/jp/ - Otaku Culture

inb4 that one cuck

seezna acknowledge. Although I know the seenza spelling was slightly different. seezna? seeznia?

>>46739112
the spirit of it is in spelling it wrong

>>46739125
yeah that makes sense. i would like to see the original tred again because it was hilarious and even funnier when op explained how it happened. but you are correct. no need.

>>46739105
Tate

I bet she fucks Tutsi men

Is Hatate really like this?

>>46740413
She does! She especially likes their large penises and muscular physiques. She tells her current boyfriend all about it, too.

tengu paizuri

>>46740464
Only when she has a bad day. She is in my bedroom with me right now. After a few minutes of cuddling, she finally calms down.

>>46740464
Hatatuh...Put your pussy away Hatatuh...I'm not having sex with you right now Hatatuh.

>>46740413
Hutute is personally responsible for killing over 3000 Tutsi civilians in 1994.

>>46740413
>>46740504
Kill yourself
>>/trash/

>>46750414
That was when she discovered that Hutu men had slightly higher sperm counts and were roughly an inch girthier.

>>46751250
>Black men had significantly lower semen volume, sperm concentration and total motile sperm counts than White and Hispanic/Latino men.
>The three groups did not differ in BMI, history of urogenital disease or smoking status (data not shown). Semen parameters were very similar between Hispanic/Latino and White men, but Black men had significantly lower values for semen volume and sperm concentration. Percent motile sperm was also slightly lower in Black men, although the difference was not statistically significant. >Consequently total sperm count and total motile sperm count were almost 50% lower for Black men compared to men in the other two groups (P<0.0001).

>>46757706
Hatatea... fancy the fragrance

I don't get it, why does my Hatate gf always need to step out to "get some BBC"? We have a television in our home. At least she seems to enjoy it since when she gets back she always goes straight to sleep and ignores me until she needs shopping money from me the next morning.

-Hatate threads
-Remilia threads
-Koishi threads
-Kasen threads
the four horsemen of fucking awful shitty threads

>>46758231
Forgot about Ran threads? What is ruining Kasen threads?

>>46758263
grimfags keep taking them over to argue the same points over and over, so they're not even Kasen threads at this point
I did forgot Ran threads, but that's been going on for over a decade at this point so it's hard to even remember what a good Ran thread looks like.

>>46758231
and the ran thread to rule them all

>>46740413
>>46740504
>>46751250
>>46758103
Wipe out this scum, meido.

>blackedposts got removed
wtf I love jannies now

>>46761061
Her innocence: protected!

I like my Hatate with big tits so that her tie sits on her chest and hangs down

>>46765654
It's nice to see someone else who appreciates that specific detail

>>46765826
it's a certified tiehu detail

>>46758231
The most recent Remi thread is pretty decent

>>46758231
Nah, there's more.
-Nitori threads
-Sanae threads
-Patchouli threads
-Seija threads
-Hisami threads
-Youmu threads
-Cirno threads
-Chen threads
-Nue threads
A lot of shitposting no matter where you look. And there's probably a couple more bad threads that I missed. I wish /jp/ wasn't so "popular".

>>46758231
Hatate is so cute that even people who dislike her just feel compelled to enter her threads and talk about her! Ganbare Hatate!

Hatate is a nice girl. She's a lot more friendly and approachable than Aya, who always seems like she's just trying to butter you up or fish for blackmail material. Having a tengu buddy I can text and share pictures with sounds comfy.

fucking criminal that a 2hu with a skirt like that and tits like this doesn't get more posts

>>46786706
Shitty people posting shitty things discourage the people bringing good posts in.
It's only natural that most people don't want to post in a thread that a faggot already shat up.

>>46739105
I love missing textures Aya

BAGGOI :DD

>>46791053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdrMMC7yNcM
Thread theme!

>>46786706
Imagine falling asleep next to this (conceiving her third child with her bull)

>>46776702
She doesn’t seem too happy here. How do we cheer this cool tengu girl up?

>>46793593
Bring her food. Better yet, bring her to the village and buy her food. Better still, bring her to your house and give her your own food. This method works on basically every girl. It's not original, but it's true.

>>46769149
Youmu threads just die all the time
Cirno threads are unfunny shit because it attracts all sorts of redditors.
Orin threads are shit because of the disgusting big tit pics they keep posting all the time.

>>46800073
I’m not particularly good at cooking, but I would be down to try for her if it means making this mopey lady brighten up. If that doesn’t work I’ll get her something. Question is what kind of food does she enjoy?

>>46800157
>Orin threads are shit because of the disgusting big tit pics they keep posting all the time.
Why do homosexuals like a game like Touhou, filled entirely with women?

>>46765826
She practically has a personal shelf she can use at all times here how convenient

>>46793454
Her bull?

>>46809097
My wife needs regular sexual satisfaction beyond what I can provide (also superior genes). Please be understanding.

>>46786706

Blame Aya and ZUN

Her thighs are wonderful.

>>46800157
>Orin threads are shit because of the disgusting big tit pics they keep posting all the time

>>46793454
>>46809730
Meidooooo

>>46814180
Correct, you are indeed replying to a janny.

>>46800330
Something that doesn't remind her that she's a crow tengu. Plebs like her have to pay out of their own skirt pockets for their food while the bigwings get hand-fed grapes, probably. Cook up some huge portions, take her somewhere fancy, or just give her sweets. Everyone likes sweets except jakus and vengeful spirits.

>>46824666
Sounds sensible enough, I wasn’t going to offer her something like rice cakes for food. Unless she wants that stuff.
Maybe a nice restaurant with chicken or beef dishes that should be a cut above the usual and more common fish fare, right? We can have dango for dessert afterwards if that’s good.

>>46824886
Let her have some seafood, probably been a century since she had some crab

>>46829903
When Aya does this pose she comes off as imposing and scary, in contrast, Hatate just looks cute and smug in a wholesome way.

>>46824666
according tokin hat hierarchy, HIMEkaidou-san is high rank tengu!

>>46830258
aya just projects her insecurities on others and acts menacing as facade.
hatate is simple and straightforward.

"What am I wearing? Same as always... what does that have to with anything? Stay focused!"