/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>5038725
Sup britfag

if i could i would

It's illegal for the government or anyone to track DDL; whatcha gonna do now?

Sorry? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my downloads finishing.

>>5038737
What the hell; do you have something play whenever your downloads finish? And if so, what, and where can I get it?

>>5038725
LOL. I couldn't laugh harder, I'm sorry.

OP said
>you wouldn't download a car
I say
Bitch fuckin please show me a place i can download a car and i will gladly take it.

OP that's not true
It depends on your internet provider
Some care, some dont, and some pretend to care

>>5038768
I don't know about cars, but here's some RAM: http://www.downloadmoreram.com/

>>5038725

I lol'd irl.

>>5038725
Hahaha, no.

I'm enjoying my freedom here, not "freedom" that's shackled by retarded laws.

>>5038774
Most ISPs don't track what you do on the internet. It's usually illegal for them to mess with your traffic, however in some places of the world it's legal. If the ISP bothers you, that's because they received an abuse complaint or someone sent them a legal letter. Usually such legal letters base their info on publicly available info, such as querying peers on some public p2p resource. In reality, it's far to costly to capture traffic en-masse, and not even state agencies interested in national security can do it - they have to only filter by keywords or other dumb techniques.

I have a hard time sleeping unless I'm downloading something in the background.

>>5038725
The government is butthurt that the Internet is socialist.

>>5038748
I've made utorrent play "ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━ｯ!!" with Miku's voice whenever my torrents finish.

>>5038800
Same here.

>>5038800
Have stopped doing this ages ago. My internet is fast enough that I can download gigabytes in minutes, so I just get what I want instantly most of the time, or at least I don't have to care about it, and it's done before I know it.

Not only I would download a car, I would also kidnap a loli, rape her in the car, burn said car , and download another car

They have severely misunderstood something if they think I wouldn't download a car if I could....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALZZx1xmAzg

>>5038870
hmmm....

all i heard

>>5038938
so shall it be done

>>5038724
h + + p : / / Á T . K Í m m ò à . $ E /

If I could download beer then I'd be set for life.

>>5038721
h + + p : / /@ T. K ì m m o @.s € /

>>5038962
are you ZUN?

>>5038962
That would be nice but you can only download piss beer like Schlitz to keep the microbrewers in business.

>>5038962
FUND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

OP, I live in an obscure former eastern bloc country, where no one cares about the internet.

>>5038721
H t t P :/ / Á t . K Im M Ó a . S € /

>>5039206
Oh, I would if he would let me be the trap for him.

>>5039206
I have had the fantasy of being genderbended and fucking my best friend the other day. Shit was so cash.

>>5039207
>>5039209

If you could actually download a car
I'd fucking download it

>>5039209
high five Anon, I had the same dream a few days ago.

>>5039348
Maybe in the far future, manufacturing could be made portable enough that anyone could do it as easy as we copy data. Downloading a car would be realistic, however if we don't rid ourselves of our silly patent/copyright system, I can see the same "pirating" circlejerk we see today.

>>5039209
>>5039207
>>5039352
Why are there so many fags on /jp/

>>5039207
>>5039209
>>5039352
My fantasy is entire /jp/ getting genderbended and thrown into a huge mansion with all needs (computers, translated VNs, maids) supplied.

We'd drink tea and chat while commenting on the elegance of each other's frilly dresses during the day and fuck until dawn when night comes.

>>5038725

Most of the things I download aren't licensed in my country, as for windows 7 I'll just nab a few stickers and I'll be fine.

>>5039379
Dude...
But we'd eventually end up making fun of each other's tastes all the time

>>5038799
In other words, no matter where you live no one gonna give a fuck about you downloading japan related shit

>>5039389
That's the point, things would work differently when everyone are 2D girls since internet tough guy acts don't exactly work. The bullied anon would go back to her room crying, and the anon who made fun of her would feel bad about it and try to apologize. One thing would lead to another, and the bully would confess that she was picking on her because of how cute her embrassed face was. After making up the bullied anon, tired from crying, would sleep while hugging her new onee-sama tightly while she pats her head.

>>5039410
That made me feel warm inside and smile.

Thanks Anon

If you could download toast, I'd be set for life.

It would come out of the disk drive.

>>5039379
>>5039410

But I would avoid everyone and stay in my room.

It's not like if I was a loli I would suddenly not be a hikikomori anymore.

>>5039360
/jp/ has been like that for years. Go back to the board where you came from.

>>5039389
>dude

>>5039410
So that's how we'd hammer out who is the seme and who is the uke.

>>5038725
I would download the cdr.

>>5038725

>>5039463

>>5039448
Think in 2D, Anonymous. Perhaps you'd have a more outgoing, cheerful fellow girl dragging you outside to the meetings, much to your chagrin. She would stalk you to catch moments where you're feeling down and sneak into your room to hug you from behind. You'd accuse her of being a normalfag, but she'd say something cheesy like "I'm okay with being one if it means I could be with you" and your tsuntsun exterior would start to melt.

>>5039503

>Perhaps you'd have a more outgoing, cheerful fellow girl dragging you outside to the meetings, much to your chagrin.

How?
I wouldn't go.
If she literally forces me then I call for help.
Also I lock the door.

>She would stalk you to catch moments where you're feeling down and sneak into your room to hug you from behind

That would TERRIFY me.

>You'd accuse her of being a normalfag, but she'd say something cheesy like "I'm okay with being one if it means I could be with you" and your tsuntsun exterior would start to melt.

I wouldn't say ANYTHING to her.
I wouldn't even make eye contact.
It's not tsun, it's complete avoidance. Trying to get closer to a person at that point is reason enough to get a restraining order.

>>5039527
That's a shame anon. Not making good use of that 2D body.

>>5039547

Why would I be any different if I was 2D?

>>5038723
H + + P: / / à T . K ì M M O @ . 5 € /

>>5039570
I can download a car and even upload one.
Behold.

>>5038722
h t T p :// @ + . K Ì M M Òà . s 3 /

>>5039503
I guess it's mind-boggling for you, but some us us don't thrive to become normalfags.

>>5039503
If she's a cute virgin girl then sure. If not, I would most likely stab her when she tries to creep on me from behind.

>>5039448
>hikikomori

I don't think you're a hikikomori. Enjoy your buzzword that gets tossed around by weeaboos in an attempt to be an unique individual after watching two episodes of Welcome to the N.H.K.

>>5039611
While /jp/ has many NEETs, I doubt we have a lot of Hikkis, but I doubt there aren't any.

>>5039616

You're right.

I know there are NEETs here but I know for a fact that over half the people here who call themselves "hikikomori" aren't actually hikikomori and are just weeaboos trying to be cool.

>>5039611
>>5039623

I haven't left my home for over an hour in about three years now and go months at a time without speaking to anyone (even by phone or mic). The slightest social contact makes me nervous to the point of fear.
Hikikomori enough for you?
Also, I have never seen Welcome to the N.H.K.

>>5039623
I'm NEET and I haven't go out outside for more than 1.5 years except for a short 30-minutes walks to the nearest shop to buy food. Do I count?

>>5039641
Hikki implies social anxiety, which is close to being a psychological disorder. NEET is just NEET, it's a state of life, not a psychological disorder. A Hikki could be a NEET, but that's not absolutely needed.

>>5039651
Guess why I don't want to socialize, to work and dropped out from college?

How the hell does it matter.
I wish you saps would stop proclaiming how NEET/hikki you are.
It's almost as obnoxious as announcing you're a woman.

>>5039664

I [>>5039448 and >>5039639 to name two] actually am a hikki girl.
Waaaai~

I had hoped you'd say something like that because I ENJOY ANNOYING PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

And yes I am really a girl that was not a lie just to annoy you but I am pointing it out to annoy you.

If you feel the need to prove that you're a hikikomori then you are not a hikikomori.

End of subject.

>>5039671
Hey I remember you. Wanna hang out in my house ?

>>5039679

Then I'm just a "social reject loser", then. No need for fancy words. Not like all vampires want to be nosferatu anyway.

>>5039685

That's severely contradictory to what I just said.

>>5039694
Come on, don't be a bitch like all other women. You can live a hikki lifestyle in my house since it's a very big one, with your own room and all. I would pay for all expenses too.

>>5039699

You'd pay to support a woman you'd barely see and never talk with?

looks like I'm fucked

>>5039711
I sure as hell wouldn't if all you were going to be was a useless female pig.

>>5039711

I would if you weren't fat

>>5039711
I would. And the worst part is that I am totally serious in my offer. I don't know where you get your money from, but chances are that it'll run out someday. So if you're ever in need of help, let me know.

>>5039731

It's only to be expected. I'm not some moe-sheltered girl, I'm a deliberately and utterly withdrawn recluse.

>>5039732

Skinny due to lack of food really.

>>5039737

At this point I consider it but become utterly terrified and refuse anyway.