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Cirno and Yuuka isn't weird at all. It makes perfect sense.

Parsee and... Lunasa?

All pairings are fucking weird and retarded.

Except, maybe, Sakuya and Remilia.

>>4746173
Nice troll, picking one of the pairings with the most obnoxious fans.

Do either pixiv or danbooru have any sort of crack pairing tag? That would be useful.

Tewi (Luck) x Hina (Misfortune)

>>4746180

How the hell are fans of a pairing annoying? Besides it makes more sense than any other.

>>4746188

>>4746188
Urge to write fanfiction rising

>>4746194

Nothing. Since their respective powers affect, y'know, only humans.

>>4746191
If you ever spent time around fans, you'd understand. Not even going to bother arguing your second point since you don't care.

Slightly odd, but awesome nontheless.

Tewi and Hina is the only thing ITT that makes sense.

>>4746173
sdm fag spotted

>>4746148
this isn't weird. play Cirno's route in PoFV

>>4747040
She scares the shit out of Cirno! Now, Aya and Cirno, there's a pairing from Cirno's PoFV route.

あたいは氷の精よ？　太陽な訳ないじゃん。

Haven't seen a Cirno x Yuuka dump in a while.

>>4747142
That's not weird. They talked to each other.

>>4746166
This. They fit perfectly.

>>4747211

>>4747215

Yuka is Cirno's guardian while Letty is away.

>>4747206
You're the one fairy we don't need in spring.
Don't you go wild.
Flowers are gonna wilt.

The hand I pick flowers with freezes the flowers! This is so fun.

Oh, I wasn't really saying anything bad about you.
Flowers are weak to the cold is all.

I ripped a flower or two into pieces! (Anyone can rip up a flower or two. )

There are no animals or plants that prefer the cold.
No matter where you go you'll be hated.

>>4747230
Reimu was just having a bad day, you know? She didn't mean that...

>>4747239

With a Cirno and Satori pairing there might be some interference and a buffer overflow or two.

>>4747211
>>4747215
>>4747218

DIE

>>4747247
Satori (the race) developed defense mechanisms against that a long time ago. It's dangerous to read minds without protection...

>>4747261
I guess a proper DDoS protection is needed.

It's the repostest.

>>4747273
Good that it was drawn before DS.

>>4747161

>>4747285
Does it matter? The Aya is a lying bitch argument will never fail.

>>4747297
Aya at least bothers to interview people. Akyuu on the other hand..

>>4747302
Akyu interviews people too. If they come to her house.

>>4747297
Until you realize "Well, they're fucking lying." is anyone's immediate response when they hear someone is telling people about something you've done that would upset other people e.g. stealing Patchouli's books, exterminating a youkai for reading etc.

The fact that everyone in Gensokyo who is important screams that she is a liar is probably actually symptomatic of how good she is at digging up dirt.

>>4747321
This would be a good argument if Aya hadn't straight up admitted that she makes shit up.

>>4747328
She embellishes a little. She doesn't make things up out of whole cloth; in that case, she wouldn't need to go outside, or take photographs. She just wouldn't give a shit, and would just write.

>>4747334
She only cares about the photos. She feels she can make shit up because the article has no purpose other than window dressing.

>>4747334
Doublespoiler elaborates on this. She is mainly a photographer and the Test is just filler. She doesn´t lie but she isn´t overly concerned with being accurate as long as the picture is good.

>>4747379
Well a picture is worth a 1000 words so..

>>4747380
She thinks a good picture is one where you can hardly make anything out. Those are easier to lie about, you see.

>>4747422
The picture has to include the "boss", at least.

>>4747430
Yeah, but there's nothing guaranteeing it'll be visible.

>>4747438

>>4747438
I'm still pissed that that fucking pairing has so much more fanart than this.

Any pairing of someone very popular with someone obscure, with and no apparent reasoning, gives the feeling that it's just forced to creature a unique image. Whereas with others you want to trace their weird, semi-justified reasoning.

I'm a bit jealous of it.

>>4747473
There's nothing wrong with wanting to cultivate a unique image.

>>4747449
Because it's better.

I'm sure at least a few weird pairings are born from way, way too much thought about how Touhous act, and then going "hey, these two would be perfect for each other." None of them ever catch on for obvious reasons.

>>4747495
It is not! I do like it a hell of a lot more than Parsee and Yuugi though, I'll give it that.

>>4747515
how the hell is that airborne?

>>4747523
Science.

They're just holding it up.

You know, this pairing doesn't seem that unlogical. Yuugi meets a nice strong human.

From the Marisa/Alice dialogue.
Yuugi:
お見事！

その腕っ節、気に入ったよ！
今日からお前は朋友だ

Well done!

I love how strong you are!
We're friends from now on.

>>4747517
What has science done?

>>4747556
Komachi declared herself friends with Cirno, too. Doesn't mean anyone gives a shit.

>>4747328
It's Akyuu, not Aya, who admitted to making shit up. Of course it's not like Aya is in any way reliable, but it's never been outright stated, we're supposed to infer that from little clues like her Reimu interview where she dismisses events of earlier games as Reimu's drunken babbling.

>>4747218
What happened? Why'd she disappear?

>>4747556
BROMANCE FUCK YEAR

>>4747594
Aya outright admits she makes stuff up in Double Spoiler. Go read it.

>>4747607
Which spellcard?

>>4747610
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Double_Spoiler:_Other

>>4747639
>Meh, I can always make up the content as much as I want.

Point.

>>4747639

Did Aya just say humans are dumb?

Man fuck her.

I support this pairing.

Lucky Reimu.

>>4747639
Replace "photography" with "pornography" and you got fanon.

badump

bamp

I dumped a picture of Yuka raping Cirno with tentacle-flowers a while ago...But it was out of love.

Alright, weirdest pairing I can think of.

Wriggle and Sakuya.

>>4755221

I WANT SOMEONE TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN

ONLY BECAUSE IT'S ABSOLUTELY RETARDED

>>4749275

Remilia best be biting her head off soon.

I hate Useless-Sword-Bitch.

Any character that needs a weapon in Touhou is useless.

>>4747103
inb4 CirnoxLich King

>>4755266
So, Reimu and Marisa are useless? Derp.

Where the hell did Mima x Koishi come from?

>>4755300
Nobody notices either of them.

>>4755294

>Touhou pairings

Fucking idiots.

>>4755266
Youmu had to protect the Netherworld long before spellcard rules were invented, and she'll have to protect it long after Reimu is dead. She needs a proper weapon.

>>4755298

Marisa and Reimu COULD fight without weapons, just spells. Useless-Sword-Bitch would be fucked if she didn't have her weapon.

>>4755319
There's a hole in your theory

Marisa can't fly without her broom

Reimu can't danmaku without seals

>>4755318

That's great for her. She can stay in the Netherworld then and stop mucking up the Touhoe's reputation for spellcards.

>>4755321
It's never stated anywhere that Marisa needs a broom. She could just enjoy using one.

>>4755321

Marisa doesn't NEED to fly, it's just a perk.

Seals aren't really a weapon. They're practically spell cards.

>>4755327
It's funny, I have all this hentai and not one of them has Marisa 'using' a broom.

Byakuren x Yukari would be nice. Byakuren had to learn the spellcard rules somehow.

>>4755343

Damn impure Shrine Maiden would try to ruin Marisa's vagina.

>>4755343
>hasnt seen Marisa taking it from a broom yet
You're small time

>>4755348

I've seen Marisa being disemboweled by a broom.

I'm BIG TIME.

>>4755343
I am personally shocked that I've never seen hentai where someone shoots danmaku against someone else's erogenous zones to get them off. Where's all the bullet hell sex?

>>4755319
Sakuya can't danmaku without knives, Alice can't danmaku without dolls. Just drop it; weapons are legitimate combat implements, spellcards or not.

>>4755353
GRAZE SO GOOD!!!!!!!!

>>4755348
I figured it would be an idea that would come naturally to the hentai artists, but apparently it's a niche thing I have to look for? It seems pretty vanilla to me.

>>4755356

Sakuya can improvise and take a few frozen seconds to beat the crap out of someone.

Alice could go hang herself for all I care.

>>4755371

You are just adamant on this theory.

It's past your bedtime, you stubborn little boy. Leave your inflated argument that started with "Useless-Sword-Girl" hate.

>>4755371
You lost your argument boy, game over, get over it.

>>4755379
>>4755386

nice same faggotry

>>4755386
If he just kept arguing and completely ignored your counterarguments, it would annoy the hell out of you. He hasn't lost anything.

>>4755407

One is saging, one isn't.

Lrn2samefag.

>>4755419

Seems like he gave up.

This thread is dead anyway.

>>4755356
Actually, Alice uses the dolls because she feels that she's too powerful without handicapping herself like that.

bump

>>4755491
Alice never gives her all because she's a coward that's afraid of what would happen if she did and lost.