/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46386709
No. I won't marry or even have sex with you.

>>46387057
I wasn't asking for your permission

The key to a happy life is to have a youkai for a wife

>>46386709
I will choose the "Hold hand" option

>>46386709
Shovel

I have no chance

>>46389895
why is alice so shallow? is she artistic?

>>46389579
Surely marrying a youkai of power will ensure that no one will fuck with you for fear of incurring her wrath.

>>46390397
Hence
Youkai wife = Happy life!!!!

I don't get it is it a marriage thread or an Alice thread

>>46390409
The subject is marriage, post your wife.

>>46390409
Looks like a marriage thread to me.

>>46389579
>>46390405
Yuukafags get it.

For me it's an oni wife.

>>46386709
arisu my beloved

>>46390421
>>46390422
Hard to argue with that. Sorry Alice.

>>46389579
>>46390405
>>46390589
>>46390667
>>46391373
OP here. These are cute, but not Arisu cute. Arisu is just better.

>>46391680
Understandable, your wife will always be the best in your eyes.

>>46391689
Believe it or not, it's scientifically proven that Arisu is cuter. Want the proof? Pic related.

>>46391828
Both subjectively, empirically, and quantifiably wrong. Your hypothesis has been disproven and destroyed by superior arithmetical and quadratic analysis techniques. My 2wife is cuter than your 2wife!
Facts!

>>46391828
A. Margetroid seems to be an awfully suspicious author of the paper "Alice and wonderland: Why dollmakers are inherrently cuter than others", especially when three paragraphs are dedicated to how piss is actually totally normal and hygenic, and shouldn't be a factor in considering a wife (Unless it's a positive one).

Anyone would think that somone convinced the head of Makai university had earmarked some funds to "prove" that Alice isn't a weird pervert! Wouldn't that be funny?

I desire marriage with this yamawaro

Everybody wants to Mari Alice!
Mari Alice is very popular!

Nah, Alice is cuter. And do you really need proof?
Germans less than 100 years ago already proved, that the most beautiful and desired women are indeed blue eyed blondes, belonging to the supreme Aryan (Nordic) race.
In ancient Rome, it was a requirement for prostitutes to either have or dye their hair blond. Infact, Romans took a liking to the blond hair so much, that even the general public began dying their hair blond!
>>46391900 I mean, if you have a thing for old hags (MILF enjoyers), then your choice is an acceptable one.

>>46397212
Oh, and I forgot to mention that Alice would make just about the ideal housewife. Just look at her! Her clothes aren't that of a common street whore, but rather a modest and feminine dress. And her dolls would take care of all the annoying housechores, while you could simply enjoy your time with Alice and have the time of your life. Truly top tier wife material.

>>46397212
>>46397280
Imagine if a /jp/ anon gets transformed into her

>>46405404
Do you have to post about your fetish every day?

>>46390667
Hows that pelvis holding up anon...?

>>46405520
Only on Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays. Jeremiah posts on the other days

>>46405404
Considering the state of liberal trans faggotry our world is currently in, I don't think I have to imagine. ;P
In fact, not only would I be surprised, but I'm pretty confident that among all the Alice cosplayers, at least one of them is an /jp/ anon who underwent full transition.

>>46391373
The ideal gappy

>>46411651
You always need to bring politics into everything, huh?

>>46419034
And history! Don't forget the history!

>>46418405
Yeah

>>46420267
Trapped for eternity with Yukari!

>>46386709
Where's the rape option?