/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Good luck you delusional bastard you

>>4691533
>doesn't believe in the power of love

>>4691549
>he still beleves in love

>>4691533

You are insane.

But if you actually manage to do it... god speed, you crazy ass...

>>4691549
Can't believe in something that doesn't exists.
In before bullshit.

>>4691549
>Does believe in the xenophobia of the Japanese

>>4691586
You've just never felt the power of love, like I have.

>>4691586
>>Can't believe in something that doesn't exists.

Isn't thinking something that doesn't exist is real the very definition of belief?

グッドラック

Oh god, what if she starts dating one of your jock classmates or something? This might be a risky move, OP.

>>4691615
And never will, thank you.

Good luck Anon.

>>4691641
The perfect NTR move not just for you, but the entire country of Japan.

>>4691641
Like all cultural programs, this one is made up of mostly girls. Although I still have a lot of work to do, I'm ahead of them all in Japanese language skills (Which is to say, I've studied it. Nobody else has. At least, nobody I have spoken to yet).

None of them strike me as being big Don Juans. There is one guy, Terry, who seems to get along too well with all the girls. I'll keep an eye on him, but I don't expect he'll cause any problems especially considering he speaks no Japanese.

>>4691697
You might need to take Terry down a few notches before the princess arrives. She'll speak some amount of English, I assume.

>>4691737

>>4691736
Yes, but surely she'll like the one with better Japanese skills more?

And, honestly, Terry is a bit of a douche. Girls seem to like him, but he's actually pretty obnoxious. I don't see Mako falling for him, of all people.

I'll be watching the local papers for you anon.

"Fat sweaty man assaults princess of Japan, tackled to ground screaming"

I can't wait.

>>4691782
>bit of a douche
>pretty obnoxious
>girls seem to like him

Yeah, I know the type. I guess it all comes down to how different the princess is from commoner women. Too many girls have a bad habit of falling for the biggest asshole in the room.

I'm rooting for you!

If you work hard enough and use all your guts, I'm sure you'll succeed!

>>4691697
> Like all cultural programs, this one is made up of mostly girls.
> There is one guy, Terry, who seems to get along too well with all the girls.
You now realise that Terry is the average everyman protagonist of this harem animu, and you are the pathetic comic relief otaku rival that fails again and again to woo any girls with his overly-elaborate plans.

Terry/Mako end confirmed.

>>4691787
I am not fat.
Hiking is my hobby, so I can't afford to be.

If I am rejected, I am going to climb as many of the mountains in Japan as I can.
It will be cathartic, though I am certain everything will go well.

>>4691869
Commit suicide atop Mt Fuji in the name of your hime-sama.

>>4691782
>Terry is a bit of a douche. Girls seem to like him, but he's actually pretty obnoxious.

Terry/mako end confirmed.

Mako is too old, and Terry is going to take her anyways. Focus on protecting Kako from Terry's lust for impericest.

>>4691862
>>4691883
I will deal with Terry.
He is no threat.

Go the Makoto route, sleep with both Mako and Kako.

This all sounds crazy and a bit creepy, but at the same time I can't help but root for you, OP.

It's not often you hear of people pursuing dreams like this, especially on /jp/.

Give it your best shot.

>>4691512

/jp/ - Creative Writing and Fiction/General

ITT idiotic individuals fall in love for social parasites.

>>4691862
you ever read that jizz manga?
comedic releaf gets the bitches

>>4691997
Us NEETs and hikikomori are already social parasites, why wouldn't we revere the social parasite royalty?

>>4691997
They're falling in love with them because they're Japanese, so it's okay. They would never fall in love with any other royalty.

>>4691997
ITT socialists. I bet you fapped over Princess Diana on the other hand like a hypocrit.
In any case, there is no such thing as society.

>>4691960
Thank you. It means a lot to me to have /jp/ on my side.

It's funny, but if I had told the me of even six months ago how much closer I'd be to my dream I wouldn't have believed it.

But I just kept on taking little baby steps - studying Japanese, going outside more, taking up a physical hobby (hiking), signing up for this program, proposing the idea to my adviser - until I found myself ankle deep in my fantasies.

I only hope everything goes to plan, so I can finally leap into it head first!

>>4692085
>I bet you fapped over Princess Diana on the other hand like a hypocrit
Why would I fap over a horse?

also
>implying they aren't parasites
They make no contributions to society and draw large resources from it because they are entitled to draw large resources from it because of antiquated societal functions, I think that fits 'social parasite' definitions pretty well.

The visions dancing in my mind, the early dawn, the shades of time♪

>>4692085
>>4692125
Did /jp/ know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

>>4692132
Twilight crawling through my window pane.

>>4692085
> I bet you fapped over Princess Diana
No, that's just you, Britfag.

You're nucking futz, but you've got gutz. Shine on ya crazy diamond.

>>4692125
>draw large resources
The amount of resources they draw is fucking tiny, it's the cost of a small shitty road. They're a living figurehead, useful and with a clear purpose, much like a flag or statue.

>>4692348
As if socialists would ever listen to logic. They just don't like the idea of anyone getting ahead, even if they make everyone worse off in the process, and want to pretend that every human is of equal worth.

>>4692348
A flag that spends millions in taxpayer's money every year.

>>4692348
>living figurehead
>useful

Yeah, sure.
This is exactly why Japan sends in their Prime Minister when G8 rolls around, rather than their Holy Emperor.

>>4692348
Maybe in the grand scheme of things it's fucking tiny, but it's a disgrace that the government is willing to subsidise someone's grandiose lifestyle like that for no particular reason other than because they're descended from an obsolete former leader.

>>4692407
Useful for other reasons.

In the UK, the royal family probably put more money into the country's economy than they take out of it, what with all that tourism etc. I'm not sure if Japan's royal family is the same in that way, but yeah.

>>4692407
It's called history. It's why countries don't just burn down old historical buildings and replace them with factories and shit. A lot of countries that have a peaceful transition from monarchy to democracy keep their royal families around.

>>4692445
>It's why countries don't just burn down old historical buildings and replace them with factories and shit.
I dunno, it seems to be working alright for China. What have they lost by bulldozing shitty wooden buildings that were in the way? Nothing measurable.

>>4692459
Yeah, the Cultural Revolution and Great Leap Forward, those worked really well, good point.

>>4692459
>implying there is nothing wrong with China

>>4692482
>mention China
>HURR DURR CULTURAL REVOLUTION

It's kinda like
>mention Japan
>HURR DURR RAPE OF NANKING

>>4692497
But >>4692459 was the one to bring up China and he mentioned the cultural revolution in the same sentence.

If you don't actually know what the cultural revolution is, then just keep your comments to yourself, thanks. Maybe try Google or something then join in later. Good luck.

Nice hijack, guys.

>>4692762
/jp/ loves politics

>>4692762
This is more interesting than your shit troll fantasy about wanting to put your dick in a princess.

>>4692441
Is that including the tabloids? Since without the british royal family, they'd have much less to put in their papers.

>>4692776
It might be a little bit more interesting if it wasn't just the same one person claiming that Royal Family's were unnecessary in every thread.