/jp/ - Otaku Culture

that's not funny, my cat died that way

You are the one in the washing machine.

>>4779277
What kind of an irresponsible owner puts a cat in a washer and turns in on?

>>4779277
youre right, that example is much more amusing

>>4779287
How does one turn on a cat?

>>4779289
Heavy petting?

This thread is ridiculous.

It is funny to me.

>>4779289
Ask /an/. Just don't tell them you're from /jp/. We want to avoid another incident like earlier.

>>4779299

I'll ask them.

Someone tell me if they've already done it now so I don't make two threads, proving we're from a board.

>>4779299
But /an/ is so friendly! They would never do us harm.

Because she's a dirty slut.

More importantly, why is she crying? It must be fun to be in a washing machine.

I thought we established a long time ago that we were in the washing machine and she was crying because she was sad we were in it.

>>4779521
Why would she be sad that we are in a washing machine?

No, you are the cat in the washing machine, and she can't get you out.

>>4779534
>No, you are Chami in the washing machine, and she can't get you out.
fixed

>>4779528
Because every moment we are not together is precious time wasted.

She's not in a washing machine. She's looking through the window of an airlock door.
You see, the protagonist and this character were escaping an underwater research facility via submersible. As their propulsion system starts to run out of energy, they begin to sink very slowly. The protagonist decides that the easiest and surest way to lower the submersible's weight would be to jettison himself from the vehicle. The girl, who is carrying the protagonist's child, vehemently opposes the idea, but before she can react, the protagonist shuts himself in the airlock and proceeds to lodge himself into the ocean floor, where he presumably dies.
BUT DOESNT

>>4779528

because she wants all the fun to herself

Why are you crying, Mama?

>>4779549
pff, where did you come up with that ridiculous theory? There's no way that that's anything but a girl in a washing machine.

>>4779567
That looks delicious.

There we go, now we've got a proper Ever 17 thread going.

Tsugumi is a slut, getting knocked up by a guy she hardly knew

not so good

>>4779651
You may be with a person for 5 years and never get to know him or her. But you can also completely get to know a person in 5 days.
It's not the time, it's the intensity. For those 5 days, they had to depend on each other, they had to put their lives in another person's hand. And they did it together, they realized they could trust each other.
There is no better situation to get to know a person than that, and that's why Tsugumi is not a slut, but the perfect waifu.

If she's NOT in the washing machine, why are there bubbles on her side?

>>4779669
There aren't.

>>4779660
You're not so good.

>>4779669
Those are tears

>>4779666
that's some nice pasta

>>4779673

>>4779684

>>4779666
They could have at least used a condom, I mean goddamn

>>4779687

>>4779698
>implying either of them would have access to a condom.

Never7 is much better than Ever17

>>4779711
notaverygoodcall.bmp

>>4779705
Well then they shouldn't have had sex in the first place.

>>4779711
Never7 doesn't have Coco. So no.

>>4779711
You best be trollin' negroid.

>>4779716
>>4779749
>>4779767
>never played it

>>4779727

Tsugumi raped him so

is never7 translated?

>>4779829
No, they had consensual sex in the missionary position.

She is inside of a submarine.
You are outside of a submarine.
You are going to die.

yeah, that was what I thought, too

Wouldn't it be more of a dryer than a washing machine?

>>4780194
front loading washing machines are that rare these days?

>>4780130
What's the point of that drawer on the bottom of the washer?

>>4780198
Yes.
Also, if it was a washing machine, wouldn't it have water in it?

>>4779549
he doesnt'?

anyway if he's so manly he could just dismantle some stuff from the sub and throw it out

>>4781236
sounds like a shitty plot device to me

>>4781268

read the vn bro