/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Year of breeding mere lizards

Hey mister!

>There are monstergirls who think they have a chance with me without having massive boobs
ha

Thinkin' bout those helldogs

>"You gonna wash your hands?"
>"No... 'cause I'm evil"

my acre of alaraunes fucking unionised and now they wont stopp :(

>>45754880
What are their demands?

>>45754915
more feeding :((

>>45754928
All night long?

>>45754928
Sounds reasonable. Why not do it?

>>45754824
NO MORE BUGS

>>45754805
Reminders if anyone needs them:
>>45736291
>>45744059

>>45755013
No, more bugs!

>>45754818
Mordred?

>>45755019
Whoever you are you're a saint. Thanks for the help.

How do I get cats to stop calling me Tom? If they keep it up, God forbid, I might even start getting conditioned to respond to it, and I don't wanna do that.

>>45755151
Cheshire changing your legal name to Tom as a prank!

Big snek.

>>45754951
no, just high yield feeding for a bit. makes you woozy.

>>45755151
well if your TOM stat is too high, thats why theyd call you it. you wouldnt get called tom otherwise.

>Hello bloodbag

>>45755151
It's too late.

>>45755151
spray bottle

Beef. It's what's for dinner.

>>45755077
Looks more like a Baiken.
Barring the eye and arm.

Mordred would be annoyed and wearing more armor.

>>45755647
What's her lore?

imma do the unthinkable
make wurm lingerie

I need your art fairies. All of them, now.

Why are MGE lolis so smug all the time?

>>45755683
It's gacha.

>>45755740
>"no fairy," anon said, "you are the condom"

>>45755774
Because they know they are the best and the hags can't compete against them.

>>45755774
Masking their inferiority compared to hags.

>>45755774
msgk has proved the most effective hunting type for their weight class

>>45755781
I know.

>>45755774
KC just draws all his lolis smug.

>>45755774
They are asking to get the butts violently plowed and corrected

>>45755883
Then you also know in which /vg/ thread to ask

>>45755952
These creatures are perfect.

hmm today I will post cores

>>45755989
i lose to cores

Being squished beneath a mass of monster tiddy

>>45756022
You lose to everything.

>>45755989
Cores?

Slimes know human boys can't resist reaching out for their cores.

>>45756067
just around 95%
i do have some standards

>>45755989
Why are you posting the lest enjoyable catcore?

>>45755989
I'm going to use both mofucores and LN's marshmallow cats as my onaholes and nobody can stop me ahahahahah

>>45756088
To be fair, that's true for 95% of this thread as well.

Could you live with a smoking fairy?

>>45756155
Lucky, they're gonna monsterize into marshmallow werecats.

>>45756207
No, I hate the smell of tobacco and cigarettes

>>45756155
That's really wrong. Marshmallow cats are just jolly companions, I'm going to kill you anon.

>>45756043
Wonderland cow (jabberwock) in cowprint squishing you after eating a purple holstaurs freshly baked dulce de leche

>>45755989
Mofucores are adorable.

Uh oh.

>>45754818
Mere female lizard + Damn female kid

>>45756429
This shit has been in development for 5+ years, had one demo release all that time and the guy is still getting over a thousand bucks a month for doing nothing.
AND IT'S JUST A PLAIN SIMPLE VN

I like my women like I like my candy: crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside

Why do all monsters break promises?

>>45756524
What is she saying? I don't speak vodka.

>>45756467
westernslop in general

What i wouldn't give to have a fox miko gf.

>>45756561
I can't think of anyone in the east like that...

>>45756634
john monstergril did more work then whatever that westernslop is

>>45756087
the demon energy makes it an iresistable temptation, like eating or sleeping. instinct demands it.

Another fine day for kej posting!

>>45755511
Who is that, the pic you posted?

>>45755151
Scratch you kot's ears, worked for me. You can even unlock the purr passive buff

>>45756894
Talking to yourself is not a good look

>>45756894
All that artists art is similiar to that. As far as I am aware it's just a cat.

>>45755378
GitHub?

>>45756961
What does my kot means when she does that?

>>45757017
Some say it's her way of showing love and affection. However, those are only speculations, we might never know what such mysterous acts trully mean.

>>45756828
Zipangu has quite a selection of devoted high quality wife candidates
>Kejourou
>Inari
>Ryu
>Ochimusha

>>45757044
Nureonago and Unagi Joro are quite nice as well.

>>45757044
Aren't you forgetting someone anon?

>>45757044
It's a concious decision from KC. Japanese propaganda. And it's working

>>45757044
Let's not forget best girl.

>>45757056
anything but the dork snake

>>45757076
Eros frowns upon homewreckers

>>45757094
She can wreck my home anytime. She and all of her soon to be sister-wives.

sosu

Best mg for pole dancing?

>>45757161
Apsara

>>45757161
It depends.
Do you want pure eroticism? Succubi
Do you want some degree of selfconfident sowoff? demon
Do you want exotic? apophis

>>45757161
Your wife.

>>45757185
>Do you want some degree of self-confident showoff? demon
YES

>>45757161
Miss Kiki. She's already a Pole!

>>45757067
Imagine what the advertisements promoting visiting or even moving to Zipangu would be like. Super flirty I bet. A lost foreign ningen-san is, as ever, the favorite prey for yokai.

>>45757161
>go to strip club in MGC because you get the first drink free that night
>a succubus tells you that you won a private dance
>kindly refuse her because you're trying to hang out with the guys
>she grabs your wrist and tells you it's mandatory

>>45757277
>Ms Kiki showing her oblivious Mastah a "traditional dance of her homeland"

>>45757290
>"wow, I've never been on a tour bus where the doors and windows lock from the outside before."

are Kiki scales hard or soft?

>>45757336
>The raiju bus driver looks back with a smirk and then accelerates

https://files.catbox.moe/1nlf76.jpg
I believe in Zipangu supremacy

Fox supremacy.

The cursed swords and living armors have had enough of being ignored, they're coming for (You), anon...

>>45757584
I don't use weapons or armor because I'm a bare fisted Monk chad.

>>45757429
So many of my favorites are from Zipangu. Truly one of the best regions.

>>45757584
>off-topic image
fuck off

exactly how fast is space travel in mge?

>>45757483
Foxes will always reign supreme in fluffiness.

>>45757630
Uhhh I don't care.

You
Yes you
Tell me about your OC
If you don't have an OC, tell me about the kind of monster you'd want the most

>>45757652
Deredere Ushi-Oni.
And she is VERY FLUFFY.

>>45757652
Brown skin dark mage with black sclera.

>>45757652
Currently writing quite a unique Troll, at least design and char-lore wise, but i'll leave that for when i finally finish.
The only other think i can consider an OC is this one greentext i wrote once.
This one might hit chuunibyo critical mass.
>blurts out stuff like ''Its a good night for a hunt''
, ''I can sense my prey is close'' and the sort whenever hubby is nearby
>Tries to be furtive and remain unseen, but always trips with the furniture and ends up breaking something
>Draws all kinds of runes and circles around the house ''A good hunter needs to ward off against bad spirit as well''(none of them work)
>Has a hidden trapdoor that connects the bedroom and the basement. Whenever she's in the mood, she goes to the bedroom and starts chanting (broken) latin. Her Hubby then goes to the basement and uses an improvised elevator to come out of the summoning circle drawn over the trapdoor. ''Demon, i will defeat you and complete my revenge'' she says as she relentlessly attacks him.
>Has an autobiography detailing how this supposed demon stole her most precious thing for her, and how she has been looking for revenge ever since
>Her closet has an entire section for victorian era fantasy hunter clothes, complete with minicrossbows, leather gloves and boots, an array of knives and daggers, and her ornate cleaver. All made from her red mana.

>>45757652
If I had the vibes to have a waifu, she'd be a really laid-back Jinko.

>>45756943
Then why is it posted here its not a mg.

I just got a 15 second ad for a 7 second mg

>>45757773
It's more a monster girl than a succubus.

>>45757773
Take a wild guess.

>>45757773
because he managed to get banned from everywhere else

when mg start getting out of control,

>>45755673
>Barring the eye and arm.
so then not baiken

>>45755774
is this the new girl?

>>45755647

>>45757845
Really now? Lucky this is the monster girl thread then.

>>45757865
Yes. Cute, isn't she?

>>45757652
a bicorn with a venus type build and a breeding fetish who is my harems nursemaid. feeding all my girls with muscle milk.

>>45757161
Arachne is best

Imagine saying something awkward like "Ugh, my balls hurt from being too full of cum." in front of a monster.

>>45757161
salamander would probably misunderstand the point of the pole

>>45757161
>wurm yanks the pole out
>starts twirling it like a cane and does her rendition of "puttin on the ritz"

>>45757642
god. i need a fox to wrap her tails around me.
make her plump ontop of it and id be in heaven.

>>45757983
kek

>>45757995
hat pic is my fetish

>>45757995
ideal for those cold days

>>45757652
The first one is a noble, seductive Lilim who is the 169th Daughter of the Demon Lord. She has tendencies towards mystical and religious experiences, and she's very open minded and neutral in most matters, but when her blood gets riled up from abominable acts of villainy, she can turn into a small tactical nuke, and rips my pelvis apart after needing to blow off more steam from her fight. I kind of envision her as the Yellow Scarves type.
The next ones are a Dragon and her Wyvern squire, who used to be major rivals before the time of the new Demon Lord, and generally enjoy continuing their rivalry, even though the Dragon has already proven herself stronger physically and magically. The dragon is generally dour and stoic, but when furious cannot be stopped by much of anything. The Wyvern on the other hand is much more cheerful and lighthearted in everything except their rivalry. For funsies I help the Wyvern prank the Dragon with well placed buckets of water and confetti.
The next one is a royal Pharaoh that has a list of titles and royal names so long it would take a few years to name them all off. She's considered the model of a just ruler, but spends quite a bit of time on religious matters, which she justifies by saying it aids in showing herself off as an embodiment of Rha and Horus, whom she refers to as "Hora" for short. Needless to say, I end up being the sacrifice during the rituals for the most part. When she's not conducting rituals or affairs of state, she enjoys being stimulated in new and interesting ways, so she enjoys the fact that I have a wide knowledge of board and card games to pass the time, though it doesn't really work all that well because she might use her voice just to make me lose at strip poker.
The last one I'll mention is somewhat of an anomaly, as she's a Baphomet of some type of secret cult involving something called the Black Goat. She often keeps to herself, and I sometimes hear strange screams coming out of her room, or dark tentacles leaking out from her door. Then she has sigils on the door that make my head hurt, and the last time I went into her room I almost fell INTO a wall for some reason. She's weird, but she likes head pats, so all good.

>>45758006
O RLY?

I'm something of a maus sleep lover

I'm going to kill Miss Vampire by driving a wooden stake through her heart.

>>45757995
Imagine the surprise of neet foxes when they discover that fat fluffy foxes are in high demand on his side of the portals.
I advocate for every man having a harem of mofu.

>>45754805
You Goofy Goobers lied to me! You said monster girls and the demon realm armies are weak and low tech. Now explain this to me! Why am I and my fireteam now fighting against a demon realm mechanized infantry AND a demon realm military main battle tank!? You said the demon realms are easy to fight and low tech! Are we infiltrated by monster girl saboteurs and fed misinformation!?

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/114974657
aw frig dude, my levels

>>45757995
>make her plump ontop of it and id be in heaven
Tummy pillow!

>>45758045
She's just borrowing them for safekeeping! What if someone else took them?

>>45758051
Go back to >>>/trash/

>>45757652
Don't really count it as an OC, but a Phoenix
Outdoorsy, likes to tease and affectionately prank, doesn't really fit the usual strong monster high society, instead being more down to earth

>>45758044
>hear demonic giggling from inside a tank
>look up
>demon explosive to the face
>it... didnt hurt?
>yell to them that it didnt work
>hear more giggling
>hear a "fufufu" from behind as you realize the female soldier next to you got transformed.

>>45758051
a little too big for this thread, anon.

>>45758073
i never got a good feel for what kind of personality a phoenix would typically have from the profile

>>45757995

>>45757652
My waifu, a tall purple demon with black lipstick.
Body looks like this https://files.catbox.moe/f1ls0u.png but with slightly larger breasts.
Her favorite things to do in the bedroom include handcuffing me to the bed, tying me up, putting a leash and collar on me, and sitting on me.

>>45758102
Its kind of a shot in the dark, but considering how the usual high power monster girls are (lilims, echidnas and so on), a slight degree of nobility isn't too far fetched in my opinion

Okay now surely A.I. women are immune to being monsterized and corrupted by demon energy, yes?

>>45758209
>demon silver enchants the circuits
your move, order man.

>>45758209
these threads hate a.i.

>>45758232
These threads hate a lot of things.

>>45758232
no one said anything bad about the a.i. image i posted.

Me walking into Hagville as a virgin.

>>45758307
Not even 5 minutes, and it'll be
>Me walking in Hagville

>>45758307
I'll take your haggiest dark mage.

>>45757652
wurm holst

>>45758407
all i got is crone

>>45758455
Damn, came all this way for nothing...

>>45758455
I wish to impregnate this creature.

>>45758407

I want to hug a Phoenix.

>>45758486
https://imgur.com/a/5L8v4O4
she got a nice smile

Cats don't love you, they just want you to feed them and shelter them and in return they'll give you nothing and you're supposed to think it's fine. I hate cats so much. I'm going to throw my cat out and make her become a stray, I'm sick of her leeching off me.

>>45758513
... Sharp Teeth... cute...!
Such an underrated feature.

>>45758529
Mick, is that you? Are you looking for someone to post a Cait Sith at you?

>>45758545
Jumping at every post that has the word 'cat' in it thinking the argentine shitskin is behind it isn't good for you mental health, anon.

>>45758535
The best mgs have mouths that look like bear traps.

>>45758529
serving cats both sexually and non sexually is the greatest pleasure a human male can experience.

>>45758555
I see through your cunning ruse, Mick! Your post has the word "cat" in it, clearly proving that I am correct!

>>45758559
r u d y
u
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y

>>45758559
HARD Agree.

when your mg finds your old edgelord posts and reads them out loud.

>>45758559

I don't like hags because they'll make you stop drinking things like sodas regardless if you like them or not and force you to instead drink their breast milk. That's disgusting, breast milk is awful, it tastes bad. This is why the Sabbath are so much better because they love sugary drinks and they won't make you change what you drink because they don't have tits and can't produce breast milk.

>>45758545
how about this one?

i need an mg thats a combination of therapist, security guard and emotional support pet.

>>45758619
it's bogey

>>45758619
>Eat ice cream with Miss Wan and tell her about your life.
>At night, Miss Wan will protect your home from robbers.
>But she'll always know when you're too sad and big your big cuddly lap dog that day.

>>45758634
it's melted...

>>45758653
OH, NO! Miss Wan will have to lick it off of you so you don't waste food.
It's a SIN to waste food, you know.

>>45758619
unironically, wurm fits the bill

>>45758619
cu sith

>>45758559
I love a good Rudy

>>45758738
how did these threads react when she came out?

>>45758765
Probably something similiar to this, which I think is the cait sith cat penis picture.

>>45758209
Reminder, when you fap to Cortana from Halo... You're practically fapping to Catherine Halsey, as according to Halo Lore. Cortana was partly made with parts of Halsey's brain/mind, if I remember correctly. Bear that in mind.

>>45758780
>ait sith cat penis picture.
it was really weird that the artist went the extra mile to make it anatomically accurate to a cats dick irl.

it's a new year so you should unseal stuff

>>45758807
Insert Selkie Joke Here

My Hellhound doesn't love me...

Strip Clubs are for monsters who for a variety of reasons cant get a man the normal way, so they basically need men served to them on a silver platter

>>45758812
>order sleeping bag of Mamozon
>comes with some blonde chick who demands I get in so we can watch movies together

>>45758837
i work hard for the money

I am freezing outside because it is so cold

>>45758973
Good.

>>45758812
I wish there was more Selkie content, theyre cute

I am a cosmic entity, I live beyond the stars and devour them. I have the power to warp reality and destroy the fabric of space itself. My hand is the one that crushes planets. I will destroy the plague known as humanity and pass severe judgment upon them.

>>45759047
>the tune every outer goddess sang before they got married to their husband

>>45759047
>>45759093
>I am a cosmic entity, I live beyond your cock and devour it. I have the power to warp into your bedroom and destroy the fabric of your pants. My hand is the one that crushes balls. I will suck the cum from your cock such that the only eggs your children see are the eggs I had for breakfast.

crab

>>45759144
Cancer is genuinely the worst monster girl ever made. I hate her so much it's unbelievable.

>>45759153
>t. dirty Anon

>>45759179
There is literally nobody on this planet that likes Cancer. She doesn't even have genitals. Completely unfuckable in every way. She probably eats her children too.

>>45759153
It's shit but there are so much worse

>Mantango
>Cait/Cu Sith
>Humpty Egg
>You're Waifu

>>45759186
the dumb sleeves are p cute

>>45759153
>>45759186
Did a crab pinch your dick as a child? Why the hate?

>Snow Cancer Hag
imagine

>>45759288
Snibbity snab, here rapes the crab.

>>45754805
Focks Problems

Sex with wurm

>>45756541
Context: She's asked outside of the pic how she keeps her teeth clean
>how? With my tongue, of course! I have to be very thorough. You can join in, too...

>>45756207
She's a menace

>>45754805
So!!!

Is no one gonna start talking about the Danuki Tunnels under Monster Girl City 41? People and especially Danukis be currently talking about the Big Super Fight of October 7 and the recently released Repstein Island names and documents. But are we gonna start talking about the Danuki Tunnels? Because clearly we owe that one guy in social media who keeps complaining and talking about hearing Zipangese and common Danuki phrases being heard and talked in the bottom of his apartment floors.

And what is up with those dirty mattresses!? What were the Danukis doing!?

You get the option to make MGE real and bring all of earth eternal happiness, bringing love and joy to all people and ridding all evil from the world. But you get sent to the Reviewers universe afterwards and can never return to Earth and experience MGE for yourself like every other human is, you'll be stuck in a universe full of hookers and sluts for the rest of your life. If you turn it down, nothing happens but you will never get the option again.

Are you selfless enough to sacrifice yourself in such a way and take the offer or will you turn it down?

>>45759854
Lmao fuck no. Reviewers is horseshit. If I can't be happy, then nobody could.

>>45759854
Yes, it doesn't change my position, and theres always the instant exit plan anyway.

>>45759854
>Would you le sacrifice yourself for le greater good?
So is anyone else fucking sick of this question?

*sirens blaring*

>>45759870
even for inane questions it's pretty bottom barrel

>>45759874
she said she was just going to stretch her legs if i let her out

>>45759874
Welp, looks like its time for another riot.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the supermax prison isn't built that way to contain criminals of extreme crimes, but because you NEED an adamantine setup to keep a wurm from getting out or dealing with a jacked hellhound

Anyone have that picture of a fox collapsing after getting hugged?

Guys, there is oddside flames out of my window as I'm going to bed, what is it about? I don't think its natural

>>45757652
A sabbath witch named Liz, short for Elizabeth. She has burnt orange hair and green eyes with pale skin, since she spends more time studying than in the field. She's a lolibaba and a bit of a tease, rather proactive in flirting but easily distracted by her work.
Her sabbath is pharmaceutical in nature and she personally runs clinical trials on the various drugs they create in order to fund themselves. She's the cutest when she drops the teasing act after I catch her off guard or when she's especially tired.

What should be done about cats?

What should be done about cats?

It's the new year, she promises that her new years resolution is that she will behave. You should unseal her.

>>45759956
There's nothing wrong with cats

>>45759956
Invite them to bed and sleep together(actual sleep, no lewds)

>>45759956
become Tom, inflict Molly

>>45759992
>she promises
Ok I'll unseal her
She'd have to be awfully evil to break a promise and she seems like a sweet girl

>>45759956
Building a family
>>45760083
The little jumpy walk hypnotized me and make me hard as hell

Monsters with nice tongues...

If you refuse to get corrected by a Lim in your heart of hearts, she will find a way to pierce through it. Beware, Anon!

>>45760217
she can't correct me if she's too busy blushing like a nerd on our dates

>>45760217
>ywn slowly have your walls torn down by a cute lilim until you happily lay in her as her good boy

>>45759992
No, she's staying sealed up on probation as my cuddle pillow for the first month

How would you want your monster wife to meet you post-portals opening? What's your ideal scenario?

>>45760244
Busting through my wall and using a lame pick up line because she's too nervous

>>45760250
>So uhh, you come here often?
>I live here
>Oh, right, right...
>But what's a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this?
>Uwawawawa

>>45760263
>ywn have a 8ft monster blushing like a maiden from a cheesy pickup line
darn

Remember to always carry sealing talismans on your person to defend against wayward foxes
>Fox breaks into your home? Slap a seal on her and deposit her outside for the authorities to pick up at their leisure
>Fox stalking you at night? Let her get close, seal her, and leave her behind in the darkness
>Pass by your fox neighbor in the grocery store who has the same colored fur as the last two assailants? Seal her up and get the last box of ramen from her cart.
There really is no downside

>>45757652
A really big dog

Well, do you?

>>45760401
I always carry sealing talismans
>line at mcnukis too long? start slapping some seals on em
>fox about to take the last of you favorite ice cream? thats a sealing
>mail harpy delivering nothing but ads? sealed
>cheshire making fun of your shirt? you get 2 seals

>>45760425
Adventures with Elves

>>45760425
A dwarf for me.

>>45760244
she kicks down door, screams my name in joy. in one hand she has a luggage case full of gems, gold and cash, in other whe has many sets of lingerie, assorted skimpy clothing and a set of pjs to lounge around in

>>45755774
>>45757865
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1715778581308248556
when did puuyo get his wife drawn by kc?

>>45760518
my elf wife...

>>45760425
They're OK

>>45760484
>Get to just grab the lithe and light weight mail harpy, tie her up, and use her for all your sexual needs
Goddammit I want monster girls to be real already.

Foxes are evil. And no amount of fluff is going to convince me otherwise.

>Elf warrior is insulting me
>keeps calling me names like "human monkey" and "filthy gangrenous farmer" and "worthless ephemeral scum"
>all because I'm a simple human farmer who cannot fight or live as long as she will
>it gets to me
>silently let a tear fall down my cheek and turn to walk away
>suddenly she changes her tone and does a 180 on it, starts apologizing and stops me and tells me she didn't mean any of it and holds me close and promises not to hurt me like that again
>I don't even know her
Why are Elves like this

>>45760663
I can fix her

>>45760668
tell her its too late and then go run into the arms of a humble holst

>>45760683
Anon, no! Don't reward bad behavior!

>>45760668
Elves' haughty attitude gets the away of their true feelings. Cupids are often frustrated by their antics.

>>45760683
Famous last words.

>>45760717
I can fix her though
I know she keeps promising to be good and then does evil, but I'm sure this time she is sincere about being good

>>45760668
She watched too many of those mist continent cartoons and thought you'd rape her if she insulted you enough.

>Walks up to you and asks: "How much?"
WWYD?

>>45760894
bout tree fiddy

>>45760894
Tell her I bought this sandwich for $5

>>45760894
Hold up an electric shaver and vaguely gesture at her tails
100% fox proof defense

>>45760894
Buy me a big mac

>>45760531
There was some bullshit drama with /trash/ cucks making edits of his wife, so KC drew him a picture.

>>45760894
>I'm not for sale, ma'am. You'll have to earn me fair and squ-ACK

>>45760894
I'm an autist who just devolves into using videogame quotes when interacting with strangers, so i'd probably say something like
>It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds!
then the fox would probably laugh at me because i just admitted to being a quickshot

>>45761243
>Fox drops a wad of cash in your hand and promises to help you work on your endurance

>>45761172
Indecent!

>>45758559
>>45758569
I like this artist's monstrous ladies.

Enough from the foxes

>>45761186
>-ACK

>>45761640
No one acks from foxes

I would not lose to a werewolf. I load my shotgun with buckshot filled with silver shrapnel. I am prepared for any and all lycans out there and I even invested money to buy a silver dagger as a backup in case a werewolf ever got close to me. And not only that but I've put bars on my windows and reinforced the doors with steel so no werewolf can break through. In fact I even have a high power UV flashlight and garlic handy in case I need to fight a Vampire too. So nether Werewolves or Vampires could have a hope of getting me. I'm capable of defending against all their advances. There is no way I will ever be gotten by a Werewolf or a Vampire.

>>45761768
OK, but there's literally over 200 other mamono types out there already you haven't done shit to defend against.

>>45761818
It's okay, I live in (Generic London Lookalike Van Helsing Land) where there are only Werewolves and Vampires and maybe a ghost every now and then and everyone wears top hats, bowler hats, flat caps and button up vests so I don't have to worry about them.

Where are you most likely to find a monogathering of your wife, as in multiple of the same monster all in one place?

Gargoyles are a good example of natural monogatherings.
They are often found in groups. The plural noun for a gathering of gargoyles is a collection - named as such because they have a habit of infiltrating actual museums and galleries.
There are multiple theories for this. One states that statues are not found naturally in the wild, so no self-respecting adventurer would choose to sleep next to the random bust of a busty succubus in the middle of nowhere. A gargoyle would have much better odds once hidden near other statues. If some are married, then this has the double effect of sometimes increasing mana concentrations so high that the regular statues ALSO become gargoyles. At least one avid order collector has had their entire collection of angel statues become his new harem from a process like this.
Another theory simply posits that gargoyles have a fetish for night guards.
There is some evidence to suggest that they are able to communicate with each other whilst stone, so they naturally congregate to have others to pass the time with. Conversely, given how long they live for, don't be surprised if gargoyles bitch and shit talk different gargoyles from a different collection.

Haha, nice try you fucking Unicorn but you can't marry-rape me up here, hahaha you dumbass horse you can't climb a tree, you'll never get me now.

>>45761892
Dragons don't really socialize. Maybe a museum?

>>45761938
>Dragons don't socialise
>Dragonia is a country made up of several thousand equidistant spaced estates and homes, so the dragons see each other as little as possible.
>Homes far underground or on the tallest peaks go for an antisocial premium

>>45761916
Anon, unicorns have hands. She'll get a chainsaw.

>>45761953
It's like that one planet in Asimov's robot stories where everybody lived with just their robots

im gonna fight a foxgirl and parry all 9 of her tails!

>>45761892
>bunyip villages are all on swamps with homes built on stilts
>however, the swamp and marsh and ground underneath is all very thick with foliage
>this is on purpose, so bunyips can go about their day without being disturbed (by an equally shy bunyip)
>little fireman poles are built into each house's floor, so bunyips can scurry up inside with their snake movements
>it's excedingly rare for a single man to wander into one given how hidden they are, and also that they are in swamps
>often times the bunyips have ogres and frogs and other monsters scare people away. they either don't want to be disturbed when they are with hubby, or they want to get him on their own terms (when they finally muster up the courage to)
>but if anyone single WERE to enter the village?
>they'd find it abandoned
>at least until they decide to leave
>*rustle rustle*
>*fluff*

>>45761962
Yeah but she has to go all the way to the store to get the chainsaw so I'll just get down off the tree and run far, far away while she's busy doing that and then I'll be even farther away and find a place to hide and she won't find me hahahaha dumbass horse, horses are so stupid, a horse won't be able to catch me.

>>45761892
Red oni villages are famous for being full of lovable idiots
>Imagine being sent as tribute to a red oni village, and then when you arrive it's just a bunch of meathead goofs
>There's you thinking your about to get gored or eaten alive
>Next thing you know you're drunk off your ass on oni sake dancing on the table while a bunch of far more sober (and single) onis wait for you to drunkenly fall over into their waiting lap

Mamonos can't have villages because they are stupid and good only for sex

>>45759854
Sent to ISR:
>be a CentAnon
>the Cents in ISR aren't professional whores and sluts, theyre honest hardworking transportation workers who only 'work' when they're in season after a long trip.
>gonna join the ISR Teamsters Union and run a Relief Station to help out passing Centaurs.

>>45762052
i will send you to the owl mage treetop village so you can be proven wrong (and then raped while covered in owl down)

>>45762084
What if those owl aren't makes

gollem

>>45762094
Do I need to write "have sex with me" in Hebrew on a piece of paper and put it in her mouth of does she listen to voice commands?

>>45761892
Wendigo villagers travel as a pack in search of meat and ”meat”

>>45760425
That's going in the book

>>45761892
Hatters normally can't stand other hatters for very long as it's a coinflip whether they understand each other perfectly or think the other is talking complete gibberish.
However, you can find many hatters gathered together for tea parties in the queen of heart's tearooms and gardens on certain days of the calendar.
Specifically, days that, when counting from the founding of wonderland, are divisible by 3, not a wednesday or saturday (except if the previous day was a thursday or the queen's birthday), and only if it isn't raining (except if the queen was last seen wearing a hat instead of her crown), and it works off the wonderland calender, which is nonsensical to outsiders.

These parties are normally quite merry with lots of tea drinking and sharing of scones. It's tradition to change places every few minutes so every hatter can mingle with others and show off their husbands. Large arguments can happen though, strange given how hard it is to frustrate a hatter.

Do not go to these parties, even if you are fortunate enough to stumble onto one when and where they do occur. The sheer concentration of spores, insanity, insanitea and hatter ass will drive you beyond insane - you will become as loopy as them. Worse, is the possibility you enter mid-argument, and no human can possibly be prepared for the wrath of a mad mad hatter. They are among the scariest monsters to piss off.

Anon no, don't go near the T-Rex! She will eat you!

>>45762269
Based giantess vore

I love calling mamonos by "miss" like I'm a good young boy

>>45761892
>Phoenixes are both a rare, and a solitary species
>This naturally means that finding a congregation of them in a singular place is very unlikely
>And even if one would, the amount of them gathered together wouldn't be large
>Most likely around fifteen or so maximum, with highest count on record being 36 when a meeting was arranged with the Demon Realm leaders
>Most common group size that isn't a proper monogathering, is two, a Phoenix and their daughter
>And this only lasts until said daughter either gets married, or is old enough to set off on their own (more likely)
>Best chances to find them naturally seems to be fire-aspected lands, such as Dragonia, or remote places in other continents, where they can live without disruption
>They don't like excessive water, such as seas and shorelines, so I wouldn't recommend looking there
>A natural exception to this rule is Echidnas, and their offspring, which can found almost everywhere, usually within dungeons
>Still, given how low the birthrate from both natural phoenixes are, and from echidna birth, a single man should invest in protection if looking for one of these reclusive birds
>Otherwise, the search may very well cut short due of the uncharted lands one has to go through, and their native populations
>If you need to find one for a phoenix down, just know that their help has a price if you both are single, but it is one people are more than willing to pay
>That and you probably want to bring clothes that are smaller with you

>Ryu hatches nasty plot to make man her husband ever since he donated to her shrine and caught her eye
>makes it rain over his house
>and rain
>and rain
>and rain
>and rain
>raining for days and days
>she thinks he's gonna come to her for aid and then she'll make her move
>he never comes
>she gets impatient after a month passes and comes to see his whereabouts
>finds his home completely collapsed
>the rain made it give away by muddying up the soil since it was built in flash flood zone
>water damages made the floors give out due to leak flooding the basement and then the roof caved in
>the man she likes has been dead for a few days under the rubble that crushed him
>even if she did find a resurrectionist like a Lich to revive him, nothing she could do would cool his hatred of her now since he realized what was happening even before he died
>his spirit is now eternally seething about her
Dumb water snake won't be able to fix this one.

>>45761892
Pack of holstaurs
They find you while you are on a hike through some grasslands
They will circle around you if you stand still for too long and they will be mooing at you and pressing their tits against you and few may even lick your face

>>45761892
Wights are a rare type of monster, but it's surprisingly easy to find multiple congregated to the same place at social events in undead kingdoms.

>>45760425
Diplomacy with /elves/

>>45757652
>my oc, which started out as a joke, made an entire thread trend, forever tarnishing pyrows

I'm sorry...

>>45762818
Zoomer pyrows were easy joke to make

>>45762818
If there is meant to be a pyrow oc in the thread you are not imaginative at all.

>>45762715
Just hug him, he'll have to capitulate eventually

>>45757652
I've been fleshing out an oclemoh(I spelled this wrong,the aztec cat) OC and some background lore for tezcats but I'm finding the idea of sending out raiding bands to find men to satisfy tezcats lust just a tad derivative.
I think they might benefit more from a kind of tithe deal where they think being sacrificed to her is a great honor and it's ambiguous what happens. Maybe they have to work in her temple as a priesthood.

>>45762877
He's dead.

May the meat and booze come aplenty

>>45757652
a mega chimera, with shog as the binding agent, so she can do some meiotic fissions into composite species

>>45762729
Best advice I can give is to offer one of them a gift and hope they fight amongst themselves for the gift.

>>45762772
Do they just spend 6 hours complimenting each other and stroking eachother's egos (or is that just vampires)?

>>45761892
wurms remember other wurms that they have encountered through a yet to be understood series of noises, only some of which are audible to the human ear. It is a mixture of mooing, growling, purring, hissing, meowing and many other strange sounds.

This allows wurms to find other wurms while burrowing, and miners and diggers and other cave explorers have very rarely encountered groups of wurms doing wurm things or as they called it a 'wurming' underground.

>>45763077
I can hear a wurmuring in the darkness

>>45763077
i am fluent in wurm song.

>>45762877
Yeti post

phat snake

>>45762094
autistic gollem wife

>>45763183
Why is this snek spilling the sake

>>45763212
Body shots.

>>45763077
>tfw ywn be a miner and somehow find a wurming
>watching wurms dancing and having fun
>Eating classic wurm food and drink
>being merry
>Dropping ur pickaxe to go have fun with the wurms

>>45762094
Can't get much better than a custom made wife.

FASHIONABLE elves.

>>45763238
custom made undead mist wife by a taoist hermit lich

>>45763245
this elf is american

>>45763279
Dumb slut literaly no thoughts are going through this foxe head

>>45763419
and whats wrong with that, monster girls are cuter when they are almost retarded

>>45763437
Get away from you egghumper.

>>45763443
que? wanna rewrite that in english?

>>45763451
Get away from me.

>>45763453
sorry monster girls are better big dummies, they are cuter that way

>>45763437
I want to be the retard in relationship

>>45763473
so shack with a nerd monster like haku, lich, dark mage, taisu, or any of the smart ones

>>45763473
Got the girl for you, mate.

>>45763505
True, gotta be a retard to go with this one.

>>45762003
What would happen if I rode into the bunyip village on a hovercraft? Would the loud noise of the engine spook them into letting me leave?

>>45763077
Amazing

>>45757652
Elf
Yes i'm that boring and no i'm not sorry

>>45763485
I go with dark mage only if she age drains me

>>45762103
I hope she understands C# cause that's the only language i'm good at

>>45763530
They would drink your gasoline and get high

>>45763510
dumb and full of cum for my fluffy sugar mommy.

>>45762715
>Ryu hatches nasty plot to make man her husband ever since he donated to her shrine and caught her eye
>>makes it rain over his house
>>and rain
>>and rain
>>and rain
>>and rain
>>raining for days and days
>>she gets impatient after a month passes and comes to see his whereabouts
>he's built a boat with a roof so the rain doesn't get in
>after the ryu explains that she caused the rain and apologizes for flooding anon's home, he thanks her for letting him live out his fantasies of sailing the high seas, and tells her stories of trading the leftovers of his gaming PC for fishing supplies
>in the end she joins him on the boat, and tries a weather she hasn't had a use for yet: half-clear skies with bright white clouds and a nice gale perfect for sailing off into the sunset
there you go i fixd your story, that'll be $3 commission me on github for more like thid

>>45763473
Retard plus other retard is best pairing though as you'll be on the same wavelength, should be fine as long as there's another pair of smarter friends keeping an eye on the retards so they don't go full retard.

>>45763721
thats basically me, my hag wurm wife, and my dark mage jabberwock wife.
the dark mage jabber is the one that prevents the both of us from doing stuff with the two fnnydemon realm metal thingies in the shape of balls and letting them drop the two halfs onto each other

I don't care who the mofukuza send, I'm not unsealing the evil foxes.

>>45763799
I am no longer asking. Aneki needs to see someone new for once.

I don't care who the bird congregate sends, I'm not sharing my fries.

i do care who the hagville town guad sends, I going to breed the

what do i do, my hag step sister is a total fucking neet and doesn't ever get out the house
and I walked in on her watching hentai about an older sister and a younger brother

>>45763799
Send your evil fox(es) to me.
I won't unseal her(them) either but i'll be better company and at least let the mofukuza agents visit their old friend(s) while she's(they're) on probation

>>45764004
Find yourself a younger girlfriend first.

>>45764035
i try but i can't seem to find one, also my sister is a dark mage so she might have put a curse on me or somehting

>>45764004
>tfw she doesn't stop when she notices you
>in fact she starts schlicking off faster

>>45761892
Ah, prestigious Meido academy. It used to be full of kikimoras teaching, researching and refining the discipline of meido-ing, but it has seen a more mixed intake in recent years including but not limited to succubi, shoggoths, cows, lizards, spiders, foxes, cats, wights, liches, hellhounds and even fucking dragons. Still, if you're looking to get a retinue of kikis to wait on your dick, the kiki sorority house is where you'll likely start

>>45763245
Erufuda easily makes me consider Elves.

>>45761892
Go to your nearest shady alley or bus shelter and there's probably at least a few hobomanticores all waiting to shiv someone with a spine

Quantum Cheshire cat study finds particles can't separate from their properties after all.

KILL ALL DANUKIS

>That one sandworm that gives horrific dating advice
>"Just eat him! Men like being eaten alive."

>>45764419
Okay so the Tanuki Burrows exist, but there is no hidden Undercity of Rats. Stop digging.

What if all this is a bad dream and your in coma and actually line in the MGE workd

>>45764448
>works on my matrimony

>>45764460
>wake up in mge world hospital bed
>you're hooked up to a cum pump machine
>the mg nurse walks in
>she tells you that since you were in a coma so long they sold your cum to pay for medical and your wife will be along shortly to bring you home
>she's got deep pockets to pay for your life support too
>pros are she thinks your cock tastes great
>cons are she's ambivalent to you waking up

>>45758021
Maybe my semi-effort post just sucks. Or maybe I suck. Sorry guys.

>>45764546
>Cons shes abivalent
hell no, she can finally show her friends she wasn't lying

>>45759872
Pretty eyes, I wonder what the menu is for?

>Black sclera supremacy

>>45764602
She's peering into your soul but your eyes are fixed on her chest. Truly man has no chance against such beings

>>45764453
THAT TREASURE BELONGS TO THE DRAGON IMPERIUM!

>>45764708
Treasure?!

>>45764419
Oh boy, cheap model kits! Maybe now I can buy a victory 2 gundam and not look at shelves full of unicorn kits!

>>45760521
In their search for husbands the dwarves delved too lustily and too deep... You know what they awoke in the depths... A balrog neet that now lives in their keep without paying rent

>>45764748
"You woke me up for THIS?"
- Unearthed balrog

>>45762715
I likes this greentext a lot. What's wrong with me?

i lifted a heavy rock near some wurms
now I am somehow the king of wurms for some reason

>>45764448
>"just get your tongue all over him, especially the face and then the dick"
>somehow this advice helped a lot of mamonos
domo arigato miss sandworm

>Explaining to your immigrant, zipanguese, fox girlfriend that tofu is not a thing where you live

>>45764815
But I made breakfast... And we can cuddle and sleep in the day after brekfast too...

>>45765061
Well your will become an immigrant really soon

>>45765061
But Tofu is a thing where I live, you can buy it at the grocery store.
Sure, it's only the basic stuff but still.