enough. you can't die from running into people but softball size hail to the head can kill you.

>>5177755
Was it you? Be honest.

>>5177739

sounds really fun though

>>5177623
funny stuff anon

>>5177696
I lol'd so hard.

>>5177763
That's just stupid. You can't really dodge hail, you're just being lucky until you get hit. There's no fun, no proper goal. Just pure luck.

I am guessing you can only do pacifist run, and when in the world is the timer on the spellcard going to end?

Can anyone else think of any other naturally occurring danmaku patterns in the world? other that [Traffic sign 4-way intersection]?

>>5177739
easy modo: do it naked.
normal modo: do it
hardcore modo: dress as tohou
nightmare modo: do it in Japan's train station at rush hour

>>5177813

there are maybe 1 or 2 danmaku patterns out of all the Touhou games that are way more luck than skill

>>5177816

if you are talking about hail then it ends when the storm ends and if you are talking about people well just have a watch set to alarm you when 90 seconds passes

Well, they sorta look danmaku..

>>5177906

i think the white round bullets in EoSD from Cirno are supposed to be hail.

>>5177906
the one on top looks kind of biological..

Less suicidal:

Extra mega lunatic mode.
Go to Oregon.
Go on a walk outside on any day of the year and try not to get a drop of water on you.
I have been playing this game for over 16 years.

>>5178012
Well, in some circles (and by that I mean TV Tropes), Touhou is known as "Dodging Raindrops: The Game".

>>5178012
>he never used a parasol in 16 years

>>5178012

Don't you mean extra stage?

>>5178039
Parasols are cumbersome, unmanly and do nothing for the puddles of water at your feet you newfag.
Learn to Oregon.

Also, I forgot to mention. You have to play this game alongside a fairly busy road..

>>5178089
So, Touhou x Frogger?

>>5178063
No, I mean extra stage mega lunatic mode.
Semantics.

>>5178095
No.. You don't cross the road, you just walk down it and try to avoid the occasional splashes of muddy water as well.

>>5178110
It's variety, you know?

I've never seen a hailstorm where i live and i'm on the east coast so no Oregon for me. I guess i can't play Touhou 15 RL ;_;

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>>5178110

muddy water? that can be roughly linked to swamps which can be linked to frogs which can be linked to Suwako. So the central plains get Cirno and the west coast gets Suwako. what does the east coast get?

>>5178110
Well, why not? The cars can be like a spellcard.

>>5177711
>I don't know shit 'bout Yuki-Onna.

>>5178164

Traffic Sign! Jaywalker!

>>5178163
it gets my apartment
>>5178166
Yuki=snow
that's all i know about it.
my bad for being so secondary.

>>5178163
>the west coast gets Suwako
Well.. are you sure about that?
Kanako is goddess of wind and rain (and there is a fair amount of wind in Oregon), and Nitori controls water.

>>5178142
>>5178012
Oregon is Easy mode during the summer, though.

have friends cosplay as random touhous
they all shoot you with real weapons
one life, no continues.

instant danmaku

OP, you haven't figure 3 things out:

1. How to be a little girl
2. Where can I get my frilly costume and hat
3. How do I shoot bullet and at who

>>5178407
>have friends

1. Get a shitload of tennis ball machines. Preferable ones that are thin/small.
2. Try to find a type/way that you can set them so that they all go off at different speeds and at different intervals and make them generally go the fastest they fucking can... perhaps some way to have them pause at certain times?.. (note that I know nothing about tennis and less about ball machines).
3. Find a an empty(?) room and set them at the opposite side of it.
4. Get a bunch of BB guns or tennis balls or someshit that you can use to shoot at the tennis ball machines and perhaps the tennis balls themselves.
5. Have a friend, a radio controller or a delayed timer (remembering that I know nothing about tennis ball machines, technology or how you could potential mod them...) turn the machine on while you stand at the opposite side of the room.
6. Have fun...

>>5178426
You could also colour some of them so they seem more like danmaku.

JUST PLAY DODGEBALL WITH A BUNCH OF LITTLE GIRLS, GODDAMN

>>5178407
>have friends

>>5178383
Ah, we have been having that error during Summer.
But rest assured, we are doing are best to keep the game running.
If you've gotten this error, hopefully it should fix itself within a week or so.
If not, please e-mail our development team.
This is one of our most common errors.

>>5178442
They can't time their ball throwing as well, though, and there's no large, narrow patterns you have to navigate through...

>>5178468
Well then have them chuck handfuls of superballs at you while you pretend they're various Touhou characters.

>>5178477
..But... No Yukari?

>>5178482
Get one of their moms to join in, dumbass!
God, it's like I have to think of EVERYTHING.

>>5178491
Well, a mother wouldn't want to sadistically throw super bouncy balls at you.. especially not in the way Yukari would sadistically throw super bouncy balls at you.

Also, I can't talk to people any way and I'd probably be taken in by the police if I tried to talk to a little girl...
Not that I've ever done anything illegal, but you know, I'm sure that Touhou is like a catch word or something...