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Men too

I dunno, but I'd like to know why the Elevens shit like monkeys more than that.

I rather shit on the air than sitting in an used public toilet.

>>486648
Its an Asian thing, we have them here too. And I dunno.

These things are so uncomfortable.

>>486637
Very old Japanese toilet. lol

>>486656
Now that I think of it, that is really smart.

>>486637
どこの田舎だよｗ

>>486648
I remember this bizarre biology class I had back in high school. My teacher was going on about how shitting in that position is supposedly better.

>>486672
Builds strong legs I imagine

>>486656
Indeed it is nice. Especially in nasty public restrooms, you never have to touch a thing with anything other than the bottoms of your shoes.

>>486662
You get used to it.

>>486679
>>stong
>>japanese
OH U

I wonder what it looks like when a girl goes bathroom (when she does poo, that is...).

>>486692
http://www.tube8.com/fetish/toilet-cam/7567/

for educational purposes only, of course

>>486692
Well imagine how you would position yourself if you needed to take a crap in the forest on a camping trip.

>>486692
They do it standing. You see, they are the reverse of the males: we pee standing and shit while sitting, they pee while sitting and shit standing.

>>486696
brb, dropping out of school

>>486696
Oh, my god. That was a japanese schoolgirl of beauty, but she did such a gross thing! Argh, how odd!

All girls are wretched and dirty

>>486702
lol of course not
although that would look interesting

>shit standing.
lol wut? Don't think that would work too well.

>>486719
It usually isn't easy when they are alone, that's why women always go to the bathroom in groups. Trust me, you don't want to hear the details.

You're all fucking morons. Girls don't poop. That was a trap in that video.

>>that's why women always go to the bathroom in groups
sounds like a scat party to me

>>486696
damn what were those girls eating?

I make it a challenge whenever I go to Japan to find one of these toilets. It's hard, very hard. All the toilets now are western sit down style.

POOPING JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRLS DETECTED

>>486696

>>486884
Proceed...

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=asian+squat&hl=en&sitesearch=

>>486668
>>486656
Guess what, most public toilets are actually cleaned once in a while. People carry far more germs on there faces and hands then on their asses. Your keyboard contains TEN TIMES the amount of germs that you could find on the rim of a public toilet. When was the last time you cleaned your phone? OH WAIT LOL.

I know that japan uses regular toilets now, but it makes me wonder why they ever made these things, considering they imported the concept of modern plumbing from the west.

>>487172
well, why would I clean my phone, if no one calls?

>>487183
all the Toilets that look like this are imported from Arabs and their backwards ways.

>Your keyboard contains TEN TIMES the amount of germs that you could find on the rim of a public toilet.
No, and also the germs it does contain are much safer.

>When was the last time you cleaned your phone? About two days ago.

>>487193
everyone shat in a hole once.. b4 'the arabs' ya moron

>>487228
Arabs spotted, enjoy wiping your ass with "3 pebbles" and your bare hand

hmm.. i'm all for washing my ass after a nice squatted dump. don't mind the swampiness

The Arabs thought the Chinese were disgusting for using toilet paper over 500 years ago. I wonder what they used instead.

>>487257
*meant to say over 1000.

Squat Toilet is for men too.

>>487257
Sand or water, I'd imagine.

>>487257


jews

>>486637
It would suck if you lost your balance and fell backwards.

>>487303
Worst thing that would happen is you have to brace yourself by touching the floor or walls with your hands. Though that is bad enough...

>>487310
What else in india do you have to grab on?

Ah...the traditional Asian toilet design. There's plenty of those in Malaysia too.

I hate squat toilets, they're designed for small Japanese turds not huge American shits. I always end up clogging one when I take a dump.

>>487703
I wish these were not so damned expensive.

>>487743
Seconded. If you have a LONG legs, you will find it fucking difficult to piss as well.

>>487743
I cant see how you get so much huge and hard turds that you clog those squat toilets. I done my business for twice daily and I never had that problem.

The anus can contract harder during squatting, I presume.

sometimes there is a rope you can brace yourself with.

now, imagine trying to squat while drunk. you'd want that rope.

>>487846

ｔｈｅ　ｒｏｐｅ　ｆｏｒ　ｓｕｉｃｉｄｅ

>>487791
Eat more meat, and don't shit so often.

Similar style toilets are common in Eastern Europe too.

>>489069
enjoy your constipation and bowel cancer

I've been in Japan for a month now and I've never seen one of these toilets