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>>4802317
I tried /jp/
I really and truly tried
I went to the party and drank a fe
w beers
I then spent the rest of the time 
playing xbox and didnt say a sing
le word to any girls
I am now at home, pretending to cu
ddle with the only girl who loves
 me

Why cant I be normal

>> No.4806107

It's all in your head.

As cliché as it sounds,

"Just do it."

Seriously, who gives a fuck. You are thinking too much when you are so close to breaking out of this anti-social shell.

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Welcome back faggot. Here, have so
me Suwako and let’s forget about 
all that.

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>>4806096
>>4806107

>> No.4806116

I just learned to not bother.
I fobbed off a female friend's 18th birthday party to try and 1cc Mountain of Faith (which I did) and play TF2.

>> No.4806121

>>4806096
>>4806105
Stop samefagging...

>> No.4806123
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I have parties by myself because m
y parties are awesome.

I purchase a $5 Little Caesar’s Pe
pperoni Pizza, crack open some WA
TER, and play video games, read, 
doodle, or whatever. I also sing a
nd do naked air guitar shows in m
y shower. 

>> No.4806132

>>4806096
Bring some friends along to egg you on while you make hopeless passes at each woman in the room. If you fail, everyone gets some laughs and then it's their turn to try.

>> No.4806142

>>4806096
There isn't such a word 'normal'.
find me ONE person who defines himself as normal.
Marisa doesn't count. She's ordinary, and that's different from normal.

>> No.4806147

>>4806142
There's plenty of people who define themselves as normal. Normal being defined as having habits that are shared by no less than 50% of the population.

>> No.4806152

look at that wacko

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>>4806142
"How would you describe yourself, Steve?"
"Ummm, I dunno, I'm just an average guy, I guess, hehe. I like football, listening to music and going out with friends"

Real life normals are way further than 4chan "normals" regarding interests. No wonder a weeaboo hikki like OP couldn't even begin to get close to them.
OP I'm proud of you.

>> No.4806178

>>4806147
you know anyone who thinks of himself as normal? and by normal i don't mean only behaviour, but also mentality. people don't see themselvs as normal, because normal is boring.
'ordinary' however is a different matter.
but enough philosophy.

most of /jp/ are ordinary, by definition of ordinery. ok, 90% of the people in your town does not share your interests. So what? some people like rock music, others like jazz. some people like sports, some like stupid reality shows, some like suspanse books and some like horror movies. some people spends their days writing nonsense on facebook, some study hard all day long, some are losing IQ in front of the small box, some are downloading musics and games, some go out jogging and playing...

You think 'normal' is 'going out making a fool of yourself in the local bars'. It isn't.

>> No.4806183

>>4806167
if that 'steve' is a real guy, ask him if he looks at normal porn.
because i think he is hiding something.

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4806195

You attempted to compare any of those 3d sluts to Suwako, of all Touhous? Thought that you could perhaps find solace with their disgusting bodies and their generally simplistic, ultra-normalfag minds? How dare you. You don't deserve Suwako anymore.

>> No.4806211

>>4806178
I will reply to you with this, since, no matter how /a/ and juvenile it may seem, it provides a good answer to your statement: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx-Dltx5PME

In b4 go back to /a/, I'm from /jp/ but you have to agree this adds up pretty well.

>> No.4806244

>>4806211
I was saying no one is normal, and you are saying everyone are normal.

both works, i guess. As long as its clear a /jp/ poster is not different from the rest of the world.

>> No.4806273

>>4806244
I'd say we're not exactly the same as the others, since we are essentially hermits, but the fact that we all post on boards, talking and doing other activities together, ultimately makes us as sociable as normalfags. It's just that our online society is too alien for them and vice-versa, hence the reason we can't interact properly.

And to answer your other question
>>4806183
Yes, he only faps to straight 3D porn.

>> No.4806278

>>4806244
>a /jp/ poster is not different from the rest of the world

Oh, hi, you're repeating the standard /a/ bitching. "We're not any different, why can't I post anything I want here without you guys offending me." The fact is, we are different, and we just happen to call your mindset and behaviour "normalfaggotry". Deal with it.

>> No.4806338

>>4806273
what, not even BDSM, CP, beastiality or anal? completly normal on all aspects? not taking pills? health condition all good? finished hschool with avarage grades? voted whoever is in charge of your country? has the same religion as most poeple in the country? Can't be.

Wasn't my point clear enough? we are no more different from normal than anyone else, what makes us ordinary.

>>4806278
keeping board releted topics on their respected board is other things. /a/ posters are welcome here as long as they don't publish their origins and as long as they stay /jp/ related. same goes for /k/, /tg/, /g/, /v/ etc.
like the avargae /jp/ier, the last time i went to a movie with a girl is with my own sister. I don't have friends.my family wish i go out more and get a GF allready. but that does not mean I'm not normal.
normal is not nessery fooling around with friends on bars. normal is not nesserily fucking a girl every few days, or even taking a shower more than twice a weak.

>> No.4806370

Stop taking things literally.
"Normal" when used on /jp/, as with so many other words, doesn't mean what it usually does.
It's a broad range of offensive characteristics, and people often (wrongly) accuse someone who displays one of them of having all of them.

Personally I don't care what the fuck you do with your life, as long as you don't come here and insult us.

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>>4806338
Suffering from Asperger's, I occasionally have accumulated the guts to interact with them normalfriends and I can assure you:
YES, they exist. HORDES of them. And they are as average as you describe.

The fact that you have secluded yourself so much from the rest of the world doesn't let you, me or anyone in here for that matter completely realise this.
But, I swear it's true. They are so normal, so average, so nothing-out-of-the-ordinary that makes you puke.

And mind you, having a minor obscure interest doesn't count as being different. Yes, some of them might like anal. Or some others might vote for minor groups. But that doesn't change their "average" score. In fact, it strengthens it.

>> No.4806404

>Wake up.
>Load /jp/.
>Page 1: Normalfriend thread, hurp durp do you still live with your parents survey thread, 3d idol thread, ...
>Go back to sleep.

>> No.4806414

>>4806376
it strengthens the normality their normality as a group, not asa singles. but liking doujins isn't that much of abnormality either. I'm sure you got plenty of common grounds with those people in many aspects.

>>4806370
you got a point, sorry for bombing this thread.

>> No.4806425

Obviously everyone deviates from what is considered "normal" to some degree in some areas, but some people are more normal than others. Most people don't deviate from normalcy very much, whereas the majority of /jp/ does to a great extent.

>> No.4806759

OP, I have to ask. Why do you want to be a normalfag? Normalfags are far too obnoxious and retarded. They are what makes society suck. If you think otherwise, you need to open your eyes.

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