/jp/ - Otaku Culture

"Well I don't see anybody else around, so you must be talking to me."

>>46222677
>>46222714
Yes my baby Chen.

"If I catch you talking to me again I am going to get Ran to make me kitty kebobs!"

I will eat you alive.

"You'll have to catch me first!"

>>46222677
no

I am going to pet this dumb k0t and there’s nothing that will stop me.

>>46222677
"Listen you fuckers, you screwheads, here is a nekomata shikigami who would not take it anymore. Here is a nekomata shikigami who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the incidents, the shit. Here is a nekomata shikigami who stood up!"

>>46222677
Maybe you should try getting a job.

"My family is unstoppable!"

"Well I'm standing here, you make the move. It's your move"

"Last smoke?"

>smoking
Haha so funny and mature! cuz it's not like people get lung cancer and die because of smoking.

>>46226208
>indoctrinated troll must go

>>46226208
Astonished at this post honestly, are you an actual child?

>>46226274
Just a troll and/or child. He got us.

>>46226208
FACT: 8 million people will die from Tobacco products every year and can kill up to half of its users who don't quit (According to the WHO)
FACT: Tobacco products have a direct link to illness such as COPD, Emphysema and Chorionic bronchitis. it also has a direct link to cardiovascular diseases and cancers
FACT: Tobacco products (especially "dip") will mess up the enamel of your teeth
FACT: Smoke will not only affect your own health, but the health of others around you

I want to have sex with Chen

>>46226432
FACT: I do not care
FACT: I never will care
FACT: You are gay
FACT: I will laugh at you as you try and tell me what to do.

>>46226659
That's cool. I agree with your post more than the kiddo's. I want to have sex with Yuuka

>>46226670
FACT: She's mine.
Sorry bucko, should have had the balls to grab her boob like I did.
It was well worth the broken arm!

>>46226685
FACT: I still want to have sex with Yuuka and your claimed ownership over a fictional character by groping her breast will NOT dissuade me.

>>46226715
I understand anon, I really do, but there can only be one YuukaHusband, and I am determined to fight to the death for the honoru.

Chen is just a spunky little helper that gets into trouble now and then.

>>46226742
I don't want to marry her I already have a 'hu bride. I just want sex. It's kind of like pokemon where I gotta sex all the 'hus

Chen is full of my spunk and soon will have a little helper of her own.

>>46226804
>I don't want to marry her, I just want sex.
This guy.

>>46226808
Anon... no.

>>46226897
Your loss for being a monogamous loser while I'm out banging 'hus left and right. In fact while you were typing that I buttfucked both your mother AND Yuuka! HA!

>>46226910
Yes, yes, yes!

>>46226685
...hey, how many times have you died up until now?

>>46227344
That's not important. Any rumours you hear of the Yama being paid off with some unscrupulous photographs is pure hearsay, with no basis in reality.

>>46227024
Sure you did. Are these 'hus in the room with us right now?

>>46227420
i see, then. Guess i will carry on

>>46226910
Oh, so you hate it when people lewd Chen, huh.

Let me reiterate, she wanted it and even tail-locked me when we made love. Her squirming and wiggling was intoxicating, egging me on to move ever so faster, push my dick even further in. Her tiny, lithe body completely under my control, except during orgasms, where her incredible youkai strength made itself known by pulling me even closer.
"Yes, yes, yes!" she screamed, as I furiously rubbed her right ear and left nipple. We kissed all night long, her tongue wrestling mine, drool spilling all over her face. And my sperm, spunk, semen spilling all over her greedy womb.
We didn't do it just once either, no. It was an all-night-long marathon, going even during these beautiful early morning hours. Sadly, we couldn't appreciate the sight of rising sun. I don't think she minds, though.
Ah, but all that will be worth it when we have our little kitty half-youkai running around and getting into all sorts of trouble.

Chen does not bear the Yakumo name yet, she is not for lewd.

>>46227621
Chen is NOT innocent

>>46227589
Ok ;)

Yep, her delicious little kitty took a lot of punishment today, but she's very satisfied. Tired, but satisfied. One would think a tiny cute loli like herself wouldn't be this lewd but alas, youkai live by their own laws.

>>46228503
What marvelous adventures will she explore tommorrow?

>>46226432
FACT: tobacco feels gooooood

FACT: Chen is short for Chennifer

>>46236275
that's a secret!!

>>46226659
Yuuka can actually say this to the yama.

>>46226108
At MI6?

>>46226432
FACT: Smoking makes you cool.

>>46227589
>And my sperm, spunk, semen spilling all over her greedy womb.
Wow! All three?!

Chen makes people :0