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Anonymous Fri Apr 2 22:56:14 2010 No.4796293 [Reply] [Original]

Your life-long dream of becoming Japanese has finally come true.

What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 22:56:14 2010 No.4796294 Kill myself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 22:57:14 2010 No.4796299 Tell /jp/

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 22:57:14 2010 No.4796300 Kill myself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 22:58:14 2010 No.4796302 Kill myself. Really.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 22:58:14 2010 No.4796305 Brag about it to /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 22:58:14 2010 No.4796304 File: 2 KB, 175x93, F6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4796294 >>4796300 not funny bros

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 22:59:14 2010 No.4796306 I wouldn't want to be Japanese now. Country sucks. Wouldn't mind being Japanese during the bubble era, though.

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Fri Apr 2 22:59:14 2010 No.4796307 kill myself

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 22:59:14 2010 No.4796313 Go on the internet, play Touhou. Ethnicity makes no difference.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 22:59:14 2010 No.4796314 I dream about becoming a glorious westerner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 22:59:14 2010 No.4796315 Check my penis size. Then kill myself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:00:14 2010 No.4796318 File: 151 KB, 721x800, fatestay-night-rider-rocket-chainsaw-shoop.1204495659014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can I speak both Japanese and English fluently?

>>	Tohno ♥ ‮ufiaw iam si iganiM ‪‪‪‬ !!UhnG3iuGcmC Fri Apr 2 23:00:14 2010 No.4796319 But It is not my dream to became Japanese. I wouldn't really care.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:00:14 2010 No.4796320 Rape children. Then kill myself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:01:14 2010 No.4796322 Dream about becoming American

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:01:14 2010 No.4796326 >>4796293 God, did Lancer have to get that Mac so Rin would have a computer so idiot-proofed even she could use it? It makes me sad to see Gae Bolg even touching it.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Apr 2 23:01:14 2010 No.4796327 Become the first Japanese rapper in America

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:02:14 2010 No.4796339 My dream is to become 2D , not to become Japanese. If I'm 3D I may as well be white.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:02:14 2010 No.4796338 So, /jp/'s life-long dream is to become Japanese and them kill yourself? Seems kinda round-about and pointless if you ask me. Why not just kill yourself?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:02:14 2010 No.4796334 >>4796326 That's a pillow, anonymous

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:03:14 2010 No.4796343 >>4796338 It's easier to reach Gensokyo if you're Japanese

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:03:14 2010 No.4796344 Holy shit, I'm an asian ......again

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:04:14 2010 No.4796353 Enter Japanese high school and bag myself a tsundere waifu. Everyone in Japan is 2D, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:05:14 2010 No.4796360 >>4796344 Why haven't you killed yourself then?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:07:14 2010 No.4796370 I wonder if anyone on /jp/ actually lives like that. Soda is bad for your health.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:08:14 2010 No.4796372 Ignore Japanese entertainment in favor of Russian pop and daytime TV that I find online.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:10:14 2010 No.4796390 >>4796370 I live like that, but I don't mess with soda. That shit will kill you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:11:14 2010 No.4796396 >>4796370 I could post a picture of my room, but i don't have any camera there are empty soda and beer bottles everywhere I just have enough place to walk from my bed to my computer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:12:14 2010 No.4796400 >>4796360 Not insane Japanese, sensible culture. Also more North American than oriental.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:12:14 2010 No.4796401 >>4796334 Fuck off.

>>	Nefelpitou !!UBVETENFsHS Fri Apr 2 23:13:14 2010 No.4796407 File: 288 KB, 1600x1200, DSC01201.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I already am though

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:13:14 2010 No.4796413 >>4796407 Debito-sama~

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:14:14 2010 No.4796422 >>4796407 Nice fingernails.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:14:14 2010 No.4796418 >>4796293 My life-long dream is to be the little girl. You know nothing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:14:14 2010 No.4796415 >>4796407 real japanfag on my /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:14:14 2010 No.4796416 File: 34 KB, 481x149, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4796407

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:15:14 2010 No.4796431 Realize I had a shitty lifelong dream.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:15:14 2010 No.4796432 >>4796293 >Mac

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Fri Apr 2 23:16:16 2010 No.4796438 >>4796416 http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/13319 jeez you should make trips look prettier

>>	Nefelpitou !!UBVETENFsHS Fri Apr 2 23:18:14 2010 No.4796447 >>4796422 Thanks

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:18:14 2010 No.4796448 >>4796438 That's pretty kawaii

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:18:14 2010 No.4796454 >>4796448 Almost makes me want to get a cute pink tripcode.

>>	None !KohakuQ6jw Fri Apr 2 23:19:14 2010 No.4796461 >>4796438 thanks

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:21:14 2010 No.4796475 Commit seppuku.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:23:14 2010 No.4796489 >>4796407 Proof that nothing will change by just being japanese

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:23:14 2010 No.4796492 Post on 2ch all day wondering what it'll be like to finally be american

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:31:14 2010 No.4796553 File: 55 KB, 711x400, 1269591013484.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4796401

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:31:14 2010 No.4796555 Can I be the little girl?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:34:14 2010 No.4796573 >>4796407 Japan doesn't allow dual citizenship? >>4796293 Go to a Japanese only onsen then shit and piss all over the walls etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:35:14 2010 No.4796580 >>4796573 What the fuck is wrong with you

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:37:14 2010 No.4796597 >>4796580 Explain yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:41:14 2010 No.4796613 I wonder how the fuck I did that. Then I go around annoying people with my newfound transformation power.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:44:09 2010 No.4796627 File: 217 KB, 1600x1200, 1270266241238.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4796573 I'm 19, and it's also easy to never renounce the other citizenship, plenty of people never do.

>>	Nefelpitou !!UBVETENFsHS Fri Apr 2 23:45:14 2010 No.4796633 File: 217 KB, 1600x1200, DSC01206.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4796573 I'm 19, and it's also easy to never renounce the other citizenship, plenty of people never do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:48:14 2010 No.4796648 >>4796633 Sup same birthdate bro.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:57:14 2010 No.4796689 >>4796293 >Your life-long dream of becoming Japanese Wrong site.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 2 23:58:14 2010 No.4796694 File: 214 KB, 444x414, 1252035817220.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4796633 >1990

>>	Some Guy Fri Apr 2 23:59:14 2010 No.4796698 >Your life-long dream of becoming Japanese has finally come true. >What do you do? Panic because I have become a completely different person. I never wanted to be Japanese.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 00:02:14 2010 No.4796714 >>4796633 >Nothing but white blocks Paranoid

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 00:06:14 2010 No.4796728 >>4796573 Nope, you have to give up your other citizenship.

>>	Nefelpitou !!UBVETENFsHS Sat Apr 3 00:08:14 2010 No.4796737 >>4796728 Technically, yes. But in actuality? No. At least with those born with both, I'm not entirely sure if people applying for Japanese citizenship can manage to keep theirs or not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 00:21:14 2010 No.4796828 >>4796737 How can I be born japanese?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 00:23:14 2010 No.4796839 I've never dreamnt of being Japanese. But if I became one, well... I think I would waste all my money in maid cafe or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 00:27:14 2010 No.4796861 >>4796416 >Newfriend There was once a tripfag with the name of newfriend

Nefelpitou !!UBVETENFsHS Sat Apr 3 00:28:14 2010 No.4796870

Being Japanese has done nothing for me except give me a minority status without the benefits and somewhat faster lines at the airport. I'd honestly just be a typical white american, "normal" isn't so bad. If you want to "live the dream", you should probably wish you're in japan too, otherwise you're just another minority.
>>4796828
Time Machine

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 03:23:07 2010 No.4797953 .

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 03:24:14 2010 No.4797963 Make pasta

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 03:25:14 2010 No.4797973 fuck some japanese chicks and go on a japanese food eating binge. or maybe if i left the house these things could be achievable, even if i wasn't japanese. that thought frightens me.

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