/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>4925893
Wait, why is your PC in the living room? That makes looking at porn weird.

Are you 12 or simply living with your parents still?

Not your childish blog, refuckingported.

Pfft. I spent a while playing VH without getting raped while my sister was talking with me.

What makes drinking Mystia bird so interesting?

Come back when you can play Reika Bitch Training in front of your family.

>>4925902
You act like living with parents is a bad thing.

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>4925902
it's a laptop, TV has DVI in.
and uh this is /jp/ of course I still live with my goddamn parents.

Back to /v/.

>>4925933
ok, ok, chill brah, I'll play
>Playing SA lunatic.
>Fighting OKUU
>Blazing Star "Ten Evil Stars"
>someone is beating on my door
>ignore it
>finally Kill okuu
>eviction notice is taped to my door.

I've got three days to gtfo or gather 800 dollars.

I played IaMP with my loli cousin once.
Button-mashing's never been cuter.

Holy fuck this place is getting noticeably worse every day. Get the fuck out and back to /v/ or /b/ or whatever the hell you came from.

>>4925949
get a fucking job

>>4925969
I was laid off from my desk job at at&t 2 mounts ago.

Spent my savings on insurance payments, utility bills and school stuff. I was barley passing by so I have nearly nothing in my savings.

>>4925950
that is cute :3

>>4925949
Why didn't you pause?

>>4926036
Well, You know when you get into it, If I were to pause mid dodge and come back, I don't think I could just jump right back in with out getting hit.

I was "in the zone" or what ever that phrase was.

>tell funny anecdote
>ONLY NEWFAGS HAVE PARENTS

Thats really nice, OP. I wish I could do that...

>>4926047
Only children or the poor live with their parents.

You going to move in with your rents davin?

>visiting my family
>play Touhou on laptop
>aunt asks why I'm playing girly games
>mother tells her off, saying it's incredibly hard

>>4926091
I'm an ex-ward of the state. That is, a foster child. I grew up in a boys home and have no family that wants me.

I'll likely just take out a loan from some place or just stay with a bro for a few weeks

>>4926091
I'm poor and i live alone.

>>4926114
Fuck yeah.
...god, I am such a dick to my mom...

>>4925902
>>4926091
Underage that believe apartments magically sprout from the ground once you reach 18

That isn't how you quote, silly!

>>4926124
you still live with your parents don't you?

If anything, your parents can and should co-sign a lease. Mine kick my ass out the day I turned 18.

Happy birthday now get out.

>>4926134

No need to be a whiny faggot because YOU had shitty/abusive parents, man.

What is this thread on about? People being babies because they still living with their parents? Don't be ashamed, milk them until they're dry.

yeah,
post more silly anecdotes of when /jp/ related incidents panned out better than expected irl

>>4925933
>>4925933
So whenever you browse other boards... you kinda temporarily dispose your parents?

>>4926177
He was probably just showing them Touhou.
I hooked up my laptop to the TV to show them some BBC Documentary or something.

>>4926177
His parents watch and make witty comments. Like MST3000 but with 4chan.

>>4926180
"Is that in her ass?"
"Yep."

>>4926114
Your aunt wants to fuck you.

ｔａｋｅ ｉｔ ｅａｓｙ /ｊｐ/

>TV

normalfag

>>4926222
What if I hook it up with the radio?
What would that make me?

>>4926264
is it a crystal radio?

>>4926134
No need to bash others because your parents never loved you.

>>4925893
>"Whoah you're gonna get killed"
>"Jesus christ how did you not get hit"
>"What bullshit I just SAW YOU GET HIT"

I lolled out loud.

Good job, OP.

>>4926114
So, who's your mother's waifu?

Usually all my mother says is "This is making my head spin", though her first impression of Yukari was "What a lewd girl, sitting like that. "

>Long plane trip to australia
>Bring laptop
>Decide to play Saya no Uta, angling the screen so the guy next to me couldn't see
>Playing Saya no Uta, feels good man
>Finish the rape scene and decide to take a break
>Notice that some kid from the seat behind me was watching me play it
>His face
>My face

>>4926368
You should've told him that's how he was conceived.

>>4926364
>So lewd
So all our Just Polish girls are mothers?
Who knew.

>>4926376
What? Through rape?

>>4926368
was his face like this?

>>4926394
Yep. Then watch how he acts around his father from there on.

>>4925910
I played Hanakanmuri without getting horribly killed whilst my brother was watching me once.

>>4926368
>australia
>Playing Saya no Uta
Unless you secure deleted that and any pictures of any flat chested women from your hard drive before disembarking and going through customs, that was risky.

>make a blog thread on /jp/
>not know how to properly quote
>post in disjointed /v/ style writing
>expect it not to get reported
>even if it is reported meido is gone for the night

>>4926402
CERVIX CHIN

>>4926368
I have something a bit like that. I'll explain it through the magic of greentext;
>Playing Project Diva on my PSP while waiting for a lecture to start
>Sitting up the front.
>Headphones get caught on someone's bag and fly out
>Ievan Polkka plays, at full volume, in a room with about 300 people in it.
If you know anything about architecture, you'll know that lecture theaters are designed to carry sound from the front all the way to the back.

Pic related. My face.

>>4926368
This was on that /a/ thread. He mentions it was the Saya rape scene.
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/a/thread/33666298
Surprisingly funny thread, given where it was. Aspergers abound though.

Thought nobody would be home for hours. Sister comes home early and watches me play an otome game for a while without me realizing. She scared the fuck out of me when she tapped me on the shoulder to ask me to take the headphones off to tell me that she was home and if she could listen as well, she was interested and asked me teach me how to play them.

Feels strange but good man.

>listen to Red Moon ~Story of Scarlet~
>headphones pop out of iPhone
>iPhone pauses
>no one knows about my listening habits
>win
>return to basement

Bah, my family would roll on floor in seizures.

>play touhou with the PC hooked to the TV
wait wat

>>4926546
Because of the flashing lights?

>come to /jp/
>shitty /v/ style green text talk
>post in the said shity talk

My mom would take away my computer.

>>4926577
You wouldn't play Touhou on a big screen?

Gee guys, all we need to complete this /v/ thread is all the stories ending in everything becoming bears
I can't wait!

Why do all you /v/irgins type like that anyway? Too lazy to type out full paragraphs? Or is it just a habit?

>>4926587
Don't forget the reaction images.

>>4926586
I cannot play 東方　unless I am seated at the　火燵 viewing on my Ｔｏｓｈｉｂａ monitor.

>>4926364
>though her first impression of Yukari was "What a lewd girl, sitting like that. "

Another slut detected!

>/v/tard

Awww, I wish my family would make amusing comments while I play. But I'm so shy that I always pause or quit when they're around.

>>4926672
Yay legs.

>>4926672

>>4926672
Of course his mom is a slut, otherwise anon wouldn't have been born.

>>4926686
Yukari's trying to seduce Reimu as usual, I see.

>>4926682
i know what you feel

>>4926682
Be it music, anime, tv series or whatever I always pause when someone comes in.

>>4926714
That's why I always have my door bolted.

>>4926686
Such a lewd girl.

>>4926714
that's why i live alone

>>4926682
>>4926708
>>4926714
>>4926720

You're such a bunch of little girls, /jp/. You'd be adorable if you weren't big fat hairy 30-year-olds.

>play MoF
>perfect standing on stage 6
>about to beat the game
>door bell rings, ignore
>loud banging of door, ignore
>kicking the door, pause game what the fuck, grab my bat
>friends there, telling it's PARTY TIEM
>ignore, tell them I'm busy
>lose to Yuyuko again
>go to sleep alone

>>4926783
The hell, you're doing it again.

I mad.

>>4926783

>MoF
>Yuyuko

wut?

>>4926783

>>4926758
Am I not cute Uguuu?

>>4926368
that exact same thing happened to me yesterday in a train.

>>4926114
You go, getting your mom to protect you from your mean old aunt.

>>4926891
I would whip out my cock and shove it in her mouth. At least I'd like to believe that I would.

>>4926114
Fuck yeah, mothers defending their loser son's hobbies!

My mother once saw a loli picture I drew and told me it looked cute.

>>4927281
She probably thought you were a deranged pedophile and only said that so you wouldn't stab her to death.

>>4927292
Maybe she did. I'm not sure what she's thinking most of the time.