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We already have like 4 threads like this about Touhou.

Samuel L Jackson as Reimu.

>>5097462
Fund this.

Oh god. Remilia. China's accent. Marisa. Yukari. Eirin.

I bet they would be instant orgasms.

>>5097463

Only if we can have Dave Chappelle as Marisa.

Ryoko Tanaka as Yukari.

it pissed me off how in the maikaze anime Rie Tanaka voiced Sakuya
She would have made an excelent Yuka

I don't think my ears could handle that much high-pitched squeaking.

>>5097470
Deal.

>>5097468

I can't really imagine Meiling having an accent that isn't a grossly inappropriate Chinese one.

Whoever played Marisa in the Maikaze anime
As everyone
That would be my perfect sexual heaven

Letty.

>>5097478
> Implying that won't make me orgasm

Yukari's would be.

>>5097461
>complaining about touhou threads on the touhou board.

What if Cirno's voice was pure sex?

Need Gilbert Gottfried as someone, but who?

i'd have to wait for the english dub to decide

>Ara ara~

>>5097497

Cirno.

Unzan as Jouji Nakata

Mannosuke as Hiroshi Kamiya

Ben Stein as Reimu.

>>5097497
alice, naturally

>>5097499

Yukari voiced by Droopy-tan?

Kikuko Inoue as Yukari.

Sayaka Ohara as Okuu.

Betty White as Yuuka.

>>5097513
very yes

>>5097539
That's both great and terrible.

>>5097549
Isn't it though?

Anoooooooonnnnnn~

>>5097513
I came.

Anyone who happened to be voiced by Norio Wakamoto.

>>5097513

Still not sure if it would be better if she had her voice or whoever did Beatrice.

Judy Dench as Remilia.

>>5097578

Unzan and Rinnosuke.

WATCH OUT
YOU MIGHT GET WHAT YOU'RE AFTER

>>5097588

JIMANG as Unzan.

Clint Eastwood as Ran.

>>5097743
no - mecha ran!


Firefox!

Al Pacino as Shikieiki

http://www.freecod.net/?i=42618

>>5097754
hot....CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK

>>5097754
Chen as the pilot.

Totally has nothing to do with kids piloting their giant robot mothers.

And Nabeshin voicing korin. Totally.

Yukari will be voiced by Rosanne

>>5097773
THIS IS NOT UDONGELION

Otherwise sweet.

>>5097775
OH JESUS NO

>>5097473
SEEDfag detected.

>>5097775
Roseanne will be voicing Kanako. Yukari is going to be voiced by Reba instead.

Obligatory.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry6EmECddvA

HEY'YA REIMU

WHACHA UP TO TODAY?

>>5097811

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

>>5097455

Remilia's. Imposing voice, too.

Until she loses her cool.

>>5097775
>>5097793
>>5097811
fuck you guys

Sean Connery as Rinnosuke

>>5097838
I'm okay with this.

>>5097775
>>5097793
>>5097811
I'd watch it for this, as it would be quite hilarious.

>>5097838
I am intrigued.

>>5097838
Reimu escapes the antogonist into kourindou

Rinnosuke turns and says, "What's wrong reimu? You look a bit. . .shaken."

YOU JUST FIND MORE WAYS TO DISAPPOINT ME

GET BACK TO YOUR POST

Whoever voiced the main character of Inma Seiden would be the perfect voice actor for Youmu. I've watched countless /h/ series but no voice actor has ever made me climax as hard as she has. Download episode 2 and fast forward it to the tentacle rape scene.

http://www.torrentreactor.net/torrents/3540802/Shinseki-Inma-Seiden-EP01-06-RAW-UNCEN-ENG-SUBS

>>5097513
Look into your heart, you know it to be true.

Also I don't think I could handle anyone voicing Patchouli other than the VA who does Yue in Negima. The mental association is already made.

>>5097846
The reason being I just could not think of anything else at the moment, Plus Connery has MANLY voice. even tho he would probably better as Unzan now that I think about it.

>>5097838
Fuck I don't think I can top that.

>>5097453
T Ｈ Ｉ Ｓ i s Ｃ Ｏ P ｙ P Ａ S Ｔ ａ Ｉ ｆ Ｏ U n ｄ i Ｔ Ｈ E R ｅ : h Ｔ t p : / / 8 8 . 8 0 . 2 1 . 1 2 /

Ok Ok, No wait , what if Benicio del Toro was Aya

We need to archive this and send it to Hollywood!

>>5097811

>>5097583

Who the hell do the tengu think they are? I donate to the Hakurei shrine maiden and even she's smart enough not to ask me what we do. Have you ever seen such a bunch of self-righteous, ass-covering sluts? They don't care what we do; they care what we get photographed doing. And how the hell could Izayoi be so stupid? I give her head maid status and she celebrates by knifing down the Yakumo nekomata. Is the girl deranged? And where the hell is she? In the old days if a servant did something that embarrassing she'd have the good sense to defect. Christ, I miss the Lunar War.

Keanu Reeves as Marisa.

"...da ze."

>>5097455
>For some reason, Touhou is now fully voice acted. Whose voice is pure sex?
All of them. Every single one.

...but Yuka especially.

Some chinawoman pulled off the street for China. She will speak exclusively pidgin English.

We had a thread about Touhou-related dreams a while ago, OP. In that, I mentioned I had a dream where I was talking to Yukari about something...

... her voice was unearthly beautiful. It still haunts me, and I still can't describe the quality of it because I've never heard a real voice so perfect.

So I'm going to have to agree with you, but good luck finding someone suitable.

Judi Dench as Eirin

>>5097973

You are now imagining that your head is resting on Yukari's lap while she begins reading the nutritional facts off a box of cereal. Is her voice still beautiful?

Maryke Hendrikse (dub!Revy) as Alice Margatroid.

Mickey Rourke as Genjii or Unzan.

>>5097958

Chinglish for Meiling.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rxVQe8vtOI&feature=related

>>5097944
Why can I see that working so well.

Sarah Silverman as Aya

>>5097986
>You are now imagining that your head is resting on Yukari's lap while she begins reading the nutritional facts off a box of cereal.
It doesn't matter if such a thing never happens; just the thought of it fills me with happiness.

>>5097986
Yes, although thinking about that is making me sleepy.

Lara Jill Miller for Flandre Scarlet

>>5098036

Because it's the nutritional facts of a box of cereal or it's Yukari's voice of pure sex?

>>5098063
Combination of both and the fact that my head is supposed to be on her lap.

>>5098058
who?

I think Sigourney Weaver should be Yuugi , or maybe Komachi.

>>5098079
learn to google.

>>5098079
Kari Kamiya from digimon

>>5098079
Tachikoma

>>5098111
>>5098129
...i can't really see it working out.

>>5098107
Oh fuck yes.

Took me a minute to place her voice and after watching an Aliens clip, I couldn't agree more. She has that......older sister type voice about her.

Jerry Seinfeld as Rinnosuke

>>5097811

Dammit! I swear, If the next Yukari picture I look at makes me hear Ellen's voice, I will not be happy.

Proof that /jp/ers are tsundere for 3D.

>>5097513
>>5097581
either would be fuckwin!

>>5097621
Oh desire!

>>5097583
I can see that working.

>>5098058
this could work! she has that little sister type voice.

>>5098107
I just came buckets

>>5098107
I see her more as Yuuka than Yuugi, maybe Komachi.

If touhou ever got local voice acting, they'd have to use pop icons.

For example, Amanda Bynes as Patchouli.

Mamiko Noto as Kaguya.
Except she's using her Suzuka voice from SRW: Endless Frontier.

Hellena Taylor for Yukari, or maybe Iku! but we need her in this now!

Jun Fukuyama as Rinnosuke? If only for the King of Gensokyou bit.

>>5098932
that could work

I don't know why, but I always thought for some strange reason that Patchouli would sound like Alice from Aria.

>>5098938
Youkai! I command you to kill yourselves!

Yes your highness! *touhou deathsound*

>>5098985
Dem eyes

Eri Kitamura for Yuka.

* Angel Beats! (Yui)
* Bakemonogatari (Araragi Karen)
* Blood+ (Saya Otonashi)
* Chaos;Head (Rimi Sakihata)
* Dance in the Vampire Bund (Nelly)
* Durarara (Mairu Orihara)
* Fairy Tail (Aquarius, Cana Alberona)
* Fresh Pretty Cure! (Miki Aono/Cure Berry)
* Ga-rei -Zero- (Natsuki Kasuga)
* Idolmaster: Xenoglossia (Makoto Kikuchi)
* Ikki Tousen (Kakouen Myousai)
* Kanamemo (Hinata Azuma)
* Kodomo no Jikan (Rin Kokonoe)
* Koharu Biyori (Yui)
* Kurokami (Kakuma)
* Kyoran Kazoku Nikki (Akeru Nishikura)
* Last Exile (Tatiana Wisla)
* Le Chevalier D'Eon (Anna)
* Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch Pure (Seira)
* Minami-ke (Yuka Uchida)
* My-Otome 0~S.ifr~ (Sister Hermana Shion)
* NEEDLESS (Eve Neuschwanstein)
* Potemayo (Sunao Moriyama)
* Seto no Hanayome (Akeno Shiranui)
* So Ra No Wo To (Kureha Suminoya)
* Taishō Baseball Girls (Shizuka Tsukubae)
* Touka Gettan (Makoto Inukai)
* Toradora! (Ami Kawashima)
* Umineko no Naku Koro ni (Siesta 410)
* Vampire Knight (Rima Touya)
* Vampire Knight Guilty (Rima Touya)
* Working!! (Yachiyo Todoroki)
* Yumeiro Patissiere (Mari Tennouji, Honey)

>>5098909
Why would you force me to imagine something like this?

Aya as Aya.

Norio Wakamoto has dibs on Unzan. No one else is suitable.
Mamiko Noto could do Akyu and Kaguya.
Mitsuishi Kotono (Excel, natch) gets Aya. I could picture her doing her signature non-stop talking.

>>5098985
thank you kind sir, now I have someone to voice my beautiful waifu.

What about Ran, who would voice Ran, I doubt it would be as sexy as the voice I have for her in my head.

>>5099194
Ran sounds kinda like a dude. You can't unhear it.

>>5099247
Oh fuck you asshole.

>>5099194

Someone who has a motherly and tender voice with a bit of youth. I still have the image in my head of Yukari having a very mature and dignified tone, but not one that could be considered 'motherly.'

Also, Patchy would be voiced by Yukari Tamura, and not her loli voice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxk4qcLAphQ

Her voice for Bern would be really good for someone like Patchy, but so would Rina Satou (Ange's VA).

>>5099285
Get that out of your head. Ran is not motherly.

>>5099298

Not even towards Chen?

Ran should sound aggressive like the animal she is.

>>5099298

Yes she is. Now stop with the whole "everything in fanon is wrong even if it doesn't disagree with canon" bullshit.

>>5099304
master - slave relationship

>>5099298
yes she is you dumbfuck. she's a mother to chen and she pretty much takes care of Yukari as well.

>>5099310

With that in regard, is China a dedicated but hopelessly inept gatekeeper, or is she incredibly lazy? Here there's a clear separation between fanon and canon.

>>5099314
He's saying it's fanon. It is.

Ran seems to be made the stooge in the canon works, simple there to make Yukari the "just as planned" mastermind.

The most mysterious voice. Clearly the most sexual as well.

>>5097503
I second Jouji Nakata for Unzan

Nori Wakamoto voice as?

>>5099337

All canon has stated is that Ran is a shikigami with her own shikigami that she cares for. She also cares for her master who is hopelessly lazy. It's kind of obvious that she doesn't begrudge her duties, so it's extended that she is motherly, at least towards Chen and Yukari.

>>5099401
She also thinks highly of herself and sometimes disobeys Yukari because of it.

Something her shikigami does to a far greater extent.

>>5099382

"I can be anything you want...I can take the shape of your strongest desires, and your most terrifying nightmares. It all depends on my mood...you only need to ask yourself what kind of mood you think I'm in...and maybe you'll get lucky. So...do you feel lucky?"

Not sure why I made her go into a Dirty Harry thing, but just imagine her shifting between sultry and cute as she's saying that...and wrapping her arms around you with a mischievous smile...
I'll be right back.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10682899

>>5099455

What am I watching.

>>5099424
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E26FGlf4eXI

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