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fuck no.

There would be no bad ends or dead ends, all choices would lead to the same situations.

who is bioware

nasu could never write a waifu as great as tali.

You could create your own character and at least make him awesome but the females would be bland or bitches.

>>5154141
Also, you'd only have 2 choices each time "ultra demon" and "jesus"

I cannot be caged. I cannot be controlled.

[ ] Cook Breakfast
[ ] Cook Breakfast, Kill Kotomine

Rin would be a bigger slut and a total bitch, Saber would be useless in a fight unless she's packing a shield, and Archer/Lancer/Kotomine would get almost no screen time, as the one good character is usually pushed into the background or isn't an especially viable party member.

>>5154155
Saber would have looked pretty cool with a shield though...

Get saber
Recruit some dudes
Kill bad guy

[ ] Be an asshole for no reason
[ ] Be needlessly egalitarian

Like vn's are anymore open-ended.

>>5154130

Oh man... A Bioware/FSN RPG. I just felt motion in my pants.

If Bioware wrote FS/N, Shiro would save Ilya...and all the other Ilyas. The setting would be in an underwater city.

>>5154262
I think you're thinking of the wrong company here

>>5154262

I think you're confused.

>>5154276
>>5154275
Okay, you got me.

>>5154148
You people always forget the 'neutral pussy' choice.

FUCK. NO.

>>5154394
yeah

SHEPHERD

get out, /v/

>>5158103
Wrex.

The joy of choices like "Save Illya, buy her new clothes, set up a trust fund for her, cook her a meal and let her sleep in your bed while you shiver on the floor until she gets better" or "Rape Illya, burn her castle down, rape the maids, use the cat as a polishing cloth for your swords and suck Gil's dick"

>>5158129

And both of them result in the same relatively neutral dialogue.

>>5154141
Haha. No.

If you do everything right, you win. If not, EVERYBODY DIES.

>>5154141
>There would be no bad ends or dead ends, all choices would lead to the same situations.

This.

>>5158139
Whatever, I haven't played ME2.

>>5158149
You better not. The prequel is better.

All the characters would be bitches, even non-dark Sakura.

>>5158171
I played ME 1 but for some reason I didn't finish it. I think I had to format my PC or something and then I couldn't be bothered to start it again.

I'm Emiya Shirou, and this is my favorite sword in Gate of Babylon

>>5154130
Who's Bioware and how is he Japan related?

Reported and hidden.

Shirou would be 6'6", 250 pounds of muscle, and have a crew cut.

>>5158188
They did the arguably first western visual novel with a 1st person shooter integrated.

Xenos love at its finest.

>>5158188

Broaden your horizons a little, man.

>>5158199
Yeah, play some cover shooters.

There would be only three skills in the servant powers menu because any more would be just confusing to the dumbshits that play vidya.

>>5158197
>They did the arguably first western visual novel with a 1st person shooter integrated.
Planesc-
>with a 1st person shooter integrated.

nm.

>>5158197
>They did the arguably first western visual novel with a 1st person shooter integrated.

The first western visual novel was Portal (no, not that one) from 1986.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal_%28interactive_novel%29

"Reality Marble. So this is your ability..."

>King of Heroes, Do you have enough swords?
>What's the matter, King of Heroes? Afraid of a mere human?
>It was Saber's wish that this grail be destroyed, and I shall honor her wish!
>(Dexterity) :Throw a blade at him:
>(Diplomacy)Do you see the folly in this now, King of Heroes?

Old bioware might have been cool. New bioware, not so good.

Well the choices would be "retarded evil for the heck of it" and "Super special awesome paladin of justice" in every case. Oh and every character you meet would be a romance option.

Gilgamesh would have been the best MC from a VN, discuss.

>>5158296
We have rance already, I think it's close enough.

>>5158306
Rance is good but not enough.

>>5158319
WHAAAAAAAAT?

>>5158323
The moment someone emasculates you, you run away crying like a little bitch.

>>5158323
Problem, mongrel?

>>5158337
Sounds good to me.

>>5158344

Gilgamesh would rape you little virgin asshole and you will love it.

Gil is an idiot who lose against kids and women.

>>5158371
that was stated in the VN.
kids and womens.

also
>implying you don't want to be like Gilgamesh.

>>5158344
>>5158323
Brothers should not fight each other.

>>5158293
>Oh and every character you meet would be a romance option.

If that meant that I'd finally have my Ayako route, it'd totally be worth it.

>>5158379
This would have been amazing.
Fate
Gilgamesh night.

>>5158379
Stop spoiling the plot of Rance IX.

Just remove annoying shirou and EMIYA archer.
best VN ever.
Bro lancer included.

"Are you my master?"

[]Yes
[]Maybe
[]No

If FSN writing could match up to planescape I'd be happy.

It would look like this.

>>5158440
>All 3 of them equal "Yes"

Ha ha! Sometimes life has its little rewards. Even for the drow.

>>5158467
Delicious Caster will also be part of Gilgamesh harem.

>>5158450
Unrelated to Bioware

>>5158440

[]Yes +5 Paragon
[]Maybe
[]No +5 Renagade

>>5154130
You could join half-way with Gilgamesh, let him rape Saber while you rape Caster.
Depending on your influence and choices on him you can then be his loyal sidekick as he lets you govern his world while he messes around or you defeat him and rule alone with both Saber AND Caster in your harem.

>>5158705
someone need to make this.

>>5158705
I see. Then Bioware is indeed superior.

>>5158705
Depending on your influence and choices the exact same things happen but sometimes irrelevant NPC's die and the dialogue is different.

I think a better question would have been "What if Black Isle wrote FSN?".

>>5159486
Caster would kidnap Shirou to steal Avalon, rape Saber to steal her mana and do experiments on them to obtain a permanent body.
... kind familiar

>>5159486
Even better.

In any case, it doesn't matter since there wouldn't be Ilya/Caster paths anyway.

What if Bethesda wrote FSN?

>>5159714
You'd have to mod most of the swords into UBW.

>>5159714

>>5159723
And the mind of steel plugin would be unavailable for a year

>>5159714
It depends, if it was written by the team that did morrowind, it'd be pretty cool.

If it was written by the team that did oblivion, it's be hilariously generic and boring.

>>5159960
"I HEAR THAT THE KING OF SWORDS IS IN TOWN!"

>>5160079
"I saw a servant the other day"

"Nasty creatures"

>>5154130
Berserker would have a hamster and would tell it to go for the eyes when in combat.

someone just needs to mod fsn characters into dragon age

Shirou was actually Archer the entire time!

Sorry just finished a replay of Kotor 1.

>>5160410
Damn, actually many characters fit.

Lol archetypes

>What if Bioware wrote FSN?

Homosex. Lot of it.

Avenger would play out as follows.

"Senpai, I made you some- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."

>>5160179
I've heard others say the same

What if Troika wrote FSN?

>>5160733
F/SN is done!
NOW IT'S FS/N!

What if Bioware wrote Umineko?

>>5160733

Only completed up to UBW
HF was left unfinished when it shipped.

What if Trollkastel wrote FSN?

>>5160743
"What's wrong Battler? Can't figure out this closed room?"
>(Intelligence) :Claim Kinzo did it.
>(Strength) : Turn over the chessboard.
>(Diplomacy) Get Bernkastel to tell me the answer.

>>5159708

>>5160870
>(Give up): ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG IT'S USELESS!!!!!!!

>>5160870
>>(Strength) : Turn over the chessboard.

>>5160766
Rin would be fucking creepy, and Sakura and Shinji would be the same person.

>>5160870
(Awesome) Rape the mai-- witches.

>>5160766

What if Activision made Touhou?

>>5160933
Touhous would use guns instead of danmaku

>>5160946

Sanae! Use the Stinger MANPADS to defend the shrine!

>>5160933
Each game would have one level and you can unlock the rest via DLC at only $29.99 each!

>>5160958
SANAE, STAY FROSTY

WE'RE PATCHOULI KNOWLEDGE

>>5160933
They would fire Zun and put some retard in charge of the games.

What if Acclaim made Melty Blood?

>>5160971

SINCE WHEN DOES MARISA CARE ABOUT DANGER CLOSE?!

>>5160990
it would be 3d
on the N64
have a shitty comic tie in

What if ZUN,Ryukishi 07 and Romeo Tanaka wrote FSN?

>>5160999
The art would be even worse

What if Hideo Kojima wrote F/SN.

>>5161165
Shirou would be Kotomine's clone.

>>5161165

nanomachines = mana

suda 51

What if Key wrote F/SN?

>>5161378
Shirou would be a jerk and all the girls would be retarded.

>>5161396
So.....Archer and Shirou switch places?

>>5161427
I'd fund this.

Make Tragic Archer the hero and get him some much needed sex? I'm game.