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Flan is such a good and polite girl

I would shit myself if I saw this. then laugh because I know I'm about to die.

welcometomybeautifulkillingchamber.png

>>5149184
it's true.

Remilia is gonna rape you if not try to eat you outright, Flandre wants to "play" with you, and we all know where that leads us, Patchouli probably want's to use you for an experiment, Koa is with patchouli, and Meiling and Sakuya are there to make sure you don't run away. all in all anyone's fucked for entering that room.

Enter room.

Enjoy teaparty.

>>5149214
you become the "tea" and "cakes". would be an enjoyable end in a way.

>>5149222

NO.

Not Umineko. It's Touhou.

>>5149226
Dont think you'd be devoured by the residents of SDM?
You dont know SHIT about Touhou

>>5149226
remi=34
patchy=bern
koa=erika

i say its close enough

>>5149161
"I bring great secrets of Library Science!"

>>5149236

In ZUN universe nobody dies.

>>5149237
meiling=battler
sakuya=shannon

Tell me anon, what kinda cake would you be?

I'd be a Vanilla strawberry cake, with chocolate icing and red sprinkles.

>>5149246
yuyuko

>>5149226
The SDM kitchen staff are extremely skilled at making many beautiful dishes from the ingredients the mistresses need. Flandre doesn't even realise she's eating human flesh and blood. This is canon.

>>5149250

Her spirit is still alive

>>5149251
i wonder how she would react if she found out where her food comes from.

>>5149246
Mima.

>>5149249
Strawberry cheesecake, with chocolate sprinkles
With lots of strawberries

>>5149253
myouren then

>>5149256
;_;

>>5149256

Again, the spirit is still alive

>>5149255
It would be an unexpected delight, of course. Just because she's a yandere loli with the most tenuous connection to reality doesn't mean she's not a flesh-hungry monster at heart.

>>5149259

Not a Gensokyo character , does not count

>>5149251
Source for this claim?

>>5149271
Can you say that in red?

>>5149274
touhou.wikia.com

Knock yourself out~

How would you survive this if you werent a mahou shoujo

>>5149271
Youki konpaku then

>>5149287
Begging works best in times like these.

>>5149287

Offer my services as a love slave.

>>5149299
"please, if you're going to kill me, rape me first!"

>>5149274
>>5149283
More specifically it's in her EoSD profile.
And I would be a tiramisu.

>>5149251
It is a canon ASSUMPTION.

>>5149161
That's a big little devil.

>>5149304
I would tear off my own cloths screaming "Get it over with!", go out laughing like Kinzo.

>>5149288

wut.

as far as i know he's just retired.
probably he's Half Ghost like Youmu.

>>5149326
No one has seen or heard from him in forever. and a Konpaku's body does age(and if it does age it should eventually die), leaving only the myon. if that's not classified as death than no one that's 6 feet under is dead.

>>5149334

He isn't dead yet. My statement is still true.

>>5149339
than by my previous statement Yuyutits is dead. he body is under the Sakura tree in her garden. she's already been judged by Shiki. she's dead.

and all the Youkai? they had to come from somewhere, Parsee died when she harbored an insane amount of jealousy. thus becoming a Youkai of jealousy.

so in Zun's universe. people still die. just the ones we know have already died before we knew them or are still alive.

>>5149354
>he body

whoops, I meant her

>>5149354
>Parsee died
I knew it!

>>5149354
You don't have to die to become a youkai.

>>5149375
Ok true, and I just read Parsee's profile. she just became a Youkai

but even then. in Zun's universe. people have died. Yuyuko is dead but her spirit remains, but she is still dead. same thing is true for Mima. she is Dead, her spirit can interact with the living but she is dead.

In touhou people don't die when they are killed. /thread

welcum

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I'd prefer this kind of greeting.

>>5149405
oh my go-HHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGG!!

>>5149431

>>5149405
>Flandre
>Boobs

>>5149436
He will get eaten. Literally.

>>5149441
>Flandre
>Boobs

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>>5149441

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>>5149305
Oh, it's just blood. What was I thinking, a little blood won't hurt me, hahaha.

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>>5149431
>>5149436
Guess you already know what I want from you~

>>5149471
The art isn't so bad, but it's Meiling and Flandre on one guy so there isn't much to complain about.

http://www.mediafire.com/?thmzjtmfuyy

>>5149483
Thanks a lot. I was actually hoping Koa, but oh well.

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>>5149483
Give me a Koa doujin.

>>5149537
What/who should it contain? Except Koakuma that is?

"Welp, gonna die anyway."

*Ziiiip*

*Fapfapfapfap*

>>5149553
Doesn't matter.

As long as there is a focus on Koa.

>>5149405
Missing someone..;_;

>>5149575
Dirty, or nice? The latter, check out this:
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/1233

The former, go look at Reverse Noise's works.

>>5149575
Here's two Koas.

http://www.mediafire.com/?iyzn1zt0glt
http://www.mediafire.com/?nkmmag5lmzl

>>5149628

First one don't work.

If I'm gonna die then at least I'll get killed by my fav... "Flan-chan oide~~"

>>5149641
Works just fine for me.

Welcome to the Mansion

>>5149659
Either we have flat chests or downright titanically large breasts.

Middle grounds are for faggots anyway.

>>5149659
I'd rather be killed by Sakuya

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>>5149641
Looks like both download links work. And both those are delicious sexy Koa.

>>5149659

I'm not sure about the rest of them, but I'm pretty sure Sakuya's are fake.

>>5149659

wat

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

Meiling, any more light hearted doujins you would recommend? Preferably with SDM cast.

>>5149659

>>5149834

Dude

you guys

>>5149483
Just downloaded and looked at the doujin. It was a freaking joke. Are those first two pages posted here translated? If not, could someone here translate them? Those are the only pages that's dialogue could possibly be of interest.

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Prepare to die.

>>5150293
It bothers me how ridiculously long their legs are

>>5150347

Entire team is babies.

>>5150347
Now they look how they act.

>>5150361
Long legs are sexy. I would love to lick China's.

>>5150293

Can't decide between Sakuya and Koa...

I'd enter the mansion with the goal of having sex with each one :3

>>5150402
You'd better hope to end up in Slutsokyo, or your "goal" will be cut short, probably at "I got killed upon entry"

>>5149814
I presume you have read all the classic ones? By here I mean Halo of Yago, some FlipFlops (not counting the SDM retelling) etc.?

>>5150407

Slutsokyo is the real Gensokyo. All of that talk about eating people is just a thinly veiled metaphor.

>>5150419

No, that's not Real Gensokyo.

Let me tell you about Real Gensokyo.

In real Gensokyo, you wake up in a small apartment in Japan. You are a forty-year-old virgin, you drink beer every day all day to ward off the crushing depression, loneliness, and despair. You wear funny hats to cheer yourself up, drink tea sometimes, and sometimes when you get really drunk, you throw up on the keyboard and a game comes out of your computer.

>>5149814
Catch this:
http://www.mediafire.com/?vomz2nnmjz4
http://www.mediafire.com/?iynwxtynbzy

If I still worked for Voile I would make sure their SDM doujins got edited faster. The problem is that now I really want to release them under my own banner.

>>5150493
Sounds kinda like my dad

>>5150413
A bit. I'm not really familiar with them. I usually picked artists like Chado over light hearted stuff. I need something that isn't nightmare fuel or plain retarded like Dioxin. RedRing and Treasure was a fun read for instance.

>>5150503
Thank you.

>>5150605
There is good non-nightmare fuel non-retarded translated Touhou doujin around.

I have no idea how much you've read but if you've got time I recommend you just scroll around the comics section of the wikia trying stuff out untill you find stuff you like. It's fun.

>>5150610
Have you read this as well?

http://www.mediafire.com/?doo40eynxjy

>>5149667
That's because Kloah turns flat-chested lolis into shotas and amplifies even the smallest hint of breasts into something massive. So Remi and Flan have penises should you remove their dresses.

>>5150618
I guess I'll do that, just needed a good head start since stuff I ended up with a long time ago just made me dislike all the non serious doujins in general.

>>5150643
No, links you provided will keep me occupied for some time. Again, thanks.

Excuse for jumping in but while we're still on the topic of Touhou Doujinshi I'd just like to ask one thing

Is there and archive of sorts (no matter the size) that has translated Touhou doujin that is not the Wikia, Voilé, Danbooru or Wings of Yuri that contains work-safe or at least tasteful non work-safe works?

If not, is there a similar thing for RAWs?

>>5150710

Doubtful, but they're out there. I actually found the two Kaguya/Mokou things on here by googling and it led me to a database of different yuri doujins, and a sizeable amount of them were Touhou with labels on both SFW and NSFW works.

>>5150749
>>5150710 Here. I found this archive
http://www.mediafire.com/touhouyuriraw

a while back thought his place, and I quite liked it. So I got curious as to whether or not there are other small goldmines like it out there. I'd try googling, but I honestly don't have the time to wander though countless of pages before finding anything worthwhile, so I though I might as well ask while we're at it. Oh well.

>>5150710
There's my archive. It mostly has H stuff in it.
http://www.mediafire.com/zeniththeone

>>5150785
Thank you very much, I appreciate it. I'll take a more proper look when I'm less busy.

I remember one doujin where Miling is flirting (dating) some anon, and Sakuya gets jealous. Anybody remembers the name?

>>5151012
[Pigeon Blood] Partiality Issues of Scarlet Devil

age

There was some kind of doujin, it was split into 2, one half is Cirno getting caught by men, the other is some other Touhou girl (probably Daiyousei) getting caught by random men. Both are the same story from the perspective of each victim they meet at the very end.

Does anyone still remember the name or author/circle? It's untranslated.

>>5157340
You might mean this one with Cirno and Daiyousei:
[Kusaba Shiki] Midori Kari

Or these two books which make one complete story with Rumia and Cirno:
[Zenra Yashiki] Tanoshii Cirno no Okashi Kata
[Zenra Yashiki] Tanoshii Rumia no Okashi Kata

Look for them in my mediafire share key:
http://www.mediafire.com/zeniththeone

I'm uploading the first one since it was missing.

>>5157388

Thanks Meiling, it was the Cirno/Rumia one.

>>5150503
>>5150643
Those were hilarious, I especially liked [Makegumi Club Audume] out of the ones you posted.

>>5157489
You should go read: [Pigeon Blood] Partiality Issues of Scarlet Devil, that I mentioned in this thread before. It should be in my Touhou non-h folder on the mediafire sharekey. I might upload some more Pigeon Blood later on. The circle made a lot of touching Meiling x Sakuya stories.

To keep you busy you should probably read both Acting on Instnict doujins by Hiroyuki that were released not too long ago.

>>5157532
Will do.

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