/jp/ - Otaku Culture

That pun. The one in the OP. I'm guilty of enjoying it.

Everything I do. The guilt is actually crushing

>>4698894
This.

dem legs man

I'm a republican.

>>4698899
This too.

>>4698901
Guilty!

>>4698904
Guilty of poor trolling.

i am a moral fag but i go to /jp/

>>4698899
Great, I'm depressed now because this post made me realize the crippling guilt I feel for simply existing. Thanks a lot. Now I'll have it all day.

>>4698891
Falling in love with you, Eiki-sama. That is my guilty pleasure

>>4698925
It helps if you start learning a skill. You should get on that.

I like Aya, and it kills me a little inside whenever she gets called a slut, even though I know the people saying that are just mindlessly spouting memes because they can't think for themselves.

>>4698920
You're right I don't feel guilty at all!

I like Sanae, and it kills me a little inside whenever she gets called a slut, even though I know the people saying that are just mindlessly spouting memes because they can't think for themselves.

>>4698937
But I'm useless.

I cook meth. I try to rationalize it by saying it's to provide for my family because I'm dying of cancer, but the thrill of breaking the law is starting to overshadow that.

/jp/.

>>4698954
No! No you are not useless Anonymous! Stop telling yourself that and you've taken the first step.

I read Bleach.

I even laugh at it. Enjoy it, even.

I like Cirno, and it kills me a little inside whenever she gets called a baka, even though I know the people saying that are just mindlessly spouting memes because they can't think for themselves.

I sometimes go out at night to find a drunk woman sleeping on the streets and piss on her. Also I sometimes drag them near the trash bags and cover them with it.

I write Touhou fanfiction.

>>4698976
That sounds like a quite enjoyable hobby, actually.

Trolling /jp/.

>>4698983
Why are you guilty about that? I sure as hell am not.

lets say, i have this little fantasy at the back of my head. it involves a Judge of the Mountains and my family pedestal. and it goes along a standard scene of rape and snuff. and it ends up with one dying.

only one can live to tell. the story of Shikieiki's horrible fall on the level lane of rape. seeds gushing out from all entry and exit points. twin peaks stabbed to a bloody plain of needles. the clam's pearl bitten and pressed to the size of a grand jewel. the sword of just dulled, rusted and broken beyond recognition.

then, i'll fix her a dinner and let her snuggle with me underneath the blanket. wait, isnt that how most manga goes?

>>4698986

Cause it's too easy.

Damn pervs!

I like [a/ and /jp/.

>>4698993

combine them both, and you get [a/jp/. is this how the order goes?

>>4698924
Okay, this made me realize it. My guilty pleasure is fantasizing about getting disciplined by Shikieiki.

>>4699000
Shikieiki doesnt discipline. She either lectures, or judges. There is no discipline.

>>4699009

what kind of judicial system is that?

I'm perfect, everything I do is perfect. I'm not guilty of anything.

>>4699015
The ultimate one.
No pressure, just make your choice.
And then you either burn in hell for all eternity or get reincarnated.

>>4698977
Me too.

We are abominations.

>>4699015
Judgement in the mortal world is intended to either punish, deter and/or isolate people who commit crimes.
The "judgement" of the afterlife does not "isolate" criminals as they are already dead - all it does is punish. It may also have a deterrent effect, but only if the punishment is well known - thus Shikieiki's lectures.

>>4699052
Being dead doesn't isolate people in Gensokyo. That rascally Yukari...

i love discussing powerlevels

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arP18TqPZnc

This is so very related to this thread.

>>4699074
can't you post an older PV that one has been posted too much recently

>>4699058
Judgment desu no!

Shiki is my new waifu.

I've enjoyed almost every anime I've ever watched (and no, Im not really new to anime)
I dont really feel that guilty for it, but I guess the elitists of 4chan would like to kill me

>>4699099
New? The fuck is wrong with you.

IOSYS. Except that Murasa anchor song.

>>4699109
Just added Shiki in my touhou harem.

I've only been coming 2 weeks -.-

I want to be spanked.

>>4699144
> -.-

Would you kindly fuck off?

walfas

>>4699175
What's wrong with walfas?
Walfas is fine.

>>4699202
Ageed. New Hori-ZUN where.

Hijacking because of walfas and because I newed to hijack something.

fapping to lolicon manga is the only thing that actually makes me feel guilty

>>4699262
I would like the source of that cute Youmu

Following long series with lots of time set for character relationships and romance, good visual novel works as well. This is masturbation to me, it is my fetish.
Yes, it's not fapping. Even though I do it, it's not as pleasurable as following bond between two individuals deepen, and develop. Rather, fap is just release.

Loli

I go to animeconventions and take pictures of touhou cosplayers.

I cosplay touhou. And go to cons and take pictures of other cosplay, and spew memes at each other.

I like Naruto and Bleach... OH THA SHAMMMMMMME-uh.

>>4699314
do Finnish cons have touhou cosplayers? Assuming you dont go to other countries for them.

>>4699294

>Nameless Fairy

Alright, you're screwing with my head.

I still read Naruto and Bleach because I hate leaving things unfinished (and I started them back when I was more stupid).

I find VNs interesting, but never bothered to play (read?) them. The farthest I've gotten is with Umineko, of which I've only read the first episode two or so months ago and never bothered with it again.

I hardly ever play Touhou, and when I do I suck.

I still think there's hope in /jp/.

You must leave /jp/. All of you.

I fap to Lenfried.

I cosplay.

>>4699276
Same here. I love virtual sugar-coated sanitised romance. The planned serendipity, the serial monogamy, the disposable devotion. I'm not plagued with guilt. I just see it as pathetic. But I can't get enough of it.