/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Because of gap connecting her vagooo and your ass.

Accelerator is not afraid of her as he could easily beat her.

OLD HAG

People aren't afraid of her, since just a few know she exists. She spends most of her time sleeping, but since the border needs to be under maintenance really often she sends Ran to do her job.

It seems that people form the village aren't afraid of Ran, since she doesn't attack humans without a good reason. This same goes for Yuuka, she interacts with people of the villages without problems, even people believes she a is a small fry because she is always polite.

17years old. Forever.

Because humans naturally must strive for perfection, but never achieve it. Doing so would take away our reason for existing.

And Yukari is pretty much fucking perfect.

>>5133118
>yukari
>perfect
>lolno

>>5133189
perfect in every aspect

Silly boys can't handle a strong, independent woman

well at least her theme song is perfect

>>5133382
her theme song is probably the most overated.

Perfect body.
Classy clothing.
Brilliant intelligence.
Competent and powerful.
Never has to worry about money.
Has lovely servants so she doesn't need to do anything unless she really wants to.
Privately will fuck your brains out.
Distinct playful and silly side.

She's like some Victorian goddess without having to be uptight. Too bad she is so lazy sometimes.

Am I the only one who can picture Yukari sounding like this bitch?

That gives me both a reason to fear her and find her sexy.

/jp/ only like things with the body of a small loli and the inocence of a kid. They don't want to know anything about developed girls, not to talk about hags.

>>5133398

You mean with the odd intonation she ends all of her sentences with making her seem like shes knows every little perverted thing that you do when your alone?

Oh yes... I could

>>5133398
Etc.

>>5133398
Nah I can see it. The "I'm conniving and will talk with some air of ditziness because it suits my purpose, but when the moment comes my true deeper and slightly malevolent yet eerily playful voice will appear and you will know what fear is" thing suits her very well.

why is white brighter than black?

>>5133441
Because white reflects most wavelengths of visible light spectrum while black absorbs it?

why does the sun come out only at day?

>>5133434

Ara ara~

>>5133452
i was being sarcastic... people are afraid of yukari because she is scary.

>>5133453
Because daytime is usually structured by the predicted time of presence of the sun to begin with?

>>5133398
I always imagined Yukari with ohara's milf voice

>>5133452
Because people saw something that reflects most wavelengths of visible light spectrum and then called it "white" ?

>>5133469

This Ohara?

>>5133398
Generally, yes, just with a bit less droopy.

>>5133473
deep philosophy there.

>>5133474
Yes but not her Beatrice voice. Something like a collection from Alicia to Selveria

>>5133490

Her Beatrice voice could work if it wasn't the troll!Beatrice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Guy9oDoetI

I think she of all people would have a wide range.
Slightly childish and frisky voice when she wants to play.
Sultry seductress voice when she wants to "play".

>>5133521

She could probably get you off just by talking about what she would do without actually doing anything.

>>5133538
totally

because if you ever cheated on her, she would gap your penis inside your heart

You'd feel her up while she's sleeping and she'd wake up and say "Ara ara...you're really a pervert, aren't you?" then she'd pin you down and give you a prostate massage while sucking your cock. This will go on for what feels like hours and she won't let you cum.

She'll make you beg for release. How can you not love Yukari?

>>5133622
Oh God... Sec, gotta fap.

>>5133622
>prostate massage while sucking your cock
.. I think I have wrong news for you.

“Rinnosuke! I…”

As her long slender legs wrapped around my back in one final crushing squeeze, Yukari pulled my face to hers. Her amethyst eyes were wide in pure emotion as we climaxed together. And at that moment the Yukari I knew was no longer there. No longer was there a terribly power and impossible intelligence. Instead what laid against me was simply a woman. The only thing remaining in those eyes was an exposed and overwhelming need for companionship. It cried out to me in a voice of sorrow and relief which echoed from the depths her loneliness. For some reason I could not turn away from that look; I didn’t want to. The gravity and beauty of it all simply pulled me in.

Into this void I fell. Through her swimming tears of pain and ecstasy and into the dark world of nothingness, those eyes drew me in and took a hold of my heart. The world behind of light and freedom where gone; only this world of Yukari remained. A world of eyes and infinite gap.

>>5133622

This was already discussed. Here it is.

>As you feel yourself getting closer and closer to cumming, you feel a strange sensation as Yukari alters the border of orgasm. Soon, you are breathing hard, barely able to catch your breath- Yukari has artificially held you right at the brink of ejaculation. You grab a handful of her hair as she continues sucking, her lips making it all the way down to the base of your shaft. You're desperate to cum, but Yukari won't let it happen- the border remains solidly in place. You beg her between gasps for air to let you cum, but she won't. She continues for a few torturous minutes, and you notice that she's put one of her hands up her skirt and is rubbing her pussy vigorously. She's starting to breathe harder, and you can feel that the border is starting to loosen. Your whole body tenses up as she shudders from her own orgasm, and the border slips away. The last thing you remember before passing out is the most unimaginably amazing cumshot, and Yukari withdrawing her mouth, mysteriously empty.

>When you finally regain consciousness, you're alone in your room once again. ;_;

>>5133622

Bern would do the exact same thing as a punishment, or for no apparent reason other than make her victim squirm. But, hey. Who says I can't love them equally?

You come home after a long day at work and just want to sit down and collapse as soon as you step through the door. When your front door opens you notice that the light is already on.
"Hello? Is anyone there?" you call call out. No answer. You turn the light switch off and proceed to check the house. Its not until you reach the bedroom that you notice somebody lying on the bed, the sweet smell of perfume fills the room.
"Who are you, how did you get in?" you ask.
The figure, a women dressed in an extravagant dress and hat regards you with a look of mischief, then a broad smile crosses her lips.
"Ara ara, I just let myself in, I hope you don't mind. As to who I am..."
She places one silk gloved hand on the side of the bed next to her and starts to pat the covers enticingly.
"Why don't you come over here and sit beside me? Then I will tell you who I am."
You don't know what to say. Suddenly someone you have never met is sitting on your bed. Most peoples first reaction would be one of caution. Perhaps phoning the police. But on the other hand she was so beautiful, with hair the color of bright sunshine and smooth skin as white as snow. The legs were hidden by the long purple dress she wore. Surely someone so beautiful couldn't be a threat.
"What are you waiting for?" she purrs. "I'm getting lonely over here."
You feel yourself moving over to the bed as if some over force had overtaken you, all the while staring into her eyes.
You sit yourself down onto the bed next to her. She leans over, and whispers into your ear.
"Now as to who I am. I am a goddess from a distant land, powerful and respected, but even I grow board. Every now and then I seek some enjoyment in the human world. The kind that I cannot find in my own homeland?"

>>5134623
>board
Typo in the worst place possible..

>>5134623
>bored
>zoning into my world with my tiny penis
;_;

>>5134687
oh man, you are right.

I don't want Yukari to grow a board between her legs. Not with me anyways.

>>5134687
>>5134729
>hopefully that oversight can be ignored

hose last words drip off her tongue like a fine wine, her full red lips turning into a smirk.
"Do you...follow me?"
She giggles a little, however her piecing purple eyes never close. Always watching your reaction with a hint of playful malevolence.
"What..."
You feel your throat dry up immediately, trying to form the words that escape you as soon as they enter your mind. Eventually you manage...
"What did you h-have in mind?"
She plays with her hair as if lost in thought, twisting and turning it in her fingers.
"Oh my, being quite direct, aren't you. Well, let me give you a choice."
You feel yourself being pushed down onto her lap, as if a hand had appeared behind you however the mysterious lady never moves a muscle, still the same smiling face. The whole situation is far too surreal for you to question it. You fall onto her lap, her hands closing around you. Suddenly the feelings of weariness fall away as you experience her embrace. Her head is resting just above yours, you can feel her breath against you. Again she whispers to you.
"You can stay here and continue the same live of mediocrity or..."
She pauses for what seems like an eternity. Please, I want to know, or what>
"You can come with me, and come back to my house for dinner? Does that sound good to you?"
"Oh yes, please take me with you."
The lady raises her head and starts to laugh, a high pitched and piecing sound that reaches into your very soul.
"Ah, a wise decision."
Then nothingness seems to reach up and claim you both. Darkness follows.

>hopefully that oversight can be ignored

Those last words drip off her tongue like a fine wine, her full red lips turning into a smirk.
"Do you...follow me?"
She giggles a little, however her piecing purple eyes never close. Always watching your reaction with a hint of playful malevolence.
"What..."
You feel your throat dry up immediately, trying to form the words that escape you as soon as they enter your mind. Eventually you manage...
"What did you h-have in mind?"
She plays with her hair as if lost in thought, twisting and turning it in her fingers.
"Oh my, being quite direct, aren't you. Well, let me give you a choice."
You feel yourself being pushed down onto her lap, as if a hand had appeared behind you however the mysterious lady never moves a muscle, still the same smiling face. The whole situation is far too surreal for you to question it. You fall onto her lap, her hands closing around you. Suddenly the feelings of weariness fall away as you experience her embrace. Her head is resting just above yours, you can feel her breath against you. Again she whispers to you.
"You can stay here and continue the same live of mediocrity or..."
She pauses for what seems like an eternity. Please, I want to know, or what>
"You can come with me, and come back to my house for dinner? Does that sound good to you?"
"Oh yes, please take me with you."
The lady raises her head and starts to laugh, a high pitched and piecing sound that reaches into your very soul.
"Ah, a wise decision."
Then nothingness seems to reach up and claim you both. Darkness follows.

>>5134761
>back to my house for dinner
Damn you. And it was getting good.
Well .. it wasnt good from the begining..

>>5133064
Anyone who isn't afraid of Yukari obviously hasn't even attempted to beat her at Lunatic.

Devoting 2 months of my fucking life on beating her, I'm scared for life. I don't want to see her ever again.

>>5134788
> its a free service

After some time you feel yourself traveling through a forest, for how long you cannot tell. Its feels as though you weigh nothing, simply floating through the air. You see large house
"Ah lady Yukari, welcome home." greeted Ran, Yukari's loyal shikigami.
"I really wish you wouldn't leave the house without telling me. I was wondering where you went off to."
Chen appeared by her side, after leaping out in between Ran's many golden tails. Upon seeing her master return she starts to jump around in excitement.
"Yay, lady Yukari's finally home." she chants.
Chen stopped frolicking as she noticed the human hovering in the air, just behind Yukari's parasol.
"Whats that?" she asked with a hopeful look on her face, her ears springing to attention.
Ran grinned, licking her lips.
"This?" Yukari stabs a thump in your direction, feigning ignorance for a moment.
"This, is dinner."

>>5134813
I meant it wasnt good for the guy.
If I ever saw someone like that in my house I would probably run and call police.

Because OP is a freemason.

Where can I see Yukari making penises ejaculate?

I wish for Yukari to dominate me in every way possible.

>>5134859
All over the internet.

>>5133105

Though it is commented that people find Yuuka creepy because she's always smiling. Always. Smiling. And it's apparently a rather freaky smile.

I wish for my body to be cut up and used to fill Yukari's stomach.

Reimu doesn't fear Yukari.

>>5134911
awesome

>>5134891
Can't remember that from PMiSS.

>>5134813
>dinner

Dumbass.
Should have half jokingly said something along the lines of "only as long I'm not the main course" instead of just agreeing.

>>5134623
wtf is wrong with her left hand?

>>5135253
can't unsee now...

>>5133851
Was this written by Anon? It's beautiful...

>>5134813
>dinner

BITCH

>>5135441

There can be only one!

>>5134623
>>5134761
>>5134813
Any more to this?

>>5135502
dessert?

>>5135469
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

>>5135502

It could easily go either way. They either literally eat him, or they fuck his brains out. Choose whichever option you want.

>>5135563
I want to be eaten.

>>5135583
Must be the best reverse rape in history.

I'd be afraid of any youkai in Gensokyo. Sure they may take the form of breathtakingly, unearthly beautiful women.........they're still youka regardless.

>>5135639
What better death could a man ask for than to die at the hands, or claws, of a beautiful woman?

>>5135644
For some people, a glorious death in battle.

>>5135655
Do you think a youkai cannot give a good fight? Provided you are strong enough to not die in the first few seconds of the fight, such a death against a youkai would be glorious indeed. What human can offer a battle that a youkai cannot succeed?

>>5135563
How about neither

I shin-shoryuken all three of their asses.

>>5135655

Look no further, you've come to the right place, satisfaction guaranteed!

>>5135673
>What human can offer a battle that a youkai cannot succeed?

If pawns are allowed, monks are known to have redeemed demon squads at their beck and call.

>>5135644
>>5135655
>>5135673
I'll sit at home thanks.

>>5135639
>>5135644
But they're really not women, at least not to me. They're demons, monsters. They're sexless.

>>5135766
That's like saying dogs are sexless. And you can definitely fuck a female dog. Well, I guess you could fuck a male dog too but that would be gay.

>>5135776
Sexless as in genderless.

>>5135804
Those are two entirely different things.
Which one do you mean?

Yukari definitely has a gender, if her Lady attire is any indication.

>>5135816
>Yukari definitely has a gender, if her Lady attire is any indication.
Not that I agree with the other dude, but just because I wear a dress doesn't make me a girl.
In before memes stating the opposite

>>5135906
Wearing a dress and acting like a Lady makes you feminine.
It doesn't make you female, but it does make you feminine.
It doesn't change your sex, but it does change your gender, provided you aren't doing it for a gag and actually do prefer that to the alternatives.

>>5135804
>>5135816
>>5135906
>>5135916
Who gives a shit. She's still a human eating demon/monster.

Because she has hard spellcards.

>>5135916

Yukari has female genitalia. She can be fucked. She is a woman.

>>5136041
So she is a feminine woman?
So what's the problem?

i wouldnt mind becoming her dinner

>>5135776
Wait, you're talking about having sex with male dogs and your concern is it being gay?

Threesome with Ran and Yukari?

>>5135359
If you are serious, then thank you. Its a small unposted segment that was written by a guy from THP who's man character is Rinnosuke, actually.

>>5134623
>>5134761
>>5134813
And then? Come now you've got our attention. Tell us about how he breaks out and has an epic journey through Gensokyo, the magical land where he wins hearts and breaks hymens.

>>5134813
>>5134761
>>5134623
>>5133851
>>5133942
moar

>>5134623
>>5134761
>>5134813
More! goddamnit more! I want to see them fuck his brains out!

You know, despite how infamous she may be on this side of the Border, I like to believe that hardly anyone knows much about her in Gensokyo, let alone her power.

Seems more in-character.

Pic related, an eccentric but most harmless youkai.

>>5139457
>fuck his brains out
HAHAHAHA.
They're Youkai, remember?

What do youkai eat again?

>>5139457
No, you don't. There isn't going to be any fucking. They are simply going to eat him.

>>5139534
>>5139614
I refuse to believe this, and choose to believe that they will fuck him senseless.

>>5139534

It's called an innuendo. While it is an odd innuendo, they could consider him his "dinner" in a way that isn't literal.

>>5139631
If it's against the rules for youkai to eat humans that live in Gensokyo, but humans from the outside are fair game, why would a youkai like Yukari take a human from the outside into Gensokyo and introduce him to her household as dinner?