/jp/ - Otaku Culture

If you could have any game based on one of the onis, what would it be? I'd like a farming and alcohol brewing sim featuring Suika, similar to Stardew Valley or Harvest Moon. You'd have to start off with basic grains, rice, etc, and work your way up to brewing the most potent alcoholic beverage in existence. Something so strong that it's mere manifestation in the world will make the entirety of Gensokyo shitfaced from the fumes alone.

>>46776809
I want to hug suika

>>46776809
>when I call her flat

What?

>>46777285
Huh?

>>46777285
She's so cute

>>46776830
Let me get a 3D brawler with destructible environments featuring Yuugi!

>>46777836
Why is she so short

>>46778120
She wasn't born as an oni. Probably stunted her growth.

Time for oni memes!
1/3

2/3

>While the phantoms that owned that land were going back and forth on whether they should give up the ownership rights, she came along, ate them, and transformed into an oni. She awakened as an oni while still having her physical body.
wait, so the monkey is an oni too?

3/3
Maybe there are more out there?

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>>46778203
How exactly are these “memes?” They’re just redraws with different characters.

>>46777285
What the...? Why am I suddenly thinking that Zanmu is pretty cute? This has never happened before!

>>46776809
do you think Suika and Yuugi care about their looks?
I like to imagine deep down they secretly want to be told they're beautiful and for someone to pamper and spoil them

>>46778191
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>>46778203
Its western twitter slop. Even worse, its trying to be funny.
Absolutely shit. Please never post such things again.
>>46778755
Its the "le funny quirky image but changed with touhous" twitterfags love. Its the same as those shitty screenshots of "FUNNY TUMBLR COMMENTS!!" With touhou characters pasted over it to make it seem like its them saying it. Only women and "women" find these funny.

>>46779115
Suicocks doesn't cares judging from her ripped shirt. But Yuugi does, she even changes her outfits and hairstyle.

Great thread (sarcasm).

>>46777970
RULES OF NATURE
Oni Edition, Premiering November 32nd, 2070.

>>46779854
>Suicocks doesn't cares judging from her ripped shirt
I wouldn't say she doesn't care at all about her appearance because in lotus eater she's shown admiring her hair do when Reimu fixes it up to hide her horns

>>46780524
That's an adorable hairdo!

>>46780017
Nice post.

/s /j

>>46778120
She's not short Hisami is just large

>>46780524
Who is that person?

>>46780042
I could see an encounter where Yuugi fights Kanako and hops from pillar to pillar as they are fired at her like they were missiles. That or she outright catches them and throws them back.

>>46777970
Something like Asura's Wrath or God of War? Or maybe something like Yakuza with lots of sidequests and minigames. Gensokyo is the perfect setting for Yakuza's flavor of drama and shenanigans, especially since the Animal Realm already has three different mafias. Yuugi is kinda like Saejima, except for the bear part. Yuugi is the bear, not the one fighting the bear.

>>46781023
Suika balls lmao

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>>46777410
Stinkyhus. Why are oni so stinky?

>>46776809
>angery oni noises

>>46796819
Maybe a Yakuza type game about how she tamed former hell and became its boss. Could be that there were other various youkai thugs set up in the area and it's about going district to district beating them up with her onsen district being the main hub.

I like my Suikas bigger

>>46797755
How about a buff Suika?

>>46776809
Don't care what anyone says. They're the strongest in Gensokyo and that's that.

>>46797762
How about a buffer suika

>>46798044
Now we're talking.

>>46796852
I always have wondered what an angry drunky Suika sounds like.

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>>46797737
Yakuza style game for Touhou would be the best thing imaginable.

>>46799642
>Yakuza style game
A Yakuza mod may be easier, idk.

>>46776809
Can I marry an oni?

>>46800993
You can, just never leave beans in the house.

Despite her incredible physical strength, I think Suika is incredibly sweet and a qt. Do you think if she and I become drinking buddies she'll make for a sweet loving gf?

>>46802418
I think she would, though she'd probably do considerable damage to your liver, until she realized she was harming you, then she'd get pissed, run up to the Celestial realm, and bring back multiple immortality peaches until you were 10x immortal.

>>46802357
>just never leave beans in the house.
But I love beans...

>>46802460
My qt Suiker gf.......

>>46776830
Mystia's Izakaya but violent and drunk

>>46802357
What about in refried form?

>>46803595
devilish

>>46802499
>>46803595
Onis do not like beans. Do NOT bean the oni. In spite of certain anons here saying otherwise, Onis do NOT get the bean.

>>46800993
You are gonna spend a metric fuckton on booze, but theoretically yes you could.

>>46807506
Would oni love the American bottom shelf drink selection?

this feud between onis and beans is quite the mysterious one.

>>46807521
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Setsubun
The feud goes back a millennia......

>>46807532
I’d figure they’d care about specifically basedbeans. Not sure why they’d have a problem with other legumes.

>>46808257
BASEDBEANS. Motherfucking autocorrect.

>>46808275
Fuck, is this an extension?

>>46808290
clearly this is just a subtle way to discriminate against sexy onis.

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>>46808275
That bean has been filtered for ages, ever since those stupid soiboi/soijak shitposts got spammed on this website.

>>46808387
Is Suika sexy?

>>46810517
Dangerously!

>>46810517
Nah, she's more like a mischievous daughter to me.

>>46810517
Silly billy, there is no cunny that is not sexy.

>>46810517
she certainly possess a peculiar allure, unlike most watermelons.

>>46810517
She is a funny alcoholic friend.

>>46810517
Ask her that when she's drinking.

>>46810629
Idk I've drilled a hole in a watermelon before.

>>46810637
What will she do?

>>46810517
Suika is that one drinking buddy you accidentally have sex with when you get way to drunk but can't do it otherwise

>>46810583
Inescapable leglock impregnating sex

>>46810517
You can grab her by the horns and have all sorts of fun with her tiny body. Imagine the possibilities

>>46824103
Why are there no images of this? Yuuma got content like that already

>>46824103
behold the only image of suika being lifted by the horns that I could find

>>46819459
Is this a new meme?

>>46824932
yes

>>46824103
You know she’s going to retaliate and grab YOU shortly afterwards, right? Are you or anyone else here for that matter ready to deal with that kind of thing?

>>46824159
Grabbing people by the horns is dishonorable

>>46826677
Answer me this anon
If it's so dishonorable why is it so fun

>>46776809
Aways with thee rastern demon or be prepared to face my can of beans!

>>46836203
Hmmm Oni drool

>>46840958
If you collect enough of it, you can create a new alcoholic beverage!

>>46776809
>a certain sage
Okina isn't an oni. She just likes to molest little girls.

>>46776809
Oni horns are made for one thing only

>>46810499
You mean S-O-Ybeans?

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>>46836203
cute

>>46799336
I feel like the one thing missing from my life was a drunkard girlfriend. I have never encountered one of those even while I had a drinking problem.
I needed a Suika in my life so bad. The window is gone.

suikapiss

Shes an oni so you better watch out for... the death clench

I love this oni so, so much.