/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46287131
>Has a boyfriend she’s sees discreetly on the side
Yeah, me

>>46287131
More Tengu fake news, eh?
Spreading lies like that will certainly lead to you being sentenced directly to hell.
You should instead spend your efforts on spreading good news to people and teaching them about important matters, encouraging them to better themselves and improving their karma.

That's not canon, stop poisoning your minds with fanon slop

>>46287131
KOMACHI'S TITPUSSY....le sigh. *fapfapfapfapfap*

>>46287131
Didn't read but holy FUARK komache soft sagging melons mmmm...

This is Eiki's thread. Can you stop looking at her underling's juggers?....

Hmmm? Sorry, didn't hear you over that extremely loud sloshing sound.

>>46287131
The Ministry of Right and Wrong is a fucking joke too. It's poor and cant enforce its moral faggotry on everyone. Hecatia laughs and shits on them, even geriatric bitches like Yukari and Seiga continue to be evil cunts without a care in the world. The Yama also takes bribes, fucking whore.

>>46287131
Who are you quoting?

>>46295890
He's quoting the page idiot.

>>46291222
Would be funny if it turns out that most if not everyone in the ministry is as much a slacker as Komachi, and that Eiki is the workaholic of the bunch that no one really likes.

>>46287131
>ARNUSI

>>46296922
Komachi said none of those things in the page.

>>46287131
She's not human, that's the first redflag

>>46288229
It's not fake news, its alternate news.

>>46302563
It’s fake news.

>>46287131
I want to be Eiki's boyfriend.

>>46287131
Can someone please translate what they're saying? Why is Eiki worried about the photo?

>>46287131
I want to be Eiki.

>>46320086
no

>>46291222
Pretty sure Yukari is acting exactly the way Eiki would want. Note that in POFV Eiki criticizes Yuuka for not eating enough people. Youkai and humans don’t have the same moral standards.

>>46329459
In PoFV Eiki criticizes Yuuka for living for too long and says that whether they were human, youkai, ghost or fairy, she attacks people without much reason
Eiki's VS victory quote says to 'terrorise more humans' rather than eat more humans too and this was in the PMiSS era where rarely any humans were being eaten

>>46312099
I want to be the recently deceased soul who is granted a special opportunity to avoid normal judgment and instead work as the caretaker for Eiki, who collapsed from overwork after constantly having to clean up after her incompetent and/or lazy subordinates.
So while King Byoudou runs Eiki's department for the time being and sorts out her underlings, I ensure that Eiki eats properly, rests up, and doesn't secretly do any work while she recuperates (very difficult).
Naturally, I also end up taking care of her long-neglected sexual needs, and we eventually fall in love together, and I remain by her side when she returns to work, now with newfound conviction and inner strength, as she finally became whole through her love for me and our children.

I want komachi paizuri

>>46329574
Paizuri is overrated

>>46329647
Eiki naizuri then

>>46329574
>>46329655
Best I can offer you is Akyuu naizuri.

>>46329744
Stop ordering other people to do stuff and do the job yourself

>>46287131
>CHADNUSI

>>46287131
>SELFINSERTNUSI
leave.

>>46340509
Guy's a five-year-old boy?

>>46340545
Means he's based.

>>46329800
are you doubting the yamas judgement? looks like someone needs 12 hour long lecture.