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>>45676590
Sex every single day with sexy reimu: bonus points if I get to drink her pee

>>45676635
why pee

You're imagining a completely untrue made up fiction. Get a life. Christ. You must be at least 18 years old to use this site.

>>45676781
bot reply?

>>45676789
No. Get a grip man. You are living in a fantasy world.

>>45676896
I believe I am in the real world

>>45676904
Get your head out of the clouds.

>>45676912
what does this have to do with reimu you bot

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>>45676781
>Christ
Calm down anon, I respect your imaginary friend too.

>>45676930
"Reimu" isn't real. Get help now. You are losing your grip on reality.

>>45676978
But she is real

>>45676635
What does Reimu pee taste like?

>>45677013
Dr pepper

>>45677002
Take your prescriptions troll.

>>45677013
That's what I'm trying to find out

>>45677026
Will drink if true

>>45676590
She would abuse and rape me everyday, it would be so hot

>>45676590

She is incredibly ugly and has no animal ears, tail etc.

>>45677065
Said no one ever

>>45677065
Rude... it's not easy to look your best when living in poverty

>>45677089
She could at least be a catgirl or wolf/fox girl or something I mean come the fuck on.

>>45677120
I hate wolf girls I think they are disgusting

>>45677120
I mean sure I'd rather have a sexy fluffy tail to hold onto while I drink 2hu pee but I'll take a reimu if I'm offered. It's not a contest

Why do so many shotas vanish into her shrine?

>>45677058
I'm drinking a Dr. Reimu right now.

>>45679579
that's the moriya shrine
it's handsome men who disappear into the hakurei shrine

>>45676590
i don't think being a little kid would get you a free pass to live at the shrine, you'd have to be pulling your weight or be temporarily living there for some incident related reason. reimu would likely push you in keine's direction or towards the human village, because in all likelihood you're an average human with no special qualities or training whatsoever, not the protagonist of one of those fish out of water isekai'd-into-Gensokyo fanfics

if you were an outsider and magically spawned into the shrine, Yukari probably had something to do with it, but you could probably convince Reimu to help you get back outside if you're lucky, since the border is supposedly weaker around there (?). grimsokyo isn't really a thing, so maybe you'd be happy living in a pre-industrial Japanese countryside, who knows. i wouldn't really be a fan of being persecuted on the first hint of becoming a youkai after researching some magic though so no thanks

>>45676781
>Made up fiction
>Christ
kek

>>45679749
>reimu would likely push you in keine's direction
Sex with Keine sounds good too

>>45679749
That depends entirely on how old the 'mu is
If she's her teenage self as depicted in the current works than yes, the kid gets sent to the village. If its cake 'mu who's maternal instincts are screaming at her then he'll stay

>>45676590
>as a shota
you'd definitely be used by youkai to get to her, under the assumption of >>45690705
>cake reimu is one step away from causing an incident herself when youkai kidnap her shota.

>>45677050
what flavor what it be? Would it be its own flavor or just some ripoff of coke.