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4802317 No.4802317 [Reply] [Original]

this neet is heading to a party wh
ere i will sit akwardly in a corn
er, get drunk out of my mind, and
 vomit on the cutest girl i can fi
nd.  all while wishing i could ju
st stay at home and snuggle with 
my frog godess.

>> No.4802324

I’m cheering for you neet-san

>> No.4802323
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>> No.4802328

Just stay home?

>> No.4802327

Then stay home? Why go somewhere if you don't want to go?

>> No.4802329

Reporting your thread

>> No.4802335

;_;

>> No.4802334
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4802334

Then just stay at home and snuggle
 with your frog goddess.
You know you want to.

>> No.4802342

Will you vomit in her hair? or maybe in her face?

>> No.4802359

shift-jis

>> No.4802386
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>>4802317
Try to roleplay being Suika instead. Just use your own name instead.

>> No.4802424

frog goddess does not want to snuggle with you

>> No.4802444
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>>4802317

I wish you the best of luck in your endeavors.
Who knows, when you aren't drunk enough to throw up, you might find a girl who is, and one thing could lead to another.

>> No.4802453

is typing like this the newest /jp
/ fad?

>> No.4802464

>>4802453

>> No.4802495
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>> No.4802496

edgy and neet

>> No.4802508

>>4802317
not your blog

>> No.4802509

>>4802444
We all know that won't happen.

>> No.4802517

looks cool

>> No.4802532

>>4802317

Try to not betray her with some filthy 3D girl

>> No.4802548

When it’s abused like this,
I think it’s more ”shit-jis”.

>> No.4802565

>>4802317
If you care about what a bunch of 
normalfags who go drinking and pa
rtying think about you enough to 
go to such an event against your w
ill, then I am afraid that you do
n’t belong here. Try clicking the
 option below the comment field ne
xt time you post, it will take yo
u to a place far more appropriate
 for you. Unless you wish to break
 away from the thing known as soc
iety, and spend your free time wo
rshipping our loli godesses.

>> No.4802587

>>4802453
People have been typing like this 
here since when the board was you
ng. 

>> No.4802609

>>4802587
but not nearly this many people

>> No.4802637

リーアル メン タイプ ウィス カタカナ

>> No.4802641

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < Stop being faggots.
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

>> No.4802660

>>4802609
this you can’t be sure for. there 
were whole threads like that.

>> No.4802678
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4802678

I DREW THIS FOR YOU SUWA-SAMA

>> No.4802679

OP Here
I finished showering (first time i
n a week or so) and am preparing 
to leave the house.  I do so in h
opes that i find my akward equal c
ounterpart of a woman who will si
t in the corner with me.  So long
!  I will try to normalize myself 
yet again, so that this may be my
 last post in /jp/!  I will see y
ou on the other side.

>> No.4802688

i wonder if im doing this right since 
it is a pain in the ass to write lik
e this.

>> No.4802696

>>4802688
Pain in the ass to read it, too!

>> No.4802697

>>4802317
oh... suwako's heavenly form is so appealing. I would hold her strongly against me as I rape her.

>> No.4802699

>>4802679
/jp/ here
OP:
if you ever happen to get lucky, f
orce her to wear thighhighs and g
ive you a footjob


this is your final mission, do us 
proud

>> No.4802708

>>4802696
But it is worth the effort.

>> No.4802709

>>4802688
you are doing it wrong

>> No.4802713
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4802713

Will your goddess accept this neet-san?

>> No.4802733

ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ᵗᵉˣᵗ ᴵˢ ᷥᴵᴺᵉ ᵗᵒᵒ

>> No.4802740

>>4802317
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>> No.4802784

full width alpha-numeric herpity d
erp

>> No.4802789

>>4802784
dont tell the newfags you big derp
a herp

>> No.4802822

Hey guys, am I cool yet?

>> No.4802834

>>4802822
no, you herpus derpus

>> No.4802836

Shit-posting in a shit thread.

>> No.4802864

God, you people act like /jp/ is a holding cell for virgin losers. It doesn't have to be that way. Come on, now.

Go to a party, drink. Listen to people tell stupid stories. Laugh, maybe talk about something cool yourself(if you have anything cool to say).

I mean shit, if you're going to a party, you know people there, right?

>> No.4802887

>>4802864
if people like this inhabited /jp/, wouldn't we just be exactly the same as /b/?

>> No.4802888
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4802888

Ignored

>> No.4802908

>>4802864
personally i couldnt stand going to a party. too many people, loud. i prefer my computer

>> No.4802920

>>4802908

What kind of fucking parties are you going to? Seriously, the vast majority of the parties I've been to have maxed out at 30 people, if even that, and weren't loud. They were mostly hanging out on a porch/living room, talking, jamming out, or playing video games.

>> No.4802941

>>4802920
ive never been to a party.
> I've been to have maxed out at 30 people
ya thats way too many.

>> No.4802943

!!oq/8r1624u0 added to filter.

>> No.4802955

>>4802920
>fucking parties
>30 people
oh yea?

>> No.4802958

>>4802943
Wow good job making the board worse.

>>4802864
>>4802920
You sir, are a blight.

>> No.4802971

>>4802958
how does filtering a bad tripfag make the board worse?

>> No.4802974

>>4802941

brotip: you don't hang out with ALL 30 AT ONCE. You pick a core group and stick to it and then casually dick around once you're drunk enough to do so.

>> No.4802981

>>4802971
Hiding the problem means its still there you just choose to let it stay unchallenged.

>> No.4802997

>>4802974
brotip: never say brotip again.

>> No.4803016

>>4802981
And by challenged you mean giving them attention they desire.

>> No.4803009

>>4802981
arguing them for countless posts doesn't improve the board either.

>> No.4803027
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4803027

Never!

..seriously though, at least OP is attempting. The rest of you guys are pathetic shits. TRY HARDER!

>> No.4803042

>>4803027
Get out, don't come back.

>> No.4803049

>>4803027
that's alright, I enjoy my life the way it is
also that pic is horribly shopped and you're a faggot for even having it saved on your computer

>> No.4803070

>>4803027
Motivationals that just reiterate the source picture in a caption are the worst.

>> No.4803071
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>>4803049

It's frightening, how assertive you people can be online.

Why so pathetic, guys?

>> No.4803085

>>4803071
You're badly trolling an anonymous messageboard.

>> No.4803089
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>>4803085

Trolling, nothing. Just saying how it is.

>> No.4803099

>>4803071
people behave like their true selves online.

>> No.4803110

>>4803089
You know, we can't take anything you say seriously with a secure tripcode plastered above your posts.

>> No.4803121

>>4803089
How are you not getting the fact that you aren't welcome here. Most people leave when they are told they aren't welcome somewhere.

>> No.4803124
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>>4803099

UNLEASH THE GODDAMN BEAST IN REAL LIFE, THEN.

I mean, don't get angry, but go outside! Deal with people! Make friends that aren't 2d or online!

>> No.4803139

>>4803124
>Make friends that aren't 2d or online!
Why would you want to do that, they are more trouble then it's worth.

>> No.4803142

>>4803124
get out Misaki, you aren't fooling anyone

>> No.4803154

>>4803139

Oh, you. The best part about having friends is using them, too. Reciprocity and all. It is glorious.

>> No.4803167

>>4803154
>hurrr durrrr derrrrp derrrrp hurrrrp

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