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4657360 No.4657360 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /jp/, Its time to stop browsing and listen some Cirno advice.

>> No.4657363

It hurts so much more when it comes from Cirno.

>> No.4657364

But I graduated last year.

>> No.4657376

Only if Cirno is willing to provide motivation for me to do such things. Will she reward me for my hard work?

>> No.4657372

>>4657364
from jr.high school?

>> No.4657378

>>4657372
Minor actually.

>> No.4657427

>>4657364
5 more fucking years of university fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>> No.4657431

b but if I study I can't look at cirno

I can't be happy either way ;_;

>> No.4657435

>>4657376

Move to Japan. There, your mom will give you blowjobs for A's.

>> No.4657439

>>4657360
Thank you Miss Cirno. Time to get that 8th Doctorate Degree.

>> No.4657443
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4657443

How timely, Cirno. The direction of my entire life is riding on the back of one exam tomorrow, and here I am on /jp/.

Thank you and good bye.

>> No.4657446

>>4657443
You'll be back. They always come back.

>> No.4657449

People already call me stupid all the time, it's to late for me ;-;

>> No.4657450

>>4657435
Moving to Japan is easy enough. But how do I get a Japanese woman to be my mom when I get there?

>> No.4657453

>>4657360
But I have a job interview with a Tech company today. i have no time to study for another career.

>> No.4657455
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>>4657449
>to

>> No.4657479

>>4657453
Study the company you're applying for, then. Learn a little of its history. Seriously, that shit is supposed to be really effective.

>> No.4657490

Hah, I'm on spring break right now!

But I got my wisdom teeth out... so hungry ;_;

>> No.4657492

>>4657360
Most people on /jp/ is still studying.

>> No.4657497
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>>4657492
"are still studying"

>> No.4657499

>>4657479
Already done that. It's a simple job and not really something I want to stay in, I'm just there for the money. I'll be going back to college after saving up 50,000(which for me is a feet).

the only thing I need to study right now is, What should I go for when I head back to college?

I've been thinking of going for heavy equipment operator/repair, Robotics, or Law major.

>> No.4657502

>>4657490
>I have a break, so there's no need to study
That's what a stupid person who is only capable of learning something when his teacher forces him to would say.

>> No.4657507

>>4657499
Robotics is that subject which everyone wants to pick because it sounds really cool, but it's supposed to be really boring. Please take this into consideration. You do not get to make gundams.

>> No.4657521

>>4657502
I'm high on Oxycodone right now, I ain't studying.

>> No.4657533

>>4657507

Yeah I met a guy with a master's in cybernetics - he just ended up writing databases for a hospital. Not too bad a job but certainly not as glorious as one would have hoped.

>> No.4657535

>>4657521
>I'm high on Oxycodone right now
That's also something a stupid person would say.

>> No.4657540

>>4657533
Is it the same with most cool sounding sciences, like nanotech and biotech? Because sometimes I regret not going for something like that, so it would be comforting to hear that it's really boring.

>> No.4657572

>>4657535
But my surgeon told me to take it. Wouldn't it be stupid not to follow my surgeon's advice?

>> No.4657594 [DELETED] 

>>4657535
>implying that smart people cannot do stupid things knowingly

>> No.4657596

>>4657540
Biotechnology is cool but will make you hate the the guts of autoclaves. Enjoy waiting for 2 hours every time you need to have something clean!

I want to see an autoclave mecha musume getting violated. Sterilize that, bitch.

>> No.4657606

>>4657596
She's a hardworking girl who has to be very thorough and you punish her for it?

>> No.4657618

>>4657606
I... I haven't thought about that.

I'm sorry, Autoclave-san! I'll do my best to make good use of all the glassware you have sterilized for me!

>> No.4657623

>>4657596
>Biotechnology is cool
;_;

>> No.4658573 [DELETED] 

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>> No.4658586

>>4657540
So how cool is nanotechnology?
I'm taking a NEETyear right now, and I'm not sure what to study when I enter university...

>> No.4658623

My exam is next tuesday, I still have a little time.

>> No.4658629

Study what? I've been out of school for 9 years.

>> No.4661248 [DELETED] 

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>> No.4661272 [DELETED] 

>>4658629
Japanese could be a nice thing to pick up, you know, while you browse /jp/ and jap-related stuff...
>>4657360
Baka-chan, I really don't care about people calling me stupid.
I actually worry about killing a patient for lacking enough information, that's all.
It's not the killing part that bothers me either. It's the lawsuit.
Baka-chan, lend me your strenght.

>> No.4661281

>>4657360
OP, you're the guy who made this reference in the KoDP thread aren't you.

>> No.4661302

I don't care if I only have to write 2 essays for an A in the class. I don't want to write!

>> No.4661303

>>4658586
Researching anything is pretty fucking boring unless you actually like the subject. Do not go into a field because you want to change the world.

>> No.4661345

>>4657360
look at that baka

>> No.4661366

>>4661281

I missed a KoDP thread? Damn.

>> No.4661385 [DELETED] 

But study cuts into my athletics!

>> No.4661388

But studying cuts into my athletics. :(

>> No.4661417

>>4661366
Not on 4chan, but there was a KoDP let's play on sometingawful that finished earlier today. Wait for it to get archived if you're going to read it; the thread is huge and full of bandwagoning.

>> No.4661960 [DELETED] 

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>> No.4661987

>>4661960
Retard, quit spamming, drop your frankly goofy domain, get a new one and run your damn forum in peace.

Fuck DAMN, son.

>> No.4661999

>>4661987
Did you really just reply to the bot

why anon why

>> No.4662199

>>4661999
frustration. Apologies, wiser anon.

>> No.4662247

>>4661999
>bot
the fag spams it manually. you're forgetting who he is.

a bot wouldn't rewrite its content every time someone adds it to its block list and fill it with that much butthurt.

>> No.4662325 [DELETED] 

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>> No.4662375

>>4662247
do you have any idea how easy it is to write a script which automates the substitution of characters?

It's totally a bot.

>> No.4662562

>>4662375
No, I don't. Could you please explain how easy it is? Thanks in advance.

>> No.4662569

>>4662247
It could slowly be becoming sentient

>> No.4663075 [DELETED] 

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>> No.4663095

>>4662569
spambot confirmed for SKYNET

>> No.4663140

>>4663095
If terminators were half as resilient as he is, Kyle Reese would've never even been born.

>> No.4663297
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>>4663140
Kimmo lives on the rez. Supposed pizza job notwithstanding, it must be boring as hell out there.

>> No.4663366

I was born in frivolity, ineptness, and ineffectivity. My life is one big waste of time.

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>>4663366
Poor, poor pain in the ass.

>> No.4663439

>>4663095

The old one was better, It was slowly starting to be able to be relevant to conversations you were having.

>> No.4663445

>>4663366

All you have to do is try.

>> No.4663511 [DELETED] 

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>> No.4663521

>>4663445

I've never made a single choice that effected anything, at all. Everything about my life was decided for me long ago, and those decisions lead to me being completely without skill or drive.

I blew all my chances by being complacent and sheepish, and now everything I could accomplish isn't worth it. I would be 15 years behind my peers in EVERYTHING.

>> No.4663525

I AM FUCKING STUDYING, FUCK

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>> No.4663563

>>4663521
Forget your "peers" because they obviously aren't your peers anymore.

>> No.4663583

>>4663563

I meant 'peers' in the sense of people my age-I've never actually had any friends that weren't related to me, save for a handful of people back when I was 5 or so.

>> No.4664030

>>4663583
Don't worry about what people your age are doing. Focus on what you can do to make your own life better.

>> No.4664052

>>4664030
Why bother if in the end he's just going to be another superfluous human being

>> No.4664055

>>4664052
Why bother striving to be happy? What a fucking stupid question.

>> No.4664057

>>4664055

all people are fucking stupid

are you surprised

>> No.4664071

>>4664052
You're fifteen and just learned about nihilism, grats.

>> No.4664077 [DELETED] 

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>> No.4664087

>>4664057
lolno kid. you'll learn there are people with worth once you gain some yourself

>> No.4664098

>>4664087


>he calls me kid despite the fact i'm 23 and probably older than him

u so edgy

>> No.4664119

>>4664071
xD

>> No.4664125

>>4657499
I've done the law thing and strongly suggest you spend a little time as a paralegal before investing time and money into law school.

>> No.4664127

>>4664098
You keep further proving you have the mentality of a child.

>> No.4664130

>>4664127

Serial killers can have any mentality they want.

>> No.4664131

>>4664098
I actually am older than you, and fucking lol that you think physical age matters.

>> No.4664141

>>4664130
No they can't, they usually have pretty damn specific set personalities as well.

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>> No.4666129

>>4664130
> Serial killers
sometimes you should stop dreaming and face the reality of the basement in your mom's house which is your room and the animu wallpapers you fap to.

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