/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Crows don't have vaginas. They lay eggs.

Dremel

>>4915515
lol

Hitachi Magic Wand

It's like a camel's foot holding a jellybean.

>>4915514

It's called a cloaca, and it accepts fuckings just like a vagina. It's also the end of the digestive tract.

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Magic wand, yes.
They're so overused in Japanese pornography, don't you think?

>>4915569
They're certainly more interesting than the little egg vibs, though not as verstile.

>>4915569
Because they make girls squirt.

In before some faggot says it's piss.

>>4915583
Not to be seen as a faggot or rain on your parade or anything, but...

>>4915559
So it's like anal and vaginal at the same time?
That's turning me on.

it's just a massager, you perverts.

they use them in the lesbo happy ending message videos too

>>4915666

Like everything else built to be hypersonic, Aya likely leaks from every joint until she gets up to cruising speed.

in japanese its, 電マ
no idea what it means in english

>>4915705
Electric Vagina!

>>4915666
>rain on your parade
oh ho ho

>>4915703
But Aya is flesh and bone, not metal plates and bolts. No seams.

what cloaca?

My aunt had one of those when I was younger. Every time I'd visit I'd ask my little cousin where it was and sit in the bed with it vibrating my penis. At one point my cousin said she wanted to use it when I had it and we got into a fight.

>>4916783

>>4916285

She's bound to have lots of soft parts that expand and harden at operating speed.

>>4916783
That is the kind of memory that should be repressed in your subconscious. Why would you ever tell someone that?

>>4916849

Anonymity and audience.

I always thought it was my mother's back massager. Nice to know I vibrated my dick when I was young to the thing that vibrated my mother's pussy.

>>4916896
isn't that indirectly fucking your mother

>>4916906
Close but no cigar

>>4916896
but your mom's like in the 50's now.

>>4915583
well piss is becoming more and more common as a cop out

i mean when a girl hoses the whole fucking room down it is definitely piss

>>4916932
only in 2D ;_;
you read too much doujins bro.

>>4916916
That's hot! I thought you guys liked that kind of shit around here!

>>4916995
Get the fuck out.

>>4916916
yeah but she was 30 something when I would do that. Feels weird, man.

>>4916849
It's not really a big deal... Definitely not traumatic enough to cause my brain to repress it.

>>4917007
butthurt, also troll'd

>>4917022
It's like you really think you're trolling!

>>4917022

>>4917029
It's like you're really butthurt!