/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Its her!!

>>46341519
literally me

>>46341519
Fujiwara no fucking Mokou!?

>>46341519
...smells LOL

>>46341519
... is a lovely person.

Moocow!

Is it possible to impregnate a Hourai immortal? Asking for a friend haha...

>>46342103
>no fucking Mokou
Watch me.

>>46342601
kaguya is bigger

>>46347080
women have limited amounts of eggs, so she missed the mark about 1,300~ years ago. Or maybe Hourai Immortals have infinite eggs, who knows? Only way to know is testing!

>>46347116
A hundred pennies weigh more than a hundred dollar bill. Not that that's relevant because Kaguya is flatter than previously thought possible. The moonies actually want her back just to use her chest to calibrate their rulers

>>46342601
Cutest cow (don't tell this to the grumpy cow and THE cow).

>>46341519
she's cool

>>46341519
puyo

Mokotan is so cute!

>>46347116
not in the cock department she isn't

>>46350548
She's.... Mokool.

>>46363756
indeed, i believe so

>>46365031
Keine is dripping wet from just seeing how cool Mokool is.

I think she's hot, personally.

>>46365031
You're such a choffer.

>>46365211
We still gathering for whiskey and cigars at Mokou's shack tonight?

>>46365502
Mokou would probably drink whale oil for the laughs

>>46365502
chances are very good

>>46347080
Yes, however, since Mokou never reached the stage of puberty, it is impossible for her specifically.

>>46363756
She's the Mokest.

>>46372768
Wasn't she 14? (out of 10)

>>46365031
>>46365052
she's a bad influence on sensei

>>46365502
Indeed, I believe so.

>>46386963
rather the sensei is a terrible influence. Mokou is as cool as her suicidal tendencies

I'll be honest, I don't mind being a little gay for Moko.

>>46387006
Why is she doing this!?

>>46387026
Mokou tried copying Eirin methods, but made a terrible mess...
not very Mokool of her

>>46386979
things are bad, could Gensokyo get any worse?

>>46342601
Moocow goes moooo

>>46392548
The fujiwara

>>46397236
She ballin

>>46392548
Moocow doesn't produce enough milk. Moocow is in trouble.

>>46399606
It's time to take her to the vet

>>46391375
Mgmg

>>46391375
damn, looks like ZUN finally mastered his own art skills, i'm quite impressssssed

Mokoutan pls stop smoking :(

>>46407143
she has to deal with her immortality somehow

>>46407143
if she gets black lungs somehow, all she needs to do to heal is tear her respiratory system and regen a new one, easy.

>>46407143
you'd smoke too if you couldn't die no matter what, and thousands of years have gone by

i mean... the hourai elixer prevents you from getting lung cancer, so why not? dunno if it prevents you from getting drunk by purifying poisons, or just revives you after dying of alcohol poisoning, but same thing

>>46399818
Lucky, the vet knew just the trick to make her produce more milk.

>>46411623
And just like that, all the art supplies in Eientei mysteriously find themselves in a freak localised wildfire accident!

It's been a while, but I made some Mokou porn today.

https://files.catbox.moe/k6jglq.jpg

Strange thing. Mokou's incredibly erotic, what with her button-down shirt and general badassitude, but it feels like there's rarely any lewds produced of her. I can't even remember the last good Mokou doujin...

>>46412254
Thanks for making this.

>>46399818
No, it's time to drag her to a bed with me.

>>46412254
is this ai?

>>46420582
Would you like it to be AI?

>>46420130
if she consents.. right?

>>46420582
Yes

>>46420582
No

>>46420582
Maybe

I cant bring myself to lewd Mokou, she has just too much bro energy, same with Marisa and Miko.

>>46420582
I don't know

>>46389045
Never doubt it.

>>46420582
Could you repeat that question?

>>46420582
You're not the boss of me now!

two cows, a nice friendship

>MokouxKeine>gap>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MokouxKaguya

imagine a fire paizuri

>>46440697
a man that understands it
Mokou x Kags is for bro'sis'mance where they talk about their day; how's the wife and kids going and other rumors around Gensokyo as they try to rip each other's head off

>>46440756
Mokou in general is just one of the boys that happens to be a woman.
I like Mokou. I could have a conversation with Moko.
I could probably play a variant of gay chicken with Moko and have fun with it.
Mokou is nice.

>>46440807
>smokes with you
>drives you around if asked
>listens to you talking, gives terrible advice because she's just as, if not more retarded about social endeavors than you
Mokou is cool

Is Mokou smoking canon?

white blue hair mokou or white red hair mokou?

>>46440933
she can recognize cig butts in a place where few really do smoke, but that's the extension of it; likely not canon then
makes her look cooler, though

>>46440854
Mocool moquotes:

"Sup, want to go see how much cheap booze it takes for us to pass out?"
"Hey I found a clearing behind my house, want to light a bigass fire in it?"
"Am I seeing anyone? Yeah, I'm seeing you right now dumbass. ... Not like that, I didn't mean it that way."
"Aren't you a little gay feeling up your uncle Fujiwara? Go grab a chest that has boobs on it, gaylord."
"Are you trying to ask me out? Didn't I tell you I wasn't interested in that kind of thing?
ʷᵉˡˡ ᴵ ᵍᵘᵉˢˢ ᶦᵗ'ˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ⁿᵒ..."
"You know I'm going to outlive you, right? I don't even know if I can have kids or not. Like, medically. No I'm not seeing the other bitch in Eientei, that's not the point."
"What?? No. Absolutely not. I'm not going to let you do that to yourself. You don't know what it means to be immortal, and you're not going to find out either."
"I'm just killing time is all. Don't think anything of it."
"I didn't see you yesterday, you OK? What? You thought I was mad at you? I couldn't be- I mean, no I'm not. You just caught me in a bad mood is all. Forget all about it for me, okay?"
"I'm not too close, it gets cold at night. I can't die, but I do feel discomfort. What are you smiling at?"
"... You're not just doing this because Keine is worrying again, right? I know I don't take great care of myself but there's not too much point. ... fine I'll fix the hole in the roof..."
"...? What are you giving me this for? Shouldn't you be out with your girlfriend or something today? ... oh, um, t-thanks..."
"Hey, I'm fed up of you making your moves onto me, so you might as well see what you're getting into before you get hurt. What do you mean you don't mind? No they're not cute, they're underdeveloped! Don't poke them!!!"

>>46440933
No.

>>46441017
very cool of her

>>46347488
>A hundred pennies weigh more than a hundred dollar bill.
Nope. Bigger is better. Gold weighs far more than pennies do. And no, ALL moonstacies have big tits. It comes with living in the most advanced prosperous civilization ever. Earthbeckies on suicide watch...

>>46445220
Now with less retarded memewords.

>>46341519
It's mokou!

>>46445220
$100 worth of gold would be like a gramme and a half. That would actually weigh less than a single bill I think.
Real great thinking there champ.

Kaggu's gonna make it outta this one...

mokou is a delinquent!

i love mokou so much she is my favourite 2hu

>>46341519
MokoM

>>46462611
uokou

>>46462618
She is peeing oil!

>>46462666
Thats kinda gross...

>>46463608
Mokou looks envious there...

Come on, with how long she's been around, she could probably have any man in the village within 15 minutes of meeting him, right?

Right?

>>46429678
BORN
INTO A PACK

>>46440464
I read that the other day, and I'm wondering if the Hourai Elixir could actually be reversed that way.

>>46464175
THERE'S NO CHOICE
BUT TAKE ORDERS
TO ATTACK

>>46463608
Excuse me Mokou but you have two bugs fucking on your table...

Tricking Mokou into wearing a "bunny" outfit for Easter!

>>46440942
white blue hair mokou seems more approachable

>>46342405

stay

>>46487657
... with me~

Mokou smells.

>>46488107
... Lovely!!

>>46488175
Can confirm.

Buy Mokou BOOB!

I would burn my entire fortune just to see Mokou smile.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

Eternal pantshu

The weak should fear the strong.

>>46503926
Why's Kagerou harrassing Moko then?

>>46341519
Boogers

>>46503926
I don't get this artist's obsession with overalls

There is nothing wrong with overalls, but Mokou in a dress is heavenly.

>>46522983
Mokou in a girly outfit is extreme gap moe, and I can't get enough of it.
I'm beginning to think I like tomboys you know.

>>46522983
Mokou's reaction after I slap her puny ass!
Mokou boiling with anger because she can't risk getting fired for incinerating a costumer!

>>46365074

She's hot in both ways

Stealing Mokou's pants, teaching Mokou a lesson!

>>46440807
If she were in the outside world i guarantee you she would be in mechanical engineering. That's where all the "one of the boys" chicks seem to end up, and the girls who aren't that way hate to be there because there are too few girls for them to giggle giggle giggle with.

>>46440807
ywnbaw

>>46537473
Good, I don't want to be.
Don't know where you got that idea from.

>>46537453
To me, I'm getting serious IT guy energy off her.
She gets to put in effectively fuck all effort and hang out in her cave all day undisturbed, with no real consequences for constantly wearing casual clothing so long as it's nothing too obscene.
Very good for her specifically.

>>46544976
Mokou looks like the type to always spank her butt, no matter the situation
>carrying stack of school papers around? Ass gonna get spanked
>laying on the kitchen counter correcting a test in the last minute? Poor kid will wonder why there's a massive red line across his corrected test
>out of the bath? Two souls meet under the starry sky; one was a palm moving about 30mph, the other a oblivious bodacious ass...

>>46539354
>I'm getting serious IT guy energy off her.
Yes, Mokou-chan? I'm not receiving emails, what the hell?

>>46545283
"Did'ya check your ethernet cable and try turning it off and on again?"
If it that doesn't work she'll say it must be a serious virus and she'll have to take the machine into quarantine, which is really just an excuse to quickly check the internet for people who actually know how emails work fixed similar problems long ago.

>>46545283
She needs to get fired.

>>46545099

There is going to be more then just a red line on that test i'm pretty sure

>>46545283
she figured out the problem with the emails!
no one's sending you any, loser!

>>46546225
>Did'ya
Goddamn do i hate american-speak! Did ya'll stop tuh considurr naht speakin' like that?

>>46550510
Fuck you, Mokou! You don't even have a house!

>>46560909
What's the point of having a house if you don't have anyone to make it a home...

>>46568476
MARRY Keine and ADOPT two children right fucking now you goddamn hobo

>>46568567
me on the left

>>46441017
tfw when no mokool gf
>LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE

>>46568567
being raised by a single straight mother is probably bad enough,now imagine being raised by 2 dyke mothers.
>>46569896
rest your weary head on her lap for a while, anon

>>46573087
>2 dyke mothers
It's just a phase.

The meeting.

>>46573859
The aftermath.

... What did he mean by this?

>>46573859
Considering the rarity of lacy underwear in Gensokyo, and the equally rare existence of Mokounderwear, I have deemed it a good idea to ask if I can fill her belly with kids.

>>46573868
>rare existence of Mokounderwear
Huh, is that so?

>>46573864
Nice vagina bones

>>46573957

What's the point of wearing any if it'll just probably get dirty everytime you're bored as an immortal

>>46573087
yeah.... i needed this.. it was a rough day.

>>46573087
imagine the smell

>>46573859
Fertile Mokou belly

>>46575532
Imagine if you will, a girl who washes herself every day.

>>46522983
Mokou is a tomboy

>>46580220
I think Mokou either goes nopan or wears a fundoshi.

Why do these two hate each other so much?

>>46553560
Ah shuthefuckup ya fuckin' faag, d'yal eurofaags or whaevthfuck y'are er try not bein' fuckn' annoyin'n'uptight's hayle? Gad FUCK'ndamn. Shouldane'r gave y'all th'inrnet, swertafuck'ngawd.

>>46581990
LOL

>>46581990
Europeans invented the Internet though

>>46581990
the language of the Gods...

>>46573868
Felt inspired by your portmanteau, so I made this today:

https://files.catbox.moe/sk1nxa.jpg

>>46586986
What do the patches on her pants mean?

>>46586986
>>46587935
I believe they say
>I
>made

>>46587935
Something about it being pleasant inside. I'm guessing the joke is that they're currently outdoors and soaked.

>>46581836
Its completely one sided though, Kaguya has nothing against her, she just plays along.

what a coincidence that there was an underwear discussion here and then I saw this picture on twitter

>>46593177
There's just something magical about postulating the kind of panties a girl wears based solely on her personality.
I think it's the true reflection of the soul, the deepest part of the subconscious is what chooses the sacred garments that a woman will only reveal to her beloved (Intentionally).

>>46593177
>>46593374
Where does she gets this fucking stuff?

>>46598267
Keine's students pool their allowances together and get her a pair as a gift for those rare times she comes by the school. Keine has no idea what's actually in the gift box, but she's happy that the boys are treating Mokou so nicely.

>>46598521
yeah, I guess that makes sense

>>46598594
Mokou...

>>46598594
Mokou, that is very okay!

>>46605807
Now she got a sweater, great. At this rate she won't leave the neighborhood.

>>46605807
Cute, warm, winter-themed Mokou-tan.

>>46610859
What about summer themed Mokou?

>>46610859
Mokou-tan is always warm regardless of the weather.

>>46611002
Well, uh, about that...

>>46611024
Just burn yourself to warm yourself, Mokou. Easy peasy.

>>46610992
W-whoa! Nice body moko-chan! How do immortals diet and stuff? If they keep dying and regenerating doesn't it reset their progress?

For someone who is homeless, Mokou is quite pretty.

End of rine.

>>46622778
It's okay, Mokou can just respawn.

Bam

>>46625940
My babies!

>>46623008
She won't respawn from this!

Moko is a ninja

>>46636665
Mokou is a bunny.

>>46643331
God, imagine if she really was. An eternity with a rabbit's sex drive...

MOKO TAN >///<
UPPIES!!!!

>>46643392
Why is the princess so smol? Was she drugged by Mokou?

No more pants.

And no shirts.

>>46651322
So what's she supposed to wear then?
Nothing at all? (Feels like she's wearing nothing at all!)

RIP in peace.

Rise from the ashes!

>>46573087

Tfw you will never be able to lay your head on Mokou's lap as she comforts you, Why live?

>>46658308
Tummy!

>>46652329
Imagine tickling that tummy she must be extra sensitive post resurrection

>>46662142
"Accidentally" finding Mokou after she lost a fight to Kaguya!
Watching her slowly revive!
Attacking her exposed tummy and pits with a tickle attack!
Enjoying the half naked Moko-tan almost laugh herself to death!
Getting your ass beaten by a very angry Mokou!

>>46664575
sexo

>>46663948
well i wouldnt exactly say she would beat your ass.
after all, shes pretty strong, could probably yknow pin you down and have some revenge :3

>>46663948
I want to tickle her tummy from the inside, if you get what im saying...

>>46391375
What is she playing?

>>46665842
Don't disembowel The Mokou!

>>46667077
She'll get better

>>46623316
Is there any reason why that artist draws her with pink hair?

>>46668747
AoCF.

>>46668751
White-blue hair Mokou from IN is superior

>>46668747
It works better with her artstyle

>>46592015
so whats Mokous problem

>>46592015
>>46675190
Mokou was thrilled about finding someone else who was also immortal when she ended in gensokyo. The official texts say that they spent 300 years killing each other, but kaguya was more aggressive than mokou, sending assassins after her.
It's not one sided.

>>46675484
Kaguya just followed her game along, remember, the reason Mokou hates Kaguya is because she disgraced her father and her familys honor in the process, but to Kaguya, that was just another tuesday.

>>46675484
I'm sure Mokou has given Kaguya plenty of fresh reasons to kill her in the three hundred years since they met again, but THE GRUDGE(TM) is one-sided. Kaguya didn't care then and has no reason or obligation to care now. Plus, sending assassins after Mokou might as well be her version of texting. Kaguya has never really been more aggressive than Mokou. She doesn't even think about her most of the time, and they go and hang out in the human village from time to time. The killing each other is probably divorced from any particular strong emotion at this point.

>>46664683
I've seen this picture before, everyone has big fucking tits and they're hairy down there. True story.

>>46678161
>everyone has big fucking tits and they're hairy down there.
as it should be

>>46675506
What's funny is that the Fujiwara were an incredibly prominent and infinitely higher ranked family than the people who'd taken Kaguya in. Sure, she's Lunarian royalty, but her Earth status would have been elevated by marrying Mokou's dad. So Mokou's dad was essentially trying to marry down.

>>46678554
That's precisely why her father was "disgraced". A lowly commonner asked for the impossible. He put himself down by seeking a peasant's hand in marriage, and got rejected in a humiliating way, when the standard at the time would be for the peasant to accept without question if she didn't want him.

>>46678340
Man, Keine's boobs are very sticky.

>>46681952
That's my fault. Sorry.

It's getting hotter...

Here lies Mokou. She never scored.

Bless this artist for drawing cute Mokous every day.

Fujiwara.

>>46708867
What if I take off her bow?

>>46341519
I want to fuck her but I'm afraid my penis might melt

I want to be Mokou's emotional support mortal, with benefits...

>>46728849
...

>>46440728
hot, no pun intended.

>>46481403
AHAHAHAHA BALD

>>46445220
>Gold weighs far more than pennies do.
Yes and?

>>46728903
Is that a yes?

>>46699979
she will get up, eventually

>>46733656
She has ED, It's so over

>>46733827
Enervated Danmaku? Mokou will be humiliated next time Kaguya wants fight...

;_;

>>46739109
I wish she stayed a loli

mokou is a bitch

>>46341519

>>46739575
she doesn't care

>>46739575
MY bitch~

>>46745369
fertile Mokou belly

>>46739575
mokou is a struggler.

The gang is ready to party.

>>46723884
Fit Mokou.

>>46745369
Taking it easy Mokou.

Fertile mokou belly...

>>46770010
>fertile
she's 1300 years old, champ. That's an Antarctica. Good for flooding constantly, but nothing is blooming in there.

>>46770433
With enough power you can even re kindle a dying fire

>>46770433
Cut her lower half off and let it regrow, boom. Brand new fertile womb

>>46592007
I wonder how soft yet dirty that tail must be and if Mokou might as well burn it all off

>>46771317
this begs the question: is Mokou regeneration a copy of the previous limb/bodily part that was lost, or is it a copy from the peak of that body part? Like, would she regrow a dry womb or regrow the one she had during her peak fertility/physical prowess?

>>46771341
There are two known cases of the soul creating or recreating a body around itself in Touhou. One is the shikai, where the pick of shape is expressly conscious and voluntary. The other is Mokou's immortality. Most likely and convenient answer is that her body is (re)constituted according to her self-perception. It would be whatever the soul imagines itself to be at that time. Would also explain her white hair (views herself as inhuman).

>>46771486
so in other words, if mokou wants to be momkou, she can give herself volcanic soil on par with Ran on a whim

>>46771523
or the tightest cunny imaginable...

>>46771540
You know, at some point that's just going to end up being uncomfortable.

>>46770433
So Mokoutan can regenerate her hymen (according to some of you) but she can't have kids? What the hell!

>>46770010

I love my Mokou toasty and angry.

She's been wearing the same shirt for 1000 years, why can't she just buy some new clothes in the village?

>>46803569
>She's been wearing the same shirt
same goes for you

>>46803569
Ponder the aroma...

>>46803569
Same goes for basically every touhou

>>46803569
It's ok, she buys those shirts in bulk.

>>46341519
What kinds of cigarettes would Mokou smoke? Is she a menthol enjoyer? I imagine she'd smoke American Spirit blacks or greens

>>46811312

>>46805285
Smells like a volcano.

>>46813074
Hmmmm Rotten eggs

>>46813506
What?

>>46819975
Active volcanoes smell strongly of sulphur, because volcanism is one of the key ways elemental sulphur crops up. Volcanoes are often used as sulphur mines. This of course means volcanoes stink and quite strongly of a sulphurous smell, the same smell that rotten eggs smell like.

>>46819981
>>46813506
That's no way to talk about Mokou-san's butthole.

>>46820197
Mokou-san's warm butthole*

Mokou loves cock.

>>46826228
lies.
she prefer beef and sushi, chicken is too dry for her.

>>46826373
Surely you mean beef and eel.

>>46826422
who the fuck would eat an eel? They have a bunch of electricity in them, that can't be healthy!

>>46826512
>They have a bunch of electricity in them
Anon... so do you. Haven't you watched the Matrix?

if mokou wantz 2 die so much, y dozent Mokou liek jist, become a god and then get ppl to stop beliebing in her so she ceases to exist dude?

>>46826373
why does she run a yakitori stand then? is she stupid?

>>46828395
Eirin already is a god with the elixir.

>>46828417
>is she stupid?
massively

>>46828395
Hourai Elixir supersedes godliness in the touhouverse. Literally the reason it's forbidden is it's true immortality, as in there is no conceivable way to stay dead once it's taken and it being mass produced would fuck up nature as a whole. Mokou, Kaguya and Eirin will outlive the universe and will become a constant through the rest of eternity and beyond. They will never reach their paradise, they will never achieve nirvana, they will never get the promised rest.

>>46834911
Can't they just force feed someone their liver?

>>46834911
You forgot Chang'e
I hope ZUN puts her in a game someday

>>46834911
I know a guy that can help

>>46836959
she was going to be the extra boss of LoLK
unfortunately, ZUN chang'ed his mind

>>46605807
Now she's gonna be extra warm...

>>46828417
No, she did it out of love because I (her hubby) told her I liked yakitori.

>>46843280
lies and pure delusion in strictest sense

>>46834911
I imagine they can just travel to extra dimensional places that souls normally go to, which happens all the timd. Or they can just make the material universe into paradise...
>>46837175
He can eat shit and die. I don't care for Fart: Grand Odour or wherever that's from. Cirno could one shot hin.

>>46844220
Love is the truth.

>>46826373
I don't like this picture. It has a dark aura.

>>46858997
Mokou has some... Unsettling images

>>46852439
Yeah. Mokou wins.

>>46859964
Horrifying.

>>46852439
Hi Mokou! I'm Dad!

I will be the first to kill The Mokou.