/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Seems entertaining. But I can't understand a word.

>>5147818
lol, erection.

>>5147818
>>5147825
What is going on in these images?

>>5147845
People are licking wings. Cirno's wings are ice, and therefore people get stuck to them.

>Erektioni

>>5147818
Hoha! It is finnish!

I cant translate that stuff for you if you want to.

>>5147880
can* god i am so tired...

>>5147880
By all means, please do.

>>5147818
Where the hell did you get this anyway?

mitä tämä on minä en edes

>>5147890
It is from left to right, in western style.

I have recently pondered...
...What would flandre's wings taste like?
Today i am going to find it out.

Tasting Flan's wings went quite well.
Ah! My tongue got stuck..!

And in OP's text there reads, my erection.

Second one... Quite obligatory.

>>5147914
YOu missed what flan's wings tasted like

>>5147938
lemon

I've always loved the idea of Touhous licking Cirno's wings and getting stuck while she obliviously drags them wherever she goes.

>>5147985
That's just plain hideous.

>>5147914
What's SITRUUNALTA means?
also, what language is this?

>>5148010
Oh sorry forgot that...
It would mean, lemon.
Sitruuna=lemon

>>5148026
Citron=sitruuna... yeep

finnish touhou, not so good

>>5148060
The art is amusing.
I'd like to see more but danbooru doesn't have source on these.
Anyone here know?

What a charming and light-hearted comic.

>>5148175
Exactly!

Oh look, a samefag thread.

Thanks for this OP, I never thought wing licking could be that funny.

>>5147825
I'll translate the second comic, then:

ahh...ah...aaa~~
ah! meh...meh...!

>>5148248
>Z
>ahh...ah...aaa~~
>ah! meh...meh...!
ftfy

Can't unhear finnish speaking Touhou's ffff

UOOOOHHHH BEATO KATSO EREKTIONI

>>5148747
No....just...no

I'm quite pleased I was actually able to read it, as my grasp of Finnish is horrible.

Reportoin lankanne.

>>5147818
Where is this from?

>>5148777
If you're not a native I applaud thee for even trying.

>>5148796
Kuvalauta, a finnish imageboard.

>>5148805
Finnish is my second mother tongue, so I really should know it much better.

Heh heh, olenpas hauska ja vitsikäs käyttäessäni omaa (kuu)kieltäni tällä englanninkielisellä kuvalaudalla.

>>5148814
:(
Could you ask
>>>/a/61988
>>>/a/62588
for more of his artstyle? I wanted but <

I don't know a word Finnish, but from the word I am guessing the 4th panel says "lemon taste" or something like that? Remy wants to find out what Flandre's wings taste like and when she tries Cirno's her tongue gets stuck, probably.

>>5148902
You can read the thread, you know!

>>5147818
>>5147825
Cool!

>>5148909
Yeah, I found out after posting.

Anyway, there should be Touhou animations with Finnish voices.

>>5148923
>Finnish voices.
???
What do finish sound like?
Was levans polka finnish?

why is there so much fan art for a small handful of games where all you do is hold down the fire button and dodge bullets

>>5148937
Finnish with a lot of gibberish thrown in.

>>5148937
>What do finish sound like?
It gets annoying really fast if you tend to listen to it over a longer period of time. When I was playing WoW a couple of years back I had to endure this Finnish "ear rape" on a daily basis.

oh theres an anime never mind

>>5148950
>>5148952
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45thdX1zJso
I found this but I don't know, finnish sounds like a 7yo boy.

>>5148952
I would imagine that this holds for any language you don't understand. I had a similar experience with German. After a while the constant nonsensical babble gets on your nerves.

Finnish sounds like the screams of dying Soviets.

>>5148967
But Japanese doesn't? Right. Ultra-weeaboo.

>>5148971
Watch your mouth there, damn otaku.
Take your grievances to /int/.

>>5148953
The anime, which themselves are fanworks (there are two, actually, although people generally don't want to talk about Hoshi no Kioku), haven't really had a large impact on fandom.

>>5148937
It doesn't really give you a good idea what Finnish sounds like since it uses a rather obscure dialect and the whole chorus is something you could call scat I guess.

>>5148923
>Touhou animations with Finnish voices.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR0jEOXqL04
OH GOD NO!!

>>5148978
>the whole chorus is something you could call scat I guess

>>5148967
No. I don't understand Spanish or French but the way they both sound is soothing to my ears. Finnish is just "ugly". This coming from a former linguistics student. I should be using descriptive means to present my point of view about it but, I don't want to go into details why it makes my blood boil.

>>5148987
And yet Finnish women are so beautiful.

>>5148983
Hmm, I like it, actually.

>>5148987
Because you're an idiot, I guess.

>>5148984
What? If you don't like the word just call it improvised singing or something.

>>5148987
I'll have to agree that spoken Finnish does sound horrible. Nobody speaks proper Finnish and the language just gets gang raped everywhere. There's basically two different languages: the written one and the spoken one. And then a whole lot of dialects, some of which are almost unintelligible.

Well this has nothing to do with /jp/, sorry about that.

>>5148987
I really hate it when people say entire languages that they don't speak or don't speak well sound bad.
Does English sound bad to you as well?
Does it sound like *anything* to you?
It's such a stupid reason to hate a language.
If anything, language should be judged by practicality and efficiency.. but even then, that's stupid because it obviously works pretty damn well.

>>5149018
>dan sucker

>>5149021
How about people don't judge languages at all? It's not like someone had a choice in learning it.

Hong is just a shitposter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn6GJmDjzGc&feature=related

Why are finfags so obsessed with black licorice? And that salmiak shit. It tastes like crude oil.

>>5149018
Oh god that was lame on so many levels...

>>5149018
>>5149028
I don't get it, please explain.
>>5149017
scat?

>>5149024
That's what I was effectively saying.

>If *anything*, language should be judged by practicality and efficiency.. *but* even then, *that's stupid* because it *obviously works* pretty damn well.

>>5149033
Scat is a form of singing where people make up words on the fly.

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>>5149036
Like Scatman John.

>>5149038
OHHHhh!
Now i get it.

And here I was thinking the scatman merely like eating shit.

>>5149033
Sirkku is a girl's name and a sugar brand.

>>5149043
ok... what was suwako saying then?

>>5149033
Cirno is often called Sirkku on Kuvalauta, since it's a finnish girl's name which sounds similar. Also, a brand of sugar.

It's a joke on this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUBbigtfCWs

>>5149026
Hey I love my ammonium chloride.

>>5149043
Sirkku is also a mantis, which frogs like to eat.

The word is inflected in Suwackos sentence in the same way the sugar cube product's name is. Har-har.

>>5149026
Perhaps because it's readily available? You learn to like almost everything if you eat it often enough.

>>5149048
I see, thanks for the explanation.

>>5149081
pad

>>5149081
Have fun translating and explaining that one. Then translating and explaining the video it's a parody of. tl;dr translation: pad

Also these seem to get progressively worse. Should have left it at >>5147818 and >>5147825.

>>5149107
Haters gonna hate.

>>5149107
I think that was the artist's first one, unless I have missed something.

>>5149081
I hate myself for getting the joke and actually laughing

>>5149081
The facial expressions in the last panel are fantastic.

>>5149081
Why did I laugh?
ohgodwhathaveidone.jpg

>>5149081
One of those midnight programs where you call and guess a word to win $500?
>>5149128
at least you get it.
;_;

Would someone care to explain?

So this is the new Walfas?

>>5149292
Fuck you walfas is awesome. or at least it used to be :(

>>5149285
It's a parody of a finnish video where some people call that kind of a midnight show to dick around with the host. At one point someone who calls in asks him something like "Have you got a thong on?", you can probably guess what they ask in that picture.

>>5149302
Thank you.

>>5149081
its actually a rather DEEP pun when you think about it

>>5149081
>Hello!
>And welcome to the picture puzzle where you can win a thousand euros.

>And there is our first caller. What is in the picture?

>Do you wear pads?
>No, i don't!

>Well fuck you then.

Also the white text in the blue down reads: Call now and win a fucklot of money, not for people under the age of 100 and for Cirno, who is dumb. A call costs 85 cents and we dont take in nasty comments (or something)

These pictures are from http://www.kuvalauta.fi/a/ Theres is a guy in the touhou thread who does these.

>>5149081
Oh that goddamn video

>>5149081
puuhöylä

>>5149347
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJrEe8_gi64

Here is the video. 0:55 is the part where he asks for the thongs.

>>5149347
you could also explain it by making fun of "the 'image' = 'tv screen'" but fuck that

>>5149347
>Theres is a guy in the touhou thread who does these.
I noticed, but >>5148875

>>5149302
There's also a myriad of other similar shows and chat programs all hosted by a different 20-something bimbo which fill the nighttime TV here. If you tune in at any given time there's a high probability that someone just asked the host if her boobs were fake.

>>5149347
>And there is our first caller. What is in the picture?

>Are they pads?
>No, they're not pads!

>>5149347
>onko toppaukset
In glorious Finnish this can either mean she's answering the question of what's in the picture or asking the hostess if she's wearing padding. The joke is deeper than you think! Obviously Sakuya answers to the latter.

In the youtube flick a guy calls in and answers fairly obviously wrong and proceeds to say "Fuck you then, he he he." This comes after the string part.

vittu nyt taas

/jp/ - Kuvalauta

>>5149447
It was quite funny to see the similarities, with silly image macros and various English pictures.

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>>5149081
Voi helvetin perse, Sainpahan päivän naurut.

>>5149081
I lol'd.

Less Finnish more Touhous licking Cirno's wings plz

Suddenly, Finns.

>>5149598

>>5149664
House doesn't even have a funny hat.

Sata tuntia MSpaintissa.

>>5149664

>>5149673
>>5149688
I'm sorry, house wasn't my first choice for that but since I hadn't save that image of Kaguya with the vegetable face, House had to do.

>>5149715
You mean ahegao face?

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>>5149687
Olet aina tervetullut, varsinkin touhoulangoille. Siellä sentään on asiallista porukkaa.

>>5149664
I lol'd. Do you have any more?

>>5149729
maybe, I'm not sure about it's name because I'm not really fond of it. I hate fapping to some doujin and getting to a page where the girl is making that stupid face. Boner killed. :/

>>5149745
Not ATM.
GIMP - the possibilities are ENDLESS!

>>5149768
This one.

BRB, shopping this shit to engrish

Ja nyt ne kuvalaudan pellet takaisin kuvalaudalle perkele

Fist one engrished up

>>5149664

Silly Anon, House is not a Touhou. House lacks the three qualities necessary for being a Touhou:

- A silly hat
- A frilly dress
- A vagina

i watched the first episode of the anime and the guy who said that it had a negligible effect on the fandom was wrong

>>5151373
Luckily, all three points can be rectified.

Tyhmät ulkomaalaiset eivät osaa suomea.

>>5151623
vihaajat vihaavat

>>5151373
His cane counts as a Silly Object, which can take the place of a Silly Hat under title 3 section 4 of the Touhou code.

>>5151710
He also complains frequently enough that it can only be attributed to a gravel-filled vagina.

I can speak Finnish too!
SAATANA PERKELE!

OP täällä, en tajunnut sitä.

>>5151373
.... What about Rin?

>>5155241

>>5155241
Countless hours in MS paint.

Finnish sounds fucking retarded and anyone who speaks it is a fucking idiot.
Why can't all just speak English?

Don't let this thread die /jp/!

I'm starting to become a winlandese

Even the derogatory term is awesome

It's over, Cirno is Finnished.

>>5158367
I can't grasp why Finnish makes it so funny.

>>5149107
So it's a pad joke?

What a pity. There's no charm in that at all!

>>5159697
It's a parody but padding is involved.