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4642998 No.4642998 [Reply] [Original]

Another fucking earthquake just now... Tokyo's gonna cave into the ground or something in the next few days, I feel it in my bones.

>> No.4643008

Earthquakes don't create some sort of black hole.

>> No.4643006
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Beware!

>> No.4643010

Better get out while you can.

>> No.4643018

>>4642998

So...then...its just like my...Japanese animes?

>> No.4643019
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4643019

Good lord, an earthquake striking a Pacific Rim country that has been getting hundreds of earthquakes yearly for the past hundred thousand years?

THIS IS BREAKING NEWS

>> No.4643023

Get out earthquake devs.

>> No.4643027
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4643027

Actually that's not an earthquake. That's the barrier that was never repaired during Perfect Cherry Blossom.

Its breaking.

>> No.4643043

I-it's not like Japan has more than a thousand earthquakes every year, so don't think it's there just for you, you idiot!

>> No.4643052

>>4643027
You mean... I'll get to see my mom again? Please break fast...

>> No.4643059

>>4643027

It's weakened, but the only way to get into Gensokyo is to kill yourself.

prepare for balamb garden

>> No.4643062

kill&steal&rape ducks

>> No.4643063
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>>4643027
God damnit, why did that give me a boner?

>> No.4643067

Stupid earthquakes are destroying the nation I love. Left-leaning bastards are trying to force their shaking initiative down our throats. And the biased media won't criticize them because they're obviously just "forces of nature." Wake up, sheeple--they're after your grandma!

>> No.4643072
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4643072

Don't you fuckers ever listen to me?

>> No.4643074

>>4643063
Because there is something wrong with your sex drive that you should seek medical attention for.

>> No.4643083

sauce

>> No.4643092

>>4643083
twitter

>> No.4643091

>>4643083
Sauce is nature

>> No.4643101

>I feel it in my bones.
You must be the same person who felt Mima would be back in the next Touhou, and look what happened there.

TAKE YOU FALSE TRUTHS ELSEWHERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

>> No.4643111

>>4643067
You're wrong. These quakes are a punishment sent from God as a result of the move to ban loli in Tokyo.

>> No.4643112

Earthquake on hakurei shrine!!!

news at eleven

>> No.4643115

I just hope they dont put the evacuation warnings on anime again, that shit fucked up Working!! episode.

>> No.4643118

LHC Just kicked in yo

>> No.4643125

caused by a giant worm

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>>4642998
just as keikaku

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>>4642998
ARE YOU JAPANESE? DO YOU KNOW ZUN AND NASU??!

>> No.4643136

>>4643101

I see you haven't gotten above normal score on every scene with both characters in DS.

>> No.4643139

>>4643111
I was hoping God would punish them for trying to phase out schoolgirl outfits entirely from the country by 2014. ENJOY YOUR LOLIS IN KHAKI PANTS JAPAN.

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>>4643123
If I were to offer unto Tenshi a bowl of fresh harvest peaches would she spare Japan?

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>>4643140
Dude, heaven is nothing but an endless party of fruits. She's got all the peaches she needs. That's why she has them on her hat! You're just gonna insult her, bro.

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4643163

The giant catfish is angry. He hasn't had enough attention today.

>> No.4643166

i bet its good having sex at the time of earthquake

>> No.4643176

>>4643166
There's nothing quite like that choking sensation when rubble is weighing down on your neck. I came so hard.

>> No.4643182
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I CAN FEEL IT COMING OVER ME
I FEEL IT ALL AROUND ME
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL MY LIFE
IT'S MY DESTINY
THERE'S A FIRE INSIDE OF ME, IT'S WAITING TO COME OUT NOW
NO MATTER WHAT, NO MATTER HOW
I KNOW I'LL MAKE IT THROUGH SOMEHOW

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