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46221173 No.46221173 [Reply] [Original]

What a fool you are. I'm a god! How can you woo a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive?

>> No.46221223
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Come, Dancer, friend or traitor come. Look upon the... Oh, I'm sorry, didn't realize you were a fairy. No no, it's not a problem I was just expecting a youkai. No, it's not because I think that they're more capable or anything it's just... No dude, I don't have an issue with flying ona- Some of my best slaves were fairies... Alright, that came out wrong.

Listen, what I'm trying to say is... What? I'm sure you come from a very fine lake. Very good with a prank... Assuming? I'm not assuming anything. That's just what you people do... The royal you as in... Look, we got off on the wrong foot. Together we shall speak for the law and the land and shall drive the mongrel fairies of the Lunar Capital... Lunarians... I meant Lunarians.

Look, I'm sorry I just really expected a human. What? Why? Because you were a human the last eight fucking times. I don't know what the hell the Dragon God's playing at making you a fairy but i assume it's a joke... No, I don't think fairies are jokes - Can we just fight? This is making me very uncomfortable.

>> No.46225950
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>>46221173
>>46221223
DANCER! DO NOT REDEEM!! TUNAK TUNAK TUN!!

>> No.46226297
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46226297

>>46221223

>> No.46226336

The ending of the words is YUKARI.

>> No.46227383

>>46221173
As for what i will do.. will be Moon-And-Star DIFFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.46227426
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46227426

To entrap this goddess I will simply ignore her until her intrinsic need for faith((attention)cuddles) forces her right into my hand!

>> No.46228009

>>46221173
>How can you woo a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
Wow, I'm already making progress!

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Seen any... Fairies? Ahahaha!

>> No.46228649
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46228649

Kaguya stole my pants!

>> No.46228650

>>46221173
Imagine, your getting ready for some lovey-dovey lovemaking with Okina and all of a sudden Mai and Satono show up out of nowhere and start cheering you both on

>> No.46237742

>>46221173
The ending of the words is YUKARI.

>> No.46238692

>Throws a crucifix inside a holy water bottle to you and opens a Bible.
Oops, guess I just ruined you whole fucking existence, pagan "god". This is the land promised to me and my descendants by God now.

>> No.46239356

>>46238692
What a fool you are. She's a god! How can you kill a god?

>> No.46239361

>>46228650
I am going to add that to the okina fucking chapter of my fic right now.

>> No.46241640

>>46228649
poto

>> No.46241688

>>46238692
Anon, we don't care about your jewish fairy tales. We care about Okina-sama!

>> No.46242605

>>46239356
Easy, you summon another god for the task

>> No.46242870
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>>46221223
Oh, oh this must be a mistake. You're... You're who? No no no, I'm sorry I have to draw the line somewhere. I don't know about Youkai Mountain or the Human Village or any of those other little shitholes, but we have certain standards here in the Land of the Back Door. I could handle the goddamn fairy, but this... this is something else. A tengu? Really? A fucking mouth breathing bird? Is Yukari even trying anymore? Gap between seasons... More like Rapes every season. I'm surprised you could even make it here without sexually assaulting my servants, you little evolutionary cull de sac.

You know, I bust my ass. I really tried to make this place hidden and filled with doors and what do you do? Strip down to your lingerie and down seven handfuls of bird feed before molesting some poor village kid. You're looking at me with that glazed over lobotomized look in your black eyes, so I'll assume you can understand me. Take those ugly bird feet of yours and hop out of here.

>> No.46245949

>>46242870
Okina is right
Fuck tengu

>> No.46252001

>>46221173
Blessed mom thread

>> No.46255034

So what's the deal with Okina and Marisa?

>> No.46255045

>>46221223
This alone has made the thread worth it.

>> No.46263086

>>46255034
My mom wife and my tiny wife

>> No.46263418

>>46263086
You have a fetish for blonde 2hus anon

>> No.46273270

>>46263418
And that's a good thing

>> No.46279296

>>46221223
lmao

>> No.46279755
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>>46221173
*smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack*
I wonder what'll happen when I hit your doors with this super-awesome stick this cool fairy gave me.
*smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack*

>> No.46286425

>>46221173
The ending of the words is YUKARI.

>> No.46290171

>>46279755
Cute bug

>> No.46294403

>>46279755
What are you doing
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
FOOL
STOP

>> No.46294743

>>46221173
everytime I refresh the catalog I always have to look at the OP image because of the Okina on the top right of the image is absolutely fantastic. I love her expression there so much

>> No.46294786

Thats nice now get back in your fancy wheelchair grandma

>> No.46298101

>>46279755
eternity BRAT!

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>>46225950
Does she bathe in cow dung?

>> No.46303590

>>46294786
She made Gensokyo you know, show some respect

>>46300295
kuso post

>> No.46303887

>>46300295
Great post!

>> No.46303894

>>46300295
A literal shitpost...amazing

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