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Shinji confirmed for twitterfaggotry

http://twitter.com/Shinji_tm41

TM's april fools joke is kinda tame this year.

>> No.4778731

...Top secret NASA information?

wat

>> No.4778799

Needs more Shirou and Shinji at each other's throats.

>> No.4778817

Who?

>> No.4778826

Why do Bayonetta, Selty and Luka follow Rider? Same voice actress?

>> No.4778839

>>4778731
RABBITS ARE ON THE MOON

>> No.4778878

>>4778839

not possible we wiped those out.

>> No.4778879

>>4778731
http://www.typemoon.com/news800/tmn02ilsgf.html

>> No.4778952

fuck if only i read moon, google translator doesn't help much either

>> No.4778992

Quick, take this chance to post the Shinji copypasta!

>> No.4779010

>>4778826
Just for Luka.

Bayonetta and Selty both ride stuff, though.

>> No.4779239

Saber is horrified by Extra Saber.

Extra Saber confirmed for Joan of Arc.

>> No.4779251

>>4779239
post twit and translation

>> No.4779259

>>4779251
...エクストラ?
... Extra!

私にはオファーが来ませんでしたので、コメントは控えさせて頂く。
I did not come, so that the offer will receive a refrain.

赤いヤツはきっとハレンチ。
The red guy surely Harenchi.

http://twitter.com/Saber_tm41/status/11399188932


というか、赤いヤツの所為で、最近私が“青セイバー”とか言われています


I mean, the guy in red doing, I recently "Blue Saver" is or anything.

白とか黒とか調子こいて増やしまくるかこんな事態が起きるのです。
Naka Kon away things happen is that more black and white or carried away.

無軌道な事業計画が、歪みと悲劇を産み出す。
Trackless business plan, they produce distortion and tragedy.

反省して欲しいものです。
I want to reflect.

http://twitter.com/Saber_tm41/status/11399355794

>> No.4779260

>>4779251
>>>/a/32809151

>> No.4779301

>>4778826
Rider is following them.

>> No.4779310

Wow, one of them must lurk in /a/ here and saw the crap that Umineko fags started doing a couple months back.

>> No.4779320
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4779320

>>4779301

Ah. I don't know how twitter works since I don't bother with that crap.

It's over TM is finished. At least Nitroplus put some effort in theirs.

http://supersonico.jp/sonicomi/

>> No.4779323

>no tsukhime character twitters

feels bad man

>> No.4779325

>>4779320
TM put out several fake news sites along with the twitters, so it's not completely effortless.

>> No.4779326

>>4779323
Kohaku has one.

>> No.4779327

>>4779323
> Kohaku
> Sion

>> No.4779347
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4779347

Overdrive's joke is... weird.

http://www.over-drive.jp/project/komo/index2.html

>> No.4779351
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4779351

>>4779320
Nitroplus is doing fake movies?

That sounds familiar.

>> No.4779362

http://twitter.com/Rin_tm41

Rin is not good with computer.

>> No.4779904
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4779904

... Woke up.
Good morning.
Woke up.
Good morning.

>> No.4779911

>>4779362
Archer says she's going to internet cafes and looking for above A-rank hackers for help

>> No.4779922

>>4779911
That's adorable.

>> No.4779961

It seems Saber went dark mode.
>Now for lunch. Moxa. As always, the meal is an ugly You're nothing.

>> No.4779977

Shinji is putting it in Sakura's ass as we speak.

>> No.4779994

Saber Alter is moe~

>> No.4780018

...is Kohaku playing Unlimited Codes?

>> No.4780026
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4780026

>> No.4780066

>>4779977
No he isn't. He wouldn't do that.

>> No.4780083

>>4780018
As Sakura, apparently.

>> No.4780119

>>4779320
HHHNNNNGGGG SONICO

>> No.4780138

It's pretty funny reading these. I hope they don't remove them after so I can spend more time reading them all.

>> No.4780195

>>4780083
That's strangely fitting.

>> No.4780226

Shit. I wish I knew more Japanese.

Then again, if I did I would probably be spending all day on twitter. So maybe it's a good thing.

>> No.4780230

http://tatari.110mb.com/tmfools/09/index.htm

Last Year's April Fools

>> No.4780248

>@Sion_Tm41 Http://Twitpic.com/1Cbkw1 - I applied a little rough in that picture.

>> No.4780263

most of rider's tweets seem to be about bicycles

>> No.4780270

>Rider

>Bicycles

Oh, I see what they did there.

>> No.4780290

>>4780248
...what

>> No.4780306

>>4780119
Sonico is a slut

>> No.4780315

>>4780290
Sion likes to photoshop it seems

>> No.4780370

Why can't canon Sion be as lovable as twitter Sion?

>> No.4780386
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4780386

Too bad someone already ruined Sion for me.

>> No.4780403

Still waiting for my Luvia twitter...

>> No.4780414

http://twitter.com/Hisui_tw41

>> No.4780436

>@Kohaku_tm41 Http://Twitpic.com/1Cbp0C - Mahopurasu ... I ... I'm full powers, that company

>> No.4780452

>>4780248
Who is that a picture of?

>> No.4780472

>>4780452
New game or another Aprils fool joke?

>> No.4780479

>>4780452
Ayako.

>> No.4780480

>>4780472

>Type Moon
>New Game

Haha yeah right

>> No.4780494

>@Saber_Tm41 @ Kohaku_Tm41 Http://Twitpic.com/1Cbp0C - and feel some sort of power. But hatred towards the Lord.

>> No.4780498

>>4780479
Really? Seems really out of character for her.

>> No.4780508

>>4780498
Oh, right, april fool. Durr.

>> No.4780513
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4780513

>>4780480

>> No.4780523

>>4780513

What does the text say?

>> No.4780526

>>4779259
Alter hates the other paletteswaps?

>> No.4780532

I wanna read sacchin's blog

also since when did 4chan have a facebook feature? or is that the april fools?

>> No.4780542

>>4780526
Regular Saber said that. She turned into Alter ~1 hour ago.

>> No.4780543

>>4780523
What do you think about basic income?

>> No.4780590

>>4780532
Go take a look at /v/, bro.

>> No.4780640

Bazett_tm41

なんですかこのオモシロガールは!? RT @Makidera_tm41: http://twitpic.com/1cbre6 - あたしの堪忍袋も爆発寸前だぜ!!

>> No.4780653

Sion_Tm41

Http://Twitpic.com/1Cbse5 - I tried to work was the limit so far.

>> No.4780659

>>4780640
>>4780653
Why are Rin's friends so popular?

>> No.4780670

>>4780659
They catch a lot of hate for being paraded around so much by Type-Moon staff...

>> No.4780738

>@Sion_Tm41 Http://Twitpic.com/1Cbtp9 - much trouble from it, also has a matching two.

>> No.4780764

I think I fell in love with "real" Sion ;_;

>> No.4780778

Saber_tm41

http://twitpic.com/1cbue6 - 台所で謎の飲料を発見した。…酒か?シロウが戻るまで、これでも飲んで我
慢するか…

>> No.4780784

>>4780778
Saber_Tm41

Http://Twitpic.com/1Cbue6 - found a mysterious drink in the kitchen. ... You drink? Shiro to return or settle for a cup of it

>> No.4780794

Welcome back Saber ヽ(°∀°)ノ

>> No.4780798

>>4780784
What the hell is being used to translate this?

>> No.4780805

>>4780798
google

>> No.4780815

Shinji_tm41

sister comes home how much can not wait. No, absolutely useless guy. ... I eat lunch outside.

>> No.4780836

Archer_tm41

>遠坂邸に前で、金色&大男の怪人と遭遇。コイツは一体―――!?

DID SHIT JUST GET REAL?

>> No.4780844

>>4780805
Google is horribad with that translation then.

It should be something like:
>http://twitpic.com/1cbue6 - A mysterious drink was found in the kitchen. Alcohol? Shirou isn't back yet, so I'll have a cup...

>> No.4780845

>>4780836
Is Gilgamesh going to get twitter too?

>> No.4780852

>>4780844

Yeah, Google is shit. You should translate some of these for us.

>> No.4780886
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4780886

>Everything is good, come back soon. The stomach is also reduced, but is not bored with you!
Good to have you back, normal Saber.

>> No.4780900

>>4780836
>Earlier at the Tosaka house, I encountered a golden & giant mysterious person. What the heck is this guy?!
MONGRELS

>> No.4780907

>>4780886
But that was posted by dark saber...

>> No.4780918

Sion_tm41

discovered. I drank the king of the Dark products on this site.http://www.typemoon.com/news800/fuyukiseisui.html

>> No.4780926

Saber Alter drank holy water, and it turned her back into regular Saber.

I wonder what this is all leading up to?

>> No.4780941

>>4780926
not normal holy water, MOE holy water.

>> No.4780948

The real prank has yet to be.

The real prank will be at the end of the day. When they delete the accounts.

>> No.4780960

Saber_Tm41

.... Phew, settled. Something, I feel very terrible things, including the mouth ....

>> No.4780971
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4780971

http://twitter.com/Kohaku_tm41/status/11410126767
>@Saber_tm41 http://twitpic.com/1cbue6 - It's obviously poison, right?☆

>> No.4780989
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4780989

Twitter is for fags, Luvia knows.

>> No.4780997

Gilgamesh twitter where?

>> No.4780999

Saber_tm41

after being summoned in January 2004, six years stupid. I dropped my stomach and just have single-mindedly muttered, irresponsible, and I want to graduate a story hungry.

>> No.4781014

>>4780999
Dat lampshade hanging

>> No.4781019
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4781019

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.4781042

>>4781019
It's case sensitive.

http://twitter.com/Satsuki_tm41

>> No.4781054

>>4781042
Fake.

>> No.4781070

>>4781042
suspicious

>> No.4781093

Kohaku_Tm41

Http://Twitpic.com/1Cc0H8 - I feel that God has turned around and hue!

>> No.4781102

http://twitter.com/Bazett_tm41

I just noticed this one.

>> No.4781109

Shinji_tm41

lost pride as I enter the store but I am not the same. Surprisingly, the shops now, I have to average 350 yen in season!

>> No.4781120

>>4780971

>It's obviously poison

wat.

>> No.4781129

>>4781102
She's been trying to get a job all day.

>> No.4781154

>>4781129
Nobody wants to hire a drunken Irish whore.

>> No.4781182

There are accounts for Shirou, Saber, Archer, Rider, Rin (though she hasn't posted anything to it yet because she's bad at technology. As I type this Archer is sneaking into her bedroom to check on her, making MGS jokes along the way), Shinji, Bazette, Kohaku, Sion, and Makidera, of all possible people.

It's kind of sad, this is actually pretty funny to follow in an extremely nerdy way if you can understand a decent amount of moonspeak, but pretty lame if you don't, and all the accounts together move too fast to really translate well.

>> No.4781218

>>4781154
She was part of Putin's Secret Police.

>> No.4781231

>>4781182

>No Lancer

Aww that sucks.

>> No.4781243

>>4781218
What.

>> No.4781253
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4781253

Is there no Ilya twitter?

>> No.4781259

>>4781253
Underage

>> No.4781260

>>4781253
Like Ilya could use a computer

>> No.4781262

>>4781259
She's 19.

>> No.4781276

>>4781260
She could get Berserker to type for her, right?

>> No.4781280

>>4781102
>Pamphlet found!
>I was lured into the back alleys and was lucky

I GUESS YOU COULD ASK YOURSELF ONLY ONE QUESTION BAZETT

DO YOU FEEL LUCKY?

WELL DO YA PUNK!

>> No.4781281

>>4781253
It's been 6 years. She's probably dead.

>> No.4781286

>>4781262
Saber makes a joke about being summoned 6 years ago. So Ilya's in her mid 20s now.

>> No.4781288

>>4781281
;_;

>> No.4781291

>>4781281
What a terrible future we live in.

>> No.4781304

>>4781281
Except Shirou was talking about Illya sleeping earlier today.

>> No.4781308

>>4781288
>>4781291
Oh come on guys, I want an Iskandar twitter but you don't see me whining about it.

>> No.4781312

>>4781304
She's still freeloading after 6 years? Ilya is a no good NEET.

>> No.4781316

>>4781312
Hey, younger brothers have to take care of their older sisters, you know?

...Wait a minute...

>> No.4781318

>>4781312
I'm sure she has ways to pay Shirou for her food and housing.

>> No.4781324

>>4781318
Oh, what are you implying?

>> No.4781325

>>4781312
She can leech off me anytime, if you know what I mean.

>> No.4781329

>>4781324
Einsbern unlimited credit account.

>> No.4781331

Sion is so moe

>> No.4781334

>>4781308
It would probably go along the lines of:
"Gee, Rider. What are we going to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Waver. Try to take over the world."

>> No.4781337

This is the first time I've ever wished April 1 wouldn't end. I want to follow Saber's Twitter forever. ;_;

>> No.4781340

>>4781324
I'm implying that she can pay him with her body. By having sex. With him.

>> No.4781343

>>4781337
Given an unlimited amount of time even a Rin could figure out how to computer.

>> No.4781355

>>4781340
Nah, Illya would just let him fuck Lesritt or something.

>> No.4781359

>>4781343
Unfortunately, she still sucks a it now.

>> No.4781360

>>4781355
Why would anyone want to fuck Leysritt though?

>> No.4781366

>>4781360
She's a sweet girl.

>> No.4781367
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4781367

>>4781276
Chubby fingers cant type

>>4781334

>> No.4781379
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4781379

>>4781360
Because she has a nice body.

>> No.4781384

>>4781379
After you're done, you can use her has a pillow and fall asleep.

>> No.4781389

>>4781367
I find it funny that Iskander's rank of C in magic would cause him to be instantly defeated by Medusa. But that's unrelated to the current topic.

>> No.4781397

>>4781384
D'awww.

>> No.4781406
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4781406

>>4781389
I thought we went over this /jp/

Medusa can beat Badasses

>> No.4781412

>>4781366
She has a weird monotone voice.

>>4781379
I must admit that I don't personally see her appeal.

>> No.4781417

>>4781406
Looks fake, I can tell because there's no S rank in Nasu powerlevels.

>> No.4781425

Wait, since it's been 6 years, they're all like adults now huh?

Whatever happened to Taiga?

>> No.4781430
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4781430

>>4781406
>宝具 S

>> No.4781440

>>4781425
Probably still a teacher. Probably still unmarried. Probably still insane.

>> No.4781441

>>4781425
Got infected with penisworms and died.

>> No.4781442

>>4781440
And I wouldn't have it any other way.

>> No.4781468

>>4781412
Her appeal is >>4781384

I know you only like DFC, but having those soft chest mounds can have its benefits.

>> No.4781483

>>4781417
B A
A S
D S

Get it?

>> No.4781488

>>4781483
Not following you here

>> No.4781491

Where's the Taiga one? I'm only interested in hers.

>> No.4781494

Rin still doesn't know how to do it? That's kind of cute.

>> No.4781497

>>4781491
Doesn't have one.

>> No.4781500

I wonder how much the bored secretary gets paid to type all that crap up.

>> No.4781511

>>4781500
Its probably just some intern or temp

>> No.4781524

>>4781468
What about the lower back pain they can cause? Or the effects to the environment?

http://dagobah.biz/flash/Big_breasts_cause_global_warming.swf

>> No.4781527

>>4781524
You won't listen to anything I say because she's not a child anyway.

>> No.4781564

I'd put my penis between Leysritt's breasts.

>> No.4781582

>>4781564
As would I.

>> No.4781585

It's probably a bit too coordinated for just some lone/temp intern considering how intertwined the different accounts are, not to mention that they're still responding to some comments in-character. Probably like three interns with some planning ahead of time.

If nothing else, they probably had to get together most of the pics they posted, and the art of Mitsuzuri/Makidera in cosplay is New Product.

I wouldn't take the "six years later" comment as more than a joke about how the game came out and "happened" six years ago. This isn't some sort of super-future canon where everybody's grown up and in college or anything. Shirou and everybody mention that they're on spring break, so he's still in fucking high school. Don't read too much into it faggots.

>> No.4781587

>>4781585
I'll wait for an official statement from Nasu

>> No.4781598

>>4781587
"NOTHING ADMITTED"
-Nasu's twitter

>> No.4781609

>>4781598
>brb Demon's Souls
>Nasu's twitter

fixed

>> No.4781854

Holy shit Rin is tweeting

>> No.4781864

>It was possible to finally do this.

>It's good.

>> No.4781887

>私も日記をはじめてみたわ! これからはネットの時代だものね、最新
の魔術師として華麗に乗りこなしてみせるなう。

>……とにかく、なうってつければいいのよね……?

Oh Rin...

>> No.4781888

>>4781854
Tech-retarded moe~~ I love mai waifu.

>> No.4781894
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4781894

Rin: ... Anyway, I hope you've got a thick ...?

>> No.4781905

Oh my god Rin is using Twitter as a diary.

>> No.4781913

>>4781905
Doesn't even seem to be aware of the other people commenting.

>> No.4781920

>>4781905
What can I say? Mai waifu is the best.

>> No.4781924

>After being summoned in January 2004, six years stupid. I dropped my stomach and just have single-mindedly muttered, irresponsible, and I want to graduate a story hungry.

You can say that again, Seiba.

>> No.4781926

>3月×日

Oh, Rin.

>> No.4781927

you can have her.

I'll wait for Luvia's twitter.

>> No.4781928

How can they use a Twitter at the same time? I mean, there's the only one computer in the Shirou's home for sure.

>> No.4781936

>>4781927
>I'll wait for Luvia's twitter.

TM forgot about this shitty character already.

>> No.4781937

>>4781928
Their phones?

>> No.4781954

>>4781913
She doesn't even seem to think anyone can read it.

>> No.4781957

Oh man Rin is so stupid this 4/1 it's adorable. I love her~~~<3

>> No.4781960
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Rin spamming Twitter like crazy.

>> No.4781961

>見られてるって、何が? なんで? なう

Oh god I just spit what I was drinking all over my desk.

>> No.4781965

>>4781928

Conveniently overlooked for the purposes of this exercise. Putting Rin aside, do you really think Saber or Bazett would know how to use and have the means to use Twitter?

That said, they did mention Shirou and Sion being in a net cafe/manga cafe earlier, I think. Though most of these seem to be done by cell phone or PC.

>> No.4781966

Oh my goooood just imagine Rin's state right now... so adorable.

>> No.4781968

>>4781961
T'is her own fault.

>> No.4781972

Rin is such a baka.

"how do i delete!? Just turn off computer!?"

>> No.4781975

>これが噂の錬金術師か……!
http://twitpic.com/1cbkw1

PFFFFFFF

>> No.4781977

# Outlet outlet! 1 minute ago via Twit
# Power? You should clean your PC's! ? 1 minute ago via Twit
# Good response, more than that sled, how to erase it! ? 2 minutes ago via Twit
# I know! Now die! After killing all dead! 2 minutes ago via Twit
# A --- Hmmmmm, you're watching anything without permission! ! ! ? 3 minutes ago via Twit
# What I seen, what? Why? Nau 05 minutes ago via Twit
# Yes? 5 minutes ago via Twit


Ahahah poor Rin.

>> No.4781982

Rin's tech-challenged antics warm my heart.

>> No.4781987

>>4781968
It was the なう that got me. As soon as I saw that I just lost it.

>> No.4781991

>>4781987

Ditto. I'm only so-so on my japanese netspeak but I still just lost it.

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4781999

>>4781406

>implying BROlexander The Great cannot kill a Gorgon

>> No.4782001

Rin probably blew up the net cafe.

>> No.4782005

>>4781987

Explain plox.

>> No.4782010

Somebody needs to do a proper translated version of this once the event ends, babelfish is ass.

>> No.4782023

>>4782005
>plox

>>4782001
That is so adorable.

>> No.4782028

Even David Letterman is better at the twitter than Rin.

>> No.4782030

Damn it, this is too much fun. Type-Moon should hire people just to keep this up.

>> No.4782031

>>4782028
That's what makes her so cute!

>> No.4782035

>193 posts and 19 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

ITT, kids who can't take an April Fools Day joke

>> No.4782038

>>4782035

... wow, you're retarded

>> No.4782040
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4782040

>>4782035
Looks like someone's mad

>> No.4782041

>>4782035
Maybe you should read the thread, dumbass.

>> No.4782042
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4782042

Meanwhile, Rider's posting pictures. First some cherry blossoms, then a RL bridge that looks remarkably like the one in Fuyuki. Then "the usual majestic figure", shown here.

>> No.4782043

>>4782035
lol

Anyway, so Rin just killed her tmitter-ing device right?

>> No.4782045

>>見られてるって、何が? なんで? なう
Why would she be using twitter-speek if she is just using it for the first time?
Is it some sort of prompt that she is confused about?

The explanations for the various uses of なう aren't precise enough for me to get the joke.

>> No.4782048
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http://www13.plala.or.jp/french/uso2010.htm

French breads joke.

I WANTED THIS TO BE REAL

>> No.4782051

If you can figure out magic and shit, shouldn't a computer be pretty easy to figure out? Or is Rin the proverbial scientist who can't program a VCR?

>> No.4782053

# @Rin_tm41 リン? もしやもう電源コードを切断してしまった頃でしょうか。 13 minutes ago via Twit in reply to Rin_tm41
# @Rin_tm41 リン、落ち着いてください。 17 minutes ago via Twit in reply to Rin_tm41


Rider is making fun of Rin.

>> No.4782055
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)=

>> No.4782056

>>4782045
~なう is pretty much "Right now I'm ~". Rin doesn't know how to use it. She also uses it wrong in one of her early Tweets, and then follows up with "That's how you use 'nau', right?". That's the joke.

>> No.4782061
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>> No.4782064

>>4782051

It's like in Arcanum, magic and science are opposing forces. If you're good at one of them you're ass at the other, and Rin is very good at magic so she's complete ass at science.

In F/HA she spent an entire day trying to fax the script to her play.

>> No.4782066

>>4782064
That is just so cute.

>> No.4782068

Needs more Berserker:

█████████████████▇▇▆▆▇▇▇▅▅▅▄▌!

>> No.4782069

>>4782048
>>4782061
>>4782055
that is awesome

>> No.4782070

>>4782064
>It's like in Arcanum, magic and science are opposing forces

Bullshit. Toukou is good at science and magic.

>> No.4782071

>>4782070
But she's not a moe.

>> No.4782072

>>4781406
>Medusa cant beat badasses
Good god 2 hours later and i find the mistake

>> No.4782074

>>4782071
She's downright sexy.

>> No.4782078

>>4782071
She's perfect

>> No.4782084
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4782084

On the subject of april fools, I'm laughing at /v/ right now.

>> No.4782085

Shinji is making fun of Rin too.

That's epic.

>> No.4782088

Saber's surfing the internet.
http://www.typemoon.com/news800/tmn03wiusiv.html

>> No.4782091

>>4782085
So is Makidera.

>> No.4782103

>No Caster,Lancer or Gilgamesh twitters

This is a sad day

>> No.4782104

It's like they really exist ;_;

>> No.4782108

>>4782104
Right? I really need to go to bed, but I know they'll be gone when I wake up. ;_;

>> No.4782109

>>4782108
Just imagine sending Rin a message and her trying to figure out how to retweet you. so hnnnnggg

>> No.4782111

>>4782041

lol u mad retard?

>> No.4782120

>Nau unemployed.
>I'm a bad girl ... ...

Bazett is ;_;

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>> No.4782139

I'm guessing everyone will be having dinner at the Emiya house at 8. They'll probably tweet some picture of them all around the table and leave it at that.

>> No.4782149
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Type moon is the best.
Bawww. ;_;
Shiki should teach Arc how to twit.

>> No.4782150

Looks like dinner's ready at Saber's house

>> No.4782158

Oh shi-

Bazett's on tv. Guess we'll find out why she was fired after holding a job for 5 minutes?

>> No.4782166

how does it feel like to be replied by rider and saber? ;_; some greek anon should reverse troll rider by replying her in greek.

>> No.4782185

>>4782166
Saber asked some random user if he wanted to come over to eat. I hate him so much.

>> No.4782202

Shinji_tm41

なんだかテレビで怪獣みたいな女が暴れていた。やっぱり背が高すぎる女性
ってどうかと思うな。あれは怪物にしか見えないよ。

Bazett ;_;

>> No.4782204

Holy shit Rider is tweeting 2-3 times a minutes.

>> No.4782222

I like how Rider keeps dodging questions about Sakura, particularly her cooking.

>> No.4782242
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4782242

Almost 8. ヽ(°∀°)ノ

I... shouldn't be this excited to see what Saber's having for dinner. Part of me want's this to continue forever, but another part knows it'd be bad for my health.

>> No.4782251

>>4782242
Up all night, reading tweets of fictional characters.

Livin' the dream.

>> No.4782255

>>4782166
suggest something and I'll tweet it(in greek)

>> No.4782265
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Saber's dinner!

>> No.4782266

>>4782255
"my government's debt is bigger than shirou's jackhammer"

>> No.4782272

Sakura hasn't been seen by anyone today.

Oh wow.

>> No.4782273

>>4782255
whats for dinner tonight

>> No.4782281

>>4782272
Sakura missing, Gilgamesh hanging out in front of Rin's house, something must be going on.

>> No.4782293

>>4782273
Delivered, along with greetings to her sisters. Waiting for reply, orz.

>> No.4782419
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;___;

>> No.4782432

Shinji:
Watching the UBW Movie. I'm so awesome.

>> No.4782463
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Rin: 22 tweets, 8987 followers
Rider: 148 tweets, 8955 followers

Why so told, Rider?

>> No.4782481

Saber's taking a bath. (;´Д`)ハァハァ

>> No.4782488

>>4782463
Everyone was stylin' on Rin earlier. Don't even start, bra.

>> No.4782505

>>4782463
Everyone has been waiting for Rin to finally start.

>> No.4782517

>>4782463
Why is Rin such a junkie?

>> No.4782536

>No Caster twitter

;_;

>> No.4782554
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>>4782536
They have no internets.

>> No.4782567

>>4782554
;_;

And I wanted the Fake Assassin and Caster twitters so much

>> No.4782570

Everyone is done with dinner. I hope Rider responds to Greek Anon.

>> No.4782609

Today... they are all real people ;_;

>> No.4782622

>>4782570

Doesn't Rider speak the ancient kind of greek?

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Saber is done with her bath.


Hnnnnng

>> No.4782644

>>4782622
That doesn't mean she won't respond. But seriously, she won't respond.

>> No.4782660

OH, TYPE MOON

>> No.4782664

>>4782622
Well yes, but my ancient greek are almost inexistant. However, i intend to ask her in japanese if she has forgotten her mother language if she doesn't reply like this.

>> No.4782665

Why doesn't Saber type in English? She is a king after all.

>> No.4782675

>>4782665
The same reason she doesn't use English in the game?

>> No.4782676

Rider is naked

>> No.4782681

全裸なう。
I'm so fucking hard right now.

>> No.4782688
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Rider_tm41

>全裸なう。

OH GOD

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>> No.4782694

oh god yes

>> No.4782695

>>4782641
I start to think TM puts more work in their April Fool's than actual shit.
Also, try this:
'Τί δειπνοποιησόμεθα νή Δία;'

No excuse for her.

>> No.4782707

>>4781527
I suppose that is true.

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>>4782665
;_;

>> No.4782714

冗談です。

Uaagh. Damn it, Rider.

>> No.4782719
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Rider and Saber in bath.

>> No.4782731

Of course Saber knows English.

However, the intern making her tweets does not.

>> No.4782739 [DELETED] 

GTFO
First this shit with fb, I hope this is just an april's joke and now twitter cancer on my /jp/
WTF

>> No.4782747

>>4782739
10/10.

I April fools!

>> No.4782757

>>4782739
You do know these are all fictional characters, right?

>> No.4782769

>>4782757
You shut your whore mouth!

>> No.4782775

>>4782757
What!?

>> No.4782776

TODAY THEY ARE REAL

REAL I TELL YOU

>> No.4782778

>>4782769
>>4782739

Reported.

>> No.4782786

>>4782757
They're real to me

>> No.4782800

Someone should ask Saber to marry them.

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>>4782757
>accurate portrayal of the employee making these tweets

>> No.4782840

Someone should ask Saber what she thought of the Monty Python movie about her.

>> No.4782844

>>4782800
Or offer Bazett a "job"

>> No.4782859

>>4782840
I like this idea, somebody do it.

>> No.4782864

>>4782688
>>4782681
>>4782676
Nasu wanks over rider for the 4th time today

>> No.4782870

Saber has almost 16,000 followers...

>> No.4782895 [DELETED] 

is this nau thing twitter moonslang?

>> No.4782954

Black Sakura here to rape the shit out of everyone.

>> No.4782971

Makidera_tm41

(´・ω・`) アルェー

>> No.4783013
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Looks like it's over. Noticed Shinji's tweets are now protected.

>> No.4783016

>>4782870
Of course the king has the most followers.

>> No.4783025

>>4783013
maybe they're just being drowned by spam

>> No.4783030

>>4783013

The shit? Fuck, they're deleting their shit! Fuck! SOmebody save it all right now! Fycj!L

>> No.4783039

http://twitter.com/kurosakura_tm41

I think she ate Shinji.

>> No.4783040

http://twitter.com/kurosakura_tm41

HOLY SHIT

>> No.4783047

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.4783059

Oh god, so that's why Shinji's gone

>> No.4783073

>>4783039
>>4783040
>different background
FAKE

>> No.4783078

>>4783073
>Tmitter watermarks

>> No.4783081

>>4783073
It has TMitter on it, plus over 3000 followers. I'd say it's real.

>> No.4783087

SHINJI'S TWITTER HAS THE SAKURA BACKGROUND NOW HOLY SHIT

>> No.4783089
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If a person were looking to connect for the first time they were certainly worth the shame brought on dirt.

>> No.4783090

I wonder how long it will take for Sakura to stuff everyone else inside her.

>> No.4783093
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>> No.4783115

Shinji confirmed for dead

>> No.4783120

>>4783115
>>4783093
Is my mind leaking? Are you reading it?

>> No.4783126

I hope somebody saved original SHinji's page.

>> No.4783140
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>> No.4783149

Goodnight Sweet Prince. ;_;

>> No.4783154

I think Rider is next.....

>> No.4783172

NOOOO RIDER DON'T GO!!

>> No.4783191

>>4782695
Sorry, rider only speaks ancient greek.

>> No.4783194

WHY ARE THEY TWEETING WHILE BEING EATEN

GOD DAMN IT SHIROU, DO SOMETHING

>> No.4783200

It seems that the day of much joy has turned into a day of utter sadness.

ALL BECAUSE OF THAT SLUT

>> No.4783204

Wow, Rider really tweeted about masturbation. Classy.

>> No.4783214

>>4783204
...Wait, what?

>> No.4783220

>>4783194
…………。
4 minutes ago via Twit

>> No.4783229

What the hell is Sion talking about?

>> No.4783243
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Navel's joke:

http://www.project-navel.com/navel/super_karuo_brassieres/

>> No.4783245

AND THEN SHIROU WAS AVENGER.

>> No.4783251
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Avenger!

>> No.4783259

Where is my precious Aoko?

>> No.4783263

>>4782800
セイバー! 俺だー! 結婚してくれー!
とか?

>> No.4783279

Hisui only had an account for thirty seconds and all she said was "Hello, sister, No, sister."

Stupid maid.

>> No.4783284

>>4783279
Probably a fake. Didn't have the watermarks.

>> No.4783289

ショミンショミンショミンショミンショミンショミンショミンショミンショ
ミンショミンショミンショミンショミンショミンショミンショミンショミ
ンショミンショミンショミンショミンショミンショミンショミンショミン
ショミンショミンショミンショミンショミンショミンショミンショミン

>> No.4783291

>ああ、待ちに待った、ありがたくもないカーテンコールだ! それでは
有象無象のボンクラども! また来年、違ったカタチでお会いしましょう!

>> No.4783438

So...
Shirow = Avenger
Sakura = Dark Sakura
Shinji dies
nobody cries
Rider & Saber is clean now
Tohsaka is tsun tsun because she can't use pc well; also uses she uses twitter as lj
Rider's dream is a bicycle

>> No.4783443

>>4783438
>also she uses twitter as lj

fix

>> No.4783519

Saber's acc got taken down. Best april fool ever. Was fun when it last.

>> No.4783525

THE FUCK, THEY DELETED ALL THE TWITTER PAGES?!?!

>> No.4783614

>>4783525
>THE FUCK, THEY DELETED ALL THE TWITTER PAGES?!?!

Fun is over.

>> No.4783645

It's like a dream or a massive troll.

>> No.4783681

i miss seiba :(

>> No.4783782
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This was a triumph.
I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

>> No.4783857

Did anybody save the fake news articles "tmn03wiusiv" and "fuyuki021ug"? (As in, 'save page as...' html saved.)

I got all the others but ended up missing those before it all got taken down. I don't strictly NEED them, but without them the copy I'll be putting up is going to be a little lacking.

>> No.4783865
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Did anyone save some of the Twitter pages right before they were deleted?

Especially Rider's.

>> No.4783873

>>4783865
You have a cookies bro.

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>>4783873
I was asleep for the last couple hours, unfortunately.

>> No.4783907

>>4783879
As was I.

Hopefully the Tatari guy able to archive things.

>> No.4783911

Which accounts still exists ?

>> No.4783928

Saber: http://pastebin.com/UAGzg99i

>> No.4783973

>>4783907

Tatari guy here: >>4783857

I was able to grab all the text, the pictures and most of the news articles. But like I said, I'm missing two news articles since I wasted my time trying to save every single tweet page and didn't notice them until after they got deleted.

Someone else posted them all in a screenshot though over on /fate/

http://www.wakachan.org/fate/res/91294.html

>> No.4784367

>>4783928

Can we get the rest of these with translations please?

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