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5070951 No.5070951 [Reply] [Original]

Your waifu has prepared a Canadian delicacy for you. How do you respond?

>> No.5070956

Is that fries with caramel and marshmallows?

>> No.5070958

That looks too rich. Can't eat that. Pass me an apple.

>> No.5070965

>>5070956
no fries with cheese and gravy. and some wierd unknown substance

>> No.5070972

mashed potatoes on french fries?

>> No.5070973

俺を殺す気かっ!んなもん食えるか!

>> No.5070974

Canadian? Bitch going back in the rape machine for that one.

>> No.5070975

>Canadian delicacy

Logical fallacy. I'd have to return it.

Canadians can't even make bagels properly.

>> No.5070985

>>5070972

French fries, cheese curds, chicken velouté sauce.

>> No.5070990

I am canadian
I assume she's being racist, and I beat her

>> No.5071024

Thanks a lot asshole, now I want poutine and no places around here sell proper curds.

>> No.5071035
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5071035

Is my waifu Celine Dion or some other native canadian? If so, I gladly accept her offering.

>> No.5071136
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5071136

>>5071035
Sorry, but canadian women are man-hating alcoholics.

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