/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46462769
Why are demons so perfect?

>>46462393
>Esdeath with horns
She dropped the esdeath hairstyle a good while ago

I wanna tease a demon by almost signing her contract over and over again

>>46462775
Wouldn't know because it's not like Losenis is here anymore because of powers that are outside of his control.

I cannot be loved by monsters

>>46462777
Does that mean you're forced to live X number of consecutive eternal marriages?

>>46462781
them dicks just draw themselves i guess

>>46462783
An Eros squad has been dispatched to your location. Hang on anon, help is on the way.

I want to give Deonora a lolification potion and pleasure her super sensitive body that's been de-aged by thousands of years.

>>46462796
I will hide

>>46462816
I will give her megamorphosis potion

lims are nice

>>46462830
taming and befriending the wild ushis

>>46462787
I'm up to 20 eternal marriages currently.
The demon is both crying while fingering herself from all the edging.

>>46462826
Selene is the best lilim

>>46462838
>taming
Can you really domesticate Ushis?

>>46462849
It's worth a try. Holstaurs are domesticated Minotaurs.

>>46462844
I don't get Beast
He's comfirmed to be a brit, but both his OC's carry that flag instead of england/the union jack

>>46462849
with the right motivation

>>46462769
What's she doing with that trident...? No- no, stay away from me-

>>46462769

Monkey paw
you get you waifu
BUT
she speaks in badly dubbed english
Im talking badly dubed over 80's martial arts movie bad

>woman takes trip to rainforest
>comes back as kakuen
Jungles are dangerous

>>46462820
You will be found. You will be captured. You will be tenderly loved and you will be happy.

>>46462844
he's based, fuck anglos

>>46462888
I'm ESL, so I'll see if I can teach her my own.
>>46462899
That or tacocat, either is fine.

>>46462791
He draws dicks on chicks on Xitter last I cared to check. He's basically IP range banned from 4ch because of assmad Euros over Messi being the goat in Futbol.

>>46462858
He has family from there originally IIRC.

>>46462899
that would be a fun story
bunch of woman go different places around the world
and when they re-unite, thay are all different monstergirls

>>46462781
I miss him. He was a great writer and I would have loved to see him draw more MGE stuff.

>>46462858
Where is his salamander? I haven't seen her around latly.

>>46462921
the others got lost in an archive purge
have to wait for wikifag to restore the archive before I can find the others

What does it actually take to get banned on 4mon? I've tried everything I can think of. Like, get this, one time I started Orderfagging in a random thread thinking it'd get me somewhere, but instead of getting a warning or a ban all I got was a lizard posting her sword collection and saying she's down to fight any time and anywhere.

>>46462781
>>46462920

>>46462946
I don't get it

>>46462941
Call them backstabbing whores. That gets you banned fast, along with any real implication that they might be unfaithful or not telling the truth.

>>46462959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LVt49l6aP8

>>46462946
Clearly fake. Losenis isn't real.
Now draw her in a oversize sweater. Alternatively, getting fucked in a oversized sweater

>>46462946
Nice! Get writing. It's been too long.

>>46462946
Fake news. Everybody knows you're not real.

>>46462946
What changed man? It's been a long time. Glad to see you back.

>>46462946
NANI

>>46462946
Glad to see you post again.

>>46462946
Hey buddy Arpil Fool's ain't till Monday

>>46462946
Welcome back.

>>46462976

>>46463026

>>46463026
Someone should tell her that's not how you sweater-nap

>>46463026
>>46463031
Sure there's sweaters, but what about hot cocoa?

>>46463046
I think she has the good idea though.

>>46462976
"Losenis could be here," He thought. "I've never been in this thread before. There could be LOSENIS anywhere." The clack of his red keycaps felt good under his fingers. "I HATE LIMS," he thought. Symphony by Daisuke reverberated in his Turtle Beach headphones, making his chair shake even as the Red Bull Sugar Free circulated through his powerfully thick veins and washed away his ( merited ) fears of Lilims breaching the internet. "Without Losenis, the Lilims will never find me," he said to himself, out loud.

>>46463026
YES
Y E S

>>46463066
No hot cocoa, Yetis have hoarded all of it

>>46463130
>>>/vg/

>>46463157
Our thread is a melting pot of monster girl cultures.

Reminder for everyone reading this post to do your duty and report furfaggots breaching the /trash/ containment.

>>46463200
>imply anything would actually happen if you did
Don't hold your breath

>>46463026
Proof that lilms are the best

>>46463255
>>>/vg/

>>46463273
At least this one is a taur. Seeing all thsoe same body types last time was super lazy.

>>46463066
>>46463154

been a while since i've been here
how does one access the nextcloud archive?

>>46463297
Someone said it's down at the moment

also get wurm'd nerd

>>46463297
It's been down since at least yesterday. Presumably the powers that be are working on it.

>>46463297
Same you could access the Mega archve back in the day, through the link.
>>46463300
It's technically no longer 404'd, but almost all of it is missing right now. Wikifag must be working on restoring it in full.

>>46463290
Cute lilim! Cute lilims deserve headpats!

>>46463164
Furries are not monster girls.

>>46463302
I was expecting Zombies

>anon calling out a chink gacha spammer had his post deleted
>but mick's furshit troll reply to it is still up
You fags always complained about the lack of a dedicated meido, so we got monekypaw'd and a retarded newfag became our janny.

gob wife?

>>46463356
Eh, happens.

>>46463360
They can be very aggressive. Mean and green, even.

>>46463356
least the ran thread went okay

>>46463356
You get what you pay for.

>>46463356
>off-topic threadcrapping gets deleted
>posts containing monster girls are still up
Truly, a mystery.

I want to lick every single inch of a pharaoh's body including her pussy, armpits, and in between her ass cheeks.

>>46463433
You act like that isn't your duty from the get-go.

>>46463425
>>46463433
I'm an undecided voter for the next desert kingdom election. What are Miss Pharaoh and apophis policies on rape?

>>46463443

>>46463440
I'm ready to lick and be crushed by Miss Pharoah's big sweaty chocolate cheeks.

What can the Khepri do to have their candidate elected?

>>46463471
i don't think they care beyond having to kidnap 1 guy

>>46463473
Kidnap five and make the council of egypt.

Secret tip to get free food: use a potion to de-age yourself and just knock on doors in Hagville! You'll come home with enough baked goods to last for a couple months!

>>46463490
Cuck

I want to supply mana to a Dark Mage brat

>>46463501
Khepris are a group. You don't actually have to share. Hell, if you wanted it could still be 2/2/2 for each guy and create a ruling triumvirate of a kingdom that solely consists of dudes making competing harems.

>>46463517
Try to actually read the setting before opening your fat mouth.

So everyone here is ok with the futashit artist?

>>46463502
it's nice of you to deliver her shipment of essence supplements

>>46463545
Yes, now fuck off.

>>46463558
You're the one bringing the topic up, champ

>>46463545
No. But it's not like anything will be done about it.

>>46463566
Go back, faggot.

>>46463545
He draws more than futa, he's still one of the better writers the thread has produced. You don't have to acknowledge the chicks with dicks unless you go looking for it like some purity spiraling dill weed.

So yes, I'm glad he's finally back.

>>46463545
I like that one futa comic with sanae and reimu.

>>46463612
>reddit spacing
Nothing you say matters. People cut out .less for the same shit and it was deserved back then too. Nobody wants futafaggots posting here.

>>46463621
>People cut out .less
I didn't

>>46463631
Yes, I get that because you're a complete faggot. But people who actually were here when that fag burned every bridge possible cut that little bitch out a long time ago.

jesus fuck take a chill pill

>>46463643
Calm down and enjoy things on the anonymous internet imageboard, anon. Rememeber to take breaks.

>>46463643
Christ anon, who pissed in your soup?

>>46463558
Yeah, delivering all-natural essence supplement from the source directly into her.

>>46463648
>>46463651
>>46463654
Newfaggots begone. The gachaslop spamming furfaggot is bad enough, we don't need transsexual fetishists like you.

>>46463545
I don't mind with all the futa and yuri doujinshi we had since the conception of 4chan, as long as he don't specifically posts that here it's fine if he does that, it feels like you're just looking for things to shit up the thread.

>>46463545
Not really.
Mostly as he just kept stirring the pot.
Much of what .less brought on himself was the result of his own actions.
That being said, I really don't think/care much about him now a days.

Just ignore and report him. Trying to stir things up again. Let him reply to himself.

>>46463621
>Reddit spacing
Let me put it more plainly for you then: I don't give half a rat's fart what Losenis draws in his free time so long as it doesn't end up here so people like you can inevitably clutch rosaries and bitch about how the fandom you barely contribute to has gone to shit. Simple as.

>/vg/ is raiding again
Abandon thread

Place is as lively as years ago.

You guys are mean

>>46463674
Our friend has been hanging out for a bit over a year now. Janny typically deals with him eventually.

>>46463674
I wish to violate this Lilim

Why aren't we talking about things that make us happy? Like wurmy. Wurmy makes you happy, right?
Right?
there's only one correct answer or she'll cry

>>46463681
Yeah, I'm really not a fan of people trying to act like futa isn't some big deal. Hopefully they'll be dealt with soon.

>>46463688
>no Wurm with a throbbing dragon cock
why even live?

>>46463688
What makes wurms and lims so headpat-able? They're not remotely the same and yet I can't help but want to pat one with an "aww, you're adorable"

What kinda sick fuck would hang a zombie? I say we find ‘em and toss ‘em at a wisp

>>46463717
Wurms are adorable, friendly, and positive.
Lilims are dorks, but in an endearing way, so you want to headpat them too.

>>46463731
I found a tree full of them ones. It's very strange, but they were pretty chatty and nice. At least they had one another

>>46463731
the zombie part might be recent

>>46463731
She's just trying to become taller.

>>46463545
No, this faggots is not welcomed.

>>46463688
Fluffy cait sith ass that I can use as a pillow.

>>46463677
Haha fairy slave haha

>>46463731
Me, to make that no one get bite. Say thanks next time, cunt.

FUTAfag get the rope.

>>46463755
>slave
Woah, woah, WOAH. Do you want a fairy strike? The last one crippled the writers guild for months!

>>46463692
the brown ones with silver hair are extra nice

>>46463692
Right, still need to finish this not!elf's game.

>>46463779
Fair pay for our art-fairy brethren!

>>46463690
If it's not being posted in the thread it isn't a big deal. I don't know how this is somehow eluding you past trawling for replies.

Post WIDE monsters

>>46463692
Doesn't the left one get stabbed ?

>>46463802

>>46463799
>If it's not being posted in the thread it isn't a big deal.
Wrong. Any artist drawing that shit is a loser and futafags are just as obnoxious as furries when it comes to forcing their shit. None of them should be allowed.

>>46463811
That's nice.

>>46463811
This, a 0 tolerance policy is needed with those rats

>>46463811
But you won't exploding the many times that one anon was posting furry

anon are you ok?

>>46463831
Nobody likes that faggot, stop trying to muddy the waters dumb futafag.

>>46463837
But you weren't saying anything when he was doing it
Why?

>>46463841
>implying
Nice try, futafaggot.

>>46463841
Because it's one guy replying to himself to feel relevant. Stop giving him (you)s, report, and ignore.

>>46463834
No, they stole the thread

>>46463849
>replying to yourself to act like this thread hasn't hated futatrash for over a decade now outside of shitposting retards like (you)
Nice attempt, anon.

>>46463860
Anon stole Cheshie's precious thing.

>>46463869
Her jokebook?

>>46463811
>>46463827
Are you mad because somebody drew your waifu with a huge cock?

>>46463890
Unironically yes, browsing anything that has not been clean is really annoying.

>>46463872
Her shoes, now she has to walk with her little paws exposed

>>46463895
I have three words anon-kun.
Get. Over. It.

Go touch some grass and quit being a giant piss baby. It'll get you far in life to take that advice to heart.

>>46463890
>>46463914
You have to go back, newfaggot. /jp/ isn't your dumping ground for your transsexual fetish.

>>46463914
Nah, fuck off. You're annoying

>piss baby
Oh nice, they're using tumblrisms.

>>46463934
>>46463929
Love you too anon.

>>46463937
That's raid discord members for you. It takes a special level of damage to form a community for the sole purpose of attacking a 4chan board or thread.

>>46463954
>discord
Nah, likely just /mggg/ being fags like they've been for years. Took a gander and most of the gacha images or really shit meme macros that were obviously made outside of the thread were posted there beforehand. Likely they still have some anons assmad people shit on MGQ (rightly) here years ago.

>>46463964
>/mggg/
They stay in their shithole for the most part, aside from mick of course. I don't know where you're getting the connection to gacha spam from.

>>46463991
>They stay in their shithole for the most part
No they don't lmao

I think with a little bit of work and not mirroring the textures so much this will be a fine zombie.
I just wish I could make it look a little more zombie like but I'm afraid tattered clothes are a copyrighted thing.

oh hey, he finally learned how to steal another model

>>46463744

>>46464012
Go suck your Futa cock, cunt.

>>46464012
Teach me lilim sensei!

>>46464012
Miss lim takes no prisoners

>>46464012
Miss Lilim is so smart!

>>46464012
I want a futalim gf to impregnate my butt...

>>46464012
I want miss Lilim to teach me about anti-condom use

Oh wow, the FUTAfags are fucking up the thread again, who could have guess. Good night lads, hope jannies clean it up soon

>>46464057
I hope they let it play out you whiner.

>>46464074
I see no difference in the thread.

>>46464012
Would you mind explaining why you sided with the NTRfags and started attacking people on their behalf when the drama happened a year ago?

>>46464012
What a wasted opportunity to use a Haku

>>46464079
Would you mind explaining why you're bringing up drama from over a year ago

>>46464092
The overarching answer to that is MGE fans kind of suck and that entire DMCA saga should never have happened.

>>46464101
Masks have fallen, at least you're honest.but you nothing to do here, go back

>>46464012
I like your lilim art. It is cute. Can you draw her looking at hand holding porn?

>>46464117
About as likely as KC redrawing my cait sith OC.

>>46464092
nta but It would be nice to know why he sided with people that hate us like the Mick and now decided to come back like nothing happened

>>46464012
seconding this one >>46464118

>>46464131
got a history of antagonizing

>>46464101
Most of us normal people who just want to talk about cute monsters. I'd rather not be lumped in with the crazies, thanks.
Let's talk about literally anything else. If Los is back to hang out and leaves futa outside the thread, I'm happy to see him return. More artists around here is always a good thing. Been a great couple years for writers, I'd love to see some art resurgence.

>>46464143
>post zombie
>nothing
based

>>46464101
>>46464143
Go back to your discord please.

>>46463026
did she steal her husbands sweater?

Is it a popular thing for monsters to seal themselves in spots they know the guy they like will go to and accidentally unseal thus becoming married by monster law?

>>46464143
>Been a great couple years for writers,
Now that's a good joke. Which was your favorite story, anon? Was it the shitty fakeout one by the mick that ended in cuckold misery porn or was it the interracial fetish one that came out right as Wightfag decided to ruin absolutely everything? Every single story recently has had some kind of nonsense attached to it or tried to force their shit taste into MGE, haven't read a single one that was "good" compared to the past.

>>46464164
>mobilefaggot filename
>giantess
>shit post that reads like some ai written drivel
wow

>>46464164
Monsters will mail themselves to you and use seals as packaging tape.

>>46464131
This. He buddied up with an extremely malicious group that hates us and who have been actively attacking us for well over a year. And all of the sudden he comes back here like nothing was ever wrong and is accompanied by a storm of coordinated shitposting?

>>46464166
I liked the one Dogfaced did with the Claustrophyte recently.

>>46464186
What makes the shitposting coordinated? This thread is always like 20-30% gachaspam and drunken Irish rage.

>>46464193
Dogface has been putting out really good stuff. He deserved the win, but all the writers were great. Not sure what anon is going on about.

>>46464205
>but all the writers were great
Nah, dogface is the exception. Not the rule.

>>46463130
>mint chocolatechip + fox cleavage
irresistible

>>46464176
>that
>giantess
Holy falseflagging Batman

>>46464213
>still pulling this stunt
Mini-giantess is a tag and every time you try to pull this you just slide right into spamming 50 foot women cause you dumbasses can't help yourselves.

>>46464215
Still need to work through chapter 3.

>>46464205
It was nice seeing Alp again. Amoeba posted recently too.

>>46464205
I don't often pay attention to writing stuff that gets posted here but he did do a pleasant take on a girl I had written off as just kind of existing.

Without fucking fail these people go back to spamming that dogshit trash blue archive

>>46464223
fuck off, this isn't your thread

>>46464205
Did you meant Dothog

>>46464230
To be fair, I'm pretty sure he's admitted to not even playing BA.
Meaning I don't even think he'd qualify as a secondary, he's probably a tertiary.

>>46464223
It's more respectable than whatever is going on here. I just like the art though.

>>46464225
Alp, the one with the race-baiting story?

>>46464239
Anon, you could at least have the decency to read the story instead of just going head empty, must post art.

>>46464235
funny way of spelling Magus

>>46464235
He meant the guy who wrote the Claustrophyte story most recently.
>>46464225
Quality Kiki story, yeah.

>>46464250
I post what artists make. But aside from that I give plenty of attempts at worldbuilding here too, like that idea of a ronin being forced by yokai to infiltrate zipangu. Nobody built off it but that's not my fault.

>>46464261
Fuck off.

>>46464166
Dothog and dogface stories are great and last tournament humiliated the frog so I don't see why you're so grumpy

Need lolibaba motherwife

>>46464261
Then find generic art and don't post BA, I legitimately find you are doing it a disservice by having no idea what you're even posting.

>>46464261

>>46464273
I'll go read the wiki for blue archive at some point, don't worry.

>>46464273
He's spamming just to flood the thread and has directly stated it about a dozen times now.

I'd flood HER thread, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.
I mean with semen.
MY semen.

>>46464279
Thats only going to give you the cliff notes, knowing something happens and know how/what happens are two different things.
And whats worse, someone comments? Guess what, you have to state you know dick all, making you a waste of an image slot without even starting conversation.
Do you know what her group does?
Do you know what she does in the story?
Her personality?
What ends up happening to her?

>>46464079
>started attacking people
You made a simple mistake there. Puuyo and Alex aren't people, one is a born again Christian who made a big deal about wanting to distance himself from otaku culture and pornography but stays moderating a porn setting discord.
The other is Chinese.

>>46464295
euuh. Fine.
Do I have to play it on my phone?

Is the frog still here? Didn't hear about him since the January fiasco

>>46464300
Phone, Emulator, get it, play it.
You don't even have to pay a cent, just read.

>>46464295
Why are you even arguing with the fucking mick? What's the point?

>>46464309
Because if he's going to spam pics he can at least know the story of what he's spamming.

>>46464166
>Was it the shitty fakeout one by the mick that ended in cuckold misery porn
Mick was a writer? Must have missed that, what name did he write under?

>>46464298
I heard that puuyo is about to max his old school runescape account. Since you love him some much and think about him daily perhaps you can join him in celebrating 99 woodcutting. From this event you can even start dating.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEaclJ-FNkk
Mr President, we have a problem
we have confirmed reports that troops of the Tsarinadom of Mora have crossed the northen border...

>>46464290
Spiders are scary. TOO scary.

>>46464318
It was alcatarn or something, until he deleted it and made a new account just to write shitty bait stories. Fun fact, he got 0 votes in the first writing contest, which was before anyone knew it was him so the failure was entirely on his writing ability's merits.

>>46464335
They can attack you from the ceiling with reach weapons.
Its cheating.

The purge has begun

>>46464331
should have improved those monster rights president Raynon

>>46464318
>Mick was a writer? Must have missed that
He took part in the first contest; that's what the 0 votes taunt that sometimes appears refers to. (technically he had 1 recorded vote, but it's safe to assume it was himself)

>>46462888
My Welsh Bicorn waifu speaks too fast for any of us to read the subtitles. She only says a few words, but they're all so long.

>>46464331
it's so ogre bros, we're all gonna get waited on hand and foot...

>>46464335
be nice to your imouto

>>46464356
Just get a shog, she can translate the eldritch welsh tongue.

>>46464350
praise janny!

jannies get down puuyo's antis could be here right now!!!

>>46464347
>>46464365
I don't want to be wrapped, anons! Not the web! You ever walk into one you didn't see and scream as you try and brush it off? It's like that but worse!

>>46464368
I didn't got my answer about baguette anon, did he commit seppuku? Where is he now?

look man, i respect that you want a large family, hell i even admire it. but can you please keep your kids out of my garden? i spent a lot of time taking care of it and whenever i get one to behave, 2 more take their place.

>>46464378
i'd be most concerned about getting my body hair stuck to webbing but uh, mamano mana and all that

>>46464385
Yikes, I never thought about that. Thankfully waxing isn't actually that bad in most places.

Thank goodness monsters prefer taking knights. They never pay attention to the squires like me. My former meister just got dogpiled by a bunch of P'orcs and their H'orc but none of them payed me a lick of attention so I just slipped away. I can always just offer my services to a new knight meister to get my salary coin flowing again.

>>46464381
I'm still not convinced he isn't just a figment of some shitposter's imagination.

Is it arachnophobic to ask a spider if she knows web development?

>>46464394
Centaur or Dullahan knights would know to appreciate a good squire.

>>46464378
You're gonna get thwipted.

>>46464378
Webs burn good, I want to see a giant one blazing with fire

>>46464443
spiderhebi can oblige

>>46464373
It's pretty telling that people can talk shit about mick all day and nothing happens but the moment someone mentions puuyo things get nuked from orbit.

There is no way a Rat or Mouse girl will ever take my seed. I will NEVER even look at disgusting rodents who live in filth and trash.

>>46464451
A daring fusion

befriending that grizzled old saltwater croc

>>46464475
no

>>46464453
It's the religion flamebait that the jannies notice. Mick's buttbuddies could probably get away with shitting on Puuyo all day if they could resist going redditor fedora tipper mode.

>>46462649
how is this legal?

>>46463369
goblins are the best monsters

>>46464457
But rodent monster girls are some of the cleanliest there are. Just look at Dormouses.

>>46464457
You will look at clean rodents that live in the trees.

How do I lure old monsters?
I have the box ready

>>46464499
I remember a comic strip that had goblin men kidnapping women and they come back to their cave to find goblin women happily leaving with human men. I wish I could find it again.

>>46464460
Cute snake.

>>46464012
trash can.....

>>46464536
the lim bin ever overfloweth

>>46464542
I'm going to empty that lim bin.
Going to recycle the lims

>>46464559
sustainably farmed lims

secret maid tech

I love revealing outfits.

>>46464593
the mg for reducing applicaton risk at scale

>>46464593
Being a single man appointed to the local pharaoh's council is just ASKING to be proactively seduced.

It's almost easter! Eat fish!

How to defeat cheshire?

>>46464661
Lure her in with snacks then give her a boop.

>>46464621
>single man on pharaoh's council
>the lolinubis there doesn't actively try to seduce you
>she just has an obvious massive crush on you and wears almost nothing
Passive seduction is overpowered on some monster girls.

>>46464661
sv_cheats 1
add_cringe_echo [chesh] 9999

>>46464667
Excessively so
Especially with how much she stares when she thinks you aren't looking.
Then there's the huge, girtablilu marshal that looks like a living tank and treats the loli-nubis like a kid and is a bit more 'suggestive' with you....mostly because being an oversized scorpion means she comes with impressive venom sacks.

>>46464661
Just say, why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
It will stump them for ages.

>>46464667
>votes the same way as you on everything
>any time you mention a new fashion in the city she shows up wearing it
>can barely get a word out to you despite all this
Ganbatte, Anubis-chan.

>>46464682
>Are you a shitposter because you're a Cheshire or are you a Cheshire because you're a shitposter?
>Cheshire.exe has shut down.

i'll just tell the monster I just jerked off and can't cum anymore

>>46464693
>Eloquent when speaking with the Pharoah.
>In fact, she's able to present her arguments quite persuasively complete with studies and documents.
>You know this because you've snuck into the room whenever she's done so, just to let out a cough and have her almost immediately quiet down.
>All while the Pharaoh herself gives you a knowing smile from behind the girl.

>>46464704
She will find more.

>>46464704
ms lim and her treatise on the myth of the refractory period

>>46464704
>Telling a monster you just wasted all of that sperm
>To her face

>>46464704
dont worry. they know lots of ways to enhance your output.

>>46464715
>>46464713
>>46464718

please miss lim/nubis i am cumless

>>46464593
I love revealing outfits in bodies impossible to cover

>>46464722
it's like that last little bit of toothpaste. there's always more if you try hard enough

>>46464728
The only contract of hers I'm signing is a marriage contract.

>>46464722
Alice will be the judge of that.

>>46464000
copyright or not, this looks ugly
why do you even bother?

>>46464708
>Gets really bad when she's in heat
>Could reliably pinpoint you in the palace from any location
>She gets increasingly huffy and absent-minded the closer you get to her location
>Whenever you have to be in the same room she's borderline dead to the world, burns holes in your back whenever she thinks you're not looking
>Pharoh is beginning to wonder if she shouldn't just throw the two of you in a massage room and lock the door to get it over with
>Decides it's funnier this way.
>Plus Anubis-chan is so cute when she's melting into a puddle
I really like girls acting uncharacteristically needy.

>>46464221
>mini-giantess
what?

I was a brave hero in my past life and just reincarnated. These ancient evils are spawn camping!

>>46464761
Honey the only ancient evil here is this demon's dress sense.

>>46464761
>"Hi, Anon! We detected your last world was particularly fucked and I have been assigned to drain your balls and ensure you don't start doing something silly like evilmaxxxing!"
Damn they're good.

>>46464746
Does she go from all serious to deranged feral licking instead of kissing?

>>46464761
>just reincarnated
Auntie Demon is so impressed that her newborn nephew can already read and type.

>>46464758
Kill yourself.

>>46464746
>The daily meeting about the kingdom is going on, everyone has presented their updates but for Anubis-chan.
>She's practically quivering, her tail is thrashing at times and there's an obvious flush to her cheeks.
>She's speaking quietly but her words are slightly slurred and her legs are pressed together until, finally, she mumbles out the end of the report and excuses herself.
>She basically speedwalks out of the room all while the pharaoh gives you a rather knowing smile.
>"Tell me Anon, at what point will you wait to pluck a flower from this fine garden of mine. How fully do you wish it to bloom?"
>Other members of the council are either shocked by the sudden statement or snickering .

>>46464761
just play it out. you'll get saved by the ancient good whos actually the bbeg.

i am so sick of pouring my milk in the morning only for chesh's dimension-warping nipple to appear inside

>>46464743
It's a work in progress.
If you have feedback or examples of anime models I'll take it but I might not be able to do anything with it.

>>46464769
>Lean over her to grab something during a meeting while she's in a particularly bad cycle like the oblivious protagonist you are
>She watches you lean over her smaller frame and begins trembling violently before suddenly throwing her arms around you while licking you from your collarbone up to your ear and latching on to nibble at your lobe
>just stare at her flabbergasted
>takes her a good ten seconds to realize what she's doing
>turns so red you can tell even on her chocolate complexion and sprints out of the room
>don't see her for a week
>Pharoh makes lollipop jokes for a month
Proactive girls sure have an easier time of it.

What do you guys imagine your life being like in MGE minus sexo? Personally, I'd wanna be a mage gardener with a pocket realm with my garden and small shack. Maybe travel the world with my wifey

>>46464785
My Overprotective Secret Boss Archangel Wife

I'm gonna install Gentoo on all of Miss Gremlin's gadgets.

>>46464704
Tell that to a dark mage, I'm sure it'll go over well. She definitely won't etch pleasure runes and stamina runes into your body making you a permanent cumpump for her, go ahead anon. Say it to her face

I, a human who has a natural body temperature far higher than coldblooded reptiles, am destined for greater things than being a hot water bottle. Indeed, it is a fate that I shall not succumb to, in fact it's never even entered my mind the possibility of me becoming a daki for a monster. I am a proud member of the homo sapien race, not some walking talking self-heating body pillow.

>>46464805
Adapting my knowledge to use in the new world to live a comfy life, just like the trash isekai animes I watch, thankfully I don't pretend I know a whole lot so apart from introducing monsters to rock music and hamburgers I don't think I would become an all powerful fucker.

>>46464828
Humans can fill a variety of roles in a party:
- cumpump
- hot water bottle
- daki

>>46464805
Gonna wizard it up to an absurd degree. Noble monsters can't resist a man in a robe and a hat larger than a table who can cast 9th level spells.

>>46464828
Sure you are anon but miss wyvern has been feeling really cold lately and well... you work it out.

>>46464012
>the OG viccy story was 7? 8? Years ago
Gods I was strong then

>>46464805
Traveling Trader/Adventurer.
I didn't end up in another world just to not explore it.

>>46464777
>the Pharaoh comments "Many a gardener would say, one should start caring for a flower well before it is to bloom" to you when no one else is listening and ufufu's

>>46464805
I'm set on running a rough dive bar for only the toughest of monsters.

>>46464805
Alright. I gave this a lot of though and realistically
>petting her
>running minor errands
>having lots of free time while she works
>getting involved in public sex even if I don't want to.

>>46464828
>"muffled rambling"

>>46464805
Depends on what the timeframe is like. If we're talking current MGE where it's fantasy funtimes I'd like to be an Adventurer just to see the world. If it's modern day stuff like now I'd likely just keep doing the same stuff I'm doing right now, going to work and staying home recovering.

>>46464856
Do you ever get bored of talking about mge?

>>46464847
Its even worse when she starts making those comments around Anubis-chan and the poor girl IMMEDIATELY picks up on.
>"Why so Aquiver? I am merely giving a trusted member of the council tips on how he should tend to small, delicate flowers so that they may truly blossom into icons of beauty fit for my kingdom."
>The loli-nubis is beet red and trembling as she starts getting into barely hidden innuendo about how to 'tend' this 'flower'.

>>46464805
Build a railway to cover the world with my Gremfu. I'll call it The Anonymous Express; a train that lets Anons travel the world to find their waifus. No guarantees you won't fall for the cute succ attendants.

>>46464856
It will be hell.
Mostly because every time you have to get under a desk to check cables you're just ASKING to be pounced on.

>>46464863
Eat shit, retard.

>>46464868
>Try to do something physically demanding at work
>All the strong monsters try to rush over and do it for you while showing off

>>46464869
That's not very polite.

>>46464873
>"Sure, one sec, I just have to move this de-
>INSTANTLY have a Holst, Oni, and Ogre offering to 'help'
>Goes from them offering to help you to arguing why THEY should help you
>Which soon devolves into them moving other pieces of furniture and doing feats of strength while you just need to shift a desk a few inches to fit your arm behind it.

You know with how often Pharoahs and anubis are brought up I'm surprised Khepri aren't talked about a bit more. I'm not fond of Bug girls admittedly but they have a pretty good deal going on for them. Wander into a ruin there living in and become a king. I'd certainly take it and try to absolutely spoil my new subjects.

I want my wife to be dark and mysterious...
a real enigma.
impossible to get your head around, yet always tempting your curiosity.
a question mark made manifest.
someone who's existence and intentions always gets your head scratching

>>46464805
I'm okay with being a NPC. I'm going to live a fulfilling life with my wife and travel and do fun things. I'll give thanks to the lim leaders and Eros for making that life possible and do my best to be a good person who is worthy of it.

>>46464890
Kephri are good girls but for a solo-species harem it makes things a bit rough to work with.
That being said, an 'envoy' Kephri meeting with her anubis counterpart could be pretty funny.

>>46464905
The triumvirate with your bros, anon. You each get two khepri.

>>46464897
Mysterious indeed...

>>46464883
>Accidentally get shocked moving some cables around, let out a sharp and angry sounding yelp
>Raiju awkwardly tries to hit on you saying that her shocks would feel a lot nicer
>Thunderbird tries to get you to "face your fears" by touching her tits and getting a shock that way
>Demon supervisor tries to get you to sign a contract to be completely immune to electricity attacks so long as you cuddle her every night and call her your snuggly blueberry at least once a week at minimum outside of breeding attempts

>>46464910
Fuck off, stop trying to force this shit.

>>46464868
>Start New Job in MGC
>Felt up by the security guard Taco Kot because she said she thought she noticed an odd bulge in your pants
>Elevator Ride to the 90th floor between a hag fox from marketing with 9 tails and a mino sales rep, both of them are very handsy and the elevator is quite small
>Finally arrive and your direct supervisors are a very strict anubis and a lechorous danuki
>At least miss danuki lets you get away with slacking off a bit if you "help" her in her office
>Anubi however tolerates no slacking, if you don't have that at least 90% completion rate you are being put to a better use at helping her relax while she finishes the work you couldn't complete.
Thankfully the company offers in house childcare services, your new kids will grow up loving the company as well.

>>46464905
That honestly sounds like a fun idea. For some reason I have the image in my head of a hero wandering into a Khepri ruin and getting a harem of the scarab girls before going around and actually trying to be a good ruler and draw new subjects eventually to his kingdom like Anubis and sphinxes. Play some policis like some monster girl grand strategy game. Maybe get propositioned by a Pharoah for a "political alliance" by a pharaoh that triggers the Khepri getting really protective over there new king.
>>46464910
Thanks anon! May your monster girl of Choice find its way to you one day.

>>46464923
>And this is Anon our top employee!
>oh what does he do
>....uh...Mamono resources?
It ain't much, but it's honest work.

>>46464916
>Anon('s Virginity) Must Die Difficulty

>>46464923
Anon is the most valuable employee there.
Not only does he put in good work he also does a side job of keeping up morale!

>Want first time to be magical
>First time is with a pixie in a shoebox

>>46464932
>"No my lord! You can't speak with the pharaoh yet we need to uh...grow!"
>"Y-yeah! I bet there's an iron vein over that hill we can get, and maybe some sheep too!"
>"She's also really untrustworthy so we should get a strong military in case she tries to trick us!"
>"And her tech is strong so we should build a library!"

>>46464805
I'd want to be a mage and either adventure or have a nice big comfy house to take it easy in. If you're going to a fantasy world, better live it up.

>>46464854
thats a fat fucking snake

>>46464948
there are worse places.
like in a toilet cubicle in the back of mcfox burgers

>>46464953
>Stare at them in confusion
>So, uh, you're telling me to... boom, scout for forward gold and herdables, build up a drush, and fast castle to university... all at the same time?
I don't think these girls have ever played a game of AoEII before!

>>46464953
>The Pharaoh becomes increasingly concerned as the new next door Kingdom revived by some cute starts building up everything it can possibly consider between military, infrastructure and magical research. As the Khepri Diplomat shoots daggers at her and whispers something about "Hussies" despite Lord anons diplomatic and friendly letters.

>Be humble adventurer tasked with clearing out a crypt of Undead plaguing a nearby town
>Finally manage to find the hidden door to the lower levels of the cave when you hear a noise behind you followed by the typical sounds of a zombie
>Act on pure instinct, lash out by hitting the monster with the back of your shield and whirl around, sword poised for a strike that will put down the abomination!
>See what appears to be what looks like a normal, albeit very grey girl if your lamp light to anything to go off of even with the scent of undead magic on her clutching her nose wailing for her "mommy" and "sisters"
>Found shorty after by a horde of Undead led by a very terrifying lich with the same zombie in your arms, desperately trying to calm her down as you hold a rag your mother sent you off with to her injured nose
>Now taken prisoner until you can make the zombie you hurt smile again

>>46464987
Listen, they just want you to do a generalist build very, very quickly.

>>46464989
>"Curious, his letters are so kind yet...."
>The diplomat has a smile but her eyes, those are the eyes of someone who has marked her as a homewrecker.

pharaohs and anubi are such a pain to deal with. im just gonna relax for awhile with a sphinx on my lap.

Do you like smelly monsters or clean monsters?

>>46465004
You can't just let her sit there, unpet. Pet the kot, Anon.

>>46464804
I'd try various thing to trigger her to give in

>>46465019
whatever gave you the idea that i wouldnt?

>>46465016
The best girl, Jinko, loves bathing and keeps herself clean.

>>46465019
>pet the kot
>next day anubis sits in your lap
>"Petting time starts....now"
>looks stern but eager for pets
>sphinx behind a pillar "Tch!"s and glares at anubis

>>46465043
cats lick themselves.

>>46465049
Well, move over, Miss Jinko! I can do that for you!

>>46465046
>"okay"
>pushes Anubis off and walk over to sphinx-chan
>proceed with petting time
i may be thrown in the pit for malicious compliance. but its worth it.

>>46465016
I like stinky sweaty claustros

>>46465062
>anubis demands anon be sent to the dog pit (her room)
>sphinx says he can fix him in the kot pit (her room)
>anon is standing there and getting withdrawals from not petting kot
>pharaoh is groaning and wondering why her court isn't normal
Even apophis can't fix this

Tell ms Anubis if she won't behave she will be severely punished
forced to build a card tower with her big meaty paws, everytime it falls over, she will have all her beans kissed and her ears rubbed for an hour.

>>46465121
How awful.

>>46465121
>she will have all her beans kissed
No anon! That is how you submit to paws!

>When I make Anubis classmate a card out of graph paper that says “will you Lego to prom with me?”

>>46465150
FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

>>46464989
>>46464996
Somehow this reminds me of the the Civ mspaint template comic where Bismarck barges in and starts denouncing and war declaring everyone for no reason.

>>46465121
>she will have all her beans kissed
>it's an actual can of beans you're opening in front of her

>>46465171
The chesh will laugh
The Anubis will unflinchingly complete the tower within seconds while maintaining eye contact and then commit correction of bliblical proportions

Ghost is fat

>>46464972
Those are the best places, behind the dumpster at Carl's JR. the smell of sweaty hound and thickburgers. The soft neon glow and the sound of your pelvis against the day old burger buns.

There is no greater feeling than going out fishing with your succuwife and succukiddo. Sex is great and all but the fishing trip is just the ultimate joy that a man can have with his family.

>>46465207
I wanna grope ghost tummy

Are cows dangerous?

>>46465297
They don't call them gorebulls for nothing.

>>46465297
If their eyes aren't visible, evacuate immediately

>>46465315
Who knows what evils lurk behind those bangs.
She could have swirly eyes!

>>46465328
See, you can trust this bun, she's assisting with his cardio!