/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Are you going to make a shitty thread every time you come across some stupid text?

Get used to that.

Japanese are zee kuhraziest people, ohohohohoho!

xD look at this funny text from my first vn!!

>>4627046
The entire conversation went like that. It was not some weird translation or anything.
>>4627054
Ohoho no. 0/10

>>4627046
>>4627054

lol, shitty writers or shittier translators having fun with rapelay players

just enjoy the "edgy" you creepy shut-in nerd

its not even funny. The only funny thing about this game was that you felt up your sisters ass

Why did that one kid want to put her socks in her panties? I mean I get it, they want to be mean to her, but really?

>>4627072
>implying all VNs are comedy
>implying someone won't get asspained at this telling me to go to /a/, thereby implying that implications is only an /a/ thing

>>4627064
wait and see what comes later....

>>4627085
I intend to.

just play your lame rapelay, shithead

I hope you didn't pay for that, btw, lol

>>4627084
it seems that you're really stressed out over this. But most eroges like these actually do have funny scenes. Its just YMK was pretty bad in everything.

>>4627100

Not sure if you mean OP or someone else, but that was my first time posting in this thread, other than >>4627050 which is just me making a joke and mimicking an olden day celebrity.

>>4627100
OP here. Good thing I didn't pay for it then. Somehow the whole Fate thing went by me and I ended up buying Princess Waltz for it's nice original story ;_;

OP here again, any recommendations? I only tried it out because I laughed at the "strangle you with a LAN cable" part.

>>4627130

>>4627130
Sharin no Kuni.

>>4627138
Well done, have a cigar.

>>4627114
>I ended up buying Princess Waltz
You poor thing.

>>4627130
If you want comedy try something actually written by Romeo Tanaka (not just planned by him like YMK): Cross Channel or Family Project. Key also has great humor (Clannad, Kanon, ONE).

Just keep playing OP. It'll be explained later.

>>4627033

The point is the students are covering up their bullying with obvious shitty excuses.

The absurdity of the details is just a little joke.

If you go the Nekoko route, you will be up to your eyeballs in this type of joke.

>The point is the students are covering up their bullying with obvious shitty excuses.

Yeah, I just thought the beating her kid with a soldering iron one kinda stuck out.

>>4627145
Keep in mind that what he posted is a terrible recommendation chart and some of those games are complete shit.

Route where?

My personal recommendations are Edelweiss and KiraKira. They're both mediumish length games that are fun.

Especially since the fandisc is coming out for edelweiss on the 20th.

>>4627172

There are a LOT of jokes whose punchlines are ridiculous anecdotes with impossibly absurd details. Again, Nekoko route is full of these. In other words,

>>4627045

>>4627181
Play Symphonic Rain.

>>4627178

It doesn't matter what you want to call shit, what matters is that /jp/ knows them well, and if you don't, you won't really be able to participate in as many /jp/ threads as you'd probably like to.

Besides, just because something is actually shitty doesn't mean it's a waste of time to see/play. That's how we got the comedy of James Rolfe and Ben Croshaw.

>>4627178
I know, as I said I own one of them >_>

>>4627138
STOP

MOUTH-FEEDING

FUCKING

LAZY

FAGGOTS

FOR FUCK SAKE /jp/, this only brings more lazy retards and shitheads to this board.

>>4627207

We're all lazy here.

>>4627195
>>4627195

>>4627190
Fuck you. Fal is love.

>>4627195
If you want to participate in VN threads on /jp/ you really only need to read Umineko and the Type-Moon works. Threads about anything else are rare.

>>4627228
>>If you want to participate in VN threads on /jp/ you really only need to read Umineko and the Type-Moon works
That attitude is too pessimistic.
If we can educate them, we can change /jp/ as well.
You have to be optimistic, anon.

>>4627207
OP here, pic related.
Have done some VNs and was wondering what /jp/ thought were nice ones, but by all means let's make sure everyone gets chased off of /jp/ immediately, that'll make this board a lot better!

PC needed to go all Charles Bronson sooner.

Infact, if Japan were to suddenly take to Death Wish movies in the same way they did to Bewitched, a lot of their social problems would get sorted out.

>>4627207
I'll take that over whiny faggots like you.

>>4627236
That's true. I did offer some legitimate recommendations earlier in the thread. I was more pointing out that we don't have threads on games like Wind or Princess Waltz so forcing yourself through shit like that just so you can talk about them on /jp/ is a waste of time.

>>4627213
Perhaps you are, but not all of us.

>>4627259
There is a difference between people that go to a VN site such as vndb.org and do some research about the VN they find interesting there and play it and people that come here asking "HEY GUYZ WAT SHULD I DO? LOL".

>>4627301
I'd rather hear an opinion from actual people on a VN. Reviewers are often unreliable.

>>4627322
There are no reviews there.

>>4627340
Yes, those ratings were pulled from thin air.

>>4627301

Okay, fuck you.

No one will waste 40 hours of their life reading a VN based on a recommendation.

They'll look it up too. Getting titles from /jp/ just lowers their search a little.

>>4627340
There are ratings, which are pretty bad.

>>4627184
>whenyouseeit.png
What?

>>4627377

>>4627383
I SHAT BRICKS
Oh, wait, no I didn't.

>>4627383
Ha

>>4627383

I saw that too.

>>4627398

umad

OP here, >>4627045

>>4627484
ugh something went wrong.
Should've been:
>>4627045 was right, apparently I've now opened a scat club in Amsterdam.

>>4627492

>apparently I've now opened a scat club in Amsterdam

See, now you're doing it, too.

>>4627152

>Key also has great humor


This is a joke, right?

>>4627693
It isn't.
Not this guy but Clannad and Little Busters have a lots of funny scenes, Maeda write comedy very well.
Even Kanon and Air to a lesser extent thank to their protagonists.

>>4627693
Why would it be?

>>4627720
>>4627724

I didn't find Clannad funny at all. In fact, all the jokes they hamfisted in the story made me hate the VN. Then again, if it didn't have any jokes, it'd probably be A LOT more boring than it already is.