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Making a true NEET thread to counteract the normalfaggotry. So, my unemployed, untrained and uneducated brothers, how did you spend your day today?

>> No.4802654

I spent most of it sleeping.

>> No.4802659

Wake up.
Go to kitchen and grab some food.
Get on computer.
10 hours later, go to bed.

TIS THE LIFE

>> No.4802661

Fapping, eating, playing some games.

>> No.4802663

Cooking, cleaning, and net games.

>> No.4802672

studying for a exam of "institutional organization and administrative procedure"

holy fuck shit sux very damn hard, why I am studying this!?

>> No.4802681

I spent it closing browser windows.

Yes, I shit you not. I have a problem with that. I still have around 100 open in Firefox on one computer, together with about 20 on IE, and on another about 30 in Firefox. Got IE on that computer closed down.

>> No.4802685

Browsed /jp/, played some Idolmaster SP, and now I'm checking out some new Spring season shows.

>> No.4802691

Got up, internet till 12, work out a little, back to computer...

>> No.4802694

Waiting for the translation update thread. Watched some of the new spring shows and that's it.

>> No.4802703

Watched the rest of clannad after story, bawd like a bitch. Then I played some videogames.

>> No.4802718

Normalfag used-to-be-NEET here.

Employment, Education and/or Training is not worth it.

That's all.

>> No.4802727

>>4802672
>studying
>claims to be a true NEET

Get out.

>> No.4802734

Fapped, had some chips and salsa for breakfast, checked the boards I browse, listened to some music, about to play some SMT: Strange Journey. Not bad considering I just woke up a few hours ago. I'm really working it today.

>> No.4802736

>>4802691
>work out a little
me too, walking to the refrigerator and back, phew, worked up a real sweat

>> No.4802741

>>4802718
This.

If you can find a way to live without working then go for it.

>> No.4802749

your neeting can't last forever, /jp/. What are you going to do when your're shit-bubble burst?

>> No.4802751

Sup fags, still no improvement with my eyes though I have been able to play some PS3 recently, but in exchange I used the computer only for 5 hours over the whole week .... I get that I would have to exclude myself completely from everything for a weak (lol like a prison inside a prison) to get rid of the inflammation but then again there's no proof that it won't come back once I start to revert to usual life style .... fuck you I just want to play some eroge

>> No.4802754

>>4802727
what if he was studying on how to be a bigger NEET?

>> No.4802785

>>4802754
>NEET
>putting effort into anything
This kind of person will never be a true NEET.

>> No.4802807

Do you guys really go on the floor?

>> No.4802841

you dudes need to read Jury-anon' day out

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/4760240

>> No.4802854

>>4802841
This.

Read it you faggots, this story was really moving...

>> No.4802860

Can you actually become a NEET in America? I heard that it's only possible in Japan

>> No.4802866

>>4802749
My bubble already bursted. I am 27, only have something like a high school degree and have no money because my parents don't support me anymore.
One step away from homeless shelter and nothing i can do about it.
Well, at least those last 10 years were the best of my life.

>> No.4802877

>>4802866
How can you afford the electricity and internet for your PC?

>> No.4802892

The government forced me into a training program. I'll be back to normal in 9 months. Is the NEET life still as awesome as it was when I left it?

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Reading Ushijima makes you want to stop NEETing.

>> No.4802914

I woke up around 12:30 in the afternoon
Got up and fired up my computer
Made some eggs and toast for my parents and an omelet breakfast burrito for myself.
Got on 4chan and pouted about the FaceBook connect still being active.
Now I can't decide if I should write some music or play a game.
Also I kinda have to poop.

>> No.4802928

>>4802877
I work at a gas station.

>> No.4802945

>>4802928

At least you're employed! Work harder, maybe, if you work at one of the better convenience stores/gas stations, you can swing a promotion to assistant manager!

>> No.4802950

I spent the whole day playing VNs. Fucking love my life.

>> No.4802994

>>4802892
how can I get involved in one of these government training programs? I need a little bit of money.

>> No.4803005

>>4802945
Yeah, i dunno. It's pretty hard to have someone yell at me to do things who does not even speak my language.

Too bad that you don't get guns easily here like in the US.

>> No.4803007

>>4802928
You're not NEET

>> No.4803020

>>4803007
he didn't say he was, follow the replies

>> No.4803022

>>4802841
Thanks bro, that was a cool story.

>> No.4803054

>girl dressed like that on 4chan/2chan
>implying

>> No.4803082

Oh, the irony.
So funny it hurts.

>> No.4803198

>>4803082
Can you ever not make a post where you do nothing but bitch, Jones?

>> No.4803204

>>4803198
His butt is mad 24/7

>> No.4803271

>Got up
>Decided to take my weekly shower
>Goddamn bathroom door is locked
>Spend an hour preparing to knock on my suitemates door to ask him to unlock it
>Finally do it
>He's not home
>Spend an hour picking the lock
>Take a shower
>Turn on TV, see nothing but IPAD IPAD HURFDURF IPAD
>Go to /jp/
>post in this shitty thread with greentext to piss off /jp/

>> No.4803278

>>4803271
Go back to /v/.

>> No.4803291

>>4802841
Fuck, I cried a little.
This would sound like a good book.

>> No.4803294

LOL WE'RE SO NEET GET THIS NORMALFAGS OUT OF MAH/ OUR JAYPEE LUL 2D GIRLS ONRY!! 3D PIG DISGUSTING!!

GONNA LEECH OFF MA PARENTS UNTIL THEY DIE

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>>4803294

>> No.4803315

>>4803294
yes that's the general idea

>> No.4803324

>>4803294
Buttmad, mama called you. Get back and clean up your room

>> No.4803510

>>4803278
>post in this shitty thread with greentext to piss off /jp/

Glad to see it worked.

>> No.4803533

>>4803294
Yes, that is the general idea. If you don't like it, leave.

>> No.4803779

Got up at 8. Biked 53 miles, 27 of which was into a headwind with 21mph gusts. Slept a couple of hours. Got up. Posting here.

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>> No.4803831

I went to work, I work on Subway. Then came back home, played Civ4, then browsed /jp/.

/blog

>> No.4804086

Bumping for having just finished a delightful fap with my Seven.

>> No.4804090

>>4803831
"Nadie"? That's a girls name. Wanna go out with me, girl?

>> No.4804091

>>>/b/213091695

>> No.4804109

>>4802994
Give DRS or your government equivalent a call.

>> No.4804113

>>4804091
Go back to /b/ faggot.

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>>4804090
>Nadie
>a girls name

>> No.4804117

I woke up at three and fapped for three hours. I think I'm going to make a Peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

>> No.4804127

>>4802841
I couldn't even get to the end of it.
The story is painfully artificial and regardless I hate personalities like that guy's.

Thanks a lot. I've never listening to you again Anon.

>> No.4804133

>>4804090

NADIE IS A MAN'S NAME AND I AM A MAN

>> No.4804154

Fuck a recruiter called me. How do I get him to leave me alone?

>> No.4804165

>>4804154
Hang up

>> No.4804167

>>4804154
Tell him you have asthma.

>> No.4804178

>>4804167
I'll do that. Thanks.

>> No.4804188

I found this Let's Play of Animal Crossing and read it. Then I watched a LP of Earthworm Jim 2 and read a Pokémon Emerald LP.

>> No.4804211

I'm going to play the hell out of Alpha Centauri, eat some tuna, and then watch some Black Lagoon.

>> No.4804215

>>4804154


What type? Military?

Say you have x mental illness, because any mental illness means no military.

>> No.4804217

woke up, went back to sleep, woke up again 3 hours later (about 2 p.m.). watched a couple episodes of Clannad, almost vomited. ate breakfast (about 4 p.m.). tried to fall asleep on trampoline, couldn't. masturbated, played online a bit, ate a snack, played frisbee with my brother, helped my dad put up a windmill, got on 4chan, posted in /jp/

>> No.4804242

>>4804211
I sooooo want to play Alpha Centauri but my Japanese OS won't let me ):

>> No.4804248

I spent my day being a burden to the people who take care of me, willfully ignoring the fact that once they die I'll slowly and painfully wither away.

>> No.4804260

>>4804211
Good man.
Who do you play as?

>> No.4804266

My mom just gave me some Easter candy. What a great day.

>> No.4804312

>>4804260
Zakharov of course.

>> No.4804431

>>4804211
Shit, I wish they do more with the space theme.

>> No.4804448

>>4804431
Yeah, I would kill for a sequel to SMAC.

>> No.4804451

Watched stuff, laid in bed while in deep thought for about an hour until the sun went down, got back up to get dinner and watch more anime. Decided to browse /jp/ while eating and watching shit.

>> No.4804469

>>4804266
Today was easter?

>> No.4804510

>>4804469
I think it might be tomorrow.

>> No.4804513

>>4804510
I thought it already happened

>> No.4804524

I modded Diablo 2 a bit.
It's funny how much you can do with such outdated crap.

>> No.4804548

>>4804448
You mean Alpha Centauri with 3D graphics, bloated to 10 gigabytes+, and no advancement in gameplay whatsoever? Because that's what you would get if they made a sequel.

>> No.4804558

>>4804548
I wouldn't mind.
Although something that big will take a while to pirate.

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WARNING
SPIKES AHEAD

>> No.4804688

>>4804558
SMAC would lose some of its charm with 3D graphics.
Just look what happened to Civ.

>> No.4804689

>>4804548
Unfortunately you are correct. I'd rather not have EA rape Alpha Centauri just like they did to Total War.

>> No.4804695

I loved the cutscenes you got in SMAC when you finished a secret project.

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>>4802638
Fuck your
- forced trolling crap
- zero-value, un-fun, offtopic, shit thread

>> No.4804701

>>4804688
Maybe.
But most of SMAC's charm was from the fluff, not the gameplay itself.

>> No.4804729

University was the best faction.

>> No.4804742

>>4804729
I preferred Morgan Industries, his is the ultimate pacifist faction.

>> No.4804743

>>4804729
University, Gaian, and all the SMACX factions were easy mode.
Real men play Morganite.

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Anyone else hate this fuck? He always seems to mushroom and swallow up everyone else in my campaigns.

>> No.4804770

>>4804763
Because he's the ultimate zergling.
Incredibly annoying mid-game.

>> No.4804775

>>4804770
Tell me about. One time I was on the verge of Transcendence when he overran all my bases with his horde and fucked me over.

>> No.4804807

>>4804763
For me it's always the morgan industries nigger getting an air force really fast and raping.

>> No.4804824

>>4804680
Don't worry those charged Zica Lasers will fuck that shit up.

Also, what do all you NEETs plan on doing when your parents are dead?

>> No.4804835

>>4804824
I have a million dollar life insurance policy on them with me as the beneficiary.

>> No.4804840

Take your shitty fucking game to /v/ you faggots. Jones can stay there because he is king of fags.

>> No.4804841

>>4804824
Following suit.

>> No.4804846

>>4804840
/v/ doesn't play 2D games.

>> No.4804848

>>4804840
I'm not going back to that hell hole.

>> No.4807004

played games,cried,spent about 3 hours in the shower before i realized it,went to bed,woke up,played games,ect.

>> No.4807020

>>4802785
I wonder when I will completely stop browsing this site.
/a/ pisses me off with all the normalfags and the ''you have a shit taste''/judging shows by the first episode or before they have aired-shit, /jp/ has ''true NEET''--stuff and the idiots coming from /a/ and /v/. /c/ and /w/ are nice, though.
maybe I'll just switch to tohnochan and bunbunmaru..even though they're a bit too slow for me.

>> No.4807041

>>4807004
>3 hours in the shower

Jesus, your skin must be more pure and clean than Youmu's innocence.

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