/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46501135
Let me guess, I have to eat all the eggs?

>>46501135
>bunny ears look like centipede legs
Kino.

>>46501135
I'm scared of bugs and girls who are bigger and stronger than me

>>46501213
you can't handle it

Momoyo makes a good bunny

>>46501173
Those are your children, how can you make such a terrible joke...
>>46501178
I believe those are your wife's sensory organs.
>>46501213
I see, your union must have then been...what was the term...a "shotgun wedding", I believe is what americans call it?
>>46501220
Many such cases of men pining for the love of a youkai and then being unable to handle it.

>>46501135
This artist draws gigantic penis futanari

i'd make so many little momoyos with her

>>46501254
I admit, and I do not have the habit of commenting on other men's wives', but she does have quite appealing physique.
>>46501486
I do not understand, it is a photograph of your wife..? Are you confused somehow? Do you require medical attention?
>>46501514
I see you are a satisfied family man.

>>46501263
>Those are your children
How can those be my children if I've never had sex? Anyway, does it still count if I make them into an omelette?

all red-blooded men instinctually understand that momoyo is for treating delicately

>>46501135
Why is she so muscular

>>46501717
le e/b/in Mineycrafta a buge works really hard building those brown bricks....

>>46501591
Ah, you two are married, no need to be so coy. We all know what married couples do in the bedroom. And no, of course you can't eat your own children.
>>46501648
Yes, she is princess after all.
>>46501717
She is a dragon-slaying insect princess, how did you expect her to look like?

>>46502296
If those really are my kids, explain to me why my centipede wife is laying chicken eggs.

>>46501717
With all that digging she has to have some muscles.

>>46502454
Good sir, chicken eggs are nowhere near that large and the don't have such an iridescent multicolored hue either.
>>46502527
Don't forget the dragon-slaying.

>>46502540
They look normally sized to me and people have been decorating eggs since Ancient Egypt. Come on, there's not even close to enough for her to do that cute thing where she curls around them protectively! Whatever, I'll just let her drag me away and whip up another batch, because I clearly don't remember making this one.

>>46501220
It's scary, she's so tough and strong! I don't want her to snap me like a twig, or devour me, or whatever youkai do to weak humans like me!

>>46501263
I don't even know how I got roped into this shotgun wedding, or why. Or what I'm expected to do for this scary centipede

Don't forget, Momoyo canonically is a no pan hu!
Her skirt is even transparent!
How scandalous!

>>46502656
You people certainly have some rather large chicken eggs wherever you live. But at least you are eager to fullfill your marital duties.
>>46502807
It's really simple, you just have to fullfill your duties as her husband, yes?
>>46502809
I believe her skirt is jut clinging to her skin there...

>>46503222
Why are you replying to everyone

Taking Momoyo to bed!

>>46501135
This guy really likes his beefy 2hus

>>46503262
Why wouldn't I be?
>>46503265
Someone sure wishes to make another batch of youkai babies.
>>46506428
I thought for a while it was only Momoyo he was drawing like this, but the Reimu he drew for that one fan game is very muscular too. Not as beefy as Momoyo, but apparently dodging danmaku is a really good core strenght excercise.

>>46501135
paralyzing Momoyo with deep passionate kisses

her tomboy vibes are unparalleled but they strike such a strange note when combined with her princess vibes
I feel the need to princess carry her

>>46511894
She's more of a prince (female)

>>46511916
yeah but that's what makes the idea of princess carrying her so appealing

>>46501213


more buff girls for everyone else then

>>46526929
One has to wonder, why does Zun draw so many bare feet these days.

>>46526943
It's his wife's influence.
Unconnected Marketeers has a 2hu dressed in see through thin fabric and a sex fox.

>>46527294
I thought wives were supposed to keep their husbands from straying into such perversions. Surely the only "sex fox" Zun should be thinking about is his own beloved wife?

>>46527315
I'm not saying his wife designed those characters but...
Momoyo certainly lacks a hat and 2hus have been wearing more form fitting clothing lately.
ZUN's sex fox of a wife sure is a prevented influence.

>>46527332
God I fucking wish I had a wife telling me to draw sexier girls Zun is truly living the dream

>>46527343
ZUM (current) wife is a filthy carpet muncher and that's why she wants to turn 2hu into big boobie barefoot bitches smashing clams against eachother (hisami acting like she does was her idea)

>>46529808
She must really be playing the long game considering she's had multiple children with Zun...or perhaps Zun is after all one of those "spiritually lesbian" types!?

>>46533423
his true love is alcohol

>>46533423
Considering that ZUN likes Danamku, which he thinks he girly he might be an Araki type.
If you don't know, the wife of Araki the creator of Jojo said being married to him is a bit like being married to a female co-worker.

>>46534857
Straight queers really do exist it seems...

>>46534857

>>46534857
I guess that's because he loved fashion and finaly sculpted men? I think that's just what a metrosexual was though

Can Momoyo borrow your shower Anon?
Mining in the dragon cave gets real exhausting

>>46536248
Just jump in a river.

>>46536300
Fun fact; that's what I nicknamed my face!

>>46536600
"just jump in a river"?

>>46501717
author's taste
this was his first drawing of her btw

>>46541883
Just look at his Reimu.

>>46541987
swole 'mu

>>46536248
she knows as well as I do that she's getting a tongue bath

>>46541987
For the record, 32 years old muscular Reimu is peak and prime.

>>46542715
I preferred his less muscular Reimu, the only problem with this one is the less prominent navel and midriff.

>>46542715
for the record, you're a man of taste

>>46542140
Would you do it if Sanae was looking at you like this.

>>46542950
I would give her one too to make anon feel less awkward about being watched.

>>46541987
>>46542747
these are for a fangame so probaly he received specific instructions to draw her like this (including the new more muscular version)
not that it's out of character for him

>>46542950
Sanny's Bizarre Adventure....

>>46546257
The last sight many a anon pining for a youkai wife see...

need sharp momoyo teeth

>>46501135
I'm scared of bugs and girls who are bigger and stronger than me

>>46561642
didn't you already post this once in this thread

>>46561699
You're replying to a necrobumper

>>46543050
clearly not out of character considering he draws momoyo, the prime meter long cockhu, with a meter long cock. he has a type and i fuck with it

>>46529808
ZUN's wife wants to take away our 2hu wives by turning them into dykes?!
We must make ZUN divorce her