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>> No.4936343

But can a spartan beat a nuke? Think about it.

>> No.4936350

You wouldn't download a spartan.

>> No.4936351

>>4936343
Leonidas can

>> No.4936356

Good thing we don't give a shit about Japan here.

>> No.4936361

>>4936338
Not /jp/ related any more.

>> No.4936366
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4936366

Be it spartans, samurais, knight, monks or mages, Assassins will always win.

>> No.4936367

>>4936356
Nope, /jp/ just regurgitates everything they make.

>> No.4936379
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4936379

but they can't beat the MOTHERFUCKING TEUTONIC KNIGHTS

>> No.4936382

America has Obama, Europe has EU, Japan has democracy.

Therefore Japan wins.

>> No.4936387

>>4936366
A mage would dominate any of those classes.

>> No.4936399

Shaolin Monk DESTROYED FUCKING EVERYTHING

Spartan fought Ninja, Ninja sucked

>> No.4936404
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4936404

Who cares.
Don't make threads if they are not /jp/related.

Reported.

>> No.4936414

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>> No.4936415

>>4936404
It is /jp/ related if you think the spartain and the samurai are highschool girls, which they could be.

>> No.4936423

>>4936415
FUND THAT SHIT.

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>>4936414

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>>4936414
Typical Aikido practicioner.

>> No.4936449

>>4936415
samurai's would be so kawaii while the spartans would be dirty sluts. there I said it.

>> No.4936450

>>4936437
yeah what are you gonna to about it nerd, i could take you on like that and you couldn't do shit against the truly mighty art of aikido

>> No.4936457

>>4936449
I have a slut fetish. This is fine.

>> No.4936462

>>4936450
calm down suigin

>> No.4936470

>>4936426
I thought computers made your brain rot.

>> No.4936503

>>4936414

He was a member of Takeda house?!

>> No.4936511

Stop replying to shitposters from /tg/

>> No.4936516

>>4936511
[ ] shitposer
[ ] /tg/

Choose one.

>> No.4936522

>>4936516
/tg/ has plenty of (deliberate) shitposters, sadly.
They're just better at dealing with them.

>> No.4936525

>>4936516
>shitposer
>poser

>> No.4936550

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah2tjy1TgeQ&feature=related

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