/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What's the catch?

>She will brutally play with your petite body any way she wants.
That's all I needed to know.
Yes.

You had me at "devour your flesh."

Can't we just go straight forward to the payment instead of waitfing for 4 years?

>>5159716

I don't want to be 9 or in an aristocratic family during Victorian England. No deal.

How does being raped as a disembodied soul work? Because the rest of it sounds hot, but I can't really imagine how this part would play out. Is it basically like normal rape?

>>5159716

As a bit of a folklore enthusiast, I'm having suspicions about this...

>>5159771

It's like normal rape, but no matter how brutal they are you won't die. They can pretty much rip you apart and you will still regenerate really fast. And pain is greater since they are torturing your very soul and not just body.

>>5159793

Hm, nice work if you can get it. Too bad Yukari will never appear in my room ;_;

>>5159804

Don't give up hope.

>>5159804
She might one day.

It's a test guys. She want to see if you are a shikigami material.

>>5159716
I got hard at "break your bones and slowly devour your flesh".
Without that living in a Victorian England would be a bummer, but brutal torture that doesn't leave permanent scars? Sign me in.

>cute little sister 2 years younger than you

Could she look like this
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>>5159716
It looks like most of the people here did not recognize something.
It's not a deal:

She say that she will turn you into a beautiful 9 years old girl from a rich aristocratic family
Then she will break your bones and slowly devour your flesh while you scream in pain and agony.

There's no deal. There's also no way you can stop her.
So, let's put on our sunglasses and enjoy.

>After no more than a grotesquely deformed bloody skeleton is left she will throw your soul into an abyss full of unearthly creatures and horrors that will rape and torture you for a whole month

You know, damnation isn't so bad after the first week.

After that you can relax and look at the cool demons disemboweling you.

>>5159869

>She say that she will turn you into a beautiful 9 years old girl from a rich aristocratic family
Then she will break your bones and slowly devour your flesh while you scream in pain and agony

Pro Tip:

Bring a good book.

Maybe several.

>>5159869

Well you can say you don't want to. But I guess results could be rather terrifying...

Well I could refuse by putting my penis into her anus in a forceful way, but then, out of surprise, I would discover that my penis, by some uncertain magical method, bounced right back in my ass.

>>5159716
Sorry but i would have to decline the deal, since i'm more the type who would like to do the raping and torturing not having them inflected upon me, but the rest sounded nice, oh well.

>>5159881

What would she do, rape me even worse? Her brutality would only make my nipples harder.

I say bring it on, gapbitch.

>>5159859

You don't want to be a spoiled high class loli during the golden age of gothic lolitas? Seriously?

I like my life as is.

One of you guys can do it, I'll take one for the team.

Will I still be the little girl when I'm raped and tortured for months?

If so, yes.

>>5159906

I... really... don't know about this. Not up my alley. Victorian England was good for other stuff too.

Can't I be a refined and beautiful 25 years old engineer instead?

>>5159936
>female engineer

What's the point of becoming a loli if I can't sex up other lolis as well?
And Victorian England isn't exactly the type of place to allow something like that.

Mephistophilis did this better, by the way.

Yukari doesn't even give you a cool scar. You'd think SHE'D care about aesthetics, but nooooo.....

>>5159946
>You will be able to do anything you want and your family won't hate you no matter what you do.

I'm pretty sure that means you can.

>>5159906
Well, if it's the fictitious, idealized Victorian England, then sure.
But I don't think even I am masochistic enough to completely enjoy living in the real one.

>>5159716
Uh. I'll pass.

Only if each time I turn into a loli I go to a different era and can choose the location. My life would be awesome.

>>5159947
What would she do?

tattoo your ass with a bullet pattern?

Hey worms I have a better deal. You will be turned into a little girl and raped by tentacles, bugs, demons, animals and countless other creatures for a year. How about that?

>>5159965

Well, in the The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus, after making a Pact with Lucifer, Faust gets the words 'Homo, fuge!' scarred into his flesh as a reminder, which is Latin.

And Latin, as we all know, makes anything super-cool. You hear it in the movies when something bad is about to happen. And let's not forget the video-games where Ominous Latin Chanting precedes something horrific.

Maybe Yukari could inscribe an upside-down Cross or the Baphomet on your back if she's not into Latin.

>>5159965
that'd be awesome, I'd love to have an animated version of border of wave and particle on my ass

>>5159979
ANIMATED.
DANMAKU.
TATOO.

'nuff said

>>5159976

Lame. Curl up with a copy of Dante's Inferno and think up more arousing punishments, like chopping people from throat to penis and then forcing them to run around in circles with their guts hanging out.

>>5159716
Sorry, I'm from /tg/, so my first thought was, "So I have four years of prep,and a large amount of wealth at my disposal? Hmm... Chances are that I'd be able to learn enough lore (daemonology/occult) to either bend her to my service, or somehow otherwise wriggle out of the bad part of the deal.
Also, /tg/ wants to be the little girl.

>>5159979
Liberate tutame ex inferis?

>>5160006

Event Horizon was such an awesome movie.

>>5159716
What? No. HELL no. Get out of my house.

I have no qualms about pain as long as it doesn't have any sequels.
Where do I sign?

>>5159947

You will get a demonic eye. How about that?

>9 year old girl

>Aristocratic family

>Victorian England

Fuck no; you have a very odd idea of how life was like for children and especially female children in upper class society during the Victorian period.

While it's nicer then being a female child at other levels of society, it's still not nice.

>>5159998
And if you fail, you get an infinite number of tries!

>>5160027
Wouldn't this eventually turn you into a Youkai?

>>5160022

Does it cry foul-smelling, acidic black blood?
Are the Names of the Archdemons scribed upon the lid?

>>5160039
No, but it shoots lasers and shit.

/jp/ is masochistic? I had no idea.

>>5159998

That's impossible man. You just can't outsmart Yukari. Bitch would love every second of your futile struggle to escape your fate. I think that's her plan in the first place.

>>5160042
Does it shoot shit-lasers?

>>5160049

>>5160049
Which is what makes it all the more rewarding when after several thousand years you finally make her your bitch.

>>5160054
No that would be silly. Thats what the demonic anus you get is for.

>>5160025

It was a paradise. Unless your parents were bastards, but that's not the case here.

>>5160064
You think /jp/'s weak-ass mind would stay sane after even one of these sessions?

>. She say that she will turn you into a beautiful 9 years old girl from a rich aristocratic family during Victorian Age England

So, for a full year...
No internet. No 4chan. No visual novels. No anime. No video games. No graphic novels. No programming. No dolls. No porn. No TV. No videos. No well-established scientific advancements I can fap over. No Japanese imports?

>>5160087
I'm saying nobody on /jp/ was ever totally sane to begin with.

>>5160088
more like 4 years

>>5160088

You might get the great exhibition at the Crystal Palace...

>>5160088
Just a staunch Christian upbringing, strict tutelage on how to conform and act in Victorian society, reading Psalms and learning how to sew with a high chance of contracting cholera, typhoid or tuberculosis; and no fancy, frilly dresses as spoiling the child ruins it.

>>5160088
Exactly! What would I do if I got a craving to play me some Mario Bros? No, this deal would work better if it was modern day, and you got to be a bit older.

>>5160107

There's also the famed Victorian orgies.

And there's always some prostitutes to kill. I, for one, would try to become a new little-girl Jane The Ripper.

My calling card would be the livers and eyeballs of my victims.

>>5160088

Yeah. But you will have better things to do.

>>5160013
here.
Posting again to accent how much I would disagree.

>>5160111
>Your parents will love and spoil you.
>Every day of your life will be full of joy and happiness.
>You will be able to do anything you want and your family won't hate you no matter what you do.

>>5160111

Read it again. You can fuck your butlers and have lesbian orgies with your friends.

Are the terms listed in the first part at all negotiable? Could I, for example, get to meet Edward Elric instead of the little sister thing?

>>5160156

Oh yes you can. The more you will regret loosing it all at the end the better.

>>5160064

Your resistance only make her nipples harder.

>>5160191
I don't do regret.

>>5160191

You know, I'd rather just fuck her relentlessly for the time before she decides to destroy me. Is that possible?

>>5160156
Better yet, can I meet Haruko? I mean instead of the whole first part. She could probably save me from the second part, anyway.

>>5160214
Especially if she ever actually caught Atomsk. (Yes this is the same guy)

>>5159979
I've read Faust.

it was less awesome than expected in the same fashion as paradise lost.

>>5160116

>>5160230
Why, Japan?

>>5160105
That was a typo. I meant 4 years.

>>5160208

You want to fuck Cthulhu? Good luck.

>>5160239
Because its awesome?

That manga is basically yuri twilight fate/stay night.

>>5160191
>Oh yes you can. The more you will regret loosing it all at the end the better.
FYI: This is not OP.
It contradicts this part:
>After that, if any of your sanity is left, she will propose you another deal no worse than the first one.

>>5160246
Sauce please.

After several deals, you will get used to the pain she inflicts on you. Even with your flesh devoured, and your soul ravaged, you will being to lie limp, lifeless, and bored until the next deal. Losing her interest in you, since you no longer write in pain due to neither torture nor what you have lost, she doesn't do anything to you this time. She simply grabs you and holds you close, and whispers into your ear. You start crying. You have learned to endure the pain and torment inflicted upon you, but what about the pain you inflicted on those dear to you, in your many lives and incarnations? You forgot about them, what about the terrible things you did to them, even though they all loved you unconditionally. All the people you grew close to, enjoying every day of your lives. Think about what you did to them when you were taken away, and how you broke their hearts. /think about how no matter how many times you repeat this endless cycle, you will never know anyone for more than three year, and you will hurt everyone you will ever meet. There is no such thing as a lasting relationship for you, only painful ephemeral memories. Only you hurting the people who loved you in the end. Only you being ripped away from the people you loved in the end, eternally. You are alone.

Yukari holds you tighter, there is only Yukari, and she grins.

Is the screaming "in pain and agony" absolutely nescessary? I'd really rather just let it happen.

>>5160254
http://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=17693

>>5160259
Four years

>>5160243
Cthulhu is too low-tier to be Yukari, actually.

>>5160259
This sounds ALOT like what Mokou had to put up with.
Except for three years, it will be an eternity for her

>>5160265
Well, fuck.

>>5160246
>Yuri
Awesome!
>Fate/Stay Night
Awesome!
>Twilight
Aaaaaaand I think I'll pass.

>>5160288
It was a joke.

After several deals, you will get used to the pain she inflicts on you. Even with your flesh devoured, and your soul ravaged, you will being to lie limp, lifeless, and bored until the next deal. Losing her interest in you, since you no longer writhe in pain due to neither torture nor the life you have lost, she doesn't do anything to you this time. She simply grabs you and holds you close, and whispers into your ear. You start crying. You have learned to endure the pain and torment inflicted upon you, but what about the pain you inflicted on those dear to you, in your many lives and incarnations? You forgot about them, what about the terrible things you did to them, even though they all loved you unconditionally. All the people you grew close to, enjoying every day of your lives. Think about what you did to them when you were taken away, and how you broke their hearts. Think about how no matter how many times you repeat this endless cycle, you will never know anyone for more than four years, and you will hurt everyone you will ever meet. There is no such thing as a lasting relationship for you, only painful ephemeral memories. Only you hurting the people who loved you in the end. Only you being ripped away from the people you loved in the end. Eternally. You are alone.

Yukari holds you tighter, there is only Yukari, and she grins.

>>5160259
>Yukari holds you tighter, there is only Yukari, and she grins.
I'm fine with this. Or rather, I wouldn't want anything else in this scenario, in the long run.
Not to mention, knowing that you're going to disappear makes it pretty easy to make it bearable for those around you.

>>5160288
Agreed.

>>5160246
>twilight
THERE ARE FEMALES ON /JP/??

I bet there is at least a dozen of people she do such things to. Granting them the lives they dream about and then enjoying stripping them of them.

>>5160317
Nope just queers. DON'T BELIEVE THEIR LIES.

>>5160308
You don't know why Yukari grins. Surely it can't be anything good. And sure it will be easy on your after several times, but not on those around you.

>>5160317
There are no girls on the internet. No Exceptions.

This doesn't sound like such an awesome deal. I'll pass.

>>5160208

>>5160259
But, isn't you being pulled away from people eventually the same either way?
We all die and make people suffer eventually.
Furthermore, we only live these peoples live s for 3 years, when they're older than 3 when you start out.
Clearly, the young girl is a separate entity from you, and her life is not dependant on her body containing your soul.

>>5160351
Kinda sucks for her if you take the deal then, doesn't it?

>>5160373
Yet, when you live as her, her life allows you to be perfectly happy and you can do anything you want.
If this is true, if you need not be told how to live her life and your parents won't mind, wouldn't be the same for her when she returns to her life?

>>5160383
Yes, but what happens to her while you've got it?

>>5160351
You have to suffer it multiple times, not to mention you aren't actually dead. Just dead to them, and them dead to you. Either you are replacing a girl, or Yukari has altered the universe for you, to make you 9, and to put you in a family.

>>5160383
Flesh gets devoured. You have killed a little girl.

>>5160391
Well nothing she'd...
>deformed bloody skeleton
...
Oh.
Yeah, I'm not good paying attention.

>>5160404
You murdered a loli!!!!

>>5160415
Murderer!

>>5160415
>>5160423
Damn my ADHD.

I just realized while reading this: /jp/ is so awesome!

>>5160448
I realized that /jp/ is maso as hell.
I mean god damn.

>>5159716
I'd accept.
And die the day before payment is due.

>>5160396
>>5160259
It's not necessarily true that you have to suffer that fate multiple times.
OP only said
>she will propose you another deal no worse than the first one.

>>5160457
I mean that we can have a conversation like this and Nobody Thinks It's Wierd! (I am such a newfag.)

For all the little girls you murdered just to have fun. For all the humans you consumed to sate your gluttony. For all the dreams you shattered for no reason at all. You will end up in Hell one day Yukari. And then you will be the one on the receiving end.

>>5160467
What if you decline the second deal? Do you die or what?

Well shit, why the hell not?

I mean, having my petite body played with any way isn't that bad. And I mean, getting eaten alive must hurt like hell, but it's not like horrors can rape me if I'm willing!

And if I survive, who's to say I won't have gained some kind of awesome hellspawned power from enduring a month of hellish torture and semi consensual rape?

>>5160478
Na. You stay in hell.

>>5160489
Then why would she even need to ask after the first? Who would say no with that as the alternative?

>>5160495
This guy, maybe?

>>5160506
He'd probably just blast her.

>>5160495
That's the idea.

>>5160489
..Um, in other words, you die.

>>5160495
For the fuck of it.
It's all part of the little choice game she's been playing with you from the beginning.
She's Yukari remember?
She doesn't really need a reason.

>>5160303
Inspiration for bedtime fantasizing! I thank you for this precious gift.

>>5160462

Oh my. But then you will end in the abyss I prepared for you for all eternity. I guess I should have mentioned that.

>>5160478

Yes you will just die. But I wonder how will Yamas judge those who pact with youkai.

>>5160531
Excellant Point.

>>5160549
You're an excellant Point.

>>5160542
They judge them favorably?

>>5160541
>bedtime
Where the hell do you live?

>>5160542
It probably depends on the nature of the Pact. I'd say this would be pretty bad, but you could always just beg for mercy, maybe start crying, and hope he's the same one as in DBZ.

Well, this thread certainly ground to a screeching halt.

Whatever for?

Makes me wonder if Reimu didn't make some deal with Yukari to get the position she is currently in. Perhaps soon the time will come for her to pay the price.

>>5160574

She's paying the price every night. If you know what I mean.

>>5160574
No. Shut up. No. That is a terrible idea. You should feel terrible for coming up with such a terrible idea.

>>5160574
Maybe she paid in advance.

>>5160582
So in exchange for getting to fly and shoot pretty bullets at Youkai while bossing them around, she gets ravaged every night by a tentacle monster?

>>5160572
I suppose the people who just saw it, like me, can't think of anything interesting to say because we'd pick "no". Granted that might not change things, but eh.

When you're arguing with a rock like "Yukari wins, end of story", you run out of things to say.

This thread has long exhausted anything interesting.

>>5160570

Bad idea. You should act like a real man and try to impress them.

I decline any deal that involves me living in the past.

>>5160574
Yukari already staked her existence on ensuring everlasting peace in Gensokyo. Anything she did to help Reimu would be to save her own skin.

>>5160591
No.
Nonononononononono.
Stop talking.

I mean, Reimu somehow is able to rule over Gensokyo, messing with whoever she wants, making them her bitch. Its like a fantasy. This just reeks of deal with the devil.

>>5160591
No, she gets ravaged every night by Yukari.
Learn to Touhou.

Depends. Is there any way I could convince her to sing "Sympathy for The Devil"?

>>5160610
...
Actually, not really.

>>5160610
>Its like a fantasy.
You might be on to something here.

>>5160594

So let's say you can live 3 years of your dream life. You can pick anyone, anywhere, anytime you want. Payment is the same.

Do you agree?

I even wrote a pretty long post, but you turned it into "you're screwed up no matter what you do" in the meantime and made it boring.
If you're acting against your will with endless hell as an alternative, how the fuck would that even be amusing for Yukari? Not to mention, there's no point discussing it either, since you're screwed up no matter what you do.
If the devil doesn't play by the rules at all, then there's no point selling your soul.
...and this thread started so interesting.
Well, have fun, I'm off to bed. If Yukari will turn up in my dreams to offer me a deal, I'll get back to you to let you know what I chose.
Take it easy.

>>5160646
Done, in an instant, absolutely, no hesitation. (Of course my dream life would involve beating evil deities down to nothing, so.... joke's on her)

>>5160646
What if my dream life is beating the shit out of Yukari 24/7?

>>5160646
Knowing it all ends in pain and suffering in 3 years? Absolutly not.
If I want a good life, I'll make one myself.

>>5160631

>>5160682
Fine, but remember, it only lasts three years (unless you actually destroy her). You'll pay for every punch.

>>5160646
>>5160689
Eternal pain and suffering, at that.
This isn't really a tough decision for anyone with a shred of self-respect.

But this is /jp/ so we're the minority.

>>5160682

She will make Ran cosplay her?

>>5160705
Oh, but it will be worth it.

>>5160646
But, my idle three year life is having Yukari continously rape my petite body any way she wants.Then she will break all my bones and slowly devour my flesh while I scream in pain and agony. After no more than a grotesquely deformed bloody skeleton is left she will throw my soul into an abyss full of unearthly creatures and horrors that will rape and torture me for a month.
Then repeat this process over and over again.

>>5160646
I pick Shiki
Wonder what will happen to Yukari after that.

>>5160634
Oh White Reimu you silly emo, you.

"After that, if any of your sanity is left"
Who says any is left NOW?

>>5160710

3 years of awesome life for a month of hellish suffering. I'd say it's worth it. And who cares you would become her toy for all eternity. Maybe she will even make you her shikigami after some time.

You wake up in Gensokyo, and by some miracle you're still alive and pretty much in one piece, but just as mundane as ever. You are in the Garden of the Sun, and unfortunately for you, Yuka has already found you.

She asks you how you want to die.
What do you say?

>>5160777
I would like to die by the crushing weight of time after a life long lived.

>>5160777
"A long time from now"
Hopefully she'll think it's funny?

>>5160777

I would like to die from old age after living my life as her best friend and lover.

>>5160786
Of course, she'd probably drop a clock on me.

>>5160777
Why would Yuka bother with some lowly human?
She'd just throw you out, and if you're lucky you'll die instantly as your neck snaps when you fall.
But you'll probably hobble away in shame, only to be eaten by some random stage-1-tier youkai.

>>5160777
>Peacefully, in my sleep, of old age.
>...do I know you? You look really familiar.

>>5160777
"After seeing Tenchi Misaki finally choose just one girl."
Even She couldn't make that happen.

>>5160786
>>5160796
Ah, a Pascal's wager or something to that effect? Pray for the best case scenario, I guess.

It all depends on what flavor of Gensokyo you wind up in. There is a chance you gambit pays off in some way. There's also a chance you never had a choice.

After all, Yuka lies quite a bit.

>>5160777
FUCK YOU BIATCH EAT SOME γ-RAYS AND DIE

>>5160813
Variety is the spice of life!

Really, though, the best thing you can do is choose to run headlong into a Master Spark. Might as well look good if you're inevitably going to die anyway.

>>5160777

I would kiss her. At least I would try...

>>5160714
So your dream life is essentially to get into a 3 year fight with Yukari because you hate her and lose horribly?

Also, Yukari isn't a Genie.
She wouldn't agree to conditions that would mean she'd suffer for a prolonged period of time.
Every thing would be to her advantage, either for entertainment, or just sheerly for benefit.
Even if she said it could be anything, she'd playfully and directly contradict it if you tried to take too much advantage out of it.

>>5159716
>Do you agree?
Yes.

>>5160777
I would like to be killed by Majin Buu, because then I know I'm coming back!

>>5160856
The hilarious thing is that she can just manipulate the border of reality and fantasy and then everything you would try to do is ultimately useless... because it never really happened.

>>5160856

This. Bitch is just doing it for fun. Try to get a good deal without trying to be too smart since she would just fuck you up worse that you could ever imagine.

>>5160880
It's Gensokyo.
Assuming that you arrive there in one piece, you do have a soul, and you're most likely going to some sort of afterlife, so it's not that bad.

But she might be able to arrange for you to be killed by Majin BOO!.

About the border deal with Yukari, theres not much canon about that "border" thing besides just making portals. I'm pretty sure thats all that she has, although its still a pretty amazing ability.(Besides the common ability to shoot lazers and fly)

>>5159716
>>5160646

way to piss me off, yukari...

silence, maggot
>>5159976

>>5160901
"Her manipulation of boundaries even affect illusion and reality, or the fictional and the actual. "

Although it could be just hype, yeah.

>>5160900
If she can't do it, then she can't do it. not my fault.

>>5160901
You need to read more side-material.
Such as SSiB, CoLA, etc.

>>5160926
Yeah.
As a consolation prize, however, you get an umbrella through the face.
Looks like you were today's winner after all.

>>5160777
"mundane"? ME? I'm on /jp/ for crying out loud!!

>>5160777
Humans have nothing to fear from canon yuka unless you make a point of pissing her off, and I wouldn't want to live if I ended up in fanon gensokyo anyway.

>>5160631
Did anyone ever really answer this?

>>5160964
Non-magical, then.

>>5160976
Even though I was the one who posted that, I agree with you.

>>5160976
You're awfully quick to wish for death. Some fanon Gensokyo are pretty swell.

The victorian england or being a 9 year old girl didn't interest me. I need other options.

>>5161012
I guess you're right, not all fanon is terrible, a lot of it is though.

>>5160833
..And then she stabs you with an umbrella.

>>5161012
Then again if I killed myself out of hatred for what my fellow man has created I could come back as a youkai, so even bad fanon gensokyo wouldn't be all bad.

>>5160813
>implying we couldn't take a stage 1 youkai.

>>5161217
>implying that Nazrin wouldn't eat you alive with her mice. Or that most humans in Gensokyo wouldn't fear Letty in the winter. Or that Wriggle and Yamame can't give you several lethal diseases.

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You gotta be fucking kidding me.

>>5161250
Nazrin is a pretty poor representative for stage 1 youkai. Way too powerful.

>>5160856
>So your dream life is essentially to get into a 3 year fight with Yukari because you hate her and lose horribly?
My dream would be to get into a long, unwinnable fight with Yukari because I love her.

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>>5161423
no one knows

>>5161423
>82x126

>>5161435
Looks like he saved the thumb, Moses.

>>5161423
/jp/

When I got off the computer last night this thread had like ten replies and all in all it was a small, mildly amusing thread.

Then I get on now and there's this train wreck of awesome. I'm sad I missed an awesome thread, but still, thank you /jp/.