/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Fascinating.

Yeah they just have to molest little boys.

I believe in god.


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The only thing christiany is worth for is trolling atheists.

that is so /jp/ related

thanks for your stupid copy pasta

in believe in life, i don't need a god.

Finger your asshole while fapping.

Now you're no longer tired of fapping.

That is an IMPOSING cathedral.

Watch out for Assassins crawling on it.

>>4748372
>>4748374
>>etc

I'm not saying that I believe in god, I'm just saying that those celibate guys might be holding on to some useful secrets.

>>4748363
>>4748373

People fresh from /a/ and /v/ detected. Clearly, you don't remember that guy talking about how "/jp/ should be priests" and "being a medieval priest is basically TYPE-MOON powerlevel discussion, but with angels"

>Also, even if you don't believe in god, you have to admit that believing in something that isn't true isn't such a bad thing if it absolves your fear of death.

Believe in Kamen Rider. Simple.

>>4748403
Make excuses.
Still isn't /jp/ related.

>>4748352
So you're saying that God is the only way to control our bodies?
Seems like a cop-out to me. Just stop masturbating. It's not like it's heroin or something, you can do this.
Also a lot of things absolve your fear of death, many of which aren't true. I mean, a lot of people probably fear death because of Hell in the first place.

>>4748403
>TYPE-MOON powerlevel discussion, but with angels

Metatron = Sandalphon > Moses > All other angels.

Old Testament canon.

>>4748418

Allow me to rephrase that.

>I'm just saying that those celibate guys might be holding on to some useful secrets.

The secret to not getting laid?

>>4748421

What makes Sandalphon so powerful?

I thought the dude was just HUGE.

>>4748423
Allow me to rephrase that:
I've reported all of your posts.

>>4748421
What about Gabriel and FORM BLAZING SWORD?

>>4748438

Anyone still have "saged, hidden, reported, called the cops.jpg"?

>>4748352
How the hell is this troll on board topic?

Consider your thread "peed," fucker.

>>4748432
Average angels (which Moses lays waste without a second thought) measured a few astronomical units. Sandalphon is bigger and is burning. Think a star that goes all the way from Sun to Alpha Centauri. Now imagine if that star was sentient and covered with burning eyes and a million wings and wheels. This is Sandalphon.

>>4748453

Got a picture?

>>4748457
>>4748453
>>4748421

wait what

>>4748443
The big 7 archangels have their own tier.

>>4748443
I'd say Arael or Armisael take the crown. Both could only be beaten by sacrificing something valuable (disregarding the clones issue).

Leliel and Zeruel were also special cases, that could only be beaten by BERZERKER.

>>4748457
It's hard to find pictures of the angels as they're actually described since they're so fucked up as shit and vague and I guess religiousfags prefer just drawing a single-headed dude with one pair of wings.

>>4748453
Oh yeah Sandalphon also has 70000 heads.

This is related to Otaku Culture.

Priests and celibacy are not /jp/ related.

>>4748487

If you stretch the term a little, monks and priests can be described as Christianity otakus.

>>4748485
That only means it can give 70000 blowjobs at once.

What a slut.

>>4748464

In pure physical force, though, Zeruel is by far the most powerful.

Compare.
Sachiel battering at NERV defenses, unable to penetrate the first level before being engaged by 01.
Ramiel taking a full day to burrow through 5 layers of defense.
Zeruel eliminating 18 levels of defense in one shot. And the rest with the next.

Furthermore, it's the only angel with an apparent cover for its core, protecting it even further from conventional weaponry. Its bladed arms are versatile and efficient, and the brute force of its eyebeams are unmatched.

Sandalphon is as tall as "a height of five hundred years' journey"
some sources also say he's made out of fucking fire

>>4748487
Yes, in fact this thread is very much related to otaku culture. Christian mythos and symoblism are widely popular in Japanese media, with angelic beings being used and overused by many games and animation series (take for example the recently translated Eien no Aselia) and the cross motif adorning many a character's attire. From Neon Genesis Evangelion to Tears to Tiara, understanding Christian fantasy, regardless of your actual religious orientation (if any), will help you enjoy the presented content.

>>4748515
Actually Sandalphon is taller than some other angel by a journey of 500 years.

>>4748453
>>4748471
>>4748485

Oh christ.

>>4748520
That's stretching it reeeeeeally thin.
Beyond that, OP wasn't talking about Christian mythos relating to Japanese media, so you're still wrong.

>>4748528

Hadraniel, who's name literally means "majesty of God" (im-fucking-pressive) and is something like 2.1 million miles tall.

>>4748485
>>4748501

Just think, there's a picture of this out there, somewhere.

because leliel is the best and most powerful angel

WHAT'S UP WITH ANGELS BEING FUCKING SKYSCRAPERS!? FUCKING JESUS!

Fuck I need to read the Old Testament.

>>4748558

WHAT'S UP WITH MOON RABBITS BEING LITTLE GIRLS!? FUCKING JESUS!

>>4748531
>Oh christ.
Confirmed for God Tier.

>>4748561
>Fuck I need to read the Old Testament.
Don't bother, none of this cool stuff is in it.

>>4748570
Oh. Well what chapters have all the crazy shit, aside from Revelations?

>>4748558
Angels are angels, fucking incomprehensible servants of God. I mean, look at Cherubim, these days they're depicted as little naked babies with wings. This is what a Cherubim is.

>>4748570
>>4748561

Yeah this is from the Torah.

Read the Torah, also 1001 Arabian Nights. Jesus gets some cool stuff in the islamic mythos, like the fish Bahamut.

>At this sight Isa fell down aswoon, and when he came to himself, Allah spake to him by inspiration, saying, 'O Isa, hast thou seen the fish and comprehended its length and its breadth?' He replied, 'By Thy honour and glory, O Lord, I saw no fish; but there passed me by a great bull, whose length was three days' journey, and I know not what manner of thing this bull is.' Quoth Allah, 'O Isa, this that thou sawest and which was three days in passing by thee, was but the head of the fish; and know that every day I create forty fishes like unto this.

[Translators note: Isa means jeezus]
Oh, and Bahamut is actually so large he makes Sandalphon look like a tinker-toy. Unlike the bull Kujata which stands atop Bahamut, it's never implied that Bahamut has any extra body parts or quirks, it's just
REALLY
FUCKING
BIG.

>>4748592

Bahamut was a fish before he was a dragon god. Learn your legends.

Thrones are cool as well.

Well you could say the same about any desire. Tell a happy man he shouldn't desire to eat and he'll tell you you're a moron. Tell a starving man that being forced to have to eat sucks and he might just agree with you. I think it's parallel to your masturbation problem.

>>4748587
This is starting to sound like some mecha bullshit

>>4748572
Dude, none of this cool stuff is in any part of the Bible at all. Even Revelations doesn't have anything on par with "height of a 500-years journey."

>>4748587

Big Fish was a decent movie

Okay guys, I've found my book. Moses up in this motherfucker. This is the story of Moses getting the Torah.

>Moses' first encounter is with the angel Kemuel. This being, who seems to guard the entrance to Heaven - "He is in command of twelve thousand angels of destruction who sit at the gates of Heaven" - gives Moses a severe tongue lashing. Moses is a creature of filth, what is he doing in a place of purity? Moses stands his ground: "I am the son of Amram, and I came to get Torah for Israel. " When Kemuel does not let him pass, Moses wipes him out of existance with a single blow.

By another account, Kemuel gets so fucking scared that he runs 13000 parasangs (= about 71133 km) away. Oh yeah, Moses also has divine "horns of splendor" and rams through angels like a fucking bull.

Next in line is Hadarniel. This fellow is six hundred thousand parasangs tall, which is about about eight times the distance between Earth and the moon. Every time he speaks, twelve thousand lightning bolts flash through the sky (This is where Moses starts getting scared. ) And even Hadarniel pisses its pants at the mention of Sandalphon.

>Also, even if you don't believe in god, you have to admit that believing in something that isn't true isn't such a bad thing if it absolves your fear of death.

True, but 100% of the time, it leads to trying to absolve blame for all your and society's problems, blaming them on the devil, calling them "God's plan", or finding some other way of not solving anything by praying.

>>4748601
>>4748618

To throw back to Bahamut's HUGEness, the bull Kujata who stands atop Bahamut's head is 500 500 year journeys long. He has 500 body parts, each 500 year walks apart.
He looks fucked up.

P.S. you apparently can't look at Bahamut's HUGEness without having your head explode, or something. It was supposed to be meaningful that Jesus didn't die from that glimpse he saw.

>>4748618
Moses = Dante from DMC.

>>4748624

1. It's spelled Kujuta.

2. he actually has [sic] "four thousand eyes, and the equal amount of ears, mouths, noses, tongues, and feet, with a distance of a journey of 500 years between each of them (e.g. from eye to eye)"

>>4748639
He must have huge guts!
RIP AND TEAR!

Falak > Bahamut

>>4748618
>Oh yeah, Moses also has divine "horns of splendor" and rams through angels like a fucking bull.
Okay, now you're just TRANSLATION ERROR up in this motherfucker.

>>4748657
Well, the other meaning is that his face shone, which probably means he had divine eyebeams.

Or facebeams.

>>4748678
>divine eyebeams.

>>4748678
JESUSBEAM

>>4748657
>>4748678
Moses was a little magical girl. The jewish hexagram is obviously inspired from her magical circles, and HORNS OF SPLENDOR was her main attack, two beams spiraling forward in a helix shape.

>>4748678

>>4748770
Indeed. And painting pictures of Mohammad was forbidden because actually he was a shy little girl.

Bumping an interesting thread above the spam.

Meido, where are you?

>>4749389

4chan is giving our maid a run for his money lately. Every board seems to enjoy raiding us lately.

>>4749420
Why can't just more mods be hired then?

>>4749514
Because moot is a lazy faggot.

That nonsensical discussion about angels blew my mind.

Anyways, OP. God never forbids either sex or masturbation in the Bible. The Church is the one telling us not to have sex ever and that masturbation is a sin.

>>4749514
Because it's difficult to hire good mods, moot says. Of course, this is ignoring the fact that you can easily monitor and dismiss mods that aren't good after hiring them.

>>4749389
>Bumping a non /jp/ related thread
Lesser of two evils, I suppose.

>>4749814
A demon's energy is sexual.

I believe in God, because I am his servant after all.