/jp/ - Otaku Culture

possibly the most precious smile in the world

>>46604152
Fake and gay. The real Yuuma has a sharp and scary smile but is still precious!

>>46603950
I wonder how much oil is in those sloshers

>>46604198
The appeal of Yuuma is that you can just dunk her headfirst in an oil barrel to get the other one back and then explode her to get the first one again.
Plus you can't actually see her teeth in any of the 19 sprites, which doesn't necessarily mean she doesn't have sharp teeth still. ZUN will break eventually and canonically give her sharp teeth just like he broke and changed Cirno's wings from being connected to her back to being disconnected.
The funny dinner plate and cutlery on her clothes can stay though

>>46604198
Yuuma is multifaceted

>>46604342
Yuuma before and after getting gangraped by 4 flans futa penises

>>46604213
enough to satisfy the United States greed for oil

>>46604152

That smile could bring world peace

Toutetsu-sama...

I LOVE CRUDE OIL!!!

>>46604994
You want to get praised again? Good job, keep it up~.

>>46603950
>goat
Looks like a cow.

is she the fluffiest hu

>>46607038
even fluffier than unzan?

>>46607050
i think she'd be more tangibly soft, though i do respect a good fist

>>46603950
need yuuma feet

>>46603950
Reminder that Yuuma is for lovey dovey handholding impregnation with full eye contact and the lights on

Can Chiyaris thrive in a Yuuma thread?
Song for both of them:
https://youtu.be/xssCPImmHuo

>>46607192
Yuuma is for sunrise to sunset power blowjobs.

I know she’s evil and I should hate her, but…
When she looks all sweet like this >>46604152 a damn bleeding heart like me finds it hard to despise this taotie. Damn this cute gote gangster.

>>46607219
Purple aunn

>>46607992
Gaining favors with the yakuza from hell!

>>46607992
evil is just a moral construct that prevents you from identifying with that which reflects your own capacity to hurt, and right now it's in the way of you appreciating this taotie fully. get with it!

>>46608206
Purple Aunn is precious.

>>46608653
I want Yuuma to piss on her face while I piss inside her colon.

sleepy gote

>>46608669
Human piss centipede?

>>46608674
molest

>>46608317
Grrr, stupid cute headpattable boss lady. I don’t want her damn favors.
But maybe a small show of affection couldn’t hurt. Right?

>>46608477
Morality is relative I’ve heard. Still, she is objectively dangerous and takes advantage of human spirits like the other leaders. So I’d still be careful around this toothy spork Satan.

>>46608674
I would put a blanket over Yuuma here.

>>46609052
given that she's mentioned to be a loner in 19 and the type to just let the gouyoku alliance get on with things themselves, I wonder how much human spirit abuse she actually did rather than it just being her alliance.

>>46611941
Dammit Yuumer, stop looking at us with them big ol sweet eyes.

>>46612021
She does seem pretty laid back and hands-off. I’d still be careful around her but damn it all does she male it hard. This awkward heart-gesture blush thing isn’t helping much.

>>46611941
>>46612044
Imagine ruffling her hair, petting her and feeding her whatever hellslop she likes all while she constantly reminds that she's your senior but she lets you pick her up and hug her like she's a child.

>>46615143
We can dream and become a bit sad at the lack of such a wonderful reality.

>>46615147
Don't make me cry...

Would you work as her hairdresser? She needs daily haircuts... but the pay is good.

>>46615198
I could never cut such beautiful, perfect hair! I'd rather play with it and wash it!

>>46615203
If Yuuma's hair is left untrimmed it would be a quality of life issue or even a health issue soon enough.

Rubbing yuuma taut round bulging noisy belly after she vored someone

>>46615149
I’m sorry man, that’s just the shitty and disappointing reality.

>>46615198
I’d brush her hair but I don’t know how to do haircuts. And I don’t think she would appreciate a buzz cut.

19 Yuuma > 17.5 Yuuma

>>46615920
No. Cutlery buttons are stupid

not only are cutlery buttons wonderful but it's such a ZUN thing to do

>>46615198
Does my pay involve keeping what I cut?
I wonder what the market value for Yuuma hair is.

>>46622860
Just be discreet about it. It would probably be worth something, quilted armor made from taotie fluff would surely have magical properties.

>>46608674
turns out this was just a WIP

bump

>>46623658
molest!!!!

>>46623658
Sleep on yuuma!

>>46625951
Are you encouraging her to keep sleeping, or expressing a desire to sleep on top of her?

>>46626149
Yes!

>>46607219
she can go have her own thread

>>46626208
Yuuma is going to be pleased to find breakfast on bed when she wakes up.

>>46630949
She wants to be with Yuu

k but wud u risk a receiving a blowy from the scrote gote?

>>46632960
Yuuma forma th19? Yes.

>>46632960
Depends. Are we in love or is this a fling? Yes if the former, no if the latter.

>>46633078
That can be arranged.

>>46630269
Soft and fluffy!

melting..........

i'm gonna punch this stupid retard goat in the face

>>46632960
free castration

>>46638654
You say that in just about every Yuuma thread, but have you actually done it yet?

>>46603950
Udders

>>46644758
Big fat tails

I fully believe that her sexy shoulder window was a result of ZUN's wife seeing her design and making him make it sexier

how could this happen to me...

wonder if we'll ever see giant yuuma mentioned again or if it'll just stay as a final boss contextual powerup

>>46652501
How did I never realize until now that her spork would be normal-size in relation to her giant form?

>>46647693
the gouyoku clan signature armpit

Baa

>>46660984
g-goat-chan...!

An average (norwegian) milk goat weighs about 50 kg. She produces about 700 liters of milk a year.

>>46671213
>kg
>litters
Use freedom units I can't read that.

>>46605010

Did you just say... oil?

>>46672935
I am sorry to inform you that the greek lampad clownpiece does not care about oil
try again and post the yorigami sisters this time, at least they have a canonical interest in the stuff

>>46671940
i'll give her litters all right.

>>46603950
Nu goat > old goat

Is she a goat or a sheep?

>>46684048
You'd have to get a solid answer out of an anthropologist whether the taotie was based on goats or sheep. It's still up for debate.

>>46684048
a mutt of a goat and sheep

>>46684048
>>46684091
>>46684239
No matter if she’s a goat or a sheep, she’s a cute little monster gremlin.

>>46683136
Cute and pretty, makes one want to >>46680980 her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PONvX6LmAPo

>>46680980
I want to plap her on this position.

>>46706650
I will do this to you in prison

I still want the goat to eat me...

>>46707356
what special power would she get from absorbing you?

>>46709452
At best she gets famous big black cock and at worst she gets small white cock.

>>46678020
What special powers would her litters inherit from you?

>>46711384
the same fortitude and determination that will get me past okuu's furnace to old bloodpool hell, or if not that, the strength of my love of small plush toys

>>46715163
I want a spinoff game where you play as a powerless/average human and have to ask Yuuma out.

dumb fucking goat

fucking the dumb goat

dumb goat fucks each other

>>46709452

>>46603950
I wonder how much oil is in those sloshers

Slacking off again, /jp/?

>>46603950
Dumb sheep

>>46603950
Clever capra!

>>46736500
Guhehehe... Chiya-chan...

Toutetsu-sama is my religion.

>>46754483
Who bit her and why is she pointing at her mouth?

>>46755947
me

>>46755947
Whoever bit her is no longer among us after she bit back.

>>46760987
Another Yuuma game?

Imagine

>>46766671
idgi.

>>46767105
and you never will.

>>46769402
why are they lusting after yuuma's body? were those two lesbians?

>>46772831
They both have penises so no.

>>46772834
Did you inspect them closely to find that out anon?

>>46780773
I'm a big girl penis fan I've had up close inspections of every hu's penis.

>>46780900
interesting. which hu has the highest quality penis in terms of size and shape? and will they satisfy yuuma's sexual urges?

Smelly fox saggers

>>46780900
How did you manage to look at all of those up close

>>46792111
gross

>>46792111
Why was she eating Ketchup with a spoon is she stupid?

>>46792783
It's strawberry jam

>>46798641
Do you think she has PTSD about eating apples now

Oh no, Toutetsu-sama has been pinned down!

>>46803565
She tells Flandre in the rematch that apples are one of her favorite foods

>>46808745
I'm going to side with Ran and help defeat the gote

>>46808745
She went from molesting little boys to molesting goats. What a pervert

Goat starts another gang war

>>46808745
What the actual fuck are those eyes look at the irises it's like they took some kind of morph tool to make them deformed

>>46811138
Id say the person who made the drawing thought that assigning the eyes the same curvature as the head was a good idea, I didnt notice until you pointed it out.

>>46811151
It looks kind of like they have bulging cheekbones that jut out super far from their faces and super sunken eyes now that I look at it again.

>>46814904
if that artist didn't post WiPs on their twitter, I'd be 100% certain this was AI
what the fuck are they thinking with these eyes?

>>46814934
It's cute, why the hate?

>pic
Makes me think... is Tsukasa to Yuuma what Chen is to Ran? In the "Ran molests Chen" branch of fandom I mean.

>>46815000
I feel that the "well hung Chen molests Ran" part is more prominent. Maybe.

Leave Toutetsu-sama alone yurifaggots

>>46821158
...image i posted was from yuri artist, fuck me

>>46821179
Eh, just because someone posts yurislop doesn't mean everything they create is repulsive. Separate art from artist and all that.

>>46814904
>>46816477
Cute pictures.

>>46821158
>>46821179
>>46821199
There is nothing wrong with yuri. The problem is when fags use the same joke over and over again, it gets stale.

Whenever I see yuri, I think "I could fix them".

>>46825280
To me the only difference between cucks and yurifags is intellectual honesty.

>>46766671
Yuuma nikki feel

>>46825573
What would a Yuuma nikki game be like?

>>46831639
Full of oil

Artists are really enjoying pairing these two together

>>46831708
It should be UDoALG Yuuma, taking it easy and going sightseeing

>>46832057
They cute

test

Yuuma should hang out more with her fellow Yakuza animals.

New thread:
>>46843359

>>46846742
Why, this still has another month to go?

>>46849364
It's bait, or a joke.
It's supposed to be one of those threads about people getting transformed into Touhou characters.

Actual new thread:
>>46842716

i get why they kept flan out of the reflection but i don't understand yuumas hand

>>46850744
Okina is such a creep

>>46850744
https://twitter.com/amadare_rak/status/1789614084327186665
there's an omake on his twitter and I don't understand SHIT

>>46811138
I'm really bothered by this now that you pointed it out, I can't stop looking at it

More goat and fox

Mgmg

>>46863864
“This is fine.” - Chiyari probably

>>46870197
deformed grublins

>>46876210
Did Hecatia lend Yuuma her power?

How can someone this cute be evil?

>>46881285
She's not evil

>>46881370
I though taoties were evil creatures by default? Among other things like being a Hell gang boss.

>>46881397
You make some good points, but she's still nicer than 90% of touhous

>>46881487
>but she's still nicer than 90% of touhous
That’s not a high bar to clear honestly but yeah, she seems cool enough the cute spork Satan gremlin. I want to headpat her.

>>46881487
I don't trust her

>>46881487
I trust her.

just like the old days

>>46893873
wow

>>46893873
maybe >>46889857 was right...

would

>>46832057
They're perfect together

>>46893873
This is activating both my neurons and my fight-or-flight instincts.

>>46894196
She’ll look like this >>46890146 when you don’t trust her.
But then she’ll look like this >>46893873 when you do.

>>46901611
besties

>>46893873
vore

>>46903372
Yuuma is gentle

>>46893873
she wants you to insert borger

>>46903458
Would you let Yuuma have "just a nibble"?

>>46904979
Just a nibble for Yuuma would also be “just a scoop” of icecream with her big meme spork.

>>46904979
I'd allow a lick

>>46902921
Translate it weebs